Seeing these lines of cow B's slogans, Li Tianyou turned around and prepared to leave. [】

There is no way, I can't leave. I didn't look at the calendar today and met a fool.

Li Tianyou thought to himself, the scammers are too unprofessional these days. Since you have worn wigs and have outfits, you should at least combine them with reality, okay?

Not to mention contracting a Taoist temple, giving a loud Taoist name, and then hiring some children to pack yourself. At least you should also make a gossip picture, move a small stool, and find a corner with better feng shui to wait for the fish to take the bait!

Instead of bragging like now, it is like bragging.

Li Tianyou shook his head slightly and rushed to the banner to say these words. If someone was fooled, the other party must be a big fool.

When the old Taoist saw Li Tianyou leaving, he tweeted his white beard with his hand, which was not sure whether it was true or false, and said, "I am here to wait for you, where are you going?"

Li Tianyou snorted coldly about the Taoist priest's words. He knew that this sentence was the common opening remark used by scammers. As long as others responded, the scammer would test the other party through clues in the chat, and then said some ambiguous words to deceive the other party's trust. Then he said that you were black in Yin Tang and had a bloody disaster recently. Next, we should describe as much difficulties as possible.

When you are scared to death and beg for help from him, these scammers will say that these disasters are already destined and cannot be resolved.

Just when you are depressed and want to leave, the liar will turn around and say it is extremely difficult. In fact, it is not impossible to resolve it. It is just to lose your life or to leak the secrets of heaven. The purpose is to make the other party feel how difficult this matter is, and thus pay a large price to eliminate disasters and solve problems.

Seeing that Li Tianyou ignored him, the old Taoist continued, "Li Tianyou, do you know how you got this fat body?"

At first, when he heard him call out his name, Li Tianyou felt that this person should have investigated and investigated his background. Appearing here is waiting to set up a trap for him.

But after hearing the other party’s question, his curiosity was hooked. If it were an ordinary fat man, they would definitely reply with contempt, "Of course it was eaten."

But is Li Tianyou an ordinary fat man?

no!

Since he was a child, he has never had a single illness, and he has never even had the most common cold or fever.

If it were just like this, he wouldn't find it strange. The most strange thing is that all weight loss methods are useless to him. Even extracting fat in the hospital cannot change his obesity.

At the same time, he didn't have much demand for food, and his appetite was almost the same as that of ordinary people. He always wondered where this fat body came out.

Li Tianyou stopped and turned around, skipped the old Taoist question directly, and replied: "Can you remove my fat body?"

As for how this fat body came about, he didn't care, all he wanted was the result.

The old Taoist raised the whisk and said with deep eyes: "This is the disaster that you have suffered. I can't do anything about it."

Hearing this sentence, Li Tianyou glanced at him angrily, turned around and left. Damn, the routine is indeed not very deep. I skipped your question, the purpose is to see if you, a hypocritical guy, is a liar, but I didn't expect you to be an expert, and you are so skillful in using the tricks of fraud.

Grandma, since you can't solve it, I'll ask me to have sex with you.

The more Li Tianyou thought about it, the more angry he became. He finally saw a glimmer of hope, but he didn't expect that the other party was making fun of himself.

Seeing Li Tianyou leave again, the old Taoist did not make a sound to stop him, but said slowly: "Li Tianyou was born in Longtan River, the hometown of Dayu in Central Plains Province. He is exactly 18 years old tomorrow at noon and is often called a fat pig. His biggest desire is to be respected and loved. He has always hoped to find a petite and cute girl to say goodbye to being single."

When Li Tianyou heard this old Taoist actually expressed his wish, a hint of surprise flashed across his face. He was very sure of this matter and had never told anyone, even the mother who was closest to him.

"You have been talented and love to read various books, among which the most skill is the most. When you were ten years old, you practiced the iron cloth shirt to the realm of great success. After that, you asked Li Xuanfeng to teach his family's internal skills many times, but because your movements were extremely slow and could not get into your father's eyes. So you still have no internal strength in your body until now."

In Li Tianyou's surprised eyes, the old Taoist priest smiled and said, "At the age of fourteen, after you learned that Li Tianrui had the habit of swimming in Longtan, you will drown in the Longtan, who insulted you and your mother in words."

"No one would have thought that a waste of the Li family who had never practiced before actually killed Li Tianrui of the Warrior Second Division. At that time, everyone was the first to suspect that you were present at the crime scene, but after seeing that you were not scarred and had no internal strength, they gave up the investigation of you directly. After all, in everyone's eyes, you are a waste of no attack power."

Li Tianyou's heart was like a storm. He was sure that there would never be a second person except himself to know about the things that happened back then. Otherwise, he who was harming the same tribe would not have lived until now, but how did this person know?

At this moment, Li Tianyou changed his mind. What should he do? Should he kill someone to silence him or deny him?

Looking at the streets around him and scanning the cameras around him, he felt that the risk of killing people was too great. Once the action failed, both sides would not even have room for ease.

Besides, since the other party said this matter unrestrainedly, he might have made all kinds of preparations.

Li Tianyou, who really couldn't think of a more effective solution, decided to first find out the other party's background, see how much he knew, and then make plans. Then he forced a smile and walked back to the old Taoist: "Since you said that I act slowly and cannot get into the eyes of others, how could I kill a master of the second-level warrior with this slow action?"

Although the level of the second stage of the warrior is relatively low, it should not be underestimated. If you simply compete with special forces, the second stage of the warrior with internal strength can compete with them.

"According to common sense, the iron shirt you practice is not as good as the second-class warrior. It's coincidental that the second-class guy wanted to press you into the water to scare you when you swim in the middle of the pool."

"He didn't expect that before he died. This was a plan you had thought of in advance. When he pressed you, you dragged him directly and drowned him alive. You have practiced the method of holding your breath in the iron shirt, so it's okay."

The old Taoist glanced at the dull Tianyou and said calmly: "If you have the intention to make up for it, he will die without intention."

Li Tianyou staggered back a few steps and felt incredible. This was the biggest secret in his heart. Why did he know?

Do you still know so clearly?

How is this possible?

Looking at the smiling old Taoist, Tianyou was silent for a long time, then he let out a heavy breath after dissipating his feelings of accepting his fate.

: "I don't know who I am, why do I know so much about my affairs."

The old Taoist priest raised the whisk on his right elbow to his left arm, looked at the sky, raised his chin slightly, and said, "I will reincarnate."

If the weather wasn't too hot and there were only two of them on the street, I'm afraid that people who saw him look like a fairy-like figure would come over to worship him.

The Taoist of Reincarnation was posing, the child who was scared to tears just now, followed by a group of aunts rushing towards this side with awesomeness.

Seeing this, the old Taoist priest waved his wide Taoist robe, and the books on the ground, square cloth and the banners around him disappeared. Seeing this scene, Li Tianyou rubbed his eyes hard with his fat hands, his eyes full of disbelief. Could it be that this old man is still a top magician?

After looking around, he confirmed that there was no place to hide things, he didn't believe in evil stepping on the square bricks in front of the Taoist Reincarnation. After learning that there were no mechanisms on the ground, he turned his eyes to the Taoist robe on the old Taoist body. It is said that the magician's biggest prop was his clothes.

Li Tianyou was about to come forward to find out.

The old Taoist priest waved his sleeves lightly, and even Li Tianyou's body was not touched. The fat man, who weighed as high as 600 kilograms, was swept back a few steps by a breeze.

In Li Tianyou's eyes as if he was a ghost, the old Taoist priest said proudly: "This is an immortal method, not a magic trick."

Li Tianyou wondered how he knew what he was thinking.

Then the old Taoist smiled proudly and said, "Do you don't understand why I know what you think?"

Li Tianyou nodded in a backbone. He really didn't understand. Could this Taoist priest have the ability to read his mind?

"I said that I used the magic method just now, then I am naturally an immortal, a fool. How could an immortal not even see through your little thoughts?" The Taoist of Reincarnation looked at a large group of women from far to near, shook his head and said, "I have a story, you have wine, the old Taoist, I want to go with you."

Li Tianyou nodded and shook his head again. He wanted to know what the hell is this Taoist priest, and also wanted to know what he had to do with him, but he had no alcohol and no money.

As a child of a noble family, he doesn’t even have money on him, which is really sad.

But there is no way, who made him lose his status at home? His father didn't give him money, but his mother gave him money was plundered by his sister who liked to be slutty and beautiful. He said that this was paying pension in advance.

Thinking of this, Li Tianyou felt sad.

However, looking at the specific gorgeous clothes on his body, he felt that his life was pretty good, at least not as good as his clothes were not covered. If it were an ordinary family, he could only sew together with two pieces of cloth with his figure, and then cut a few holes with scissors to put them on his body.

The Taoist of the Reincarnation glanced and understood what Li Tianyou meant. He didn't care. With a wave of the whisk, the electric car parked on the side of the road actually rushed over in a driverless state and stopped in front of the two of them.

Seeing this scene, Tianyou was no longer surprised. He found that everything he experienced today completely overturned his previous understanding of the world.

At this time, the old Taoist didn't care about his thoughts, and just slapped Li Tianyou's shoulder with his hand, and the two of them appeared on the electric car.

This time, Li Tianyou was very clear about the whole process. He clearly felt that when the Taoist Shurang’s hand was put on his shoulder, the two did not appear on the electric car in an instant, but sat on the electric car at a speed that was difficult to distinguish with the naked eye. The whole process was no different from the actions of ordinary people, but the speed was so fast that it was outrageous.

It was at this moment that Li Tianyou really believed that this old Taoist was an immortal.

While a group of aunts rushed over, the Taoist Shun Reincarnation inserted the whisk in his hand on the collar behind his neck, and the OnePlus electric door and the electric car slowly moved forward. Li Tianyou, who had half his butts hanging in the air, could imagine how funny the scenes of the two people were now.

An immortal who was supposed to appear in the fairy TV series, riding an electric bike and carrying a giant figure swaying across the street. The most unreasonable thing is that the immortal's long beard is still flying around, not only does not have the feeling of being a fairy-like trait, but also looks like a patient who escaped from a mental hospital.

After the group of aunts saw the two of them leaving, what they wanted to know most was a fat man with a few hundred pounds sitting behind the electric car. Why can this electric car move forward in a balanced manner? This is simply unscientific.

Five minutes later, this humorous electric car appeared in a tobacco and alcohol store. When he got off the bus, the old Taoist took out a mobile phone that Li Tianyou locked in the electric car and handed it to him. When Li Tianyou didn't understand what he meant, the WeChat message rang on the phone. After clicking on it, he knew that the Taoist of the Reincarnation didn't know when to use the immortal method to send a pitiful message to his sister Li Tianai in his name, which means that he was hungry and put on his back, and he urgently needed money to buy some meat to eat!

Seeing this, Li Tianyou thought to himself that it is so willful to use immortal techniques for such a small matter.

Li Tianai sent a text message very lovingly: "I feel sorry for you! I'll send you a big red envelope later. Buy more delicious food, but remember to pay back the remaining money!"

Seeing this, Li Tianyou was tearful and his sister was still kind to her. When she heard that she was hungry, she quickly asked herself to buy delicious food. Although she had to pay back the remaining money, it was already very good.

Li Tianyou felt grateful. He vowed to spend less this time, even if he offended this god, he would do whatever he wanted to save some money for his sister to return.

A few seconds later, the red envelope came.

Clicking on "Congratulations on getting rich", tears fell from the corners of Li Tianyou's eyes. This is really a real sister!

I have to give myself a red envelope of ten yuan to have a meal and I have to pay back the remaining money. Why are you so stingy? Now the most common noodles cost 151 bowls, okay?

Immediately, Li Tianyou called the phone without any shame and prayed to agree to many treaties that were worthy of power and humiliating, and Li Tianai agreed to transfer ten thousand oceans to him.

After Li Tianyou bought two bottles of Moutai, he got on his electric car again. This time the two of them found a sparsely populated woods and sat down to drink with each other.

There was not much wine, but the relationship was real. Li Tianyou kept urging the old Taoist priest to drink more, hoping that he could teach himself a few immortal tricks later, given his obedientness.

In that case, you can walk sideways in this world.

The old Taoist was not polite about Li Tianyou's attentiveness and drank a bottle of Feitian Moutai in one breath.

Seeing the awesome behavior of Reincarnation, Li Tianyou was stunned at first, but then he realized that the other party was an immortal, and he suddenly realized that this old man was not a human being and could not be judged by common sense.

After drinking a bottle of wine in the cycle of reincarnation, he did not open the second bottle, but said directly: "Today I have a job to do when I go down to earth, and I will tell you your past events."

After hearing this, Li Tianyou didn't dare to refute it. After all, he already knew that the other party was a god. If he was disrespectful, it would be a great sin.
Chapter completed!