Chapter 1

【A mediocre WeChat group for freshman boys’ dormitory】

A: B

A: Come quickly, your male god in medical school has just entered the library

A: This guy is handsome, but I still don’t understand your class’s blind admiration for him

B: Bold!

B: You lack basic respect for our classmates [Summer, the Chosen Son of the Medical College, and naturally chat with the professor in English about the latest achievements in the academic world. Anatomy master. The first full-score god of academic scores after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Shang and Zhou dynasties]!

A: Yes?

A: Why do you talk to your father? Don’t bring lunch?

B: Dad, I was wrong [kneeling]

A: Aren’t you going to apologize for the anatomy class that cuts off? Come quickly, maybe you will be hugging the thighs of the school god from now on

B: The male god is too cold and he doesn't dare to go_(:3ゝ∠)_

B: Next time_(:3ゝ∠)_

A:...You and your girlfriend are really born together

B: How did you know that she is also procrastinating?

A: No, I saw my brother and sister dancing ecstatically to give up their seats to your male god

B: Very envious

B: I will give up my seat to the male god next time

First:……

A: There is something wrong with your medical school feng shui

The Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties walked into the school library with a cold expression.

In fact, I feel desperate inside.

Today on Saturday, he went home as usual. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the house, his mother burst into tears when she saw him and cried, "Son, you hugged the wrong one."

Xia, Shang and Zhou were confused.

Although he often feels troubled by his style of painting that is too serious and serious and incompatible with his parents who love to pretend to be stupid, he never thought that he was not his parents' biological son.

The reason for the mistake was that "I was too immersed in playing mahjong with the couple on the day I was discharged from the hospital"?!

Xia, Shang and Zhou were so angry that they returned to school early and entered the school library.

There are many students in the school library on Saturday.

At two o'clock, twelve meters ahead of him, there was a female classmate in the same class. There was an empty space with books next to her. I wonder if it was for someone to take up a seat, but it seemed that she could negotiate.

Xia, Shang and Zhou were not good at socializing. He could fluently put forward different opinions to well-known professors in class, but in life, it was not easy to even open up ordinary conversations.

In fact, he understood that most of the reason for this problem lies in himself.

The more nervous his expression becomes, the stiffer he speaks, and the more instinctive he speaks, and his nature is serious and serious.

Anyone who politely praised the words "Sir Xia, you have read the latest documents that have not been translated. It's so amazing." He won't like to get a reply "You can play with your phone less, you can do it too."

——Especially when the classmate was criticized by the professor for playing with his mobile phone in class.

Isn’t this a pot that doesn’t open to pick up?

He really understands the truth.

But when he was nervous, he couldn't control it.

At this time, the distance between Xia, Shang and Zhou and the female classmate was shortened to five meters, facing the line of sight.

Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties were covered in cold air, trying to relax their expressions.

Distance three meters.

One meter away.

The female classmate suddenly lowered her head, picked up all the books, rubbed her feet, slapped the table at Xia, Shang and Zhou, and ran away.

The whole process was smooth and skillful, and there was no chance of opening up the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties.

What's the meaning?

Xia, Shang and Zhou stood beside their seats in a daze.

Giving up seats? At the tense moments of the final exam week, will most people give up seats to classmates who are not familiar with them? He is not a popular school grass. It is absolutely impossible to think so.

That is...I don't want to sit with a dull otaku like him?

If all the impossible is eliminated, the rest must be the truth.

Through normal logical reasoning, Xia, Shang and Zhou came to a conclusion that made him even more desperate.

He sat down stiffly, opened the tablet, and did not click on the review materials as soon as possible, but entered the Otaku forum that he often went to.

The situation is already serious and it is time to ask for help from outside the field.

In Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties, clicked on the option of [Post a New Post], carefully read the automatically pop-up version rules, and then started editing a tree hole post.

He put it in the title: Tree hole, I was hugged wrongly

Remind of the guidance of cute and scam reply in the rules, he added: qwq

[Homeless Forum]

Forum Declaration: In my celestial world, recognize the nature of human nature

Moderator's message: Because the former moderator planned a fraud incident with a fake girl, the friend Don Quixote is now the temporary moderator.

【Anonymous Mode】Tree Hole, I hugged the wrong qwq

№0 The owner

First of all, I introduce myself according to the rules: the poster is a freshman in the medical school, a male, a home-attribute, and a hobby of stand-alone games. He is too serious, serious and boring, socially useless, and not likable. The only point that can be boasted about is that his grades are good.

Here are the tree holes:

The poster went home this morning.

My parents were at home and didn’t go out to play mahjong.

As soon as he entered the door, his mother cried and said: Son, you hugged the wrong one.

Poster: Why did you get the wrong one?

Dad: I was so intoxicated with the couple playing mahjong on the day I was discharged from the hospital.

The poster is very angry.

So I went back to the school library to study for myself.

There was a sudden unexpected branch in life, and the poster didn't know what to do, so he came to the forum for help.

I only had a single player game partition activity before, and I had read the version rules before posting, and chose the reply anonymous mode.

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№1 = =

My strange life experience of being a otakus can be used in social news has increased again

There are too many grooves in the tree hole and I don’t know where to start... Why is mahjong here?

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№2 = =

The poster added all the cute words of the fraudulent reply that was demonstrated by the rules. It was really serious, but there was no need.

How much does the poster’s parents love playing mahjong???

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№3 = =

Isn’t what I have played in real mahjong? How intoxicated can I play mahjong? I even hugged my son wrongly????

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№4 = =

The freshman's poster, who was angry, actually said that he was going back to school to study in the library. Does this kind of contemporary college student really exist?

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№5 = =

Grading the key points, the second line of the tree hole, my parents didn't go out to play mahjong

This kind of thing was actually listed separately, and the poster's parents were obviously seriously ill.

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№6 = =

Browse the post - Start with a big drama, tags: true and fake daughter/big young master, secret history of wealthy families, legacy competition

After watching the main building - Can anyone tell me why the most stolen mahjong is?

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№7 【Poster】

Reply to the second floor: How much does the host’s parents like mahjong? Let’s give an example: When the chess and card room was not banned, there were four nights a week, and they were all in the nearby chess and card room.

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№8 = =
To be continued...