Chapter 13
The village chief rushed over in the sun, breaking the embarrassing situation.
The village chief uncle walked very fast and arrived in front of him in an instant. He greeted the Zuo couple happily: "Are you here?"
The Zuo family completely forgot the embarrassment just now. Mr. Zuo held the village chief's hand and said domineeringly: "The village chief is so polite. The last time I came to this farmhouse, thanks to the village chief's care."
Hearing the three words "farmhouse", the village chief's loyal and simple smile couldn't help but feel a hint of gloom.
There is no farm stay in their village at all.
The village is called Quanshui Village. It has a good environment, with some fruit fields and a porcelain kiln. But the village is too small, and the sporadic highlights are not systematic. Young and middle-aged people either go to other places or move into the city. Most of the people left behind are elderly and children, and objectively do not have the good conditions for developing tourism.
The villagers live a good life and are unwilling to break the leisurely and quiet life. No one is subjectively willing to develop tourism.
Last year, the Zuo couple was too excited about their first time playing a farm stay and insisted on driving by themselves. As a result, they drove the wrong way and entered Quanshui Village.
The village chief repeatedly explained that there was no farm stay in the village, but he was defeated by the Zuo couple, and more importantly, by the power of money from Brother Zuo.
So the Zuo family and his group rented the idle wedding house of the village chief's son who had settled in an outdoor area, and ate the dishes cooked by the village chief's wife. The village chief took on the burden of the tour guide, commentator, and playing with each other. In the end, the Zuo couple was forced to play mahjong.
So, what Zuo’s family played last year was actually not a farm stay, but a village chief.
Half a month ago, the village chief received a reservation call from Brother Zuo, recalling the fear of being dominated by the Zuo family and wanted to refuse.
But the price given by Brother Zuo is really suitable.
Thinking of this, the haze in the village chief’s smile dissipated, and he stepped on the ground with firecrackers and led the group to the village happily.
Among the villagers at the entrance of the village who were waiting to welcome the elderly anti-cancer, a dark little boy came over. He mischievously grimaced the outsiders and shouted loudly: "Grandpa!"
The village chief was having a happy chat with the couple. As soon as the grandson arrived, the parents naturally shifted the topic to the next generation.
When the village chief learned that Xia, Shang and Zhou were the third in the city's college entrance examination last year, he was immediately excited and asked Xia, Shang and Zhou to help his grandson be consecrated and to expose the fairy spirit of the academic master, the Xia couple agreed.
Xia, Shang and Zhou were covered in air conditioning on their entire faces.
Zuo Fei looked at him sympathetically.
The weather was hot in the afternoon, and when I arrived at my destination, I was already so hot that I was sweating all over.
This two-story building with a yard is finely decorated, with air conditioning, refrigerators and other electrical appliances, and nothing is needed. The village chief’s wife prepared food early in the morning, everyone assigned a room, and after eating, they washed and had lunch.
There are two rooms on the first floor, belonging to two pairs of parents; there are three rooms on the second floor, belonging to three children.
Xia Shang and Zhou and Zuo Fei carried their luggage to the second floor. The bathroom on the second floor was a separate small room. Xia Shang and Zhou did not sweat much, so they asked Zuo Fei to wash it first. After tidying up their luggage, they opened the forum.
№1705 = =
Scratch your heart and lungs waiting for the poster to come back
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№1706 = =
I have said a long time ago that you don’t believe it. What kind of farmhouses should use banners and firecrackers to welcome guests? I won’t think about it. Will tens of millions of people go to ordinary farmhouses like you?
Anyone who understands it understands it. People who have no connections can never imagine how deep the water is.
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№1707 = =
Society Understanding Brother Hi, Society Understanding Brother Bye
You are not suitable for my zodiac, suitable for some
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№1708 【Poster】
I'm back
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№1709 = =
It's the poster!
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№1710 = =
Tell me quickly! Why is it so high-standard welcome? Is Daz a senior VIP member of the Farmhouse?
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Farmhouse senior VIP member, wow, it sounds so high-end, elegant and upscale [Indifference]
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№1712 【Poster】
We were not welcomed. We got off the car and found that the banner read "Warm congratulations to the villagers of my village for their success in fighting cancer."
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№1713 = =
Hahahahahahahaha
I discovered that I can always see the God's turn when I stay with the Z family.
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№1714 = =
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
【Poster】Use [God Turn]
【Social Understanding Brother】I suffered [10,000 points of damage]
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№1715 = =
Back to the 1706th floor: Oh, why do I like to watch pretending to be x and failing to pretend to be x
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№1716 = =
Author, what are the conditions of the farmhouse? Is it luxurious? Is there French mineral water in the refrigerator?
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№1717 【Poster】
The idle house in the village I rented, there is watermelon in the refrigerator, the water is not in the refrigerator, on the table, a pot of cold and white
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№1718 = =
This is really a farm stay!
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№1719 = =
This farmhouse is too farmhouse, the style of the z family is too unlucky, is this called not forgetting the original intention?
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№1720 = =
The question is, isn’t Z’s parents’ original intention a rich second generation?
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№1721 = =
What exactly has society done to Z's parents! Make them so frugal!
I hope that society can also do a complete set of things to do to the society and give him the education he loves
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№1723 = =
The education of God's love
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№1724 [After childhood, my brain]
At first, no one realized something was wrong.
The villagers who greeted them were filled with simple smiles.
This is just an ordinary farm stay trip, simple villagers, comfortable arrangements, and leisurely life.
They lived in the village, in the idle house.
But then, everything was wrong.
The mysterious woman in the river, the mysterious porcelain shaped like an urn, echoing in the mysterious ancient music every night, and the dog that no longer barks.
What was poured out of the kettle was not liquid. I thought I was cutting watermelon, but in fact I was cutting it...?!
When the check-out date comes, the sky lights up and no one survives.
The village has returned to its appearance without being disturbed by outsiders.
In the sunshine, the villagers still had simple smiles.
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№1725 = =
Ahhhhhh why did you suddenly open a thriller brain hole? Brother Daobu brought me a dog!
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№1726 = =
What's the point of this? Such a cliché movie script is too much to give 3 points.
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To be honest, Brother Naobu’s brain is getting better and better
Or is it that I have been brainwashed by Brother Burbu [terrified]
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№1728 = =
What about the poster? Are you going to start playing? Or should I rest first?
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№1729 【Poster】
The professor asked me to translate the information, I'll download it first
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№1730 = =
The poster is really a god of learning. It is impossible for a professor to find freshmen to translate materials.
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№1731 = =
The poster has fun after finishing his work ~
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Xia Shang and Zhou translated five pages of information for the professor who was so busy. After washing up, they fell asleep in a daze. When they woke up, it was already past four o'clock in the afternoon.
Outside the window are green mountains and clear water, and the sun is in the sky.
In my ears are... the sound of numbing coming from downstairs.
He packed up his tablet and information, changed his clothes and went downstairs.
The village chief uncle happened to enter the door and saw Xia, Shang and Zhou. He quickly stuffed the dinosaur pencil bag in his hand into Xia, Shang and Zhou.
When Zuo Fei went downstairs, he found that there were still many people in the main room. His parents and Xia family parents played mahjong with their parents. Xia Shangzhou sat at the square table in the main room. Under the earnest gaze of the village chief, he took out the pen and wrote from the pencil case.
When I got closer, the village chief uncle asked Xia Shangzhou to take out every pen in his pencil case and write four words: Learning progress.
Even if the characters from Xia, Shang and Zhou are written very well, they will be written in a row of four words, which looks like talismans and spells.
Zuo Fei held back his laughter and asked the village chief uncle: "Is this Zhanzan's fairy spirit?"
The village chief uncle nodded happily: "The third mile in the city, in ancient times, was it considered a Tanhualang? You can't get involved in the fairy spirit. Oh, Xiao Xia finished writing it? Holding that pencil case, Oh, don't be embarrassed, what's wrong with this? Yes, hold it and dip the pencil case."
Xia, Shang and Zhou dying eyes.
The village chief uncle packed his pen bag contentedly.
The Zuo couple was afraid that Zuo Fei would instigate Xia, Shang and Zhou to interfere with them in playing mahjong, so they asked the village chief to take them out for a walk in the village and bring Dazhu with them. Dazhu, who was lying in the middle of the main hall, heard his name and rushed to the yard, waiting excitedly for Xia, Shang and Zhou and Zuo Fei to take it out.
Zuo Fei refused: "Don't bring it, take it out after dinner, so as not to seduce people to see the dogs in the melon field again."
So, in Dazhu's grieving eyes, the two followed the village chief uncle out of the yard.
Not long after walking out of the yard, I saw a large melon field.
These melon fields are successively scattered, as a whole, with one side next to the small roads in the village and the other side is the road outside the village. People and cars come and go, and the risk of watermelons being stolen is indeed quite high.
A yellow earth dog was patrolling the fields. When it saw two strangers, Xia, Shang, Zhou and Zuo Fei, yelled loudly. The village chief uncle shouted "Dahuang!". It recognized the village chief and quieted down again, but its eyes were still staring at their movements.
It is hard to imagine that Tian Gou can actually take it away if he is so professional and smart.
The village chief uncle proudly introduced them that in addition to watermelon, there are dragon fruit greenhouses and strawberry greenhouses in the northwest of the village. These three kinds of fruits are sold to nearby counties.
Walking further to the village, opposite the small supermarket, there is a porcelain display shop, which is made of porcelain produced by the porcelain kiln in the east suburbs of the village. The porcelain in the shop is small tea pots, cups, plates and bowls and other household porcelains. They are not high-end, but they are not ugly.
The village chief uncle proudly introduced to them that this store also has an online store. After transformation, although sales have decreased, their revenue has increased.
Zuo Fei came here once last year and didn't understand the village chief's meaning, but he found the QR code posted on the counter in a familiar way. He scanned the code and went into the store and understood.
When he came last year, the main focus of this porcelain online store was small tea cans, and the keyword of the product was [high-end double-layer sealed moisture-proof custom tea cans], which was priced at 39 yuan.
Now, the main focus of this porcelain online store is pet urns, and the product keyword is [high-end double-layer sealed moisture-proof custom pet urns], which is priced at 239 yuan.
These two products, tea cans and urns, are exactly the same size and appearance, and are simply the same porcelain can.
One can sell double.
After hearing this, Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties fell into deep thought.
Zuo Fei sighed to the village chief uncle: "Your village is truly a brilliant place."
The village chief uncle smiled modestly and led them to continue sightseeing. Soon after, he walked to the riverside.
The village chief uncle proudly introduced to them that the river is clear and the water is sweet. If you don’t have diarrhea, you can drink it directly.
Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties and Zuo Fei both stopped.
There is a long-haired woman in the river who is crying.
Xia, Shang and Zhou instantly remembered Brother Naomu’s brains.
This should have been a little bit of incongruity in this picture that should have been creepy.
...The long-haired woman in the river was swimming crying.
Zuo Fei: "Village Chief, what is that?"
The village chief uncle proudly introduced to them: "That's Teacher Fang. Teacher Fang is also a foreigner. He rented a house in the village. She is a great painter! A painting costs tens of thousands of dollars!"
This cannot explain why she was swimming in the river crying!
Zuo Fei: "What are she doing?"
The village chief uncle finally showed a sad face: "The first time Teacher Fang did this, she said she wanted to jump into the river and commit suicide."
It turns out that this is not the first time?
The village chief uncle continued, "Teacher Fang can swim. Every time she jumps, she will swim automatically, and she will cry in the river in anger. At the beginning, we went down to save her, but after many times, we can't stare at her every day. We farmers have to work. Later, we found out that she cried for more than ten minutes and then came up by herself, so we didn't go back to save her. As soon as Teacher Fang doesn't want to come up, we will save her again. Aunt Wang's ears are sharp."
Zuo Fei and the eldest uncle of the Xia Shang and Zhoushun village chief, looked in the direction. On the balcony of a house opposite the river, there was an aunt staring at the river and eating melon seeds. It should be Aunt Wang.
At this time, Teacher Fang in the river had probably finally cried enough, swam back to the river, put on a bath towel, slippers, and walked forward absent-mindedly.
Very complete equipment.
The village chief uncle greeted her with concern: "Teacher Fang, why are you unhappy?"
Teacher Fang narrowed his eyes into slits, looked at them for a long time, and seemed to finally recognize the village chief and walked towards them.
Obviously, he is highly myopia.
She approached the village chief uncle and said undesperately: "Loss of hair."
The village chief uncle didn’t know what it was like to jump into the river if he lost his hair, so he comforted him: “Teacher Fang has so much hair, it’s nothing to lose two. Young people should not be so uneasy.”
Teacher Fang was instantly violent: "Ha? Don't think so much if you lose two? Uncle, you don't know anything at all and dare to speak loudly there! Will I change with you? Will I change with you?"
Teacher Fang suddenly lifted her bangs, and on her hairline, there was a small round part of the coin-sized size of a hairless circle.
As a student of the medical school, Xia Shang and Zhou understood it at a glance.
The diagnosis was made in Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties: "Circular alopecia areata."
"Ahhhhhhhh--"
Hearing these four words, Teacher Fang shouted shrillly like a ghost who was suppressed by the talisman, shook off the bath towel, turned around and ran towards the river, and jumped down.
Chapter completed!