Chapter 25
"explain."
Looking at his parents who described the miserable, Xia, Shang and Zhou looked serious and said these two words almost at the same time as Zuo Yang.
Zuo Fei stood beside Xia Shangzhou and stood by and watched. He found that although they were chased by the big goose, the two parents actually escaped from completely different styles.
Mother Xia's hair was slightly chaotic, and she was leaning against Dad Xia's eyes to wipe her tears.
Dad Xia held his wife with emotion, and his top seemed to have flapped its wings and was stained with dust.
Overall, the picture is not awkward, but a sad and beautiful scene, just like the scene where the male and female protagonists in the idol drama are hard to save. The kind of makeup and hair are intact, beautiful and handsome, unconvincing but everyone loves to watch.
In contrast, the miserable appearance of the Zuo couple, Zuo Fei held his forehead, which was so miserable, and it was miserable in all senses.
Mrs. Zuo ran in front like Xia's mother, and later, Mama Xia was led by her, so she should have no war loss like Mama Xia. But Mr. Zuo's familiar howling "run" made Mama Zuo instantly recall her past combat experience.
——From childhood, no matter whether she and Mr. Zuo fight one-on-one or group fight, they will be caught by parents on the spot seven out of ten times, especially Grandpa Zuo. If you catch them, you will be beaten and even her.
So Mrs. Zuo felt that her youth had come back, and she entered the Jianghu Great Sister's head and fleeing mode. She skillfully tore open the side hem of the long skirt, pulled it up and tied it around her waist. The long skirt instantly turned into a miniskirt, reducing the resistance to escape, and then ran wildly.
When he heard the eldest son's harsh question that looked like his grandfather, Mrs. Zuo, whose long skirt was wide open, no longer had the arrogance of the eldest sister's head, and even felt a little aggrieved. He honestly looked around and said to him: "We were, we were going to take photos and feed the geese."
Mama Xia ran too fast, and the trachoma was so irritated by the wind that she kept crying. At this time, she added sadly: "Xiaofei and Zhou Zhou are afraid of geese."
Mr. Zuo's polo shirt was bitten by a big goose and tore away a large piece from his back. Because he ran violently, he hung it on his body in a broken way, giving him a feeling of a scavenger.
When Mr. Zuo heard what Mr. Zuo said, he was originally frightened by his eldest son like Mrs. Zuo, and immediately got inspiration.
Mr. Zuo shook his feet and argued: "Yes! It's because they are afraid of geese! We feed the geese for a long time at noon and it's fine. We plan to feed them again, take the photos, teach them a lesson, cough, and motivate them."
Mrs. Zuo tacitly got her husband's thoughts, and became energetic, nodded and agreed: "That's it. We want to set a good example for our sons. Who would have thought that they were suddenly so fierce!"
They were blamed again, and Xia, Shang, Zhou and Zuo Fei stopped doing it.
Xia Shang and Zhou were all braved the cold air, looking at Xia's mother who was pretending to be innocent, and retorted seriously: "We are not afraid of geese."
Zuo Fei mocked the ragged couple of the Zuo family: "Be a good role model? You two are like this?"
Mrs. Zuo proudly put her hips on her hips: "Don't admit it? Then the puppy who ran with us just now?"
Xia, Shang and Zhou, whose language combat power is only 5, subconsciously looked at Zuo Fei and asked for support.
Zuo Fei smiled and launched a full blown attack: "We are puppies, what are you?"
For the majesty of parents and to win this game, Mr. Zuo did not hesitate: "Big Dog. What's wrong?"
Zuo Fei and Xia Shang and Zhou looked at Brother Zuo.
"Enough!"
Zuo Yang really couldn't listen anymore. He didn't speak anymore, and his dialogue level could go from quarrels among primary school students to kindergarten.
Zuo Yang stared at Mr. Zuo coldly and pointed at the key point: "Didn't you provoke the goose? Tell the truth."
The situation reversed instantly. Two small ones leaned against the elder brother, showing their heads proudly; four large ones lowered their heads and did not dare to speak loudly.
"There is one that I dare not go into the water," Mr. Zuo stammered, "I just helped it."
This is the reason, Zuo Yang asked sternly: "How did you help?"
Mr. Zuo honestly explained: "Push it with his feet, and he didn't kick it gently."
The crime scene was under the stone steps. Mrs. Zuo naturally didn't see it, but she nodded and agreed: "I really didn't kick it! I testify. Who would have thought that they were so sensitive and petty, and they were fed with their leaves!"
Mother Xia recalled that the vegetables and leaves were all from the owner Lao Wang's own home.
It's indeed a waste of time.
Serious science from Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties: "Home geese are domesticated from wild geese, with strong territorial awareness. When humans pass by, they may be regarded as provocative behavior by geese invading the territory. Pushing it with their feet will undoubtedly stimulate the aggression of the geese."
The information he carefully searched for finally came in handy.
Dad Xia was shocked and regretful: "Hongyan who passed the letter from Hongyan? This, alas..."
You are a beautiful woman, but she actually makes a goose.
Zuo Yang swept to the Zuo couple in a cold wind: "Did you hear it? Do you go and call it, and you still hope they won't fight back?"
The Zuo couple looked at each other and confirmed that they were irrefutable, so they skillfully entered the next process and showed miserable appearance.
Mrs. Zuo pulled up Mr. Zuo's torn clothes, shook at Zuo Yang and cried, "Your father was bullied so badly by the goose, and you scolded us. Look at this clothes, the big goose is very fierce. If you bite it, you won't let go. Your teeth must be sharp!"
A common sense error was found. Xia, Shang and Zhou clarified for the goose: "Geese have no teeth. However, the outer edges of the beak of the goose are jagged, called the tooth-shaped beak, which looks like countless small teeth, allowing the goose to bite off the branches to eat. There are also jagged teeth on both sides of the goose's tongue, so it is difficult to break free if it is bitten by the goose."
Zuo Yang gave his diligent and knowledgeable brother a look of praise.
Mrs. Zuo and Mr. Zuo only understood one meaning. The big goose was very powerful. Fortunately, the clothes they bit were not human.
In other words, Xia, Shang and Zhou were assisting them.
Mrs. Zuo, who felt heartbroken, was very moved. She continued to play with the gray on Xia Dad's clothes to Zuo Yang: "Look, they were still slapping people with their wings, relying on their ability to fly, chasing people! Big pillars were slapped in the head, and they were not even afraid of wolf dogs."
The big pillar lying on Zuoyang's foot, heard his name and blew in shock, begging for comfort from the master.
When Xia, Shang and Zhou were very interested in this when they read the information, they explained carefully: "The eye structure of the goose seems to be very special, and everything inside and outside the sight is reduced. Humans and wolf dogs are not as big as goose in the eyes of goose, so they are not afraid."
Dad Xia said happily: "Zhou Zhou knows goose. Why did he check so much information?"
Xia, Shang and Zhou subconsciously said: "It is said that geese are very fierce on the Internet."
Mama Xia smiled gently and said considerately: "Meeting is more terrifying than being famous?"
The Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties were halfway through the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties and froze.
He looked at the Xia couple with condemnation: "You did it on purpose."
Dad Xia and Mom Xia showed an innocent look of confusion at the same time.
Black air emerged from Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties.
Zuo Fei wanted to help Xia, Shang and Zhou fight, but his identity was awkward and he couldn't think of the words for a while.
At this time, Zuo Yang, who was squatting while touching the dog, spoke.
Zuo Yang asked Mr. Zuo: "Which goose shot the big pillar?"
Mr. Zuo replied in seconds: "The one with tufts of gray hair on the tip of his tail."
wrong!
When Xia, Shang and Zhou recalled the situation at that time, according to normal logic, when the big pillar surpassed the Zuo couple and ran into the big goose head-on, and the Zuo couple was busy running for their lives without looking back, it was impossible for Mr. Zuo to know which goose fan's big pillar.
Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties said at the same time: "He lies."
Unlike Zuo Fei, who was used to criticizing Mr. Zuo, Xia, Shang and Zhou seriously stated their reasons, believing that with the scene at that time, Mr. Zuo would never know which one was just a suspect goose.
Moreover, in connection with previous behavior, the big goose with a tuft of gray hair on the tip of the tail is likely to be the goose that Mr. Zuo pushed down. Mr. Zuo's random identification is simply a revenge.
Mr. Zuo felt aggrieved: "I didn't lie!"
Zuo Yang raised a curve that was almost invisible to the corner of his lips, giving Mr. Zuo a chance to show his presence in front of his son: "You said."
Mr. Zuo stated with a clear connotation: "The three geese in the old Wang family are white, one with a black spot on the left face and one with a pointed gray hair on the tail.
"When Dazhu ran over, there was a black spot on his left face, and the goose bit my clothes, because when I closed the courtyard gate, I saw it still holding a cloth in its mouth; the white goose was chasing Brother Xia, because Brother Xia was running beside me, I saw the goose flying up to slap him, and the tail tip was not gray hair; so, the one with gray hair on its tip must be the one with the big pillar."
It is worthy of being Mr. Zuo who can remember everything except words and words.
Mrs. Zuo applauded her husband proudly.
Zuo Fei was used to it and shook his head and smiled.
But Xia, Shang and Zhou, who had first seen Mr. Zuo's unique tricks, couldn't help but be amazed by this amazing observation and memory, and immediately became awe-inspiring.
Mr. Zuo, unfathomable.
It was drizzling in the yard.
Seeing that they all ran very hard and the time for waking up was already up, Zuo Yang began to clear the scene and chase people: "Okay, let's take a shower and rest. Let's come out again at dinner time."
№2731 = =
More than three hours have passed, but Brother Feitian still has not appeared
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№2732 = =
What's this? Gone are the procrastinating girls
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№2733 = =
I knew you were still paying attention to girls
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№2734 = =
The procrastination girl said that she would read the post after self-study. How many days have you been here? As an ordinary friend, I am just a little bit ordinary about another ordinary friend, and it has nothing to do with gender.
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№2735 = =
Her ID has told you the answer: Procrastination lifelong member
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№2736 = =
As its name
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№2737 = =
Brother Dao Bu is just like his name, why didn’t you think about it? It’s obvious that he still looks at his sister differently
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№2738 = =
To be honest, Brother Dao Bu still needs people to remember? He has a great sense of existence
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№2739 = =
Why didn't the poster show up yet? It's so boring_(:3ゝ∠)_
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№2740 【Poster】
We met a geese
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№2741 = =
It's the poster!
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№2741 = =
It's a goose!
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№2742 = =
It’s the plot of the village tyrant that I like to hear again!
Please make sure to expand in detail!
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№2743 = =
Hahahahahahahahaha I've started laughing. Are you okay? Where is Xiaoz? If you are bitten by your butt, please remember not to ignore the disease and avoid medical treatment
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№2744 【Poster】
After taking a nap, the poster and Xiaoz were about to go out, and the poster and the poster and the poster and the poster were back.
They said feeding big geese is fun, and they eat whatever vegetables and leaves are fed.
The poster who read a lot of forum posts was surprised, and Xiaoz was also a little surprised.
They knew nothing about the fighting power of the goose, so they must say that the poster and Xiaoz were afraid of the goose.
Then Xiaoz and the poster took the dog out.
Later we found out that after we went out, they went back to take photos of them feeding geese. In the words of father Z, it was to set an example for me and Xiaoz to not be afraid of geese.
After feeding the geese, they took photos, and the owner released the geese.
Dad z said that there was a goose who dared not get into the water, so he gently pushed it with his feet.
When Xiaoz and I saw them, they were being chased by three geese and ran away from their lives frantically.
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№2745 = =
Hahahahahahahahaha, if you don't commit suicide, you won't die, why don't you understand
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№2746 = =
Familiar big goose, familiar smell, standard ending
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№2747 = =
Even if the sand sculpture f4 is not in a fight, it doesn't have the power to fight
Big goose, so terrifying
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№2748 = =
Owner, aren’t you guys with your dog? I think Dazhu can fight Dage
After all, they are all big characters
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№2749 = =
God's Horse Big Character
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№2750 = =
Yes, the poster, then what? What is the result of the battle?
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№2751 [Owner]
Xiaoz ordered Dazhu to help, Dazhu ran over, and was slapped at the head by the big goose with its wings, and then ran back, hiding between Xiaoz's legs.
Then the poster and Xiaoz didn't know what to do.
At this time, the mother of Z, who was dragged by the mother of the poster running in the front, shouted "Run" to us.
Then we ran together.
The geese kept chasing, and we kept running.
Finally we ran into the yard and closed the gate before blocking them.
The results of the battle were not tragic, and everyone was not injured. Dad Z was bitten away by a large piece of clothes by a big goose. The owner's dad was slapped by a big goose.
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№2751 = =
Hahahahahahahahahahaha the two dads are miserable
There is also Dazhu, don’t you think you are a police dog?
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№2752 = =
Big Pillar vs Big Goose
The pillar uses [Running] to enter the battle
The big goose uses [Goose wings slap your brain]
The pillar is damaged by [1000 points]
The pillar uses [Running] to leave the battle
Big pillar lose
Big goose win
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№2753 = =
The poster's mother is indeed unfathomable and she actually ran in the front
It's worthy of being a woman who can easily carry two barrels of oil to the fifth floor
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№2754 = =
Ah, I've become accustomed to it. A weak beauty actually has a strong athletic ability.
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№2755 = =
Be clear upstairs, don't confuse reality with animation
Although the anime is already a big deal, it is simply a rare person in reality.
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№2756 = =
You are also a little more awake. In real life, except for celebrities and internet celebrities, ordinary people have no such thing as a character.
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№2757 = =
But ordinary people will also be labeled in their lives, regardless of whether they are good or bad.
Most of your friends in your life will encounter labels such as "otaku", "introvert" and "playing games" in their lives, right?
Receive your fate, you can't escape this labeled fast food era
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№2758 = =
When you talk about real issues, you are still so negative and mean, love me, love me
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№2759 = =
Is it okay if you are sunny?
It is clearly the big goose that defeated my friends again. Such a pleasant topic
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№2760 = =
Calculate carefully, my friend in the world fights against the Big Goose, and he has lost all over the 17th battle.
in:
Ten battles: Friends who accidentally encountered a big goose and were beaten by the goose
Four battles: The friends who encountered the big goose in the above ten battles, with the kind encouragement of my friends, went back to kill the big goose (two people were bare hands, one with badminton rackets, and one with a dog), and were beaten by the goose again
Three battles: The legend of our altar has been cancelled, the famous psychopathic war preparation brother, who actively slaughtered the goose with weapons and was beaten by the goose
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№2761 = =
I don't know, but when I counted, I was shocked. My mortal actually composed such a tragic song of the anti-goose war.
Tears
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№2761 = =
Respect my friends who are invincible in the seventeenth battle, respect the big goose, respect life
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№2762 = =
It's still funny to think about it. Some friends in the hall believed your silence and really went back to kill the big goose. The funniest thing is to be bare-handed. Those two posts are still my source of happiness and have been in my favorites.
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№2763 = =
The most miserable one in my impression was that I was chased into the cemetery by a geese, tripped by a tombstone, hitting another tombstone, and fainted
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№2764 = =
No, the worst thing about that poster was clearly unconscious in the cemetery for a whole day
Wake up in the middle of the night
Take out your phone and look at the time, then use the light to shine the surrounding environment,
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№2765 = =
I remember the poster first suspected that he had traveled through time, and then suspected that he had hit a ghost. How could he be miserable?
I laughed and vomited when I was chasing the post
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№2766 = =
No, I think it is the worst of another poster. The one who was broken by a big goose fan, took the dog to kill him, and the leg was broken by a big goose fan.
He also took pictures of his hands and legs casting.
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№2767 = =
I remember him too! The poster was quite optimistic and wrote several goose words on the plaster.
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№2768 = =
Yes, yes, it is said to be a imitation of the word "gee" left by Wang Xizhi in Guoqing Temple in Tiantai Mountain.
Later, when I went there for a trip, I went to see it specially. In fact, only half of the word "goose" was written by Wang Xizhi, and the other half was repaired by later calligraphers.
But the word "goose" has a very powerful aura of a big goose! The temperament of a village tyrant is so tightly controlled!
Wang Xizhi is worthy of being a geese-loving person.
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№2769 = =
I can't tell whether Wang Xizhi's words are damn or not.
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№2770 = =
See 2768th Floor: Isn’t it just a word for goose, how powerful can I have?
After searching: Brother 2768 is right
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№2771 = =
True or fake
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№2772 = =
I've searched, Wang Xizhi is really strong
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№2773 = =
In your hall, you can even discuss calligraphy from the big goose, love love
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№2774 【Poster】
Who is Brother Zhan Bei?
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№2775 【Flying Pasta】
I want to hear the story of Brother Zhan Bei, too
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№2776 = =
Aoyou, both the poster and Feitian brother appeared
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Chapter completed!