Chapter 34
Pretending?
Why?
Xia, Shang and Zhou looked at the people who were leaning on the ground in confusion.
Shen Xue, who was disgusted by Zuo Feidao, lay stubbornly on the ground pretending to be dead.
He closed his eyes and was silent, lying straight in the body, vividly interpreting the embarrassment of throwing apart after he couldn't come down from Taiwan.
It is like a habitual criminal who still relies on the bottom of the car after failing to fight for money and trying to continue to extort money.
After all, he was introduced to his sweetheart's friend. Zuo Fei was also embarrassed by his behavior.
The only thing that is thankful is that Shen Xue has not been autistic yet this time using the Shen family's unique skills - rolling all over the ground.
Zuo Fei couldn't help but recall the whole process of getting to know this trick on the ground.
Zuo Fei originally didn't want to make friends in the circle. After all, he had experienced years when the Zuo family lost money all the way to bankruptcy and the whole family was cold-eyed. His heart was very clear-headed, and he paid more attention to his values ​​and character when making friends. Moreover, doing business was not his ideal. He might not be able to help his elder brother in the future, so he paid more attention to not causing trouble for his elder brother.
Brother Zuo said that he was hot on the outside and cold on the inside, which was absolutely correct.
No matter how good Zuo Fei is in socializing, he truly admits that he is a friend, only two or three kittens, including Shen Xue, a sympathy vote for terminally ill patients out of humanitarian care.
At that time, Shen Shuang and Big Brother Zuo became friends. Shen Xuegang was shocked by the news that his cousin gave up his combat preparations and returned to Shen. Then he learned that his cousin and the profit-seeking businessman had become friends, and his faith had completely collapsed.
His big cousin, the powerful war-ready man who fought with the tiger, and the idol who regarded power, fame and fortune as dirt, fell so much!
From the return of the big cousin's war preparation to the rapid depravity, it was only half a month in the middle. What happened to that man?
Shen Xue played out the professional qualities that a military fan should have. He remembered that "The Art of War" said that knowing yourself and your enemy will never be defeated in a hundred battles.
Since Shen Shuang was avoiding him, Shen Xue resolutely decided to get close to Zuo Yang and see what kind of man he was.
However, the middle way collapsed before halfway through this plan.
The reason is very simple. Brother Zuo, a crazy overtime president, cannot be easily accessible to outsiders. He has to make an appointment when discussing business seriously.
Although Shen Xue is a member of the Shen family, she has not been involved in the family industry. She is just an ordinary college student. Moreover, he is originally a weak and weak man. His military maniac is an evolutionary body brainwashed by Shen Shuang. She is not as natural as Shen Shuang and does not have the practical experience of being beaten repeatedly by goose. Naturally, it is impossible to be elusive by Brother Zuo like Shen Shuang.
Shen Xue failed to make a plan, and another plan came into being.
This plan is to save the country in a curve.
So at a wedding banquet in the circle, a young man from the second half appeared in front of Zuo Fei.
Shen Xue carefully prepared that day and wore a collection of Wochao peacekeeping troops uniforms that would not be easily taken out. Unfortunately, the size was a bit large and he couldn't hold on. He was wearing it like a promotional mascot, which attracted many uninformed ladies and ladies to praise: "Oh, Xiaoxue hasn't seen her for a while, have you gone to play with her?"
The word y touched the sensitive nerves of military enthusiasts.
In the military enthusiast circle, the one who really plays with guns and builds anti-nuclear underground villas belongs to the top floor of the circle. The military otaku who is simply called "military occupants" is the bottom floor where everyone is shouting and beating inside and outside the circle.
There are two reasons:
First, since they are all interested in military affairs, they can't even do the simplest military training, and they even run 800 meters and are breathless, so they just buy clothes and go to the comic exhibition to take photos. They look at the so-called military anime of cute girls. What is the difference between this and Ye Gong Haolong?
Second, the military occupants have made several news reports that they have fallen below the lower limit. For example, wearing peacekeeping uniforms at the comic exhibition, kneeling down to worship the female coser, and being ridiculed by the entire network, is already a situation where everyone is beating. Other military fans who are already disliked by the military occupants can naturally be eager to cut the mat with the military occupants.
There are only two differences between Shen Xue, a military enthusiast, and a military occupant: one is that he does not watch anime; the other is that he has a gym at home.
This is easy to be run by other military enthusiasts.
Therefore, he was more keen than ordinary military enthusiasts to criticize military occupants, and even disperse and despise all occupants.
At this critical tactical moment when saving the country on the curve and approaching Zuo Fei, these aunts and sisters actually said that he was playing cos in front of Zuo Fei, and Shen Xue was anxious at that time.
Shen Xue was so angry that she jumped: "Who has played cos? Who has played cos? I'm not an otaku! If you don't understand, don't whine!"
This made the aunts and sisters unhappy. The aunts and sisters were eloquent and questioned him.
"Why are you not an otaku when you stay at home all day?"
Shen Xue said stubbornly: "I'm preparing for war! Be prepared for war!"
"Then why don't you have muscles?"
Shen Xue rolled up her sleeves, revealing her snow-white arms, and tried to bend her: "I have!"
The trembling and small thigh muscles like a little white mouse made the aunts and sisters instantly love each other.
The aunts and sisters smiled cleverly, and they all angrily said, "Xiaoxue is so cute" and "I still say I am not an otaku" and scattered.
Shen Xue's anxious explanation was ignored, and the shadow of bullying surged into his heart in elementary school.
He slowly collapsed to the ground and fell into autism.
An uninformed uncle named Erbiao asked his daughter loudly at this time: "What? What is the child of the Shen family playing with? Hey, hey?"
Shen Xue, who was finished with the last-ditch, had a severity and had a worsening condition. At this moment, all the thirteen-point seniors in the Shen family genealogy were spiritual! Soul! Attached! Body!
Shen Xue moved!
Shen Xue was crying, "I'm not a dead otaku", while rolling around the ground. The gray-green peacekeeping uniform made him roll like a fully automatic humanoid mop, and the scene was extremely awkward.
The guests in the circle passing by were sighing, Oh, is the Shen family crazy again?
When the wedding banquet was just lively, Brother Zuo was invited to go on stage to give a speech, but he was robbed at thirteen o'clock. Zuo Fei, who was watching the whole process, thought, forget it, just do a good deed that day.
Zuo Fei extended a friendly hand to rescue the siege.
Shen Xue sobbed and was pulled by Zuo Fei and stood up.
At that moment, he completely abandoned the combat plan. He determined that Zuo Fei was his buddy who was both in trouble. He firmly embarked on the road of brainwashing Zuo Fei, trying to turn Zuo Fei into a military enthusiast in the same trench.
Zuo Fei refused brainwashing, but through simple getting along, he realized that Shen Xue was really stupid, not fake crazy.
Although the fool is thirteen o'clock and has no common language, fortunately he is not bad-hearted.
In this way, Zuo Fei became friends with Shen Xue out of humanitarian concern.
As the saying goes, people make mistakes in horse racing and erroneous feet.
Zuo Fei had a lot of calculations. He didn't even think that this fool would even become tempted. He became bolder and had a flexible mind. He could even snatch his brothers a quick knife.
If God gave him a chance to start over, he would still pull this guy up? He would throw this guy directly to the bodyguard and throw it out.
Thinking back to the end, Zuo Fei couldn't help but sneer.
The person who was pretending to be dead on the ground moved when he heard the sound.
Unheard of Shen Xue slowly turned around and hugged her knees slowly.
This is the second stage of autism.
In the next stage, he will start rolling all over the ground.
Zuo Fei, who couldn't bear to see, stretched out his leg and sniffed: "Get up!"
Shen Xue covered her butt and stood up with her eyebrows down.
For some reason, Xia, Shang and Zhou thought of the scene where Brother Zuo was exhorted to Dazhu.
In silence, the three of them moved to the Qing Bar of Weirui Club and asked for a small business meeting room.
Shen Xuesheng lay unlovingly on the sofa.
Xia Shang and Zhou asked Zuo Fei: "What's wrong with him?"
Zuo Fei replied with a smile: "Intermittent depression. He often does this."
Contact the previous article, Xia, Shang and Zhou immediately understood.
This is the legendary trapped by love.
Although it seems worthy of sympathy, it is still wrong to be a mistress who destroys her brother's relationship.
I hope my friends can see it as soon as possible.
Xia Shangzhou ate the fresh milk ice cream recommended by Zuo Fei. Listening to the interesting things in the circle that Zuo Fei said, the two of them were dating, without considering Shen Xue's feelings at all.
Shen Xue on the sofa slowly hugged her knees.
This unlucky thing.
Zuo Fei held his forehead and asked, "What's wrong with you today?"
Although his nerd looks good, and although the Shen family is indeed well-known at thirteen o'clock, it is not enough to make people bend them as soon as they meet, right?
Shen Xue started to speak sobbed.
Xia, Shang and Zhou listened carefully.
The case is probably because Shen Xue learned that her family was busy arranging a blind date for Shen Shuang. He felt that if Shen Shuang got married and had children, it would be even more impossible to turn back and regain her ideals. So she held her anger and wanted to destroy Shen Shuang's blind date banquet. It would be best to perform a snatch of love on the spot, so that Shen Shuang's blind date partner fell in love with him, and let Shen Shuang know what a counterattack from a strong man is like.
But there is a small problem here. As a thirteen-point cockfighting player who is not single or unreasonable, Shen Xue has no experience in chasing people at all.
When we met today, Shen Xue was amazed by Xia, Shang and Zhou, and thought that she would take this opportunity to take the first step to reverse all living beings. So she did not hesitate to stab her brothers and pursue beauty.
I understood the first half, but I didn’t understand the second half.
Xia, Shang and Zhou were very serious and puzzled: "Are you chasing me?"
Why?
When?
how?
Shen Xue cried with a cry after being ignored by the beauty.
Zuo Fei didn't expect that Xiao Wang chose to explode on his own initiative, but the effect was also good, so he also showed off the trump card king and Liang Liang said, "Do you know Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties, just chase him? Don't you hate otaku the most?"
What does beauty have to do with hating otaku? Shen Xue said angrily: "What's wrong? Otaku just hates otaku! I hate otaku the most."
"I'm a otakus."
Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties.
"Yes, you are...what?"
Shen Xue was stunned.
In fact, the map made a otakus. Xia, Shang and Zhou looked at Shen Xue regretfully, and we could not be friends.
Shen Xue looked at Xia Shang and Zhou's beautiful but unpopular face and asked blankly: "How could she be an otaku like you?"
This is even more strange. Why can’t otaku look serious? Does otaku still have standards for facial features?
Xia, Shang and Zhou were a little angry and pointed out: "The stereotype is wrong."
Zuo Fei happily spoke: "That's it!"
Shen Xue, who seemed to be in a fierce ideological struggle in her mind, looked very entangled and said hesitantly: "But men should fight like men! Otaku, pseudo-siss, and sissy are all wrong!"
"Who said? No one's body can look as standard as anatomical pictures, and people's personalities and thoughts are even more diverse. No one can become a model for others," Xia Shang and Zhou retorted seriously and seriously, "Zuo Fei is so handsome and so manly, and he has taken photos of his legs."
Zuo Fei, who had the same views, was overjoyed when he heard it: "Yes! Cough, no, don't say this."
Yes, this is a secret and shouldn't be told. Xia Shangzhou lowered his head and apologized to Zuo Fei in a low voice: "I'm sorry."
Zuo Fei became cute and chose to forgive without principle: "It's okay."
Xia Shang and Zhou looked at Zuo Fei embarrassedly, and Zuo Fei looked at Xia Shang and Zhou with a smile.
In this ambiguous atmosphere full of the box, Shen Xue sat up with her knees in her arms and whispered: "But only girls like skin care and makeup, girls envy their mothers for wearing skirts. Boys do this and will be ridiculed for the rest of their lives."
Xia, Shang and Zhou had a lot of experience in this, and they even spoke fluently about people and said seriously: "What if you do what you like, even if you are laughed at? Do you don't like it if you are laughed at? I am an unpleasant otaku, but whether others like me or not is not something I can control. And I am very happy when playing stand-alone games, which is something I can control. For me, playing games is the best way to relax after studying hard. Even if you are not liked by others, you cannot give up. Moreover, because others give up, is it still called liking?"
Zuo Fei felt more and more that his idiot was not only serious and too cute, but also his speech was very reasonable.
Shen Xue's watery big eyes, with the strong and powerful description of Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties, continued to shine and admire like a flood.
The remaining statue of Shen Shuang in his heart completely collapsed!
No! Those who refuse to face their ideals are like strong people!
A statue of a beautiful god, replaced it and rose slowly!
This is the real strong man!
This is the beauty that is truly worth pursuing!
Shen Xue cried out in emotion.
Shen Xue rushed to the side of the double sofa where they were sitting, knelt on one knee, held Xia Shangzhou's hands with both hands, and sobbed, "I like you."
Why did you suddenly extend your hand of friendship passionately to yourself?
Xia, Shang and Zhou dysfunction.
Didn’t you say you hate otaku?
Xia, Shang and Zhou reminded him: "I am an otaku."
Shen Xue cried bitterly: "What's wrong with the otaku! We all have to be brave enough to be ourselves! It was you who woke me up, and I finally understood that you are the real strong man! Tomorrow, I will meet you with my most beautiful posture!"
After saying that, Shen Xue ran away crying.
What's going on?
Xia Shang and Zhou thought about it, but chose to ask for help from Zuo Fei: "What happened just now?"
Zuo Fei thought about it and replied: "A pseudo-woman's awakening."
Oh, it turns out that my friend wants to be a fake girl.
Just fake sissy, as long as it is not the former moderator’s fake sissy, everyone can have fun.
Xia Shang and Zhou opened the forum app and reported to the friends in advance: Xiaoz introduced me to my friends and wanted to be a fake girl.
№3501 【Poster】
The little friend Xiaoz introduced me to want to be a sissy.
№3502 = =
I seem to be lame, who will help me? What did the poster say?
№3503 = =
I'm blind, I can't see the words clearly
№3504 = =
Why is it a fake girl? Why is it a fake girl again! I'm ptsd!
№3505 = =
Be calm, this is not a simple sissie, nor is it a sissie with potential risk of cheating money. This is Xiaoz's friend, so this is a rich sissie.
In other words, this is a wealthy lady with a fake sissy attribute
№3506 = =
A wealthy lady, I can
№3507 = =
All this is OK?
№3508 = =
To be honest, I can do it too, the young lady will recommend it forever
№3509 = =
I thought about it carefully and it still couldn't. After all, I am still a straight man (let it go)
№3510 = =
Upstairs, what did you put down...
№3511 = =
Just a gun
№3512 = =
No, maybe it's a needle, more likely it's a needle
№3513 = =
Hello!
№3514 = =
Although I can't, I can match the otakus x the pseudo-siss lady
№3515 = =
I can say this upstairs, too
№3516 [After childhood, my imagination]
He seemed to fall in love with the eldest lady introduced to him by a friend.
She is generous and gentle, always wearing a dress and her behavior reveals her wealthy upbringing. She is his ideal wife, which makes him very moved.
He confessed to her.
But I received an answer like "I'm sorry".
He was in pain: "Why?"
Is his family background not high enough, or is he not good enough?
But she refused to say anything and just apologized in tears.
He could not accept her silent rejection and asked hard, at least he wanted to know why he was not considered.
Finally, she closed her eyes in pain: "Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you."
She lifted her skirt violently: "Look!"
His fair long legs taught him to be unable to see his sight.
Then he widened his eyes in shock!
That's it!
A basic white boxer underwear for men with no taste!
She clenched her fists, plucked up the courage to speak the truth loudly: "Yes, I'm a fake girl!"
He lowered his head.
Silence for a long time.
She understood and said in despair, "Sure enough, it's still not possible, right?"
"No!"
He raised his head, his eyes became firm, and he walked up to her.
So hope was rekindled in her eyes.
He tore open his shirt with both hands, revealing a popular base fruit handle, and admitted loudly: "Actually, so do I!"
Her tight hands trembled.
Trembling.
Then, he slapped it hard.
"You actually cross the mountains!"
She left angrily.
№3517 = =
A big trough
№3518 = =
Hahahahahahahaha
№3519 = =
23333333 actually made three twists. Brother Naobu has evolved, and Brother Naobu is so terrifying.
№3520 = =
Brother Naobu Season 2: Return of the King
№3521 = =
I know the truth, what does it mean to pass through the mountains?
№3522 = =
I know, it is a lolita circle term. "Wearing a fake skirt" means that genuine lolita skirts are expensive. Buying a fake imitation and pirated skirt is equivalent to buying a fake AJ basketball shoes.
№3523 = =
Are there pirated skirts? No, why do you even understand this?
№3524 = =
There are also stolen novels, but nothing has been stolen these days
№3525 = =
It's natural for us otakus to understand the terms of lolita circle next door.
№3526 = =
It's natural +1
№3527 = =
I thought only Superman was the one who turned to tears her shirt
I didn't expect that the fake girl could do it too
№3528 = =
Sexy is so big, wear skirts online?
№3529 = =
Where is the poster, where has the poster been? I want to know more about my future girlfriend
№3530 = =
Don't want to marry a wealthy family, you're too unreserved
№3531 = =
You need men's ethics education
№3532 = =
You're so rude that you're going to flood the forum
№3533 = =
The poster is back soon! If you don’t come back, I will swear to these bitches to death.
The author has something to say: *Brother Naomu has evolved again
*Because of readers' feedback, I will delete the forum format after writing it and put it on ^_^
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Chapter completed!