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Chapter 84 God Fart Invincible

The boy approached the cave with his arms around the girl. As soon as he entered the cave, the boy couldn't wait to press the girl against the cave wall, raise and lower his hands, and keep playing with her.【】

"Xiao Nizi, let me see how you run away this time?"

The young man smiled evilly, took off his coat, and kept his upper body naked. He continued to make out with the girl. Under the fierce attack of the other party, even though the girl had been on the battlefield for a long time, her eyes were blurred and she was panting.

Continuously.

However, a figure inadvertently appeared in her eyes, and she immediately regained consciousness and screamed.

"What's wrong?" The boy was about to take further action, but he was suddenly startled when he heard the girl's scream.

The girl quickly covered the exposed area with her clothes, pointed to the front with some fright, and said: "There is someone there!"

The young man quickly followed the direction and looked over. When he saw the figure, he was surprised, but after seeing his face clearly, he exclaimed: "Qin Feng!"

"Qin Feng? Do you know him?" Wu Qian asked.

The young man nodded, then walked over and scolded: "Qin Feng, why are you here?"

However, Qin Feng did not answer.

"Brother Lu, is he already dead?" Wu Qian asked in surprise.

As soon as she finished speaking, the sleeping boy opened his mouth wide and yawned. This move frightened the two of them, their hearts beat faster, and they immediately became vigilant.

However, they soon discovered that the young man did not wake up, but continued to sleep soundly, and the sound of snoring sounded like thunder.

"Fuck, this guy is asleep."

The two of them felt relieved.

"Brother Lu, since there is someone here, let's leave here first." Although Wu Qian didn't know what Qin Feng's cultivation level was, her intuition told her that this person was very dangerous.

She turned around to leave, but Lu Gan pulled her back and sneered: "Why are you leaving? Now is a good time to kill him!"

"Kill him?" Wu Qian was surprised.

The young man walked over and sneered: "I didn't expect that God was so kind to me and created such a good opportunity. Little bastard, if you dare to steal my woman, I will kill you today!"

With a ferocious face, vicious eyes, and murderous intent, he stabbed Qin Feng with a long sword in his hand.

The tip of the sword was getting closer and closer to Qin Feng. In the blink of an eye, it was less than three inches away from his throat. And at this moment, suddenly, a sound like a fart resounded out, followed closely by a

Powerful energy exploded.

The young man's eyes widened, but the ruthless energy blew him away.

ah.

A miserable cry sounded, and they flew outside the cave.

Wu Qian looked at Qin Feng in horror, and then a strange smell rushed into her nostrils. She couldn't stand it anymore, so she ran out in disgust.

At this moment, Qin Feng opened his eyes and stretched.

"It's so nice to have a good sleep."

Qin Feng smiled happily.

"Brother Lu, Brother Lu, what's wrong with you?"

At this moment, Qin Feng heard an anxious voice.

"Is there anyone outside?"

Qin Feng was startled and secretly felt lucky that he woke up in time. It would be terrible if he was attacked.

Immediately, he hurriedly walked out.

As soon as he came out of the cave, he saw Wu Qian constantly asking people on the ground, but because his back was turned to him, Qin Feng didn't know what was going on.

However, the woman also noticed that there were people around her and quickly looked over. At this time, Qin Feng also saw the people on the ground clearly.

"Lu Gan?!"

Qin Feng was stunned.

He didn't expect to meet Lu Gan here.

"Why is he looking like this? He looks seriously injured."

At this time, Lu Gan was seen foaming at the mouth, his hair exploded, his face was black, and his whole body was twitching.

But Lu Gan still had his eyes open and was still conscious, but he was speechless.

When he heard Qin Feng's words, his eyes widened with anger, as if he wanted to eat Qin Feng.

At the same time, tens of thousands of drafts were rushing by.

Damn it, this wasn't caused by you. Damn it, if you hadn't farted and blown me up like this, would I have been like this?

"Sure enough, evil people are rewarded and deserve to be struck by lightning!"

Qin Feng sneered. He thought he was struck like this by the thunderstorm yesterday.

After hearing this, Lu Gan became so angry that he foamed at the mouth more and more. His eyes turned black and he fainted.

And the second before he passed out, Lu Ganxin cried: "Damn it, I wasn't struck by lightning, but exploded by your fucking farts! Your farts are ten times more powerful than the fucking explosives." ."

"Isn't this going to work? It's really boring."

Qin Feng curled his lips with great disdain and focused his attention on Wu Qian again.

When Wu Qian was looked at by Qin Feng, she remembered that Qin Feng had just farted and knocked Lu Ganbeng unconscious. She immediately thought that this person was unparalleled and invincible. Her heart was frightened and her whole body was shaking. She quickly kowtowed and begged for mercy. He said: "Sir, I have never provoked you. Please just forgive me."

Qin Feng said calmly: "This is a scumbag, stay away from him."

"yes……."

Then Wu Qian rolled away and left Lu Gan alone.

"How pitiful."

Qin Feng sneered and left here.

Not long after, he felt sticky on his body and felt very uncomfortable, so he found a small river, took off his clothes and jumped into the water.

However, just after he jumped into the water and washed himself, the water gradually turned black, and then he saw fat fish floating on the water.

They all turned over the fish's belly and opened its mouth to suck, looking like they were dying.

"Ah, how come it's like this?"

Qin Feng was surprised.

Those fish looked at him pitifully, "Brother, our fish tribe has never offended you, why are you causing trouble to us?"

"Dong dong."

A red elephant was foraging for food in the forest. When he was more than ten meters away from the river, a strange smell suddenly floated up. As soon as it entered his nose and mouth, he felt as if he had been hanged. His throat was choked and painful, and finally his head was not dizzy. , exhausted, fell directly to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

At this moment, it kept screaming in its heart: "Who is so damn wicked and farts like this! Ah, I can't help it."

After taking a bath for more than 20 minutes, the surface of the river was already white with fish.

"It's a pity that I'm not a fisherman, otherwise I would have had a good harvest."

Qin Feng smiled, put on his clothes and left.

When he pushed aside the grass, his eyes suddenly widened and he said, "What's going on? Why are they all down? Are they all poisoned?"

What he saw was that in front of him, a large number of large and small monsters fell to the ground and foamed at the mouth.

"Who is so fucking cruel?"

Qin Feng was filled with indignation.
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