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After seeing that everyone had all sat down, Ma Tianchang leaned against the tour guide's special backrest at the front of the aisle and picked up the microphone with a little nervousness.
I began to introduce myself: "Hello everyone, welcome to Xinan Province. I am your tour guide today. Please remember my face that is not very good-looking."
When he said this last sentence, he deliberately increased his tone and then paused.
Sure enough, he heard an expected laugh, which was made by Aunt Zhao.
There is laughter, and Ma Tianchang's courage has improved a lot.
He continued: "I'm a rich man, and I may not have heard of my name, because I've always been low-key.
But not many people don’t know the names of my two brothers. They are Jack Ma and Ma Huateng.”
This time, a few more laughter were heard.
In the text messages I received, everyone knew that the tour guide's surname is Ma. I didn't expect that this guy was quite thick-skinned and even said arrogantly that he was the younger brother of the Super Two Horse.
Ma Tianchang continued: "Everyone says the three horses, that is Jack Ma, Ma Huateng and me, Ma Tianchang.
Yes, my name is Ma Tianchang. You can understand it as Jack Ma loves singing every day, and of course, Ma Huateng actually loves singing too."
Without waiting for everyone to report, he continued: "I said I am a rich man, and my two brothers and I have a total of 623 billion yuan in assets.
If Ma Huateng is removed, Jack Ma and I have 315 billion."
Speaking of this, he paused and continued, "Of course, Jack Ma still has 315 billion to remove mine."
When Ma Tianchang said this, he finally made everyone in the car laugh almost all over.
Aunt Zhao, who was dressed like a flower, smiled particularly exaggeratedly. She suddenly felt that this humorous and literary little tour guide was very friendly and interesting.
Other tourists also have similar feelings. The Zhang sisters smiled relatively reservedly, but it is obvious that they have a good impression of this male guide who can save lives and heal the wounded and has a strong sense of humor.
Dr. Lin and his wife whispered behind her, and their wife said, "This boy is a good boy and can also make fun of himself, and he has a sense of humor."
Dr. Lin nodded in agreement: "It's good, I'm just a little stunned and don't understand anything."
I was at the airport just now and dared to learn about Lei Feng. Fortunately, the pregnant woman was not a madman. If so, she might have been killed by this kid. Nowadays, such people are rare!"
The daughter of the man surnamed Zhou grabbed her father's arm desperately and shouted in a naive manner: "Dad, dad, I know who Jack Ma is. This angel uncle in white turns out to be his younger brother!"
Only the man wearing a mask was unmoved. He always looked out the window with his eyes, as if he was worried.
The wife of the couple surnamed Liu sat in the front row, and she smiled and said, "Then you are as rich as your Brother Liu!" After that, she pointed to her husband beside her.
Mr. Liu spread his hands helplessly and answered: "I still have 315 billion together with Ma Tianchang and Jack Ma."
These words caused laughter from everyone again.
For a moment, a joyful atmosphere spread throughout the carriage.
It took Ma Tianchang only a few minutes to capture the hearts of a car of people.
But he knew that the difficult journey was still behind, because although he had completely relaxed now, he didn't know what to say along the way.
Under normal circumstances, beginners
The tour guide will be arranged by the club to take the old tour guide first before he can join the tour independently.
However, Ma Tianchang, who was driving the ducks, never followed the group except for going to Kaibao Temple with Zhu Li once.
The time I spent in the car for the group was very short. Zhu Li almost talked directly about the introduction of Kaibao Temple and arrived at the scenic spot.
Now, it takes more than an hour from the airport to the hotel. What are you talking about?
I remember that Teacher Wang Kai from the school said that if you are nervous when you start leading a group and have a small vocabulary, it is best not to force yourself. You can directly tell the tourists that they are novice.
In this way, at least they will not complain about the tour guide without explanation because the contrast between expectations and reality is too great, but will be more tolerant of the new tour guide.
Okay, let's tell the truth. He cleared his throat and was about to confess his rookie identity, but Master Sun behind him suddenly spoke.
"Xiaoma, I don't know the location of our hotel today. Come here and tell me first, okay?"
Ma Tianchang looked back in confusion. Didn’t he tell Master Sun the name of the hotel on the way here? He clearly said that he knew the location of the hotel, so why can’t he explain it clearly?
If he didn't know, he wouldn't know even more. Could it be...?
Thinking of this, he shrugged apologetically to everyone and turned around to Master Sun.
Master Sun said in a voice that only two of them could hear, "I don't know what to say in the car, right? Sing for them.
After that, let the child sing another song and encourage everyone to see who is willing to continue singing. If it really doesn’t work, I will sing one too. So a lot of time has passed.
Then you will tell them what to note when checking in at night, getting up, etc., and then collect your ID card. You need to use it when you check in the hotel.
If you have any special documents, the time will be almost done.
If you haven't arrived at the hotel yet, let's tell them the time, and take a break first, and tomorrow I will tell you about the customs and customs of Xinan."
I am worthy of being a master who has been working as a 20-year-old. I have heard Mr. Liu and the others say that if this new tour guide is not led by the tour guide, there is also an experienced driver. Today I have indeed experienced it.
But when the problem arises, I will sing a song myself and I also need music accompaniment. I don’t know if there is any in the car. What should I do?
Do you turn on the speaker now to dig songs?
Unable to hear the echo, Master Sun took the time to look at Ma Tianchang, and saw him standing there blankly in awkwardly.
Master Sun smiled: "I just waited for you to find it for you. There is really a legend here. Let's tell the guests that the speaker is a legend. I have already adjusted it."
Master Sun, Master Sun, how do I thank you? Ma Tianchang really wants to kiss this master with a pleated face.
Master Sun then said in a voice that could be heard by others in the car: "Okay, Xiaoma, I know how to leave, you go and do your business."
Ma Tianchang stood in front of the tour guide's back again. After thinking about it, he felt that he should give Master Sun an evaluation of reciprocity.
In fact, the tour guide himself should have introduced Master Che after introducing himself.
He said to the microphone: "Just just now, Master Che tactfully reminded me, and he said that after taking the time, I can introduce him to everyone.
OK, I feel that now I'm taking the time to take my time, so let's introduce our big shots
Ba driver, experienced Master Sun.
He will take his car with us during the itinerary these days, which is our current car, and will accompany you throughout the journey.
Master Sun is enthusiastic, talkative, and likes to help others. He is the celebrity master of our travel route this time. He knows the itinerary very well. Can we encourage him with warm applause?"
As he recalled the applause, Master Sun did not speak. He just honked the horn twice in front to express his gratitude to everyone's applause.
When the applause stopped, Ma Tianchang suddenly said, "Actually, I am not a real tour guide."
Master Sun was startled in front of him. Is this little horse nervous again? Why did he start to talk all over? Why did he say that he is not a tour guide again?
The tourists below also looked at him curiously, and only the little girl nodded without surprise and said loudly: "I know, you are an angel in white."
The little girl's voice was pleasant and immediately attracted a burst of laughter from the tourists on the bus.
His father smiled and took her into his arms, and said softly, "Don't interrupt, listen to uncle."
Ma Tianchang originally wanted to give an unexpected introduction, so that the tourists in a surprised state would smile knowingly because of the reversal of their words.
Unexpectedly, before I could speak, I was like a burden in crosstalk, and before I could throw it out, it rang first.
He had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue, "I am not an angel in white, I am a singer!"
"Oh!" Everyone understood and said, "It seems that the tour guide is about to sing."
Ma Tianchang did not sing immediately, but continued: "First of all, I want to popularize everyone what a singer is.
If a person sings better, he can be called a singer; if a singer sings better, he can be called a singer; if a singer sings better, he can be called a singer! If a singer sings better, he can be called a singer!
I am the worst singer among singers. Everyone should see that I am very modest!”
Everyone laughed again, and they knew he was joking.
Aunt Zhao responded loudly: "Don't brag, let's listen to one song!"
Ma Tianchang looked at the warm atmosphere, and he also said crazy: "Master Sun music"!
Master Sun didn't hear it clearly for a moment. He said in front of him with a confused look on his face: "I didn't ask who is thirsty, what do you mean by telling me that no one is thirsty?"
Everyone burst into laughter again!
Before Master Sun understood what was going on, he added: "By the way, there is a water dispenser in front. Whoever is thirsty will pour water to drink it by himself!"
Mr. Liu's wife almost burst into laughter. Her husband quickly explained to the master: "Xiao Ma is talking about asking you to play music. It's English music, it's not that no one is thirsty!"
...
Although it was bumpy in the car and the sound effects were average, Ma Tianchang's legend had already found a feeling, and it was still heart-wrenching when singing it.
The song ended, and the whole car applause was endless.
Even the masked man who had always been worried about it couldn't help but clapped his applause.
Aunt Zhao shouted even more excitedly: "I have followed so many travel teams and seen so many tour guides, both men and women are considered. You are the best singer and absolutely number one!"
Before Ma Tianchang was modest, Zhang Fang, the sister of Zhang sisters, also echoed: "Yes, that's right, it sounds so nice. If you want another one, you must have another one."
Chapter completed!