Host Meng Wan saw that the competition would definitely continue.

If Ma Tianchang completed the three sessions, it would take at least fifteen minutes.

The fifteen tour guides who had just received their awards were still standing at a later position on the stage.

This makes it inappropriate for people to continue to stand like this.

So she asked Section Chief Sun for instructions and asked the participating tour guides to walk off the stage first.

Originally, she wanted to persuade Mr. Lan to go down with her, but Lan Toun firmly waved his hand and refused, because Lan Toen felt that there was no need for him to go down.

It is estimated that within a few minutes, this tourism bureau’s affiliate will be kicked out by the audience due to his poor performance.

In desperation, Section Chief Sun asked the staff to move a few chairs to the side of the stage, and personally led Mr. Lan and Zhai Yingxiong to sit there together.

Lan Lao did not refuse this time. After all, Ma Tianchang was about to start the competition. He couldn't stand in the middle of the stage while others were competing, right?

Because Ma Tianchang was not ready to play at the beginning, Lao Lan made the decision and directly skipped the self-presentation part of the first session.

Ma Tianchang thinks this is good. Otherwise, his smooth steps on stage just now have become a comedy classic, and his score would have been deducted directly by the judges.

Ma Tianchang cleared his throat and began to introduce himself.

"The Mulan Ci in the Yuefu Poetry Collection and the new Qifeng City Tourism Ambassador Zhan Mengmeng said, 'Buying a horse in the East Market'. In fact, what they bought was my surname.

Hello everyone, my surname is not Dongshi Maijun, my surname is only Ma." Ma Tianchang's opening remarks were exactly the same as learning from Mengmeng.

When Zhai Yingxiong heard him imitating Zhan Mengmeng's self-introduction, he immediately grabbed the microphone from Mengwan's hand next to him and interrupted:

"Don't just follow what others say, can't you introduce yourself with a little bit of your own style?"

Ma Tianchang glanced at him sideways and saw that Mr. Lan didn't speak, so he continued: "Li Bai said, 'I am born with talents that must be useful. And I must have a hearty and eternal love.' My name is taken from one of the two sentences, the word "tian".

, a word for Chang. Hello everyone, my name is Ma Tianchang."

Zhai Yingxiong saw that he ignored his warning and still introduced himself in a style similar to Zhan Mengmeng, and the poem was also nondescript, so he couldn't help but interject again:

"Dong Shi Xiaochang, you want to learn other people's styles, we can barely tolerate it, but your tampering with Li Bai's "Journey into the Wine" is a bit too much.

In such a famous poem, everyone knows that "I am born with talents that will be useful" should be followed by "I will come back again after all the money I have lost".

How can you find a poem like this that you forcibly tampered with to bring out your own name? Is that right, everyone?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a pregnant lady with a big belly stood up from the judges' table in the audience.

She picked up the microphone at the judges' table and retorted loudly:

"It is necessary to enjoy eternal love," is a famous line in another poem by Li Bai. People did not say that Li Bai was about to drink wine.

Moreover, I would like to remind the learned Mr. Zhai that what Li Bai wrote is "Qiang" will enter the wine, but it is not called "Qiang" will enter the wine."

The audience in the audience nodded secretly when they heard the lady's words.

Many people who are not familiar with Li Bai's poetry have begun to ask their friends whether the phrase "Eternal love must be in full swing" is actually Li Bai's poetry.

This pregnant lady is the head of Jiangshan Travel Agency and the powerful wife of Zhang Dongwei - Guo Jingting.

She did not refute herself to Mr. Zhai

Taking his own chance, he continued: "We can understand Mr. Zhai's ignorance, but it's your fault to show your shame.

People are competing above, and you are interrupting. How can you ask the host to keep time?

Do you also want to run for the male ambassador of Qifeng Tourism? Then we all or Mr. Lan must agree, right?

Do you think Mr. Zhai’s image matches that of Qifeng?”

When the audience heard what she said behind them, some people immediately started laughing.

The male voice that likes to make strange noises sounded again at a high decibel level: "A match? It's a common man, bah bah bah!"

The audience immediately burst into laughter! The squawks of geese kept coming.

Meng Wan immediately took the topic back from Zhai Yingxiong and reminded everyone loudly that the game was still in progress and the audience needed to be quiet.

However, at this moment, the audience in the audience was laughing happily, discussing and making noises, and no one paid any attention to the host's reminder.

Zhai Yingxiong was sitting on the side of the stage, his face turning red and white. He was so ashamed that he really wanted to jump off the stage.

He had already experienced the power of the sharp-tongued Guo Jingting, and Zhai Yingxiong usually walked around her.

Although he likes to go against Jiangshan Travel Agency, he only dares to tease Zhang Dongwei. When Guo Jingting is around, he can only keep his mouth shut.

Because he knew that he was far behind this talented woman in terms of knowledge, interpersonal relationships and eloquence.

Challenging her head on is just looking for abuse.

But he had just forgotten that this sharp-tongued and talented woman was now serving as a judge in the audience, and the person he was hurting, Ma Tianchang, was the heartthrob of their club.

Seeing that the scene was about to get out of control, Mr. Lan immediately walked to the center of the stage next to Ma Tianchang again.

He spoke majestically into the microphone: "The competition is still going on. Please don't mess around. The host asks you to restart the timer."

Lao Lan's voice was not loud, but his short sentence was much more effective than the several words Mengwan shouted just now.

The auditorium immediately fell silent again.

Seeing that the situation was under control, Mr. Lan patted Ma Tianchang on the shoulder and said, "Ma Tianchang, someone interrupted just now and affected the timing. Please say it again."

After speaking, he walked off the stage with an embarrassed Zhai Yingxiong.

This time, even Mr. Lan was embarrassed to stay on the stage.

Although it was Zhai Yingxiong who interrupted and the game was temporarily suspended.

However, Lan Lao's first impression of Zhai Yingxiong was still very good. When he stepped down from the stage, he asked the staff to add a chair for him at the edge of the judges' seat.

Zhai Yingxiong, who had just defeated a cock, saw that he actually had a seat of his own next to the judges' table, and immediately puffed up his chest with pride.

This person's self-adjustment skills are really extraordinary!

Ma Tianchang was surprised by Guo Jingting's strength. He didn't expect that Mr. Zhang, who had such a good temper, had such a strong wife.

What a heroic girl. The key is that every word she speaks is sensible and every word touches her heart.

Fortunately, she is one of our own, so this can be considered a blessing from God.

However, the current situation is not very good. The self-introduction that I just thought of has been completely ruined by that Zhai Gouxiong.

This is like saying that a cross talk actor was thrown away. If Ma Tianchang really followed what he said just now, the effect would be greatly reduced.

But now he was asked to change words temporarily, and he was not prepared.

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With a sigh, he decided to stick to the same old routine as when he last led a group.

"The tourist who just came here to make fun of me has revealed my name to everyone.

But tourist friends, I can tell you another secret now - I am not actually a tour guide!"

When he said this, the venue immediately became silent.

The audience, who were still whispering among each other, immediately became interested after hearing his words.

Everyone didn't know that this guy who had been an intern for half a year and was not yet a tour guide actually admitted at the beginning that he was not a tour guide. How could he lead this group?

"Some time ago, there was a widespread rumor among foreigners that Chinese celebrities were attracted to two horses.

In fact, not long ago, our second horse became a troika. Do you know who these three horses are?"

Although I didn’t know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, some people still speculated loudly in cooperation: “Ma Chao, Ma Benzhai, Ma Yun?”

"Jack Ma, Ma Huateng and Ma Han?"

Ma Tianchang smiled and said: "Although Ma Han is very famous, and Ma Han and I are also good friends.

However, in terms of financial resources, he still cannot compare with the first two people named Ma.

The answer is revealed, the troika is: Jack Ma, Ma Huateng and me, Ma Tianchang!"

As soon as he said this, the audience burst into boos.

It's just that no matter how you hear the boos, it's like the kind of well-intentioned boos Guo Degang got when he was doing cross talk at Deyun Club.

Everyone thinks that his shameless look is very similar to Guo Degang! He is a bit arrogant and funny, but his funny is very down-to-earth!

Ma Tianchang ignored the boos and continued: "I believe that if Jack Ma or Ma Huateng said 'I am very rich' when introducing themselves, no one would refute them, right?

And I calculated our assets just a few days ago. Jack Ma, Ma Huateng, and I total a total of RMB 623 billion.

Excluding Ma Huateng, Jack Ma and I still have 315 billion."

After a pause, Ma Tianchang continued without changing his expression and his heart not beating: "Those who are familiar with me also know that I often tell everyone, 'I am very rich', without exaggeration when I introduce myself to external parties..."

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Listening to him speaking more and more seriously, everyone began to wonder again.

The male voice in the audience who always made weird noises couldn't help blurting out again: "Are you bragging? Can you tell everyone how much money you have?"

"You can do the math, excluding me, Jack Ma will only have 315 billion left."

At this point, Ma Tianchang didn't wait for everyone's calculations to come out, and continued:

"By the way, I missed one word when I introduced myself just now. In fact, what I often say is 'I really want to be rich.'"

When he said this, the audience immediately went into an uproar.

"Fuck, I was shocked. It turns out you are still a pauper—!"

"Hahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard."

"What the hell? You really want to be rich? Don't I want it too?"

"Where did this string of numbers come from? I have to check with Du Niang. Is he talking nonsense?"

Ma Tianchang saw the commotion below and it seemed that it would not stop for a while.

He knew that he didn't have much time to introduce himself, so he suddenly said "Hmm, um!" twice loudly from his throat.
Chapter completed!