Chapter 8 The Excellent Life of the Second Uncle
The second uncle is amazing.
Now, the one who is walking towards us is wearing beach pants, bright leather shoes, floral shirt, straw hat and cigarettes, who else can the second uncle in Mupan Town be the most beautiful one?
"Hello, Mr. Second!" Three or five elementary school students passing by stood in a military posture and bowed to greet them.
"Well, study hard." The second uncle continued to suck the cigarette, without stopping, and walked forward with his eight-character steps open.
"Hello, the Second Uncle!" A row of young troops came to the front with a strict line of order, with a loud voice that was shocking. They stood firm on the spot, clenched their right fists together and rushed towards the sky.
"Well, train well." The second uncle also clenched his right fist and rushed towards Tianchu.
He moved casually and was no longer surprised to shout at the young soldiers. He was calm and gentle. He just took a deep breath of cigarettes, felt at ease, and continued to walk towards the school.
"Hello, Second Uncle!" Seven or eight nurses came towards him, young and beautiful, and were also standing in front of the second Uncle, clenched his right fist and rushed towards the sky.
"Well, work hard." The second uncle smiled and was kind and stood firm on the spot in a standard military posture, clenched his right fist, and rushed towards the sky.
Then the second uncle glanced at him again, without stopping, continued to smoke, and continued to be calm.
Unable to help, the second uncle remembered his life after the military training began.
That day, he stood in the military position on the playground. He fainted intentionally because of his sore legs. But who would have thought that thirty-seven instructors rushed towards him together, which scared him so much that his legs were no longer sore and his waist was no longer hurt.
On the spot, the second uncle ejected from the spot and shouted loudly: "How can I faint here? I want to protect the entire clan and fight for the tribe until death! How can I fall down? I want to continue training! The Tulang tribe will win!"
So everyone was moved. The instructor who was close to him looked at him. Even the man in his thirties couldn't help but shed tears.
Immediately afterwards, everyone greeted him with fists and even brought rolling applause.
On that day, when the conditions were so difficult, the patriarch Ran Xiong sent him a banner with the words "Old horse is in the stable, the role model of the whole clan", and asked him to stand on the rostrum every day to guide the whole clan to stand in military posture.
After that, even if he fainted for four or five
Then, after a while of rest, I stood up and continued to work hard in the training, and also received the supreme treatment of adding chicken legs every day.
With the unanimous recognition of the whole clan, the second uncle was awarded the honorary title of "Training Model" of the Month and the honorary title of "The Most Beautiful Tribe" for Lifetime.
"Oh, an excellent person can shine at any age." The second uncle continued to take a sip of cigarettes and began to imagine again.
The senior study class exam that day was full of papers, which made him dizzy and he knew all the words, but he could not get together.
Of course, this kind of thing is not a problem for him. He heard the young people say the multiple-choice question technique of "three longs and one shorts and one shorts and one longs and one longs and one shorts and two shorts and two shorts and 3 in a mess", so he did it.
There was also the composition title, which required fifty words to write about the family. The second uncle didn't even think about it and directly filled in the sentence "He was a Tulang person who was born, and a Tulang ghost who died." Although the word ghost was a typo and the number of words did not meet the requirements, the second uncle still received the full score of the composition.
That sentence was written on the cultural wall of every classroom.
In the end, he won 80 in this Chinese language exam, and became the first in the seniors' study class with a score of 63 points ahead of the second place. He was very popular and envious.
After hearing this, our leader Ran Xiong sent a banner with the words "I am so ambitious, and we are a role model" in such a difficult situation.
Later, with the recognition of the senior study class, the second uncle was awarded the honorary title of "Study Model" of the month and the honorary title of "Study Model of Learning" for life.
"Oh, the light of a person cannot be covered by his vicissitudes of life. It is indeed lonely!" The second uncle lit another cigarette and took a sip. He couldn't see his true face in the clouds and fog.
On that day, the second uncle watched the big whip hammer remembering his name, and the next day, those who were remembered never appeared on the playground again.
The second uncle was startled, especially the evil smile of the big whip hammer at him, which made him think a lot.
The second uncle was frightened and tossed and turned, sucking two packs of cigarettes that night.
After that, people disappeared every day, and the selected sleepers were all the people who did not come back
After that, he was even more convinced.
So, in the days that followed, the second uncle was always strong even if he was sleepy or tired!
So, before I knew it, the second uncle was already proficient in the treatment of basic injuries and diseases.
Finally, on that day, the moon was full and the stars were twinkling, the second uncle came to the rostrum.
Any questions taught, any standard first aid measures, or any minor illness, have been answered smoothly and perfectly demonstrated.
For a moment, everyone was shocked and called the second uncle a genius.
The second uncle just said lightly on the rostrum: "If you are the same as me who can stab your legs with iron needles, you can be so outstanding."
After saying that, the second uncle lifted his trouser legs. After everyone confirmed it, he put it down casually, picked up the straw hat that was often covered by his trouser legs and put it on, and then left casually.
Then, everyone felt that some lowered their heads in shame, some blushed their eyes, and some children cried loudly.
But after a while, the applause became louder and louder.
Everyone also greeted him again.
Again, our patriarch Ran Xiong came to hear the news, and once again, under such difficult circumstances, he sent a banner with the words "Comprehensive Talent, Model and Model" written on it.
Once again, under the unanimous recognition of the Medical Night School Group, the second uncle was awarded the honorary title of "Medical Model" and the honorary title of "Medical and Nursing Expert" for life.
"Oh, it's true that I am lonely, but as good as me, what can I do?" The second uncle took a deep breath of cigarette and walked forward again.
I came to the patriarch's office, where Mao Jiu, the starlings and two college students were sitting, both of whom were his old acquaintances.
"Second uncle, please sit down." The two college students were very aware of each other and were extremely humble when they saw their idols.
"Yes." The second uncle was not humble either, so he sat down with a sloppy seat and covered his straw hat on his legs.
"Second uncle, given your outstanding deeds, everyone praises you, I am going to write your story into a small book so that the tribe and the people can encourage each other. What do you think?" Ran Xiong asked.
Chapter completed!