As Mr. Zhou Shuren said, a childhood without being pulled from ears is incomplete.

It is not easy for the second-grade little guys to deal with the little goblins. At their speed, they can completely let the petrification spell fall, and then take the opportunity to grab their ears and fly.

Ping Yaren deliberately let the elf release twice as much in order to maintain balance.

One left and one right, one ear cannot fall.

Except for some children who cast spells quickly or have a sense of cooperation, everyone else is basically caught.

Seeing them hanging up with their ears one by one, he laughed in his heart.

Yes, he was deliberately trying to mess with people.

After he taught the students during this period and went to other teachers to watch the classes, he felt that the group of children in Hogwarts really lacked social beatings.

As a future wizard, one of them has a solid foundation that he has not been able to learn from for less than three months. What are they doing?

Students in grade one and two can even draw the wrong gesture of casting in spell class. You deserve to be ashamed and want to use the spell?

Go to do the questions!

The students in the fourth and fifth grades were restless as if they had never seen handsome men and beautiful women. They discovered it when they observed in other classes (history classes).

Most of the other grades are sleeping, and you two grades are either chasing stars or putting on makeup.

What's more, they are paired up and down, and they are secretly sending out surprises.

I see that you all need to get rid of the fire!

There are also those group of sixty and seventh graders who are yelling to him about what they are tired of doing the questions and are tired of doing the questions. Do you know how the senior high school students from the Celestial Empire came here?

Do you still know that you are going to graduate? Do you know that you are going to take the S exam?

It's only in the third grade, and it seems pretty good.

Therefore, in the first class he took office, he planned to give the students a warning first.

The S-improvement class lets them experience the terrible tactics of the sea of ​​questions.

The fourth and fifth grades are about letting them see what the truth is after removing makeup.

His carefully cultivated stinky slug was asked to spray it on his face.

Can you still kiss?

The first and second graders let them feel how interesting the childhood of the post-80s generation was.

Not to mention, because the juniors had fun, the students in the sixth and seventh grades did improve a lot in their envy, jealousy and hatred.

Many people have put their minds back on studying and intend to shine in the assessment at the beginning of next month.

In general, the learning atmosphere is much better, and he is gradually gaining recognition from students.

...

More than two months have passed, and the deans of various colleges have found that their children have a high enthusiasm for learning.

But Ping Yaren knew that teaching alone would definitely not be fully recognized by all professors.

Not to mention anything else, the cat slave Felch would not care about the students' grades. There were hundreds of chains and handcuffs that were shining brightly by him on the ceiling of this guy's office, just waiting for someone to commit the crime to him.

So from the beginning of school, he taught and prepared various means to meet the faculty and staff.

Felch is easy to solve. You see that his office is full of grilled fish, and you know that you only need to please his cat named Mrs. Loris.

To be honest, he seriously suspected that the name was the name of the person Felch had crushed in.

Cats like to eat fishy foods without adding salt. Pingyaren directly wears the [Cooking Mastery Bracelet] and uses carrots, cabbage, shrimp or fish paste, chicken breast or beef to make cat food meatballs.

Two a day, placed in the corner of the corridor at the door of your office.

Since the first day of school, Loris's black cat has never fallen and has eaten all of them cleanly.

A month later, Felch hugged his Lady Loris and knocked on his office door nervously, asking how to make cat food.

Mrs. Pomfrey in the infirmary was conquered by him with the wind chime fairy from Japan. The guards of Hager, the hunting ground, wanted to kidnap the long-horned water snake he bought.

Mrs. Pins, the librarian, met him because he spent every day in the library before school started. She had a pretty good relationship.

While chatting with him, Mrs. Huo Qi, who was in charge of the flight class, seized the opportunity to give him a "soft sludge manufacturing technique" that extended from the mud and the earth dragon series of spells.

Now he is urging him to write and publish the paper on this spell every day. She wants to promote it to the Magic Sports Department, and she wants to let the spell appear at the Quidditch International Competition.

The teachers in other elective courses felt his respect more or less because of his polite visit. Only Snape's old bat really didn't get into it.

To be honest, this old bat can't compete with Harry's father, and he deserves to be single until he dies. He actually suspects that he is a traitor because of Pingya's outstanding performance!

Frequently ignoring his kindness, he was also the only professor who was unwilling to let him visit his teaching.

He also seized the opportunity to mention Muggle's glass instrument to the other party, but he sneered at it.

"Do you think you can make potions with things that Muggles who don't know anything? Don't be funny."

Tsk, didn’t those time travelers say that glass instruments can give Snape a lot of inspiration?

Didn’t it mean that as long as you can achieve success in making potions, inventing spells and studying black magic, you can gain the attention of old bats?

As expected, fairy tales are all lies.

In the end, Ping Yaren was forced to use his ultimate move.

The first step is that he makes Harry become a woman...Ahem, make Harry become beautiful.

Uh, it doesn't seem right... Forget it, it doesn't matter.

First, he made an excuse to say that the second-grade students made rapid progress, so he allowed them to enjoy the care from Laoshan in advance.

During this period, the great savior Harry Potter was inauspicious.

For this reason, he had to take a shower frequently, and his messy black hair was almost washed into straight hair.

Then, he "stumbled" Hermione in the library and handed her a few curses to take care of her hair and skin and relieve eye fatigue.

Then he passed the "accident" of a certain exam, making Harry break his eyes.

So, one day, Harry appeared in Snape's Potions class with a soft curly ponytail and without glasses. Snape didn't start swearing throughout the class.

Then, Pingya began to instigate Hermione to start the school newspaper in the library. She was responsible for writing articles. Harry's little fan Colin Clivie provided photos and became a responsible teacher himself, and a half-month issue was published.

Then, he insisted on leaving a module for calling for papers from students, with the theme of writing about their own family members.

So under his secret seduction, Harry began to write a story about his mother Lily.

This is also for his own good, so that he can more deeply understand how deep his mother loves him, and that he can practice the guardian mantra more quickly in the future.

...

“…I never realized how much my mother loved me before writing this article. Until now, I finally realized that I had long been immersed in her maternal love like the sea.

It’s a pity that my mother doesn’t have any good friends, otherwise Sirius wouldn’t have seized the opportunity.

How great would it be if they survived.”

This article brought the name Lily Porter into Snape's eyes again. When he knew that the article was proposed by Ping Yaren, he showed a kind smile to Ping Yaren that day.
Chapter completed!