Twenty-four righteous second uncle
After walking with Ren Peng for a while, the second uncle found that the surroundings were getting more and more desolate, and he didn't see the so-called small garden, small garden? Where did the small garden come from in the cold winter?
When the second uncle was wondering, Ren Peng, who was leading the way in front, suddenly turned around and said to the second uncle, "Come on, man, I will pay the money first, we are innocent!"
"I'll give you money wherever you are? I'll give you money? I'll still give you money? I want to press the slope for you now, and I'll give you a sneak peek!" The second uncle cursed and turned around and was about to leave, but Ren Peng stepped forward and grabbed the second uncle's arm and said, "Uncle, follow my hand and look at that!" After Ren Peng finished speaking, his slender and white little hands were pinched into orchid fingers and pointed to the distance.
The second uncle suddenly felt annoyed and was like a balloon that expanded to the top. After being violently stabbed, he found the vent.
Not far away, a tall and thin figure stood in the middle of a weed tree stick. The second uncle had never seen anything really exciting in that era. In addition, he was so anxious that he couldn't think too much. Just look at someone!
So the second uncle took out a handful of money from his pocket tremblingly and didn't see whether it was five yuan or a big unity. He directly stuffed it to Ren Peng and then rushed towards the figure in a hurry.
"Damn it! At this speed, is this the second uncle or the second tiger? This is more flexible than my legs and feet!" Ren Peng said in a daze and began to look around.
The second uncle rushed to the side of the shadow in a few steps, then opened his arms and hugged the shadow directly. Then he rubbed his beard directly on the back of the man's neck. The second uncle pouted his thick lips and kissed the back of the shadow directly on the back of the shadow.
In the evening, the second uncle improved the food. A meal of pork and green onion dumplings with two garlic, and some chili oil! It was really "single to strengthen the aphrodisiac, garlic became sexually active, and after eating chili, it was hard to eat chili!
The second uncle, who was anxious, pulled the trouser legs from the bottom with one hand and touched the trouser legs upwards. The other hand touched the trouser's chest with the other hand, muttering, "Oh, the living environment in our hometown in the mainland is not good. This big and tall man looks pretty good, there is no meat at all. Please serve me well. I'll give you more consumption and let you take it back and buy meat for your family!"
"Aren't you my old fat meat?" The figure suddenly opened his mouth and said with a smile.
"Yes, yes... I'm your old man... I'll throw you away my mother..." The second uncle's originally funny and lustful expression suddenly changed. He let go of his hand in horror and turned around and was about to run.
"Come on, old man, why are you so strong and you are not good at your eyes? Hit me on your knife?" A five or six thorn in a cold light accompanied by a cold word, pressing against the second uncle's stomach.
"Oh, good man, please spare me! Good man, please spare me!" The second uncle obviously got beaten outside for so many years. When he lowered his head, he saw five or six thorns. He immediately became a natural result. He moved quickly and was very skillful and knelt on the ground with his knees softly, and kowtowed with both hands clasped his fists.
"What do you want? Do you want? I really don't have much money. I still have fifty or sixty yuan on my body now. Take it away!" The second uncle said as he reached out to his pocket. It seemed that even though he had been to such a prosperous area as Hong Kong and Taiwan for so many years, he still had no change in wearing anti-theft shorts. He put his money and tickets in his shorts in his glorious inheritance!
"Who the hell wants your money? I'll ask you, where is the video recorder?" Ren Peng asked in a daze. In fact, Ren Peng didn't know who the second uncle was, nor did he know what the second uncle was for when he came back. However, with his instinct and the thief's sense of smell, Ren Peng deceived the second uncle!
After all, you are an old man who has returned from Hong Kong and Taiwan. How can you have a video recorder in the mainland? If you don’t have a video recorder, why do you just take a video tape?
The second uncle was stunned when he heard Ren Peng’s question, and then raised his head to look at the young man in front of him.
"Hey? Look at me? Do you want your eyes? Do you want your lives?" Ren Peng stared at his eyes and directly pressed his hand on the second uncle's bald head, which had only a few hairs left, and made a gesture with his other hand to prick it!
"No, no, no, no, young man, spare your life! The video recorder lets Dayongzi put it in the Cultural Palace, just in the duty room of the ice rink! Don't slap me... By the way! Do you know my eldest nephew Lu Yong?" The second uncle mentioned it, thinking that his eldest nephew is awesome, and thinking that this sentence can help him survive the danger safely?
Unexpectedly, it would be fine if the second uncle didn't say it. As soon as he mentioned the name Lu Yong, the waiter stepped forward and kicked the second uncle on the back of the head.
"Isn't it that Lu Yong asked us everywhere during the day? Tell him, if he can, let him come to me!" The waiter cursed a few times and gave Ren Peng a look, then Ren Peng turned around and walked towards the ice rink of the Cultural Palace.
The waiter lit a cigarette and stood behind the second uncle and said, "Old man, I'll give you a chance! Let's play a game!"
"Stop messing with me, what game have you played?" The second uncle almost kicked the waiter with a kick, and all kinds of Hong Kong, Northeastern dialects were mixed.
"You are kneeling here, guess when I left. If you guess correctly, then I will be gone when you turn around. You can leave, but if you don't guess correctly, I will give you a knife!" After Xiao Er said viciously, he no longer paid attention to the second uncle who was crying and begging for mercy, holding his arms and smoking a cigarette, staring at the back of the second uncle's head.
The second uncle knelt there and didn't dare to go back and gamble. If he turned around and bet wrongly, this knife would be a joke, but what if he bet right?
The second uncle kept fighting with heaven and man in his heart, and kept fighting. In the end, the second uncle, who couldn't kneel down, endured the pain in his legs and knees and said, "Brother, I'll give you some money, would you let me sit down and quilt?"
There was silence behind me...
"Brother?" The second uncle thought the waiter was going to play with him, so he shouted again.
"Little...Oh, Damn!" The second uncle turned slowly and shouted in a low voice, but just turned half of his head, the "young man" hadn't finished calling, and the waiter's face suddenly appeared in front of him. At the same time, he could feel a chill on his shoulders, followed by a wet and hot feeling!
"You guessed it wrong!" the waiter said gritting his teeth.
"I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I just want to tell you that I still have some money in my pocket!" The second uncle began to report himself incoherently, and then the second uncle trembled and took out all the money in his pocket and threw it behind him.
I don’t know how long it has passed. The second uncle pretended to be unable to kneel down. He fell to the ground and was about to take a look at if there was anyone behind him, but he felt that the black shadow in front of him was getting bigger and bigger...
"Bang!"
"ah!"
The second uncle's nostrils were bleeding and his nose was stuffed on his face.
"Old lampstand, I'll stab you!" the waiter shouted gritting his teeth.
"Other, other! I was wrong! I was wrong! I guessed wrong again!" The second uncle knelt down with his head in his hands, and kneeled down without any movement.
"Damn, I took off all the clothes for you!" The waiter said viciously, using the knife in his hand to cut all the clothes of the second uncle from behind. Then the second uncle's snow-white fat body was exposed to the ice and snow!
The trembling second uncle knelt here honestly this time, knowing that it was after dawn.
"Oh, what evil skills are this old man practicing here? This is?" Several workers who were passing by early to work looked at the second uncle who was forced to be energetic and knelt on the ground, holding their heads with their hands and muttered in confusion.
"This guy, this old man is quite white!"
"Yeah, white!"
"Oh, this person looks like a cultured person. Why are he so strange about a cultured person?"
"Who said it!"
Everyone came to the second uncle's side with no words. After touching the second uncle gently, the second uncle turned his head wide and looked at the workers and shouted, "What are you fucking you?"
"Oh my god, are you a living person? What are you doing here?" asked a worker.
"Is it okay if I fucking a robbery?" The second uncle shouted aggrievedly.
"No, you have encountered a robbery, what about the robbery?" Another worker asked curiously.
"You robbed the road and ran away? Are you going to stay here after you rob the things?" The second uncle shouted at the worker with confidence.
"No, then you are quite awesome. The robbery has run away. What are you doing here? Are you reflecting on your mistakes here? Is it over if you don't walk this path next time?" Another worker kindly persuaded.
Chapter completed!