Chapter 966 The scenery at that time was beautiful
Nalan Zijian emptied the barbecue restaurant completely with a stack of red RMB. It was rare for him to complain, but the woman was reluctant to leave. Soon, only the three of them were left.
Nalan Zijian wanted to eat the barbecue cooked by Lu Shanmin, but Lu Shanmin naturally ignored him. However, Xiao Nizi also clamored to eat, so Lu Shanmin had to go back to his old business.
When I came to the barbecue grill outside the store, under the puzzled eyes of the barbecue lady, I skillfully tied on my apron, added charcoal, fanned the fire, loaded the ingredients, and turned the grill. A series of actions were performed so smoothly that the lady was stunned.
"Young man, you look so polite, you are quite an expert!"
Lu Shanmin kept moving his hands and said: "I once relied on this craft to make a living, but I haven't mastered it in several years, so I am a bit sloppy."
The aunt smiled, her smile was a little weird, and said: "In a bad mood"?
Lu Shanmin frowned and said calmly: "Very good."
The barbecue aunt pursed her lips and said, "Stop pretending. How can you be in a good mood if you are upstaged by a pretty boy? Auntie has seen this kind of thing a lot. There are often similar jealousies in this barbecue restaurant, but the pretty boy is really good-looking.
He is more beautiful than the beauties in the paintings. Such men are the most attractive to girls, so you have to watch carefully."
Lu Shanmin was a little dumbfounded, "Auntie, it's not what you think."
The barbecue lady sighed and said: "You college students, if you don't study hard all day long and fall in love all day long, how can you be worthy of your parents who have worked hard to support you in school?"
Lu Shanmin frowned and said, "Auntie, falling in love does not mean that you don't like to study. Good conversation can also promote learning."
"Were the talks not going well? I have been barbecuing here for five years. Every year, students jump off the building and hang themselves because of broken love. I saw with my own eyes the scene of a student who committed suicide by jumping off the building and his parents came to collect the body." He said with a look of regret on his face.
"Tsk, tsk, that scene, when I got off the bus at the school gate, I couldn't stand firmly and collapsed to the ground. It's really evil."
He pointed towards the store and said, "Young man, I can see that you care about that girl very much. You probably can't resist that handsome and golden boy, so if you want to open up," she said.
Lu Shanmin turned his head and subconsciously looked inside the store. Xiao Nizi and Nalan Zijian were having a heated exchange of words, and he couldn't help but frown slightly.
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On the other hand, although Nalan Zijian was tortured to pieces, he still enjoyed teasing Xiao Nizi again and again.
"You saw it just now, those girls were so excited when they saw me that they wanted to swallow me in one gulp."
Xiao Nizi pursed her lips, "Steamed or braised?"
"Ahem, let's discuss the matter. The eyes of the masses are sharp and the public's aesthetics are fair. You can't tell lies with your eyes open."
"A bunch of ignorant little girls, you are neither male nor female, even the girls in the village will look down on you."
"Who is Erya"?
"Like those idiot women, she is mentally retarded. She was raped by a wild boar when she was a child. Her face is pockmarked and her waist is thicker than a bucket."
Nalan Zijian scratched his head and said, "I don't know. I suspect that you mountain people have serious aesthetic flaws."
Xiao Nizi looked at Nalan Zijian with disdain and said, "With these two ounces of meat, you can't hunt or chop wood, so what's the use of it?"
A "pop" sound interrupted the bickering between the two, and a plate of barbecue was placed on the table. Lu Shanmin sat down and said calmly: "It's ready to eat."
Nalan Zijian and Xiao Nizi's eyes shone at the same time, and at the same time they stuck out their tongues and licked their lips, and then changed from bickering to fighting for food.
Xiao Nizi just looked sweet and cute, but how could a girl who grew up in the mountains be a graceful lady? When faced with food, she immediately transformed into a hunter. The two skewers that Nalanzi Jian managed to grab were snatched away by Xiao Nizi with nothing.
The sword was snatched away.
The only piece of beef that he grabbed was thrown away from his hands during the fight and was transferred to his white down jacket, which was covered in oil stains. Nalan Zijian didn't feel bad about the down jacket that cost tens of thousands of dollars, he picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth immediately, for fear of Xiao Ni.
Zi snatched it away again.
Xiao Nizi giggled happily, and Nalan Zijian also laughed with the meat in his mouth.
After Nalan Zijian finished eating the barbecue, he looked at Xiao Nizi eating alone, and said with a calm face: "Xiao Nizi, give me a bunch."
Xiao Nizi snorted, "No."
Nalan Zijian licked his tongue and begged, "Good sister, just one string."
Xiao Nizi glared at Nalan Zijian fiercely. "If you scream again, I will pull out your tongue." She said that she clenched her fingers tightly and made a pull.
Tongue movements.
Nalan Zijian quickly retracted his tongue and said with a smile: "I bought this with money."
Xiao Nizi tilted her head and snorted arrogantly, "This is roasted by Brother Shanmin."
Lu Shanmin sat quietly aside, looking at the two of them with half-squinted eyes. His peripheral vision stayed on Nalan Zijian's face, taking in all the subtle expressions on his face.
"Xiao Nizi, why don't you go grill a couple of skewers? Brother Shanmin hasn't tasted your cooking for a long time."
Xiao Nizi said oh, put down the plate, glared at Nalan Zijian, pointed at his nose and said: "Don't eat secretly." After saying that, she smiled sweetly at Lu Shanmin and skipped towards the door of the store.
After Xiao Nizi walked out, Lu Shanmin stared at Nalan Zijian calmly, "I think you need to give me an explanation."
Nalan Zijian glanced at Xiao Nizi who was grilling barbecue outside the door, quietly took out a bunch of barbecue from the plate, stuffed it into his stomach hungrily, with a look of enjoyment on his face, "It's so fragrant, it still tastes the same, your craftsmanship is not as good."
Regress".
Lu Shanmin gradually widened his eyes and stared at Nalan Zijian intently, "Don't pretend in front of me, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."
Nalan Zijian took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, and said with a proud smile: "My cousin, are you jealous?"
"Do you know that you look really bad right now?" Lu Shanmin said coldly.
Nalan Zijian chuckled, "Let's not talk about our relationship. When we were in the East China Sea, we fished together, climbed mountains, admired maple leaves together, and wrote poems together. Do you still remember the limerick you wrote at that time?
"One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, four pieces, five pieces, six or seven pieces, eight pieces, nine pieces, eleven pieces, even if they fall into the grass, they will not be seen."
Nalan Zijian thought in his memories, "Cousin Zixuan and Aying both said that your poems are better than mine. Alas, they have such poor taste."
Lu Shanmin frowned and couldn't help but recall that trip to Fenglin Mountain. Zixuan injured her ankle. He carried her up to the top of the mountain. The red maples on the top of the mountain set off the sunset, and they had barbecue and beer. Ye Zixuan sat next to him and begged.
He wrote a poem. Beautiful scenery, beautiful people, and infinitely beautiful scenery.
Nalan Zijian chuckled and said, "How was it? The scenery was beautiful at that time."
Chapter completed!