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092 Hydrangea Recruitment 1

The afternoon autumn sun shines, the town surrounded by mountains, is dressed in a dress.

A young man walked into the town quickly with a big bag on his back. He slowed down while walking: What does it mean? What about people?

There are always a few unemployed vagrants wandering around the streets. There are no one on both sides of the streets. Not to mention people, there is not even a ghost.

The autumn wind blows, and the yellow leaves fly.

The leaves flew forward along the street, then quickly rose into the sky and disappeared. Another gust of wind came, rolling up the dust on the ground. The young man hurriedly raised his hand to protect his head and cover his eyes.

You won't get off the wrong car, right?

That’s right. Isn’t this Aunt Jiang’s house on the right? There is also the door god of Qin Qiong Jingde posted during the Chinese New Year on the door.

The young man was stunned for a long time, walked towards Aunt Jiang's house, and slid into the window glass to look in. The furnishings in the house were indeed as familiar as he was. It was Aunt Jiang's house! But there was no one in the house. Where did he go?

The young man retracted his head and was about to turn around and retreat, but he heard a loud shout behind him: "Erzhuzi!", and then he was hit hard on his shoulder.

The young man almost fell to the ground with a sway. He wasn't almost knocked down, but was almost scared.

"You scared me to death. What are you doing? Where did this person go?"

"It's you. Why did you come back today? People are going to see Hydrangea to kiss."

"Hydrangea? What the hell is this?"

"Just like the ladies of wealthy families in ancient times, throwing balls and calling their husbands."

"There is such a good thing? Whose girl is it? Where is it?"

"Of course it's a good thing. All the men in the town have gone. I'm recruiting a kiss at Xiaowan's house, and I'm a friend of Xiaowan. He looks so beautiful. I've never seen such a beautiful girl. I won't say it anymore, it's about to start. I might not even have a seat when I go now."

"Hey, wait, I'll go with you."

Erzhuzi carried the bag on his back and followed the man to run towards Gu Xiaowan's house.

Just turned a corner of the street and saw a lot of people in front of Gu Xiaowan’s house from afar. Some were standing, some were squatting, some were sitting, some were lying on the trees.

I saw a high platform directly in front of the crowd, which was more than five feet high. There were four pillars at the four corners of the platform, and two pennant flags were hung on each of the pillars, one red and one yellow. There was also a large flag in the middle of the two flags, with the flag saying "Xiaoxiao Escort Agency". A banner was hung on the top of the middle of the high platform. The banner reads four large characters "Hydrangea" in the banner.

A curtain was hung on the stage to separate the front and back of the stage. In front of the curtain was a table of Eight Immortals, and there was a chair of the Grand Master on each side. On the stage were two men in black, one tall and the other were fat, each wearing a pair of black sunglasses. The two stood seriously, not talking.

Hey, this scene has never been seen in this town.

Erzhuzi was happy and quickened his pace and ran forward.

But the second pillar was born short, and the more I ran forward, the more I couldn't see the scenery on the stage. When I ran to the crowd, the second pillar had to squeeze in, and said while squeezing, "Borrow some light. Borrow some light."

The person in front was impatiently squeezed and turned around and shouted at him: "I'll borrow a lot of light!"

Erzhuzi still struggled to push forward. The person who just shouted at him was very polite and didn't borrow it, so he borrowed a lot of money.

Everyone in front of them is tall and big, forming a hard-pressed butt wall.

Erzhuzi had no choice but to lower his body, stretched out his hand to pull the legs of the person in front, and rushed forward.

Hey, this method is good! Erzhuzi then reached out to prepare for the replay of the same trick, and found that this method was not good. The person went in, but the big bag on his back was firmly clamped by the person behind him. He used the boss's strength and tried his best to pull his bag, but he couldn't pull it.

Just as Erzhuzi was fighting with a lot of butts, he heard a gong ringing on the stage.

The crowd began to stir, became excited, and started to cheer.

Erzhuzi was pulled by the big bag behind him. He was so proud that he couldn't stand up at all.

"It's out! It's out!" The crowd was boiling, and they all stood on tiptoe to seize the advantageous perspective. The back of the poor two pillars in the crowd was treated as handrails by five or six people in front, back and left and right.

Erzhuzi was very disappointed. He had been wandering in a foreign land for almost a year. His waist, which endured humiliation and burdened, never stood up straight. This time, he finally made some money and returned home in glory. When he finally could stand up and behave as a human being, he was inexplicably involved in the scene of hydrangea brides, and was bent his waist again.

What is fate? This is fate! Erzhuzi struggled hard but failed, so he had to bend down and continue to endure humiliation.

As the sound of the gong sounded, a tall and handsome young man came out. He clasped his hands and said aloud to the audience:

"Dear fellow villagers, dear readers, you are polite! Today is a happy day for my little sister Tian Shuangshuang to attract hydrangeas. I am grateful for your support! Before my little sister comes out, I will reiterate the rules for hydrangeas to recruit hydrangeas today. First of all, this is a game, this is not true. Even if you receive hydrangeas, you cannot take away people. Do you all understand?"

The second pillar was pressed under the boiling crowd and could not hear what the people on the stage were saying.

The crowd shouted: "I understand. I understand. I only catch the ball! I don't catch people!"

"The second point is that those who participate in this game must place an order online. This is to ask everyone to support our "Xiaoxiao Escort Agency". We are a courier, and our "Xiaoxiao Escort Agency" will be responsible for the express delivery in every village in the future. Xiaowan is also very hard to deliver express delivery every day. If you can pick it up at home, please try to pick it up at home. Please support the escort agency more! Do you all understand?"

The crowd shouted: "I understand. I understand. Place an order! Support the escort agency!"

"Okay, thank you for your support. Now I'll invite today's matchmaker."

As soon as the curtain was opened, a graceful girl walked out from behind the curtain. She was wearing a yellow Hanfu, wearing two pigtails, and had a flat breast, looking cute and shy.

But when she spoke, she was not shy: "Dear boys, my surname is Tao, and I am today's matchmaker. Just now, Mr. Qi has already told everyone about the rules of attracting hydrangeas today. Now I will praise our girl. e on, music!"

At this time, the music started and Tao Hongniang started singing:

"Don't look at me like this

My face will turn into red apples

...

I'm a pretty girl

I'm a crying girl

I'm a strange girl

I'm a girl, you don't understand girls

…”

The atmosphere at the scene was thrust after climax amid the singing.

After the song, the matchmaker reached out and pressed it down, making a silent look.

"Okay, I, the matchmaker, will not be embarrassed. Now, I will invite the protagonist of today, the shining star Tian, ​​the highly anticipated one! Double! Double!"

"Tian Shuangshuang! Tian Shuangshuang! Tian Shuangshuang! Tian Shuangshuang!"

At this moment, many old houses in the town resonated.

The rats in the old house are sleeping, what are the cockroaches doing? They have to work night shifts at night!

At this time, the curtain was opened and a person came out from behind the curtain. The one who dressed up like the handsome Mu Guiying was today's protagonist Tian Shuangshuang.

Tian Shuangshuang didn't speak, stood on the stage and looked around with her beautiful eyes, then slowly walked to the left of the stage. The crowd looked at Tian Shuangshuang and moved with her to the left of the stage.

Erzhuzi in the crowd finally waited for several hands that used him as a handrail and left his back. He was about to take the opportunity to get up, but the crowd moved to the right without touching his feet.

He had no idea what was going on. Erzhuzi was about to look up when the crowd was snatched to the left. At this time, Tian Shuangshuang was walking from the left to the right of the platform.

She had seen this scene on TV. The lady went on stage to throw hydrangea balls, not basketball players. She would not throw it into the basket with the ball on the stage and quickly throw it into the basket frame, but needed to brew the atmosphere. Walk a few steps to the left and a few steps to the right. The lady was searching for whether there were any people she liked in the crowd that satisfies her, but in fact she was laying the atmosphere.

At this time, the crowd was in a consistent pace and moved with Tian Shuangshuang on the stage. But there was no noise, there was only quiet.

The second pillars, trapped in the crowd, were hanging from the air and unable to move. Suddenly, I heard nothing and was even more confused. What are these people doing?

I saw Tian Shuangshuang smiled slightly, shifting the center of gravity right, twisting his waist right, holding the ball back with both hands, and raising his left leg lightly. He posed a standard position to throw a baseball.

The crowd did not dare to show up even though they were so arrogant that they stared at the hydrangea in Tian Shuangshuang's hands, not knowing where the flowers fell.

Tian Shuangshuang shouted: "Go away!"
Chapter completed!
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