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Chapter 642 Improve living standards?

Press down the body of the rabbit in the schoolbag until the head of the rabbit cannot move.

"Don't move, just give it a try, and your painful life will be over soon." Maori Ye, who was holding down the rabbit, took out his slippers and made two gestures to the rabbit's head.

The rabbit's gray eyes flashed, and his big eyes were full of prayer.

"Don't look at me like this. Let me tell you, even if you look at me like this, it can't change the flavor of your meat." On a night when I didn't have a good dinner, I had to find something to eat as a souvenir on a snowy day.

Warm roast rabbit is a good choice.

But being stared at by the rabbit, Ye Ye still felt a little uncomfortable, so he stepped on the rabbit under his schoolbag, stood up, took the paper on the table, and carefully laid a blanket on the rabbit's head.

Well, this is indeed much better.

Thumb thump thump!

There was a slightly hurried running sound, and listening to the footsteps, Ye judged that it was Xiaolan coming over.

He quickly took off the dinner paper from the rabbit's head, kneaded it into a ball, and stuffed it into the rabbit's mouth. While stuffing it, he held down the rabbit's head, pressed it into the schoolbag, zipped it up and hid the schoolbag behind his back.

"Xiao Ye, everyone was discussing how to have a midnight snack after bathing in the hot springs. I heard that there are also king crabs. If you want to eat them, be sure not to fall asleep before then." Xiao Lan saw Ye sitting obediently in the room.

, and quickly shared the news he just heard with Ye.

"Really?" Ye's eyes lit up.

Ye really didn't expect that in such a remote place, the boss would even have king crabs to entertain everyone. This boss is so honest.

After getting Xiaolan's affirmative answer again, Ye was so happy that the schoolbag behind him appeared in his hand at some point. Ye threw the schoolbag high to celebrate the news.

However, the happy Ye did not notice that when the schoolbag was still in her hand, there was a small gap, and a rabbit claw was tugging at the zipper.

After the schoolbag fell, Ye Yi caught it, but he felt that the schoolbag was obviously light.

Bah.

Then his head sank, and a soft gray rabbit lay on Ye's forehead.

The night-black eyes and the rabbit's gray eyeballs faced each other, and both the rabbit and the person were startled.

This rabbit is fatter than expected.

This man is shorter than expected.

Ye grabbed the rabbit's waist with both hands and struggled to pull the rabbit off his face.

Bo!

The rabbit spun around in the air and landed in Xiaolan's arms.

Xiaolan hadn't yet figured out the situation at the scene, so she looked at the rabbit in her arms, and the rabbit in her arms stared at Xiaolan.

This rabbit...so cute!

As expected, neither girls nor macho men can resist this kind of fluffy stuff.

Xiaolan tentatively stretched out her hand and touched the soft hair on the rabbit's forehead. She found that the rabbit did not resist, so she happily picked up the rabbit, while the rabbit happily grinded its teeth in Xiaolan's arms.

"Xiaoye, where did you catch this rabbit? It couldn't have been raised by the hotel owner, right? If it's not, it's okay, but if it is, you're committing theft, you know, it's very serious." He petted the rabbit.

Xiaolan has already thought about how to deal with the aftermath of Ye.

The routine procedure is to first beat Ye up and make him miserable, so as to gain sympathy. Then bring Ye to the victim, sincerely apologize and ask for forgiveness. Once these two steps are completed, 90% of people will

They will all choose to forgive. Those who still do not forgive, either they have gone too far, or they have other demands.

The other demands here are usually for money, which is easy to solve. But if Ye has done too much and has not been forgiven by the victim, then he will punish Ye severely in front of the victim.

This trick works every time, and so far, it has never failed.

"How is that possible? I have been staying in the house obediently and have never been there. This rabbit ran in on its own. Sister Xiaolan, you have no evidence, how can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air."

admit.

If you confess, you will be lenient and beaten into dried fish.

Ye, who deeply understands the seriousness of the matter, will never admit it. Moreover, this time it was not stolen in the first place. It was obviously obtained by him while hunting outside. But this cannot be said to Xiaolan. So he just said it was a rabbit.

It was safer to run in by myself, so how could it still open its mouth to refute?

I don't know if this silly rabbit understood it. After Zai Ye finished speaking, he stared at Ye and made a dissatisfied sound again.

Damn it!

Although other people's rabbits are quiet, yours is the talkative one.

Xiaolan comforted the rabbit in her arms and continued in a skeptical tone: "Then how do you explain that it is in your schoolbag?"

"Sister Xiaolan, you don't know, this rabbit started biting things like crazy after it came in. I couldn't bear to hurt it, so I just kept it in my schoolbag. If you don't believe it, you can look at his mouth.

There is still white toilet paper left, that is evidence." Ye brought out the evidence and decisively threw the blame away, making the rabbit jump in anger.

If a rabbit could speak, the first sentence it would learn would be: "MMP!"

In the panic-stricken eyes of the rabbit, Xiaolan carefully inspected the rabbit, and it was exactly as Ye said, with white toilet paper crumbs still remaining in the corner of the mouth.

The desperate rabbit closed his eyes and waited for the trial. If he died, he would die and become a good rabbit again after eighteen years. Hey, wait, he has already been reincarnated. Who wants to be a rabbit? He must be reincarnated as a human in his next life.

Kill this shameful little thief.

"It's probably just hungry. I just happened to go find some food for it. Xiaoye, if you want to go to the hot spring for a while, go find Conan and dad by yourself. If not, just stay in the house and don't run around. Wait for a while.

I'll call you when it's time for supper."

"Oh." Ye responded.

What is the purpose of working hard for most of the day at home? To improve the living standard of this rabbit? It is really a dog.

I don’t know when the midnight snack will start, so I decided to take a dip in the hot spring during this boring time.

It would be great if men and women bathed together.

Ye excitedly picked up her panties, chose a pair of elephant underwear, grabbed a towel, and headed to the hot spring with a bathtub in hand.

I was a little disappointed when I arrived. There were signs on both sides of the door for men's soup and women's soup. Men and women were separated. After Ye glanced at the women's soup with nostalgia, I entered the men's soup on the left.

Opening the door, you will find the dressing room at the outermost part. Because the whole room is built around the hot spring, it is warm inside, and you won't feel the slightest bit of cold even if you take off your clothes inside.

After taking off his clothes and washing himself briefly, Ye took a towel and lifted the thick cotton curtain and walked in.

Uncle Maori sat by the hot spring with a red face, his hands on the edge, his eyes closed tightly, his head tilted back on the stone behind him, and his snoring continued. He obviously hadn't sobered up yet, and I don't know what happened to the uncle in this state.
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