Chapter 42: Demons once ran rampant with lofty goals
The Goblin himself selected the top 100 people with considerable busts. After studying the girls' personalities and specialties for a while, and referring to the daily activities intercepted from the surveillance videos in public areas, the Goblin Wei carefully made a guide for the 100 people. This is his
For your own use.
Based on repeated practical tests, Wei Da Yao finally compiled a school-wide classification guide for girls in the age group of 15 to 19.
Yes, Fairy Wei is so reliable in doing things. As a human being...it's hard to say.
In addition to studying girls' hobbies, he also studied Chinese history. Of course, it was not because he was interested in the glory and greatness of the powerful Han Dynasty and the prosperous Tang Dynasty.
He turned a blind eye to the politics, economy, and military affairs played by the ancients. He specialized in studying the ancient harem system. For example, in ancient times, in addition to his first wife and queen, the emperor should have "three wives, nine concubines, twenty-seven concubines, and eighty-one concubines."
"Royal Wife" [Note: From "Book of Rites"] There are a total of 121 wives, big and small. He has a good grasp of these data.
The information compiled by Goblin is only shared with a few core people. Moreover, the public information does not include the top 100 busty ladies.
Lan Ze doesn't care about breasts. His goal is to find someone who can beat her. Someone who can play games with her in the gym and won't lie down casually. No matter if she's tired or beaten, she'll lie down.
The data extracted from the database also includes the time of sports events. I really didn’t find any girls showing interest in real-person sparring.
Wang Xiaoer is another extreme. He suddenly determined to become a poet, so he wanted to find a girl to listen to him read poetry.
Logically speaking, this is easy. There are quite a few sisters who are interested in poetry in the database. There are people who like all types of poetry.
The obstacle is not the interest of the girls, but the works of the second brother. After seeing the works of the second brother, all the brothers unanimously said: I feel dizzy after reading it.
The younger brother said: You don’t need to read it, I will read it aloud.
After listening to the second brother's passionate reading, the audience experienced various adverse reactions such as heart palpitations, nausea, stomachache, loss of focus, loss of appetite, and the need to go to the toilet to take deep breaths.
The two men, both civil and military, were sitting in the living room, sighing in front of them as they were shown a guide to all the girls in the school for free.
Wei Yao, who had worked so hard to analyze the data and come up with strategies, was of course angry.
"Can you two seriously pick up girls?"
"I said..." Lan Ze reminded him with a bit of embarrassment, "When did the matter of picking up girls happen?"
The goblin stared in anger.
Then one day the goblin wrote a few lines of poetry and showed them to Lanze in private on the way to work.
He asked Lan Ze solemnly, "I think compared with the great poets, I can write better, right?"
Lan Ze recalled the scene where he was shocked by Wang Xiaoer, and read the combination of Wei Yaoxing's fresh words several times. In comparison, the few sentences that Yaoxing wrote casually made him feel much more comfortable.
So he nodded honestly and admitted: "Okay, yours is indeed better. But I really don't understand this thing." A moment of silence for the younger brother.
"It seems it's not my imagination." Fairy Wei looked relieved.
As for Lan Ze's own ambition, he was naturally ridiculed by Wei Yaojing: "You want to pick up a soft girl! Your brain is twitching, what are you thinking about tomboys? There must be something wrong with you!"
The Goblin generously distributed a list of thirty people from his list of big-breasted ladies with detailed guides with pictures and texts. Of course, the Lan Demon happily accepted it.
Big breasts are not his goal, and he is not interested in having them, but big breasts are in line with the general value orientation.
It's true that dating a big-breasted girl is more respectable.
Goblins are not so polite to other people.
The strategies he posts are all small lists of ten people; they only have a rough analysis, an overview of how to strike up a conversation, and suggestions for psychological entry points. However, even if there are ten people in the list, the success rate can still be guaranteed.
There are no big-breasted girls, but there are no ugly girls either (because they have been screened out); occasionally there are surprises, and particularly outstanding beauties appear. The fairy did it on purpose, he did not deliberately sort the looks, because he believes that such surprises are good for boosting morale and strengthening the body.
Cohesion. As for what kind of morale it inspires, God knows.
Because they often share and exchange strategies together, these unscrupulous boys all have good skills in picking up girls.
What the hell? What kind of school is this...
The demon and the demon have set a lofty goal. Well, each of them will capture a hundred small goals first.
The goal is still being achieved one by one, and the journey is still halfway. One day at noon, they, the commuting students, had just returned from college and entered the cafeteria. Before they even picked up the plates, Lan Ze called out to the demon.
For the picky eater, eating is very important. Therefore, the goblin's hair stood on end.
Lan Ze smiled mysteriously: "What do you think the fairy wanted to do with me today?"
Since you are asking this, something must be wrong. The fairy is Li Biru, a genius girl from the commuter group, who was promoted at the same level as them. When the boys are happy, they call her fairy behind their backs, and when they are unhappy, they call her a psycho to their faces.
"The fairy finally thought about it and asked you to be her boyfriend?"
Lanze picked up a dinner plate and started looking around the room to choose dishes. The goblin absentmindedly picked one up too.
"It's a bit like it, no. Two things, which one should I listen to first?"
The goblin said helplessly: "Let's talk about Fairy Li first."
"Sister Biru asked me," he pointed at the goblin, "do you have a girlfriend?"
"Ah? Ha-ha-ha..." The goblin smiled reluctantly. "My goal is not limited to my girlfriend."
"Her original words were: Wei Hanyang is so good and handsome. Do you know if he has a girlfriend now? I said: I have to ask him about this. That's the first thing.
"Lan Ze dug out a few big balls of ice cream and filled half of the dinner plate, and the other half of the dinner plate was filled with braised chicken wings in pink skin. The goblin's eyelids twitched when he saw this, what a weird way to serve the dish!
"Does she have breasts? Does she have a butt? Can she be eaten with just her fairy energy?" The goblin raised such disdainful questions about the food in the cafeteria.
"Okay, tell the fairy next time. She has no breasts, so you're afraid of starving." Lanze briefly summarized the fairy's words. He looked around and found no fairy. It was natural that the girls' dormitory was far away from the canteen.
After a while, Lanze summarized everything correctly; but when combined, the meaning of the words was a bit wrong.
"The second thing is that we have to prepare early." Lan Ze continued. "The fairy said that someone from the university's Academic Affairs Office asked her to find out about the situation of the few of us."
"What? What does finding her have to do with us?"
"Maybe that young lady is familiar with her."
Lanze's dinner plate was filled and he was already looking for a seat.
The goblin quickly put some random things on the dinner plate. No matter what he was eating, it couldn't be weirder than braised chicken wings with pink skin and ice cream.
Lan Ze sat down, took a big mouthful of noodles, and then put a mouthful of ice cream into his mouth.
"You're going to have stomach problems sooner or later if you act like this." The big goblin pays too much attention to the quality of life. "If I eat like this, my mother can just hit me to death with a spoon."
There are reasons to focus on quality of life.
"It's really delicious, do you want to try it?" Lan Ze was so happy that he narrowed his eyes.
"...You go on."
"Hmm... The fairy said that a group of people in the commuter group are going directly to the university. Logically speaking, the older ones should go first; however, judging from the situation revealed by the lady from the Academic Affairs Office, we may all
Chapter completed!