After hearing Ye Fan's point of view, Yifei rolled her eyes: "Well, asking is like not asking. Just like Zeng Xiaoxian, he struggled with a question for at least a week. If he asked him about everything, I guess the house in this life will be...
Don’t even think about moving in. And where do you think it’s better to put the TV, by the window or against the wall?”
Dali thought for a while and said: "If you sit by the window, the sunlight will reflect on the screen, which is bad for your eyes. But if you place it against the wall, it may affect heat dissipation and shorten the life of the TV series."
Yifei said speechlessly: "You are indeed a couple. It's not like you are a family and don't live in the same house. Well, I'll just hang it on the ceiling."
Zhao Haitang: "It's great on the ceiling. It's a dream for many people to be able to lie in bed and watch TV."
Ye Fan complained: "This is a lazy person's dream."
At this time, Dali pointed at Yifei's model and asked curiously: "Hey, what is this? Why is it in every room?"
Yifei said helplessly: "This is a fire extinguisher. Zeng Xiaoxian's weird request was that the Alxa Desert is hot and dry. I encountered several fires not long after I went there, so I am very aware of fire protection now."
As if he wanted to show his wisdom in front of Dali, Zhao Haitang came up with an idea: "You can hang up all the fire extinguishers, buy a few more and line them up, and add a light bulb, it will be special! Hang the red fire extinguisher high, think
"Think about it all"
Looking at Yifei's murderous eyes, Zhao Haitang swallowed his saliva and said fearfully: "Just think about it."
Yifei looked at these fire extinguishers and said with a headache: "Zeng Xiaoxian made such a request, I have to satisfy him, but these fire extinguishers, forget it, I will find a way myself, each of you is more unreliable than the last."
At this time, Meijia and Ziqiao walked out of the room. Meijia took the tablet and said, "Oh, the last sentence is so ordinary and has no meaning at all."
Zi Qiao pointed to the people sitting on the sofa and said, "I think it's pretty good. If you don't believe me, just ask them."
Yifei waved her hand and said: "Why are you arguing with your wife? Be careful of fetal pressure."
Zi Qiao explained: "Meijia insisted on letting me add some sensational words at the end of her speech, and I couldn't stop reading it."
Zhao Haitang asked puzzledly: "Do you still need to give a speech to sell cakes now?"
Zi Qiao said helplessly: "I will read it to you. Dear leaders and fellow villagers, hello everyone. The red flag is waving in the wind and the athletes are in high spirits. This community fitness competition is a high-level and stylish one.
It was a graceful competition where the residents showed their friendship, level and style. Hey Pineapple Cake is honored to sponsor this competition. I wish everyone’s life is as nutritious and fragrant as Hey Pineapple Cake!”
Meijia: "What about the last sentence? Isn't it too boring?"
Zhao Haitang complained: "It's not that it was boring at the end, it's that the whole section was boring."
Ye Fan couldn't help but complain: "That's right, not only is it boring, it also gives people the feeling of a fitness competition for the elderly."
Dali: "I think so too. Old Bu, do you plan to dye your hair white and put on a fake beard when the time comes?"
Yifei: "Don't make things difficult for Zi Qiao. He finally got this sponsorship opportunity. What's more, as a middle-aged man, he is already very good at writing such a speech."
Zi Qiao was embarrassed by the praise and said: "Actually, I copied this paragraph from the Internet. There is no way I am not very good at this kind of thing."
Meijia on the side looked at Haitang and said: "Brother Haitang, your writing style is better, how about you help us think of one?"
Zhao Haitang refused: "How can I, a person who will win the Nobel Prize for Literature sooner or later, write this kind of thing?"
Ye Fan: "I remember that Zi Qiao helped you kill a cockroach last time. You said you wanted to repay the favor."
Dali nodded and continued: "That's right, and you keep changing the subject, aren't you bad at it?"
Zhao Haitang: "You're kidding! If I can't do it, just give a speech. Let me tell you that there are four main ways to write speeches."
Before Zhao Haitang could finish speaking, Zi Qiao and Mei Jia happily patted Zhao Haitang's shoulders and said, "Since you understand the speech so well, I'll leave it to you, Brother Haitang."
Zhao Haitang opened his bow without looking back. Realizing that he had been tricked, Zhao Haitang said that in the end he still resisted alone.
After a period of silence, Ye Fan listened to the sound next door and asked curiously: "What is going on next door? It's so noisy?"
As soon as they opened the door, everyone saw Ajie, Aunt Wang and Xiao Hei coming out of Zhang Wei Law Firm looking unhappy.
Looking at the disheveled Zhang Wei, Zi Qiao asked with concern: "Zhang Wei, you won't be beaten to death from behind, right?"
Zhai Haitang took the opportunity to ridicule: "You were hanged? You didn't even call me for such a good thing?"
Zhang Wei: "Who dares to hit a lawyer?"
At this time Curry Sauce came out and said: "Lawyer Zhang, what's your back?"
Zhang Wei: "There will always be times in life when things go wrong, and I will go back."
Curry Sauce: "No, I mean your clothes?"
Ye Fan looked at the tattered clothes and asked, "Who tore your clothes like this?"
Curry sauce: "It must have been the dog that tore it up."
Yifei said angrily: "I asked you to mediate a community dispute. Why are you in such a mess? What's going on?"
Zhang Wei said helplessly: "The story of the case is this. Aunt Wang was walking her dog in the community. The dog rope tripped Ajie, who was skateboarding. Ajie fell and injured his hand. It happened that Xiao Hei parked in the community at this time and got off the car.
I stepped on Ajie’s skateboard, broke my new mobile phone and crushed Aunt Wang’s dog. The dog was frightened and suffered from depression.”
Ye Fan: "So convoluted? You can't write such a coincidence in a novel, right?"
Curry Sauce: "Who knows, some of them want medical expenses, some want to pay for mobile phones, and they can't even agree on it no matter how they mediate. Not only that, we had a good chat during the first mediation, but Xiao Hei suddenly shot
They patted the table in protest, and then the three of them slapped the table with a clicking sound, which definitely set the rhythm, released the momentum, and showed their stubbornness."
Zhang Wei: “Since then, the mediation conference has turned into a table-slapping conference.”
Curry Sauce also complained: "My mind is filled with that children's song now, one shot, one shot, I will take one shot."
Ye Fan came up with an idea and said: "Zhang Wei, if you can't talk it through, just force it."
Yifei agreed: "Yes, you should show the majesty of a lawyer and slam the table to overwhelm them."
Chapter completed!