Chapter 74 Haunted House Embarrassment
As expected, as soon as they entered the haunted house, they saw Zhao Haitang slumped on the ground, with the bowl in his hand broken into two halves.
Seeing Dali, Zhao Haitang stood up forcibly and trembled: "The quality of this bowl is too bad, and I didn't break the bowl in half because of fear."
Looking at Zhao Haitang's feeble explanation, Ye Fan said helplessly: "What's going on with Zhang Weiyou? He's hiding in a corner crying alone. Are you so weak?"
Zhang Wei, who was in the corner, said with tears in his eyes: "You are so weak, Zhao Haitang, a villain, added some abnormally spicy food to my bowl. I didn't even take a closer look just now and it was full of chili peppers."
Supporting the aggrieved Zhang Wei, Zhao Haitang began to act like a monster again. The actor pretending to be a ghost looked at Zhao Haitang motionless and wanted to go over and ask about the situation. Unexpectedly, the sensitive Zhao Haitang was scared to death when he saw the ghost that suddenly appeared.
Zhao Haitang ran over, picked up Zhang Wei's face and threw it on the ghost's face. After splashing the ghost, Zhao Haitang ran around with his eyes covered and his head covered, and even knocked Zhang Wei unconscious.
Unable to accompany Zhao Haitang, I compensated for the medical expenses, and took care of Zhang Wei who was knocked unconscious and went around all afternoon. After having dinner with the employees in the evening, this dramatic day finally ended.
The next day, Ye Fan, wearing Pikachu pajamas, came to 3601. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Meijia, Ziqiao and Dali making something together.
Ye Fan: "What are you tinkering with?"
Zi Qiao: "My aunt sent me maternal and child products, and she didn't stop buying them when she went abroad."
Meijia on the side held a clothes knife and said: "Wow, I really like this baby clothes. It allows the baby to crawl and wipe the floor at the same time, cultivating the good habit of loving labor from an early age."
Dali looked at the instruction manual and realized: "Sister Meijia, the baby clothes in your hand are not for cleaning. The thickened part is to prevent the baby from falling."
On the side, Zi Qiao was holding something similar to a baby bottle and said, "Is this a new type of baby bottle? How to use it?"
Dali picked up the instruction manual and said: "It says this can relieve the nasal congestion problem of newborns and is used to suck nasal mucus."
Looking at the miraculous Dali, Meijia was surprised and said: "Dali also understands Japanese?"
Dali: “I don’t know much about it, but there are instructions in Chinese.”
Ye Fan, who was helping Sister Yifei serve the dishes, said to the three of them: "Okay, let's watch it later. It's time to have breakfast."
Meijia: "Okay, here we come." Meijia, supported by Qiao, smelled the smell in the air and said, "Well, today's breakfast is so rich. It includes mushrooms, chicken, peanuts, glutinous rice, etc. There is also a strange
There’s something in the porridge.”
Ye Fan: "Ah? Isn't it the dishcloth again?"
Meijia: "It seems like a piece of apple peel?"
Yifei retorted: "It's impossible for me to be careful this time."
As soon as Yifei finished speaking, Zi Qiao dug out the apple peel from the porridge.
Ye Fan: "God, sister Meijia, you have a special power, right? Can you become a mutant just by getting pregnant?"
Zi Qiao: "It's not that evil. We went to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor said it was a, a..."
Dali: "A normal physiological change during pregnancy. Some pregnant women's sense of smell will become more sensitive and they can smell the smell of rotten food. This way they can better protect themselves and the fetus. As the pregnancy progresses, this phenomenon will disappear naturally.
, is this what you want to say?"
Zi Qiao nodded blankly and said: "Ang, yes, that's what it means."
At this time, Zhang Wei came over from the balcony and said, "I'm here for breakfast."
Yifei: "You also found out by smell?"
Zhang Wei: "I didn't rely on listening. I heard the sound of the clinking of bowls and chopsticks, the sound of porridge boiling, and the sound of Meijia sniffing."
Ye Fan: "It's true or false. You can hear the sound of us drinking porridge from next door. Only a ghost can believe it."
Zhang Wei smiled contemptuously and retorted: "I am no longer the person I used to be. Zhao Haitang gave me something that completely changed me. It's so cool."
Everyone looked at Zhang Wei who looked happy and said in shock: "No way, you two? This is too open, eh!!!"
Zhang Wei: "What are you thinking? I got an ear-picking artifact from Zhao Haitang. After picking out my ears, the whole world became destructible and it felt like my hearing changed from 720P to 4K."
Zi Qiao: "Meijia's sense of smell became stronger because she was pregnant. Why did you mutate when you were not pregnant?"
Zhang Wei explained: "I checked online and found that some people's five senses are naturally stronger. Have you seen The Strongest Brain? There is a water guy who can pick out a different cup of water from 500 cups of water. There is also a
Players can judge the height from which the balloon fell by the different sounds of the balloon falling to the ground."
Ye Fan: "That's not right. Didn't you just say that people are born with it? Are you sure it's not cancer?"
Zhang Wei: "Maybe I developed slowly and my potential was only recently developed."
Meijia: "I think your brain development is relatively slow. You have never used an ear pick in half your life."
Zhang Wei: "Oh, as the old saying goes, earwax is gold, don't dig it randomly."
Zi Qiao: "Hey, you have been wearing biochemical earplugs all day long for so many years."
Yifei: "I know why your career is not going well. Others are confused, but your IQ is dragged down by earwax."
Zhang Wei: "Tch, in short, I feel refreshed now, and my whole person has become younger and more energetic."
"Fuck you, digging your ears can make you look smaller, so why do you need a beauty hospital?" Meijia complained.
At this time, Yifei said with a headache: "Don't mention the little fresh meat. Recently, there are a group of students in the class who follow TV dramas in class in order to chase stars! They treat professional courses as soy sauce courses. I am so angry."
Meijia: "Hey, those young people always have to go through a bloody period of chasing stars. I remember when I was chasing stars, I copied two lines of Jay Chou's lyrics in class, and when I raised my head, I never understood the math class again."
Zi Qiao complained: "If you don't copy these two lyrics, you won't be able to understand the math class. Jay Chou won't memorize it."
Yifei continued: "It's okay to chase stars, but it's a serious problem if you just chase stars and delay your studies. All you have to do all day is shouting Oppa, I will give you a monkey. Fortunately, Darwin worked hard to study the theory of evolution, not for the sake of letting others
They gave birth to monkeys."
"Sister Yifei, don't tell me that what you imitated really looks like, especially that Oppa." Ye Fan on the side said desperately.
Yifei: "Go away and enjoy your meal."
On the side, Dali said: "I can quite understand them, and I am also star-chasing."
Chapter completed!