Early the next morning, everyone in the apartment came to 3602 to comfort the lovelorn Ye Fan. Ye Fan looked at everyone and wondered: "Why are you here?"
Everyone replied: "It's not Zhao Haitang. He was talking about it early in the morning. He was setting off cannons and playing drums. When we asked, we found out that it was you who broke up with Dali. We came to comfort you. What's wrong with you?"
Sample?"
Ye Fan: "It's okay, it's just that suddenly there's one less person around me, so I'm more or less uncomfortable."
On the side, Zi Qiao walked around and said: "When the agreement expires, we will break up naturally. Why didn't I think of such a reasonable way to break up before?"
Meijia pinched Zi Qiao and said, "What are you thinking about? Why do you want to make an appointment with me to get the divorce certificate when it expires?"
Zi Qiao immediately said from the bottom of his heart: "How dare you, I will be yours forever."
Yifei: "Hey~ ok, we are here to comfort Xiaofan, not to fight fire with fire."
On the other side, the curry sauce person said: "Ye Fan, if you wait a little longer, I think there will be a follow-up."
Meijia: "We've already divided the points, what's the follow-up?"
Curry Sauce said blankly: "Don't you usually treat each other to dinner after the internship? You also have to return 30% of the internship salary back to thank the company for taking care of you during the internship."
Zhang Wei: "Who told you? This is a complete violation of labor law. I think you need a strong lawyer to help you."
Curry Sauce said doubtfully: "Isn't it? But that's what the company where I was an intern said."
Yifei touched her head and said speechlessly: "No wonder you were tricked so badly. When I tell you Dali, I mean I'm done with Mark."
As soon as Yifei finished speaking, Zhao Haitang's extremely excited voice came from the door: "That's right! It was just an internship and a scene. It doesn't matter if the alarm clock goes off. You shouldn't be there in the world of Dali."
Looking at the skinny Zhao Haitang, Ye Fan silently took out the phone: "Hey, is this Uncle Zhao? I'm Xiaofan, Zhao Haitang has been... lately..."
As soon as Ye Fan took out the ultimate weapon, Zhao Haitang immediately said: "I was wrong, I was wrong, Brother Fan, brother."
Looking at Zhao Haitang, who had a good attitude of admitting his mistake, Ye Fan didn't make any objections: "Uncle Zhao, Zhao Haitang has been doing well recently, um, don't worry, Zhao Haitang and I will come to visit you next time."
Seeing Ye Fan hang up the phone, Zhao Haitang said aggrievedly: "Brother Fan, you have to keep your word. According to the agreement, I can continue to pursue Dali after you break up with Dali."
Ye Fan: "I know, don't worry, I'm not one to break my promise, but what do you mean by the alarm clock you just mentioned?"
Zhao Haitang explained: "Dali specially set an alarm clock to remind him so that he could break up with Ye Fan in no time. It shows that Dali doesn't want to stay with Ye Fan for one second longer. Um, it's wrong. It shows that Dali is a person who pursues rigor.
, since it is a social experiment, it must be rigorous, so every second is accurate.”
Curry Sauce: "Maybe it's because I'm afraid of paying liquidated damages. My previous agent told me that I couldn't pay for my live broadcast several times before because I was half a minute late."
After hearing what Curry Sauce said, Yifei said helplessly: "Curry Sauce, it's really inspiring that you can live to this day, but Zhao Haitang, how do you know so much?"
Zhao Haitang replied: "When Dali broke up with Fan Ge, I heard everything at the door when I got home, especially the last goodbye, it was really, really..."
Meijia pushed Zhao Haitang, who was starting to get angry again, and said, "Please don't continue to rub salt into Xiaofan's wounds. I can smell the faint smell of sadness exuding from Xiaofan."
Zhao Haitang: "Actually, after the breakup, Dali gave Brother Fan something back."
Ye Fan asked doubtfully: "Is there any?"
Zhao Haitang: "You were drunk at the time, so you may not remember. The original words were Ye Fan. I promised to give you a boyfriend report after three months. I have already sent it to your email."
Ye Fan: "Then what did I say at that time?"
Zhao Haitang: "At that time, you shamelessly asked what email address Dali should send. Is it because my score was too high and you wanted to give me a surprise? Then you lost your voice. You must have fallen asleep."
After listening to Zhao Haitang's words, Ye Fan opened his mailbox and said: "Is there really a total of 500 megabytes of PDF documents?"
After flipping through the pages for a long time, Ye Fan looked at the total score in confusion and said, "Huh? Why do I have 90 points? I remember that my highest score every week was only 90 points, and many others were only 70 points."
Faced with Ye Fan's doubts, Yifei pointed to the line of small characters behind the total score and read: "The full score of this report is 150."
Ye Fan said to himself: "150 full marks, convert 90 points to just pass? Impossible."
Looking at the report on Ye Fan's phone, Yifei answered: "Look, the total score is six major items and fifty-eight minor items. In addition to scoring items, there are also many deducted items, such as being too narcissistic."
Ye Fan: "Am I narcissistic?"
Facing Ye Fan's question, everyone nodded without thinking: "You praise yourself in the mirror every morning for how handsome you are. If you hadn't just said it once in the morning, we would have thought that you were as mentally disturbed as Zhang Wei.
"
Zhang Wei: "Hey, just comfort without personal attacks. I am also someone who has handled a major case now."
Ignoring Zhang Wei who started bragging again, Meijia looked at her phone and said: "Xiaofan, in addition to being too narcissistic, his diet is not healthy enough, his knowledge structure is not comprehensive enough, and his entertainment structure is not rich enough. To put it simply, it is food.
, studying and playing are not nutritious.”
Ziqiao on the other hand pointed at the report and said: "Hey, there is one particularly outstanding item here that got full marks. I never hang up when playing games. I have a strong sense of responsibility. Full marks."
Ye Fan: "Every time I play games, I ask Dali to play with me. Why don't you give me extra points?"
Zhang Wei complained: "Come on, you give the opponent a lot of money every time. If it weren't for the crazy carry, you probably wouldn't be able to win. It would be nice if I didn't deduct points for you."
Finally, Yifei looked at the time and comforted Ye Fan again: "Xiao Fan, you have to learn to be strong. It's not a big deal if it's just a breakup. The food in the kitchen has just been cooked, so let's go eat first."
Chapter completed!