Listening to the sarcasm of the academic master, coupled with the bitter experience just now, Zhang Wei said with itch: "You really think of yourself as the class teacher, aren't you just a box!"
In the face of Zhang Wei's verbal attack, the Xueba Cultivation Instrument also broke the defense and said: "We have detected the behavior of insulting the teacher and are preparing to activate the indiscriminate flat-A crushing correction mode."
"Hey, don't, don't, don't," the four people surrendered quickly.
But Zhang Wei, who was angry, refused to accept: "Don't do this to me, you..." Before he could finish his words, a remote-controlled tank drove out from under the academic master training device, "Get ready to fire, three
,two,one!”
After hearing this, the five people quickly picked up the books and put them in front of their faces, but after a long time there was no movement. The curious people slowly put down the books, while Zhang Wei asked doubtfully: "Is it stuck?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a sponge ball hit Zhang Wei's face. Facing the powerful fire suppression of the Xueba Cultivation Instrument, the five of them had no choice but to flee in all directions, while Ye Fan took advantage of the chaos and slipped back to 3602. Once
When he arrived at 3602, he saw Dali sitting on the sofa doing his homework. Looking at Dali, Ye Fan was also stunned for a moment, not knowing what to say.
Just when the atmosphere was awkward, Zhang Wei ran back to his room in disgrace and rushed out with a samurai sword. Ye Fan quickly grabbed Zhang Wei and said: "Zhang Wei, what are you doing with a samurai sword?"
Zhang Wei said angrily: "Needless to say, I was careless just now and didn't dodge! This time I get a weapon and I will definitely wipe out that bullshit academic master training instrument!" After saying that, he ran back to 3601 from the balcony again.
After Zhang Wei came here, Dali, who was doing his homework seriously at the side, also discovered Ye Fan. He put down his homework and said to Ye Fan: "Ye Fan heard from Teacher Hu that you didn't sleep all night last night. Are you... okay?"
Ye Fan: "No...it's okay! I was actually watching...watching the meteor shower last night! Yes! The Pegasus meteor shower!"
Dali: "Meteor shower? But there should be no meteor showers in Magic City yesterday or even this month."
Ye Fan: "That's right. I had a video connection with some of my buddies last night. They watched the meteor shower in Sheshan yesterday."
Looking at Ye Fan with erratic eyes, Dali didn't believe it: "Really? But every time you lie, your eyes look exactly the same as now."
Seeing that his lie was discovered, Ye Fan said, "Well, Sao Nuo just sent me a message to ask me for a drink. I'm leaving first. You can do whatever you want." After saying that, Ye Fan hurried away in dragging his child.
go out
Looking at Ye Fan in a hurry, Dali was a little overwhelmed. He packed up his things and carried his schoolbag and returned to 3601. When he came to 3601, Dali looked at the three people who were sitting in chairs and writing homework seriously and asked: "Where is Teacher Hu?"
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"Shh! It will hear you." Curry Sauce reminded in a low voice.
Dali said confusedly: "Who?"
Curry Sauce pointed tremblingly at the academic master development instrument in front of him, but who knew that the academic master cultivation instrument was like licking a dog and said: "If an SSR-level academic master is detected, please feel free to do so."
The three of them were shocked and said: "Hmm??? Is this still possible?"
At this time, Yifei, who finally finished the phone call, came back and said, "How was it? Have you finished writing? Huh? Why is there someone missing?"
The three of them answered while handing in their homework: "Ye Fan was called by Dali, huh? No, Dali, why are you here? What about Ye Fan?"
Dali replied: "Ye Fan went out for something, but I think Ye Fan is indeed a little abnormal."
Yifei: "Oh? What happened to him?"
Dali said eloquently: "Well, his eyes are very evasive. Nine out of ten sentences are false, and there is another sentence that I don't know his logical thinking at all. Teacher Hu, do you think I was really hurt?"
Him?"
Faced with Dali's doubts, Yifei said to Zi Qiao and the others: "Since Dali has doubts, why don't we use the time between classes to change our minds and help Dali solve the problem?"
When the three of them heard that the recess time was going to be taken up, they said reluctantly: "Teacher Hu, it's wrong to take up the recess time."
"Didi, Didi, the behavior of contradicting the teacher has been detected. You have three seconds to correct it."
After hearing the warning from the academic master, the three of them immediately changed their faces and said, "But we love studying so much! How can we let go of recess time!"
Meijia immediately entered the state and said: "So Dali, are you joking about breaking up?"
Dali replied: "Who would joke about breaking up! I also wrote three plans to help Ye Fan get over his broken love, namely conversation recovery, material recovery and behavioral recovery. The contents include talking to Ye Fan, giving Zhang Wei gifts and making an appointment with Zhang Wei.
Participate in activities, in which the derivatives of conversation recovery include..."
"The above are the plans, which one do you think is better?" Dali asked.
"I prefer behavioral recovery, because it is better to do well than to say well. Oh, I actually answered it. It is the first time in my life that I am so confident!" Curry Sauce said ecstatically.
After hearing Curry Sauce's opinion, Dali continued to ask: "What do you think of Meijia?"
Meijia: "I also think it is better to take actual action, but the problem is how to take action."
Zi Qiao: "Ye Fan was not prepared on the day we broke up, so he was very hurt!"
Meijia answered: "And your report made Ye Fan feel even more hurt in his self-esteem."
Ziqiao: "The crux of the matter is..., huh? Meijia and we actually answered the questions seriously in class!"
Meijia suddenly responded and said, "And she sounded like a good student!"
At this time, the academic master also gave rare praise and said: "Congratulations, you are no longer a scumbag."
The three of them said excitedly at the same time: "Yes!"
On the other side, Dali continued to ask: "Then what is the key?"
Zi Qiao replied: "The key is how to let Ye Fan get his face back."
After listening to Zi Qiao's words, Dali thought deeply: "Since it was the wrong way to break up, let's break up again."
After hearing Dali's strange opinion, Meijia exclaimed: "Breaking up again? Do you still want to stab him?"
Seeing that Meijia misunderstood what she meant, she explained vigorously: "What I mean is to let Ye Fan break up with me once, and I will also let Ye Fan hurt my self-esteem, so that we can be even!"
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"Ah, Dali, are you kidding me? It's okay for you to let me play games with you, but I'm really not good at dating girls." Ye Fan said to Dali.
Dali replied: "I'm serious. From anime to TV series, the ways to hurt the heroine's self-esteem are the same. The hero makes an appointment with another woman, and then brings this woman to see the heroine. The degree of hurt to the heroine is the same as
The beauty of the woman the hero dates is directly proportional to it and inversely proportional to her IQ."
Chapter completed!