Chapter 76
"?" Chu Danfeng, "You got it wrong."
Hua Tingxuan: "Probably not. Junior Brother may not have noticed it just now. It was written clearly in black and red on red paper."
...What kind of oolong is this?! Chu Danfeng was greatly embarrassed. He was about to check with the two yakshas, ​​but saw that the entrance to Youquan Hall was empty. Where were the yakshas?
Hua Tingxuan suppressed his smile and tried his best to look less happy, "It should be time, let's go."
...It's very good. I don't work overtime for a minute, and I look like a regular worker.
Chu Danfeng, one big and the other big, could only hope that Hua Tingxuan was wrong and that the two yakshas did not make such stupid mistakes.
However, things went against their expectations. Early the next morning, the wedding invitation they received clearly said "a newlywed couple".
Chu Danfeng showed his majesty as a senior brother, snatched the wedding invitation from the sixth junior brother, stuffed them into his arms, and ordered him not to reveal a word. Hua Tingxuan agreed one by one, and behaved like a little sheep.
Mr. Hua thinks very clearly: 'face' is not as important as 'benefits'. No matter what outsiders think, he is the one who will marry his junior brother tonight.
Thinking of these, Hua Tingxuan couldn't help but get excited. For the first time, he didn't cling to Chu Danfeng like a big tail. Instead, he hid alone and quietly dug out the small painting.
These "painting books" were all obtained from a small shop called "Jinxiu Tower" at the foot of Shuangji Sect Mountain. The male bustard was called Qingfeng, but he was a vixen in human form. In the treasure pavilion
There is nothing else, just pictures of all kinds of fragrant and extremely gorgeous men having sex with each other.
It was his treasure for decades, but unfortunately, it was looted by the twelve-year-old Xiaohua.
Hua Tingxuan has been studying for many years and has rich theoretical knowledge. Now it is just a review before the war. Although the main purpose of the younger brother tonight is to rescue Fang Qingya, it is still a wedding ceremony after all... What if?
Chu Danfeng didn't know about his junior brother's tricks, and was telling Lin Shu'er: "Keep an eye on Li Yunyi, and don't let him run away. If you encounter people from Chunyang Island, it's better to go for it. You are single and weak, don't fight with him."
They go head-to-head."
Chu Danfeng's "old father's feelings" came back to him. He was afraid that his junior sister would be bullied, so he simply took out his mustard bag and handed it to her: "If you can't run away, there are spells and magic weapons here..."
"I know," Lin Shuer agreed one by one, and then asked, "Fifth Senior Brother, do you really want to go to the church to get married?"
Chu Danfeng: "If the matter is urgent, this is also an expedient measure."
Lin Shuer seemed to have something to say, but after hesitating for a long time without saying a complete sentence, Yulou came in at some point, leaned against the door, and said straight to the point: "Brother Chu, when you go to the bridal chamber, don't be with other women."
It’s really a fake show!”
"..." Chu Danfeng, "Of course not!"
You may not believe it, but there are no strange female nuns at all!
Just at this moment, the urging voices of the Yakshas sounded outside the door: "The auspicious time has come, the bride and groom are ready to dress up!"
Chu Danfeng was afraid that Lin Shuer and the others would find out about the "new couple", so he quickly said goodbye and left. When he went out, Hua Tingxuan was already waiting at the door.
The "wedding" in the human world, also known as the "Evening Ceremony", as the name suggests, is held at dusk. According to the rules of the Fengluo Secret Realm, the underworld wedding ceremony is held in the middle of the night, at the third watch.
So the whole day was spent preparing.
As a single person, Chu Danfeng had never understood the wedding process, but he was a little curious. Unexpectedly, he was confused about the first thing he asked when he entered Youquan Palace.
Yaksha asked: "Which of you is the bride?"
Chu Danfeng: "..."
Hua Tingxuan: "..."
Chu Danfeng said awkwardly: "We are all men."
He wanted to ask if he could correct the wrong wedding invitation, but he didn't expect Yasha to say impatiently: "You can see that I'm not blind. I'm asking, who is the bride?"
Chu Danfeng: "???We are all men, how can we be a bride?"
Yasha straightened his blue face: "Aren't we following the rules? It doesn't matter whether you are a man or a woman, just read the paperwork!"
The other Yaksha made a face: "Hey, Master, we are just working below, so don't make things difficult for us. We don't have the responsibility to sort out what is true and what is false, it's another yamen!"
This perfunctory service attitude, this familiar football talk...
Chu Danfeng couldn't help but ask: "Are you real servants seconded from the underworld?" The kind who carry iron rice bowls.
Yasha asked curiously: "How do you know?"
Chu Danfeng shook his head: "Nothing."
Yaksha: "Stop talking nonsense and choose a bride as soon as possible! Otherwise, we will not be responsible for missing the time and not being able to worship heaven and earth!"
Hua Tingxuan saw that Chu Danfeng had not spoken for a long time, and he thought: What a proud young brother, how could he be willing to pretend to be a woman? I was ignorant in the past and trampled on his dignity, but from now on I will not
Alright, if he doesn't want to do anything, he can do it for himself. If he can please Dan Feng, what's the point of pretending to be a woman?
Hua Tingxuan: "Let me be the bride."
Chu Danfeng suspected that there was something wrong with his ears: "Huh?"
Hua Tingxuan said softly and gently: "I don't care about these false courtesy."
After thinking about it, he added a little shyly: "For my little senior brother, Xuan'er is willing."
This is almost an implicit confession - 'For you, I will do anything.'
However, Chu Danfeng obviously did not understand this confession and said loudly: "I will do it! I will do it!"
I was so excited that I felt like someone had stepped on my tail.
Hua Tingxuan: "?"
Chu Danfeng cleared her throat and said to Yaksha calmly: "Excuse me, please register, I will be the bride."
Just kidding, the sixth junior brother is already a gay, how dare he let him pretend to be a woman again? If he is stuck in a female role, wouldn't it be more difficult to correct his sexual orientation?
Hua Tingxuan was still a little stunned and moved: "Little senior brother..."
Chu Danfeng waved his hand sadly: "I have made up my mind." For you, senior brother has really worked hard.
Yasha also said: "It is true that Mr. Chu is more suitable. He has red lips and white teeth. He looks like a big girl. Mr. Chu is too tall. How can he have such a tall new wife?"
As a salty fish, Chu Danfeng's greatest advantage is that he has a big heart and is very good at understanding himself. After entering Youquan Palace, he has basically accepted the fact of dressing up as a woman and summed up the advantages of dressing up as a woman.
Chu Danfeng sent a secret message to Hua Tingxuan: "The Yaksha just said that the bride and groom cannot meet before the ceremony. The people they meet go to different places. Together, we can just visit the Youquan Palace...
...We each act according to our own circumstances. If we find the 'man in the hat' or the fourth senior brother, we will crush the jade sound transmission disc and inform the other party."
Hua Tingxuan responded one by one without saying a word - ever since the young senior brother agreed to pretend to be the bride, he couldn't help but fantasize about how he would look like in women's clothing.
He had only seen Chu Danfeng dressed as a little girl by her second senior sister when she was a child. Yuxue was cute when she was a little senior brother, and there was no sense of disobedience in pretending to be a little lolita.
Now that he has become the "most beautiful woman in the Shuangji Sect", he has slim and plump muscles, and is slim and tall. What kind of style will he look like wearing women's clothes?
Hua Tingxuan was excited, but Chu Danfeng had secretly planned more than a dozen ways to rescue Fang Qingya.
The two junior brothers each had their own thoughts and entered the place where the groom and the bride were bathing, dressing, and dressing up.
Chu Danfeng was led into a single room with a dressing table and a set of fiery red phoenix crowns.
Yaksha sent the person there and was about to leave. The person who received him was a female ghost with a voluptuous figure - the reason why he recognized it as a female ghost at a glance was because the girl had no face.
"Sanniang, your face hasn't been painted yet? Hurry up, don't scare the bride." Yaksha said in a rough voice.
The female ghost snorted: "Why are you urging me! If I don't paint beautifully, how can I meet people? How many days have I been in the secret realm? The bride must have seen a lot of ghosts. She is not that timid."
Chu Danfeng's legs were almost weak from fear.
Yaksha: "I'm leaving now that I'm here."
"Go!" The painted-skinned ghost finally put the face on his face, blinked the newly attached eyes, and said in surprise: "Yo! What a handsome bride!"
"..." Chu Danfeng reluctantly held on to the dressing table to prevent her legs from weakening and sitting directly on the ground.
However, the female ghost's interest remained undiminished, circling around him, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, it would be great if you could draw this face and stick it on my face!"
Chu Danfeng swallowed and said reluctantly: "Sister, don't waste time."
"Yeah, I almost forgot about the real thing." Painted Skin Ghost said regretfully.
"Sit down and knead the noodles first."
Chu Danfeng sat obediently in front of the dressing table, but he was secretly on guard, so that if this female ghost was harmful to him, he could take action as soon as possible.
I saw two thin ropes protruding from the pale fingers of the Painted Skin Ghost. Chu Danfeng turned his wrist and found the Peach Blossom Fan in his palm. He asked warily: "What is this?"
The female ghost had never seen a monk using a folding fan as a weapon, so she was not afraid and said with a smile: "Don't you know, Master? This is the thread used to twist noodles. It seems that you really don't understand. Hahaha, it's just a shame! Twist!"
Get rid of the hair on your face, trim your forehead, sideburns, and eyebrows... Don't worry, I will dress you up beautifully and make you the most handsome bride in the room! If you open your face, you are no longer a little girl, but a married man.
Woman!"
"..."Does it mean that all ghosts are so indifferent to men and women?
Chu Danfeng struggled and said: "I am a man..."
Painted Skin Ghost: "I can see that those Yakshas are lazy again and refuse to correct their mistakes, right? Don't worry, you are not the first male bride. There is nothing to be ashamed of."
Chu Danfeng's heart moved: "Are there any other male brides this time?" What if Fang Qingya also suffered from this...
Painted Skin Ghost: "There seems to be another one. He came earlier than you. He refused to live or die while dressing up. He claimed that he was kidnapped and did not volunteer. He shouted for beatings and killings. He was very vicious. It is said that he even sent
Several yakshas helped him dress and dress."
"!!!"
Could it be Fang Qingya who was kidnapped?
Chu Danfeng asked anxiously: "Where is he?"
Painted Skin Ghost: "You want to see him? You can definitely see him when you take a bath. Now, freshen up first."
Chu Danfeng: "What bathing?"
The Painted Skin Ghost pressed him down on the soft chair, twisting his hands and twisting his hands, "Before the ceremony, all newlyweds must take a bath. Don't worry, I am a Painted Skin Ghost, and my makeup will not fade when exposed to water."
Chu Danfeng was worried about Fang Qingya's safety, and was a little absent-minded, letting the painted-skin ghost play around.
The female ghost applied powder and rouge to his face, and even used Luozidai thrush.
While melting, she mumbled: "Ah, your skin is so tender that you can pinch it out. It's moist and white, and you don't even need to apply powder... I'll trim your eyebrows a little thinner, so they look more like a girl... What a girl."
This beautiful girl, once I dress her up, she will definitely be the most gorgeous, and she will make your husband fascinated, and you will be exhausted..."
"Okay! Look in the mirror!" Painted Skin Ghost suddenly raised his voice with joy.
Chu Danfeng then recovered his thoughts, looked at the mirror as he was told, and then said "Fuck. Fuck" almost without blurting out.
Who is that beautiful woman in ancient costume in the mirror?!
Painted Skin Ghost is indeed a professional face. The face of the person in the mirror has almost no change, but no matter how you look at it, she still looks like a beautiful and charming woman. She probably won't feel out of place even if she wears the phoenix crown and harem of the newlywed bride.
"Young master, you are so handsome that you don't need to spend much time on it. You just need to trim your eyebrows and soften the lines of your facial features. What do you think?"
Chu Danfeng: "Okay..."
What a girl!!(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴
He looked at the "beautiful mother" in the mirror, and thought of having to attend the entire underworld wedding ceremony with such a face, he felt so embarrassed that he could use his toes to draw a picture of "Along the River During the Qingming Festival", if his fellow disciples recognized it.
, I don’t dare to see anyone anymore.
The Painted Skin Ghost was quite satisfied with his "work" and took out another set of bathrobes, "Put on this, and a headless ghost will take you to bathe in a while - only they won't peek at the bride. Men and women are not allowed to kiss each other, so the slave family
Just go out first."
After the Painted Skin Ghost finished speaking, he twisted his waist and floated out of the "dressing room" - without opening the door, he walked through the wall.
As soon as the female ghost left, Chu Danfeng felt less afraid. While taking off his robe, he quietly used a magic technique to hide the peach blossom fan.
Naturally, it is inconvenient to carry a magic weapon when taking a bath, but his bamboo-bone peach blossom fan has been tempered by the spirit of the weapon. It is not an extraordinary item. As long as Chu Danfeng has a thought, he can instantly return to his master even if he is thousands of miles away.
Chu Danfeng took off his clothes and couldn't help but look in the mirror.
...Probably because of the cauldron body, the skin and flesh on this body are white and tender. If you don't look at Yima Pingchuan's breasts, coupled with today's makeup, she really looks like a girl.
Chu Danfeng's mouth twitched and he raised his hand...
"Hey, don't wipe it off! It took a lot of effort to apply makeup!"
The painted-skinned ghost who said "men and women are not allowed to have sex" floated in just in time, scaring Chu Danfeng so much that he picked up his bathrobe and wrapped it around himself.
...Fuck, with this reaction, I feel even more effeminate!
Anyway, I put on my bathrobe and followed the headless ghost to the bathing hall.
Along the way, there were some distant sounds mixed with the muted sounds of silk and bamboo. "As soon as the hijab is lifted, there will be disaster."
At this time, the underworld wedding ceremony has not yet begun, and I don’t know where the sound came from, but there is only a headless ghost silently leading the way. It has no eyes or mouth, so it is impossible to communicate at all.
Chu Danfeng arrived at the destination with doubts.
The soup pool was filled with mist, and the figures of several women could be seen vaguely. They were all washing together!
However, the volcanic rocks in the pool are rugged and separate some small spaces, which still allows for some privacy.
The headless ghost waved its arms silently, urging Chu Danfeng to go down.
Chu Danfeng hesitated for a long time, but still thought that Fang Qingya might be inside, gritted his teeth, put on his clothes and jumped in.
He acted like a gentleman and refused to look at the female nuns bathing naked, but he wanted to find his fourth senior brother. He was in a dilemma, so he hid in a small patch of rocks and paced back and forth, making the sound of water.
Perhaps the sound of water attracted people, and a somewhat familiar female voice asked: "Is there anyone there? Great! Sister, can you help me?"
Chu Danfeng didn't dare to answer, and jumped back into the hot spring with a pop.
"Sister? I saw you." This voice became more and more familiar.
"!!!" Chu Danfeng remembered, isn't this the Harley Quinn from Bixia Pavilion before?
At the same time, the Painted Skin Ghost floated to the other end of Youquan Hall, where the grooms changed their clothes.
She pressed the paperwork and found Hua Tingxuan: "Yes, it's you! I just finished cleaning it up for you. Madam, now it's your turn. Don't tell me, although you, Madam, are a man, you look so handsome, with that little face,
Those perky buttocks, those long legs, so white..."
Unfortunately, before Painted Skin Ghost could finish his sigh, a big hand pinched his neck.
Mr. Hua said sadly: "You looked at it very carefully."
The Painted Skin Ghost is a spirit body and does not need to breathe, but Hua Tingxuan's hands were scorching with yang energy, which made her scream repeatedly: "I don't dare, I don't dare! Please forgive me, I have to rush back to comb your wife's hair."
Changing clothes."
Hua Tingxuan then slowly let go of her and asked casually: "What is he doing now?"
The painted-skinned ghost said honestly: "I've probably reached the hot spring pool by now. All the brides are in a hot spring pool, meeting each other frankly."
Before he finished speaking, his neck was strangled again.
Chapter completed!