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Chapter 2 The bloody case caused by a button

Li Huan's consciousness was confused because he didn't know how long it took for him to wake up.

He just felt that after he pressed the switch, his consciousness seemed to be crushed into a ball by a pair of super big hands and thrown into a trash can like garbage.

No, it should be said that it was a washing machine. His consciousness was the same as the clothes put into the washing machine. It kept spinning and spinning, and then was drained in an instant! Li Huan no longer knew how to describe that feeling. He

I feel that if his consciousness had a human body, then all the intestines in his body would have been ripped out at that moment, and there would be no bleeding.

Phew, the Chinese characters are still broad and profound. This kind of unspeakable pain can be described by Li Huan. The master of the motherland competes high!

Then after being baptized by the washing machine, Li Huan, no, it was Li Huan’s consciousness, and felt that his whole body was clear. Well, his consciousness had been washed clean and could no longer be stained. X﹏X. "Old driver also saves

You can't help me." Li Huan thought to himself.

Li Huan was thrown out of the washing machine. After! After! After! After saying important things three times, a giant hand in the dark quickly stretched out, its thumb and index finger pressed Li Huan's head, pointing with four fingers.

Finally, they joined together and grasped Li Huan's limbs, and caught Li Huan. (For specific postures, please refer to the part about Journey to the West and Guanyin catching Wukong)

"Your uncle," Li Huan couldn't help but curse, "You're still here, you just came out of the washing machine =_=." Li Huan burst into tears, if he could shed them.

Li Huan then felt what despair meant. It turns out that after God closes a door for you, he may not necessarily open a window for you. He may also open the sewer for you and use the door to trap your head.

He was about to die, he was about to die, and Li Huan had no love left. Because it was no longer a big hand, but a pair of big hands stretching out and pulling Li Huan's body. Li Huan's consciousness disappeared again, and his last thought was: "

It turns out that you didn’t use two hands to catch me because you were hiding here. Now I can grow taller!”

Li Huan died, the whole book is finished, the finale is gg.

That was impossible. Li Huan could no longer feel the big hands playing with his body. Those hands were just a symbolic pull. The hand was like pulling a zipper, tearing a hole and leaking out a pure white space.

, and then Li Huan's body was thrown into that space as if he was disgusted.

As soon as Li Huan's body disappeared, the white space was automatically zipped up and disappeared. The big hands also slowly dimmed in the darkness. What was left there was only endless darkness, and there was no other object except black. Everything seemed to be in chaos.

It happened in the middle and ended suddenly.

Well, don't forget our pig's feet. The moment he was thrown into space, he finally woke up.

"Where is this?" This is the first thought of every protagonist when they come to another world. But for Li Huan, his thought is not this, "but damn, it's finally over."

Li Huan slowed down and slowly opened his eyes. What came into his eyes was white, nothingness, nothing. "Zhou Cao, your uncle, I have experienced such pain and nothing, at least give me a

A big gift package for newbies, benefits for time travellers, etc." Li Huan stared at the white field in front of him with his eyes wide open, and said angrily.

"Vital reaction detected, scan"

"Scan completed, proceed to settings"

"Setup failed, reset again"

"Continue setting, but it still failed."

"The living body lacks essence"

"Setting again, still failed"

"Detection of poor reaction in living body, abandon setting"

"Detect D-kappa in living bodies and perform set-up enhancement"

"Select a living body, use D Kappa to strengthen 1-10"

Li Huan had just finished cursing when these words suddenly appeared in his mind. Li Huan was confused. He looked at the vast white field. "Mom, where am I!!!" Li Huan shouted.

"Choose living body, strengthen 1-10"

"Your uncle, you want me to choose, right? Of course it's 10. You must choose the biggest one. The Great Sage Qitian has taught us that we must choose the one with the most." Li Huan said angrily.

"Living body selection maximum D kappa enhancement"

"D Kappa strengthening is completed, and the living body will be transferred."

"Entering the transmission begins, the living body is ready"

"Get ready! Get a furry ball ready. From the time you said the first sentence to now, it hasn't even lasted five seconds. Apart from opening my eyes and saying a sentence, what else have I done!" Li Huan burst into tears again.

Complain.

"Again? Ever since I came here, I have never forgotten to complain. This is a disease that must be cured. Without medicine, it will cause problems." Li Huan complained again.

Okay, after the rants it was time for serious analysis. Li Huan took advantage of the fact that this thing was still alive and was ready to collect his thoughts.

What this thing said in its head was not Chinese characters, but I could understand it, and I just answered it in Chinese, and it was successful.

Explaining that he has his own time traveler system, "the whole universe speaks Chinese, and the whole dimension uses Chinese." There is nothing wrong with me.

The settings just failed all the time, lack of quality, what is this thing, a wooden chicken. It must be very important to remember, the settings failed three times.

Then there is D Kappa from another village, probably another transliteration. Chinese characters are really broad and profound, and I once again give my motherland a big thumbs up.

D Kappa can be used to enhance, but I can’t figure out exactly what it is, because I don’t feel that cool and awesome at all. I ignore it, and I may not feel it until later. After all, it is a 10 enhancement, well,

It should mean 10 times.

There was also a bad reaction, probably because I scolded it and ignored it.

Well, that's basically it, things worth sorting out.

Then the most important question for me is whether the physical body is also pierced, or the consciousness is piercing it!!! Whether it is the washing machine experience or being stretched, it seems that only the consciousness can go through it.

But now? Li Huan looked at his body, it still smelled familiar, it still looked familiar, it still looked so slim, and when he looked up, he still had 6-pack abs. Hold the grass!!! 6-pack abs!!! Something was wrong.

.As Li Huan covered his body, he was of course focusing on the key points. Then Li Huan was given a yellow card.

"Warning, please return to the standard position if you are alive, otherwise irreparable damage will be done."

Irreversible? Li Huan looked at the thing under the six-pack abs, the baby being covered by his hands. Let go! Let go! Dear baby!

Li Huan had a beeping # expression on his face, and at the same time he said an untranslatable word: "#*&."

Desperately let go of your hands, then put your hands down, stand upright, look straight ahead; stand with your feet side by side, toes facing forward; upper limbs hanging on both sides of the trunk, palms facing forward (thumbs on the outside).

"Fortunately, I have also received military training, so I can still do this. No, there is something wrong. Now I am..."

"Goodbye, my integrity, goodbye, my body, and finally Ade, my first naked teleportation." X﹏X Li Huan said, already on the verge of tears.

"Ready, send"

"Your uncle," Li Huan realized for the third time today, "I'm obviously ready, but you still have to finish and hold the grass."
Chapter completed!
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