After another exchange with the two young cross talk actors, Su Butong went back. A few days later, he and Fan Ming officially recorded the cross talk. This year, Zhan Long wanted to have a holiday like last year, but he didn't

I wonder if the rewards this year are a bit too strong. Everyone is very motivated to work, and many people bring their family members over to celebrate the New Year.

This year, these Zhanlong employees have straightened their backs in front of their families. Many people think that the company is not an iron rice bowl, but Su Butong told them with facts, in fact, this is more eye-catching than the iron rice bowl.

So on the New Year's Eve, Zhanlong Canteen was even busier than usual.

Many people crowded together to make dumplings and prepare to wait for the Spring Festival Gala program to start.

Everyone was watching TV, waiting for the cross talk between Su Butong and Fan Ming.

"Aunt Chu, please eat more of today's food..."

"Uncle Jiang, your son's performance this year is beyond words!" Su Butong shuttled in front of parents, praising their sons.

In front of the stingy man's wife, Su Butong followed the previous arrangement and gave her the first grand prize that night.

Her wife looked at the big red envelope worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in disbelief, and pulled her husband's shoulders excitedly.

This arrangement is something that everyone knows but has not revealed.

Su Butong was not idle either, coping with the toasts of heroes from all walks of life. He drank until his tongue was a little big.

When it was almost 9 o'clock, Su Butong and Fan Ming's cross talk came on stage.

The two of them were dressed in black robes and mandarin jackets and bowed to the audience.

Everyone found it novel, because nowadays it is fashionable to wear suits when doing cross talk, but this pair only wore traditional clothes when doing cross talk.

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Su Hefan: Happy New Year to everyone.

Su: After graduation, I didn’t pursue my original major.

Fan: What major should I study?

Su: What I studied at the College of Liberal Arts was the repair of imported excavators.

Fan: Why don’t I learn to drive a walking tractor?

Su: This may be the second major

Fan: Where is this major available? Is it possible to study it in a liberal arts college? Why don’t I go to Lanxiang Technical School?

The whole room burst into laughter.

The little joke at the beginning immediately made people laugh so much. Zhan Long's group stopped drinking and just stared at Su Butong's cross talk.

This Su Butong is bad, he wanted to continue arranging Fan Ming. But Fan Ming was not fooled, and drove Su Butong back to the topic. He asked Su Butong what books he had read recently.

Su Budong said: I also read serious scriptures and a dictionary of idioms.

Fan: Idioms are the essence of Chinese culture

Su: When I was young, I was the representative of the idiom class.

Fan: That’s the Chinese class representative. No school offers idiom classes specifically.

Su: I have learned this thing, I have learned many things. How can I be a teacher for a day and a father for a lifetime? Carving a boat for a sword...

Fan: Do you know all this?

Su: Thousands of armies, thousands of horses galloping, Foolish Old Man Moves the Mountains, I like Foolish Old Man Moves the Mountains

Fan: Do you like the spirit here?

Su: Is this a kind of spirit?

Fan: The spirit of Yu Gong!

Sue:Have you heard of this story?

Fan: Who doesn’t know this story?

Su: There is a foolish old man who is not a fisherman. There is a foolish old man who is digging in the mountains when he has nothing to do. He is digging!

Su Butong described Yu Gong as an old farmer, and everyone in the company laughed again.

Fan: Hey, wait a minute, this Yugong turned into a pangolin, right?

Su: What's the matter with pangolins?

Fan: If Foolish Old Man can move a mountain, you have to take someone with him!

Su: Anyway, it was just digging the mountains. Later, a wise old man advised him, stop digging, there will be endless digging. There are two big mountains, Fanwu and Taihang. Yu Gong said it’s okay, I can’t finish digging, my son can’t finish digging my son, and my grandson can’t be finished.

You can't finish digging your grandson, and you can't finish digging your great-grandson. Anyway, your descendants will always finish digging. This spirit moved the Jade Emperor and sent two yellow scarf warriors down to move Fanwu and Taihang away.

Fan:The mountains have moved away

Su: Good guy, it suddenly becomes clear when you walk around, and the TV signal is full immediately!

Fan: Why is there a TV here?

This burden is very clever. Nowadays, people who have TVs at home are suffering from TV signals. They often need to keep fiddling with the TV antenna, otherwise it is easy to lose the reception. This move makes the TV signal full.

This thing makes people laugh so hard.

Su Butong continued: The mountain was moved. It turned out that there were two monsters under the mountain - a snake spirit and a scorpion spirit. Fortunately, the old man had a colorful gourd seed. He planted it in the cave and ate it in the cave to grow.

It produced seven gourds and seven children. Some could spit water and some could breathe fire. Later, they subdued the snake spirit and the scorpion spirit, and later lived in seclusion in the forest. There was a foreign princess who she offended. I don’t know who she offended.

, hiding in the hut where they lived. Later, the stepmother of this princess came over and turned into an old lady buying an apple. The princess took a bite and died, leaving half of it. Jobs took it away. Do you know this story?

How thoroughly I learned!

Fan: Are you kidding? You just said this is called Yu Gong Yishan? I’m a little confused...

Su: What's the matter?

Fan: Let me calm down. I will think about it later. Yugong is Calabash Baby’s grandfather. After Calabash Child immigrated, he became the seven dwarfs. Steve Jobs had a master named Snow White?

Su: Look how clear you are

Fan: I understand what I have to deal with!

Su: What’s wrong!

Fan: This is all your mess!

The whole audience laughed even louder. Su Butong's heresy almost drove everyone away. Yu Gong is Calabash Baby's grandfather, and Calabash Baby immigrated into seven dwarfs. This part is so funny that it makes me laugh.

People can't help laughing.

Especially the combination of Chinese and Western elements makes people immediately know where the laughter lies.

Unlike the young people of later generations who know Steve Jobs because of the iPhone series, in this era of opening up the world, many people know Apple Computer Company, which was founded in 1976, from magazines, and they also know Steve Jobs's name.

The Apple Lisa computer in 1983 was the world's first personal computer that combined a graphical user interface and a mouse. Lisa was an epoch-making computer. It can be said that without Lisa, there would be no Matosh. It had a 16-bit CPU, mouse,

It has a hard drive, an operating system that supports a graphical user interface and multitasking, and is randomly bundled with 7 commercial software. However, this computer has a low market reputation and is regarded as one of Apple's worst products. Also because of this incident,

To lay the groundwork for Jobs' departure from Apple in the fall of 1985, Jobs founded ER after selling his shares in Apple. Soon after, the Windows 95 system was born, and Apple's market share plummeted, making it difficult to compete with Microsoft.

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Su: I also like to watch Jingwei's Reclamation of the Sea. Do you know why it is reclamation?

Fan:Why?

Su: Big traitor, just pull them over and fill the sea. You know, float it up and press it down. Float it up and press it down. Float it up and press it down. I like to see this thing about national integrity!

Fan: What kind of national integrity! Is there any national integrity here?

Su: What's the matter?

Fan: Jingwei’s reclamation means that Wang Jingwei was reclaimed from the sea?

Su: Otherwise? It’s just reclamation.

Pfft, a lot of people eating at the Zhanlong Canteen spit out their drinks. Well, co-authoring Jingwei's reclamation means pulling Wang Jingwei's reclamation? Where did you read the idiom book? Why don't we know?

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Su: I also remember other stories.

Fan: What else do you know?

Su: The widow chases the sun. What is the story of the widow chasing the sun?

Fan: I know this story

Su:Did you know

Fan: Hey~ Wang Jingwei was a traitor. After his death, his wife Chen Bijun became a widow. She had no way to live and went to Japan - Widow Chai Ri

Su: Look at this academic context

Fan: What is my academic background?

Su: Didn’t you sort this out?
To be continued...