289. The end of the first game(1/2)
When Su Budong and Fan Ming came out, the audience gave the warmest applause.
After Su Budong was replaced, the crosstalk of Fan Jinglei and Zhou Guanglong was below. The typhoons of these two people have been very stable, both inheriting the past and starting the future.
Fan Jinglei: Su Budong and Fan Ming’s crosstalk were so good just now.
Zhou Guanglong: The audience loves listening.
Fan: Everyone loves us very much.
Zhou: What?
Fan: Let's stand on the stage and everyone left.
When Lao Mi and other audiences heard this, they wanted to go out to the bathroom? The crosstalk has been going on for an hour and a half since the beginning of the show. Most viewers are not that good at heart and can hold it to the last crosstalk.
Fan: Yafen, don’t leave!
The audience was very happy. Many of these people have watched Japanese action movies. They are familiar with this line and they all know what it means.
They were all laughing again.
The Marquis of Shilin off the stage was almost angry when he heard this. What does it mean that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked? This trend was caused by Su Budong. It is difficult to lead the team down. He had to seize the opportunity to talk about Su Budong.
Fan: Let me tell you a joke. After all, everyone has been sitting here since 7 o'clock, and it takes a long time, so it is normal to go to the toilet.
Zhou: Yes.
Fan: Everyone needs to relax and take a break.
Zhou: Yes.
Fan: The funny guy who just said crosstalk was my uncle.
Zhou: Yes.
Fan: He said that crosstalk is very hard and he has to rest in the backstage, so our performance period is the time for the audience to go to the toilet and Su Budong to drink water.
Laughing.
Su Budong happened to be drinking water in the backstage. Fan Jinglei made all the water in his mouth with one sentence, and sprayed Fan Ming's face.
"That's how your family is talking about crosstalk?" Su Budong said angrily.
"Young master, don't you also spray my face with water? What am I? The rain and dew scattered by the audience?" Fan Ming whispered in his heart.
"It's over. It's hard to lead the team. Fan Jinglei is so good that he is also a child. Su Budong has been damaged. Why are he so dirty tonight?" Shilin stomped his feet in anger.
But Mr. Guo was open-minded: "What's the matter? Didn't we say it when we were young? If we didn't say it, there would be no food to eat. And if you come out for a show, you don't lose your reputation."
After hearing Mr. Guo's words, "This is reasonable. Lao Guo, when did you become so philosophical?"
Mr. Guo said angrily: "Start with Su Budong and FKING!"
Shilin Hou thought for a while and said, "I have an idea."
"you say."
"Originally our original joke was "Selling Sleeping Tickets". Do you dare to play a little bigger one?"
"Let's change jokes, too?"
"Ah?" Mr. Guo's chin was almost shocked, "What should we say if we change it?"
After Fan Jinglei and Zhou Guanglong finished talking, it was Shilin Hou and Mr. Guo’s turn.
As soon as the two old men came on stage, the audience applauded.
Because these two old people are too old, Americans generally call this kind of artist: "great master", which means master or master.
What are these two people talking about when they come to the stage? It is called "Drunk". This is a joke created by Shilin Hou after liberation. It has a very rich connotation. It can be said that the image portrays the drunken man after he is drunk. Drunk is originally an ugly thing, but Shilin Hou's drunken jokes make ugly people not ugly, and use beautiful things to contrast with ugly things, which improves the appeal of crosstalk itself.
Hou: Can you drink?
Guo: What are you doing?
Hou: I treat you. I invite you to drink.
Guo: This person has good intentions.
Hou: How much wine can you drink in one meal?
Guo: Oh, I can only drink four taels.
Hou: Four taels? I'll invite you one pound.
Guo: Why do I drink that much?
Hou: Drink more.
Guo: Alas, I get drunk if I drink too much.
Hou: OK.
Guo: Is it okay to be drunk?
Hou: I love to see drunks the most.
Shilin Hou and Mr. Guo pointed out the theme in just a few sentences. Su Budong listened in the backstage and had to sigh at the ability of the old artist. This was drunk. He performed this joke with his friends in his previous life, which was considered a crosstalk that pulled him into the door. However, at that time, he could only memorize the lyrics and memorize the lyrics intact. However, such crosstalk that could only memorize lyrics can only be called a "student" rather than a performer. A good crosstalk performer uses the original lines as the skeleton, integrating his own form and techniques into the work, so that the work has its own characteristic style.
For example, the joke "Drunk" made Su Budong say that he and Shilinhou have a completely different feeling.
Guo: Ah, what's this?
Hou: Experience life.
Guo: Oh, look at this drunkard to experience life.
Hou: Look, it’s interesting that you’re drunk.
Guo: Yes?
Hou: Alas, there are all kinds of things.
Guo: By the way, there are all kinds of looks.
Hou: Some people sleep when they get drunk.
Guo: Oh, it's better to sleep.
Hou: This is the best.
Guo: Alas.
Hou: I got drunk and didn't say anything, so I looked for a side to stop and fell asleep.
Guo: No disaster or trouble.
Hou: Some people are drunk, but they are still happy.
Guo: Oh, still happy?
Hou: Look at anything Coke.
Guo: Yes.
Hou: "Hehe, look at this person--interesting--"
Guo: I was happy to see what I saw?
Hou: "Hey...hey...hey, this person has a nose!"
Guo: How fresh!
Hou: Isn’t this new?
Guo: Isn’t that true?
Hou: That's it.
There are many drunkards among the Americans. When they heard Shilin Hou's vivid performance, they laughed out loud. Many of them really understood that Shilin Hou's humor was not on the same level as the performers in front of them. His humor was more "high-end" and something that could resonate deep in the heart.
Hou: The two of them were drinking together, and they were both drunk.
Guo: How about it?
Hou: Look, the two of them are blowing each other.
Guo: Oh, the two of them brag.
Hou: No one admits that anyone is drunk.
Guo: Yes.
Hou: "I see you...you...you can't do this wine!"
Guo: Oh, it won’t work.
Hou: "Drink two more drinks and you'll be drunk!"
Guo: Yes, what about that?
Hou: "It's okay for me to see."
Guo: It's okay for him.
To be continued...