The uncle who lived next door to me was often beaten and often complained. Until one day, when I was doing homework at home, I heard a conversation between him and my mother outside the window: "Sister-in-law, the uncle who lives next door to me has a lot to do with it.

I have counted all the cucumbers, and I have applied the medicine. If there is one less cucumber, I will go to Zhao Xiaolong to settle the account..." I have counted all kinds of melons and fruits in the vegetable fields of every family in the Yueyang Brigade.

You've counted all your vegetable plots, right? If there's one missing, you still have to settle the account with me, right?

When I went to school the next morning, I stopped by to "take care" of my uncle's vegetable patch. I bit off half of all the cucumbers as thick as my thumb on the cucumber stand, and the remaining half was hanging on top. There were not many cucumbers. Let me see how you find them.

I settled the account! When I got home that night, I heard my mother say: Did you do the cucumbers in your uncle's vegetable field? He, a "huangpo", sells "cucumbers" really fast...

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At that time, almost every house in the countryside had a manure pit for making organic fertilizer. My uncle's house and my house were side by side, with an alley in the middle. There was a large latrine behind the house in the north of the alley, and a little further behind was a lush mulberry tree.

Tian (everyone in that village raises mulberry silkworms), my hated uncle has a habit every morning: he likes to squat in the pit behind and defecate early every morning. Because he also gets up early, he is often

When I got up to make breakfast, I saw him bump into me. When I thought that the opportunity to retaliate against him had come, I first sneaked from the north side to the depths of the mulberry field to make some noise, pretending to be a ghost to scare him, but I didn't know that he was not fooled at all, and still

He started humming a little tune (later, when he grew up, he realized that it was called courage), so he decided to play tricks on him in another way. While making breakfast in the morning, he sneaked into the mulberry field at dawn and went back to where he was squatting.

I picked up the biggest stone I could move nearby, and tiptoed slowly to the edge of the big pit where he was squatting. I threw it with all my strength into the pit where he was squatting, and then I couldn't care less about it.

He quickly took off his legs and ran in the opposite direction, only to hear a "plop" behind him, splashing all over his butt. Then you heard the exciting scream: "Ouch..." "You"
Chapter completed!