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At 7:55, the audience in the audience had been eagerly waiting for their Brother Tao.

Just when the audience sitting on the ground in the front row felt their buttocks hurt.

Only then did Lu Yuanhang and Lezi wander onto the stage.

"Brother Tao!"

"Finally here!"

"If you don't come, I'm going to overturn the stage."

"…………"

Lu Yuanhang smiled, looked at the chaotic audience and said:

"The one who is planning to overthrow the throne has gone too far!"

The audience smiled knowingly.

Amid laughter, Lu Yuanhang and Lezi entered the stage one after another and stood on the stage.

He raised his hand and stroked Lezi's head twice, untied the rope behind Lezi's neck in a serious manner, and looked at the audience with contentment:

"Are you watching? If you really dare to offend me, I will untie the chain and let him bite you."

Then Doulezi said loudly:

"Come on, call twice to dampen his spirit!"

The audience burst into laughter again, and some even spoke directly

"This Brother Tao is so bad!"

"But I like it!"

"…………"

Lezi pushed Lu Yuanhang and said angrily:

"Go! Don't talk nonsense, no! You are the dog!"

Lu Yuanhang waved his hand and smiled:

"Hello everyone, I am a crosstalk actor from our Deyun Club in Beijing. My name is Lu Jiuhang! Today I will bring you a crosstalk "Da Shang Shou", which is not well told. Please bear with me."

As soon as I said this, someone in the audience started shouting

"Brother Tao!"

"Your name is Brother Taoer!"

"Well, I even forgot what I should be called!"

"…………"

Lu Yuanhang casually pressed his hand, and when the audience's enthusiasm gradually subsided, he continued:

"I am a primary school student in the cross talk world and I am not famous."

It was only here that Lezi interrupted:

"You are so humble!"

Lu Yuanhang waved his hand, pointed at Lezi and continued:

"There is no comparison with this teacher."

Lezi innocently said: "Me?"

Lu Yuanhang continued:

"This teacher's name is Xiao Xiaole!"

Lezi nodded: "Yes"

The audience fell into silence, waiting for Lu Yuanhang to continue.

Lu Yuanhang was silent for less than a second and said with a stern expression:

"Did you see it? It's not famous either!"

Fun and helpless:

"Yeah, we don't have much fame."

Lu Yuanhang retracted his hands, with a sly smile on his face, and his body kept swaying:

"Hehehe~ This way I feel much more balanced."

The amused audience chuckled again.

Lu Yuanhang started to shoulder the burden again:

"We, young actors, are not famous. We usually don't want to give up food or clothing. We can't make much money in a month."

Lezi said: "Then tell me how much you earn per person?"

Lu Yuanhang lowered his head: "I'm embarrassed to say..."

Lezi consoled him: "It's okay, just say it."

Lu Yuanhang was shy, stretched out a finger and said:

"Less than ten thousand!"

Everyone in the audience booed! Isn’t this too little?!

Lezi also opened his eyes wide:

"Hey! That's a lot!"

Lu Yuanhang glanced at him with disgust:

"That's more?"

Lezi was not happy anymore and pinched his waist with both hands:

"Then tell me how much your salary is?!"

Lu Yuanhang felt aggrieved and said:

"two thousand."

All the audience in the audience burst into laughter.

Lezi was also shocked:

"You call two thousand less than ten thousand!"

Lu Yuanhang asked with a serious face:

"Is it ten thousand?"

Lezi was confused by the rhetorical question.

The audience all applauded and laughed

After reacting, Lezi faced the audience and pointed at the landing channel with a look of disgust:

"Look at how cheap this guy looks."

Then he curled his lips and said, imitating a landing on a long voyage: "Has it reached 10,000 yet?"

Then he said to Lu Yuanhang as if he had reacted: "Huh? It's really not there yet!"

This time the audience laughed even more happily, and were all amused by Lezi's series of operations!

Even the audience who came specifically to hear Brother Tao sing the Five Rings were mesmerized.

Put the song of the Five Rings out of your mind for the time being and listen to the two people talking about cross talk.

Lu Yuanhang asked Lezi: "You hang out with your master all day long, how much do you think you make per month?"

Lezi said confidently: "Less than 100 million!"

The audience had just finished laughing when they encountered a problem, which made them so angry that they almost burst out laughing!

This is so funny!

Lu Yuanhang waved his hand and said impatiently: "Don't play with me like this! Just say a thousand or so!"

Lezi faced the audience and said quickly:

"Hey, one thousand and five~"

The audience laughed even harder! They applauded one after another. This was a round of applause for the fun.

Lu Yuanhang looked unbelieving and asked again:

"Oh! How much?"

Lezidao affirmed: "One thousand and five!"
To be continued...