After drinking the water, Lu Yuanhang lay on the sofa, looking paralyzed, and groaned comfortably.

Lezi then went to find a bowl to get some water and drank it slowly.

"I'm so exhausted!"

Lu Yuanhang slumped on the sofa, squinted his eyes slightly, and breathed a deep sigh of relief.

"tired?"

Lezi is a little confused.

I usually practice basic skills by myself, which lasts three to four hours at a time.

I have been on stage for less than three hours now, and I don't feel tired at all. My legs are just a little sore and my throat is a little dry, but it's nothing serious.

"Aren't you tired?"

Lu Yuanhang was stabbed in the heart.

"well enough."

Lezi found a chair and sat on it.

"Usually, I have to stand there and practice for five or six hours a day to practice basic skills. If there is anything wrong, my master will just give me a whip. I don't even dare to say I'm tired. I'm used to it now."

Lezi looked indifferent, picked up the cup and took another sip.

livestock...

Lu Yuanhang punched his stiff calves.

"Brother, how many years have you not practiced basic skills?"

Lezi didn't understand why Lu Yuanhang was so tired, but he was relieved. After all, Lu Yuanhang said that he was really good at cross talk! It's okay to be a little slack in basic skills...

Lu Yuanhang rolled his eyes, basic skills? What is that? Brother, I have never heard of basic skills!

"It's been a few years!"

Lu Yuanhang looked troubled and his mind was a little distracted. What are the basic skills of cross talk?

Performance? It's quite similar to following the people in the pictures in your mind where you need to perform.

Voice? With my body, I am a top student at the conservatory!

Guankou, jingle? This does need to be practiced all the time, but you have it in your mind, and you don’t need to memorize it all the time. You can use it on stage just by groping around!

Allegro? Well, this really requires practice. I don’t know how to play Allegro.

Taiping lyrics? Stop making trouble!

Taiping Lyrics: No one in this world knows how to sing it except you! What you sing is what others have to practice according to you!

"Brother, you have a good voice. Try putting a piece of pear in your mouth when you sleep at night. If you spit it out in the morning, it will be black if you keep it."

Let's just talk to Lu Yuanhang casually.

"Why?"

Lu Yuanhang was a little confused. What else could he say?

"It's all lung fire!" Le said matter-of-factly.

"Then why haven't I seen you suck it?"

Lu Yuanhang looked at the fun suspiciously.

This guy doesn't even think about it. At night, he only cares about reading genuine novels and voting for recommendations. He doesn't go to bed until midnight and doesn't get up until seven or eight in the morning. You saw a fart.

"I sucked it! I put it in my mouth when I was lying on the bed with my eyes closed to sleep. As soon as I got up, I vomited it into the trash can!"

Lezi was too embarrassed to tell Lu Yuanhang.

"Oh! You vomited those black things in the trash can!" Lu Yuanhang was shocked.

"Yes!" Lezi nodded matter-of-factly.

"That thing is Sydney!"

Lu Yuanhang continued to be shocked.

"Yes!"

It's not much fun, it's been seven or eight years, and it's not that strange.

"Then you're so angry... you're not small!" Lu Yuanhang suddenly opened his mouth and laughed.

"Haha" Lezi drank some water and smiled.

Lu Yuanhang: “…………”

Lu Yuanhang and Lezi chatted with each other.

On the stage, brothers Guan Jiuliang and Wang Jiuling were completely surprised.

That's right, it's a surprise. After so many years, I finally experienced cross talk so easily again!

This group of audiences is really admiring!

It doesn’t matter whether the burden is fun or not, the audience just laughs to save face.

Any movement made by the audience would give it a thumbs up!

Every look in his eyes made the audience laugh out loud!

The cross talk between the two elders this time was so relaxed and unrestrained.

What's going on? Others don't know, but these two old men who have stood on stage for decades are like mirrors in their hearts.

This group of audiences already has a sense of belonging to the stage of our Deyunshe theater.

To put it more clearly, I am a die-hard fan!

How many years has it been since anyone praised cross talk so much? The memories of Guan Jiuliang and Wang Jiuling are a little blurry.

This time, the two old men tried their best and threw all the good baggage they had accumulated for decades behind the stage.

The harvest is also huge!

"Your uncle will always be your uncle!"

"These two old men are amazing!"

"What should I do if they just say something and I want to laugh!"

"I can't do it anymore. I'm almost exhausted from laughing."

"If you want to lose weight, come to Deyun and lose twenty pounds easily."

"Nah, if I do it a few more times, my abdominal muscles will come out."

This is not only the voice of these viewers, but also what the two comedians should gain!

After Guan Jiuliang and Wang Jiuling finished their cross talk, they bowed to the audience.

Then the two of them did not choose to leave the stage. Guan Jiuliang stood on the stage and directly took the microphone and shouted to the backstage:

"Those two inside, come out!"

This sentence completely ignited the audience! Everyone cheered: "Brother Taoer! Brother Tao!"

There are also those who shout Lezi: "Xiaoxiaole! Xiaoxiaole!"

Lu Yuanhang and Lezi, who were backstage, were immediately stunned.

"Brother, it seems like the old man is calling us!"

Lezi's expression was a little uncertain.

"Fuck! It's true! The audience is also shouting, go on stage quickly!"

Lu Yuanhang hurriedly arranged his coat, buttoning it, and walked to the stage.

Fun followed closely behind.

Lu Yuanhang hurriedly walked to the stage and had just finished buttoning his coat.

This book is nothing, but by chance, Lezi lifted his pants...

Ouch! Guan Jiuliang and Wang Jiuling were so shocked that they couldn't even speak.

"What are you two...?"

Guan Jiuliang almost stopped laughing.

Wang Jiuling also chatted with him, his face full of disbelief:

"Beast!"

The audience was laughing so hard that they wanted to lift the roof of the small theater off the roof. One wave after another and they couldn't stop at all.

Such an explosive baggage really caught the audience a little off guard, and they all wondered if what they were watching was a cross talk.

I have never seen this kind of baggage when watching talk show sketches on TV.
To be continued...