As Lu Yuanhang's performance continued, his performance got better and better, becoming more and more vivid. The audience in the audience also enjoyed watching it. From time to time, several little girls would come out and shout loudly: Husband.

But these cannot affect Lu Yuanhang.

On the stage, Lu Yuanhang imitated his uncle: "Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming to see my nephew, thank you all, there is boiling water here, and there is bread here." After saying this, he looked up at a random person:

"You can't handle your cough. There's cold medicine here..."

Lu Yuanhang continued: "A young man came over and asked, uncle, do you have any band-aids here?" Then he followed his uncle's example: "Yes, yes, what's the matter, young man?"

"My mother vomited blood." Lu Yuanhang finished.

Lezi looked confused: "Huh??"

"Take it back!" Lu Yuanhang grabbed the band-aid, "What's going on?"

"Aren't you in a hurry? You can't buy a ticket." Lu Yuanhang imitated the young man. After that, Lu Yuanhang imitated his uncle: "Why are you anxious? Young man, it's not appropriate to be in such a big hurry. There will be rice cakes."

"

"Hey, why is there an old man here?" Lu Yuanhang continued to imitate his uncle: "You are so old at first glance, and you poke your beard and stare, who are you?"

"**." Lu Yuanhang looked confused.

Lezi was also confused: "**???!!"

Lu Yuanhang said quickly: "You're crazy! It's so dangerous! Americans are looking for you and can't find you. Why did you come out just for rice cakes?"

The audience laughed like crazy.

"I can't care anymore, I can't care anymore. Let's watch it first. You can call the police first, but you have to wait until I finish watching it." Lu Yuanhang imitated.

"Hey!! Are you so greedy??!" Lezi stared.

Lu Yuanhang looked at the fun with a look of relief: "You said it's like this, can I not be excited? Thank you everyone for complimenting me so much. Thank you, thank you!"

"That's it." Lezi

"Until the day of the show, when I opened my eyes, I saw that the pool was full of people!" Lu Yuanhang exclaimed: "It's so crowded! They are all full. But not to mention that, there is another person at the door.

Here we come, another four hundred people! They all want to see the show! They want to see Lu Nian Gao!"

Lezi spread his hands: "There's no room left!"

"We can't do it without a place! We have to go in!" Lu Yuanhang looked worried: "The manager is so worried! What should I do? How about standing tickets?"

"Standing ticket?" Lezi thought for a moment.

"Standing-room tickets are OK, go in!" Lu Yuanhang said: "Stand-room tickets cost 1,000 and you can go in and find a place by yourself! Just go in when you say you want to!"

"A thousand for a standing ticket? No price reduction?" Lezi was confused.

"Everyone came in to find a place to insert it, it's so crowded!" Lu Yuanhang exclaimed: "Just after inserting it, here it comes again! Another two hundred people came!"

"Not watching?" Lezi was confused.

"You have to see it!" Lu Yuanhang glared, and then said: "But the standing tickets are all full, what should I do?" After saying this, he clapped his hands: "Squat down to vote!"

Lezi was confused: "Ah??"

The audience also laughed out loud.

"People are standing shoulder to shoulder, but if there is room for their legs below, just stop them! If nothing else, it's a thousand yuan each!" Lu Yuan waved his hand.

Lezi's eyes widened: "Repay one thousand??!"

"Another four hundred people came at 4:30 in the afternoon!" Lu Yuanhang looked excited.

"Is there someone else coming?" Lezi was confused.

"I cried when I came here. If you have to come in, you must see what the rice cakes are like!" Lu Yuanhang said proudly.

"You must see it." Lezi curled his lips.

Lu Yuanhang nodded: "I have to see it, but there is really no seat. The manager is worried, so he slaps his head, why don't he give up the ticket?"

"Vote for a ticket?!" Lezi doubted his ears.

The audience could not stand upright with laughter.

"Start from the last chair in the theater, squat down, crawl inside, and there is a person lying under a chair!" Lu Yuanhang said and gestured: "One thousand yuan per person!"

Lezi was confused: "Repay one thousand?"

"No price reduction!" Lu Yuanhang waved his hands resolutely, "But the person sitting there was not happy. He lowered his head and asked: I hate you guys. Look, you are lying here and I am putting my feet there."

Lezi nodded and asked, "Where to put it?"

"Put it on my head, put it on my head." Lu Yuanhang imitated the person lying down, raising his head with a submissive expression.

Lezi was confused: "On the head."

The audience burst into laughter.

Lu Yuanhang imitated the person sitting there, raised one foot and said: "It's so annoying, there's no place to rest my feet." Then he raised his head and imitated the person lying down and said submissively: "What, we'll have to wait a while.

When the rice cake comes out, please lift your feet."

Lezi asked: "What's going on?"

Lu Yuanhang continued: "I shout hello."

Lezi looked confused: "This is already the case and I still want to say hello!"

Lu Yuanhang continued: "The show is about to start! Twenty-four more people are here! These twenty-four are coming with knives!"

Lezi joked: "Why do you have to cut it up and eat it? Eat rice cakes."

The audience burst into laughter.

Lu Yuanhang glanced at him: "Throw it in your face and I'll tell you, you don't respect artists! These twenty-four people will die here if they are not allowed in today! Kill yourself!"

Lezi's eyes widened: "Oh! Suicide is coming!!?"

Lu Yuanhang looked uncomfortable: "Oh! The manager said what should we do here? We have never seen anything like this since we opened the business! What should we do here! Look up."

Lezi asked: "What's wrong?"

Lu Yuanhang continued: "I saw eight ceiling fans on the roof. One ceiling fan has three leaves on it, three eight twenty-four."

Lezi was confused: "Electric fan???"

Lu Yuanhang imitated the manager and pointed to the ceiling fan above and asked the audience: "How about hanging it above?"

Lezi looked confused: "Hang the fan!!??"

Lu Yuanhang nodded: "Okay!"

Lezi continued to be confused: "It's okay??!!"

The audience burst into laughter

Lu Yuanhang continued to imitate the twenty-four people: "Okay! We are willing to pay a thousand yuan!"

Lezi: "Are you still willing to pay for this?"

Lu Yuanhang looked at the audience and stretched out their hands: "One thousand and one hundred yuan!"

Lezi asked: "What's going on?"

Lu Yuanhang said: "One hundred yuan of rope money, take the rope and tie it to them, hang one on each fan blade, and they are all hung up. After hanging up, some people are not happy."

Lezi asked: "What's wrong?"

Lu Yuanhang imitated: "Why do we spend so much money, he looks at the table, and we look at the door??"

"Some are facing the back." Lezi nodded to show his understanding.

Lu Yuanhang looked solemn: "I gave you an idea."

Lezi asked: "What's your idea?"

Lu Yuanhang looked serious: "Turn on the fan."

The audience all laughed out loud.

Lezi looked confused: "Open up??!!"

Lu Yuanhang nodded: "Yes, don't drive too fast after driving, just turn slowly. The three brothers will watch in shifts."

The audience could not stand upright with laughter.

"The audience below is very satisfied."

"how?"

“Peking opera also includes a trapeze artist!”

"Hi!!"

The audience laughed again.

"These twenty-four people won't be allowed to leave until the show is over!" Lu Yuanhang raised his voice.

"what?"
To be continued...