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Chapter 229: Hongmen Banquet (4000;(1/2)

"What is this place and why am I here?"

In a daze, Li Shimin opened his heavy eyelids and looked around. He saw that he was walking on a blue-black road with fiery red demon flowers blooming on both sides. There were countless shady people around him, working in pairs. Some were holding banners or holding knives, escorting figures who looked like ghosts.

As consciousness gradually returned to his mind, he suddenly reacted and turned around to see, sure enough, there were two Yinzi following behind him.

"Brothers, what's going on?" Li Shimin asked in a low voice, forcing a flattering smile on his face.

"I can't tell you, Mai, you're dead..." Baiyi said slyly.

Li Shimin's smile froze and he said in disbelief: "It's impossible, absolutely impossible, how could I die when I'm so good? This is a dream, right? This isn't real, right?"

"Snapped."

Bai Yiyin slapped him hard on the head, and the loud sound spread far and wide on the quiet road.

"Hiss." Li Shimin held his head in his hands in pain, squatted on the ground, and kept gasping for air.

"Does it hurt?" Baiyi said slyly.

"It hurts." Li Shimin groaned.

"That's right, it hurts, it means you are not dreaming." Baiyi said with a smile, "Everything you see is real."

"No, no." Li Shimin said: "How can a ghost feel pain? A ghost doesn't even have a body, so how can it feel pain?"

"Idiot, if ghosts don't feel pain, then what are the eighteen levels of hell built for?" Baiyi said in a sinister and speechless voice.

Li Shimin: "..."

After a long time, seeing that he was about to reach the end of the road, Li Shimin said quickly: "I want to know how I died!"

"You'll die if you drink." Baiyi said sinisterly.

This sentence was like a whisk, sweeping away the chaos in his memory, and the scenes quickly replayed in his mind like a slideshow.

Last night, when he returned home, the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, but the less he wanted to think about it, the shadow of Zhong Li kept popping into his mind.

Shame and anger are only one aspect, and what's even more frightening is that he seems to be lost because of this aspect.

The more I think about it, the stronger my desire for Zhongliu becomes, completely out of control!

He didn't know if this was a mental illness, but he knew clearly that he couldn't stay alone any longer, so he went out to find a tavern and planned to get drunk.

Unexpectedly, I got drunk and ended up in the underworld...

"Kneel down!"

Not long after, two undercover officers escorted him to a large hall and shouted.

Li Shimin's legs went weak and he instinctively fell to his knees, looking forward with confusion.

"Snapped!"

Above the high hall, the judge in a green robe slapped the hall and shouted: "Li Shimin, do you know your guilt?"

"I don't know." Li Shimin trembled. He didn't know what would happen if he confessed, so he could only shake his head and said.

"You are the leader of all evils of sexual immorality. You have had relationships with hundreds of women one after another and have committed a major crime of sexual immorality. You should be punished by having your heart cut out, your kidneys cut out, rats gnawing at you, you put it in an oil cauldron, and your car crashes!" the judge announced.

Li Shimin felt a chill in his heart. Just by hearing the names, he knew that these punishments were capital punishments. If they really fell on him, he would be extremely painful!

"Sir, I refuse to accept it. Those women and I were both voluntary, and there was no coercion. How could the sentence be so severe?"

"If it were just that, of course there would not be such a heavy punishment, but the problem is that there is a monetary transaction between you. It is a transaction in nature, and it is a transaction of subjective will. Therefore, it should be severely punished to set an example." The judge said. .

Li Shimin argued: "Don't make it so serious, it's just a job. I put in my hard work and energy at work, and the client gives me some labor compensation afterwards. What's wrong with this?"

"Of course you are wrong." The judge said sternly: "Your job is an accomplice to disease and a breeding ground for evil. It is inconsistent with the laws of nature. How dare you say that you are right?"

Seeing that his sophistry was useless, Li Shimin rolled his eyes, immediately changed his strategy, and said in a low voice: "I was wrong, I was wrong, please calm down, um, do you know Lin Jiu? He is my uncle."

"I don't know him," the judge said.

"Where is Qin Yao? He is my brother."

"I don't know him either." The judge was impatient and ordered: "Come on, escort this guy out to me and send him to the Killing Platform."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Li Shimin panicked. In his desperation, he thought of the mysterious Zhong Li and shouted, "Do you know Zhong Li? That's my client!"

"Wait a minute!" Just when two villains, one black and one white, were about to grab his arm, the judge in green suddenly stopped him loudly and asked: "Who are you talking about?"

"Zhongjin, I mean Zhongjin."

Seeing this situation, Li Shimin seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, and took two steps forward on his knees: "Your Majesty Judge, Zhong Li is my client, and you have a close relationship with me. If you treat me like this, she will definitely be angry."

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"The Zhong Li you are talking about is the sister of Zhong Kui, the leader of the Punishment Department?" Judge Tsing Yi confirmed.

"That's right, she is Zhong Kui's sister. How could I talk about an irrelevant person at this critical moment?" Li Shimin followed his words and shouted.

The green-clothed judge frowned, stood up, and said to the two ghost officers: "You guys have an eye on this guy. I'll come as soon as I go."

"Yes, sir." The two Yinchai clasped their fists and bowed at the same time.

After the judge left, Li Shimin sat down on the ground, wiped his forehead subconsciously, and made up his mind that no matter who came over later, he would kill his relationship with Zhong Li.

He doesn't want to try any of those horrific hellish punishments!

After a long time.

The judge in green led a man in black into the hall. Li Shimin, who was sitting on the ground, heard the movement and knelt down quickly. He turned around and saw the man in black with disheveled hair, thin and narrow face, and a stern face.

At first glance, he looks very embarrassed to talk to.

"Master Ghost Judge, please take a seat."

The judge in green welcomed the man in black to the judge's stand like a dog, and asked him to take a seat with a smile on his face.

The ghost judge didn't look sideways, strode to the back of the judge's desk, lifted his robe, sat in the judge's chair, and looked down at the ghosts in the hall: "You said Zhong Li is your client, and you have a good relationship with Zhong Li.

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Li Shimin nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, sir, I have had skin-to-skin contact with Zhong Li..."

The Ghost Judge stared at him for a while, then lowered his eyes to the yin and yang scroll on the table, silently recited the birth date of Li Shimin, counted it with his fingers, and suddenly his eyes widened.

He really figured it out, there is indeed a causal relationship between this guy and Zhong Li.

As for the cause and effect...

I don't know what kind of interference it has caused. This hexagram is hazy and unclear, and I can't see it clearly.

"Tuk, Tuk, Tuk."

Putting down the Yin and Yang scroll, the Ghost Judge tapped the table lightly and said suddenly: "Li Shimin, do you know that I have a grudge against Zhong Kui?"

Li Shimin's heart thumped, and his body and soul trembled, but he immediately reacted and kowtowed: "I am willing to do your best for the adults!"

"You are a smart man."

The Ghost Judge smiled slightly, pondered for a moment, and his eyes gradually became sharper: "Do something for me. After it is completed, I will not only absolve you of all guilt, but I can even label you as a sinister!"

Hearing that he promised a huge reward, Li Shimin secretly screamed.

The Ghost Judge is right, he is a smart man, but precisely because of this smartness, he knows how difficult it is to get this benefit.

Putting aside other things, who is Zhong Kui? He is a well-known figure in the three worlds. How can you please him if you go against him?

Unfortunately, things have come to this, and there is no room for him to resist anymore...

"Sir, please tell me, no, I will do my best!"

"Very good, I like people who know how to promote others." Ghost Judge slowly stood up and said solemnly: "I want Zhong Li's child."

"What?" Li Shimin looked stunned: "Does Zhong Li have a child?"

"You don't have any children now. Wouldn't it be over if you had one with her?" The ghost judge said with a half-smile: "Didn't you say that Zhong Li is your client? This kind of thing shouldn't be difficult, right?"

Li Shimin's mind was racing and he hurriedly said: "I am a ghost and she is a human. How can we have a child?"

"Who told you that she is human?" the ghost judge asked.

Li Shimin complained secretly and said with a bitter smile: "Okay, I'll do it all. The main reason is that Zhong Li has someone he likes now. Even if I want to get close to her, she won't be willing!"

The Ghost Judge frowned and shouted, "Are you sure?"

"I swear on my life." Li Shimin raised three fingers and swore.

"This is a troublesome thing..." The Ghost Judge muttered to himself.

Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief silently and said to himself: I advise you to give up this idea. Zhong Kui is an iron-clad enemy and an enemy of flowing water. If you insist on confronting him head-on, you will definitely not end well in the end!

"This is for you." Not long after, the Ghost Judge summoned two crimson talismans from his hand and pushed them in front of Li Shimin.

Li Shimin anxiously took the talisman and asked, "Sir, what is this?"

"Acacia Talisman."

The ghost judge said: "As long as you can find a way to stick one of them on Zhong Li's body and the other on yourself, within twelve hours, she will regard you as her lover in a dream. Once it comes, why worry about it not being able to have a dark knot in the bead?"

Li Shimin: "..."

He never expected that there would be such an evil thing in the world!
To be continued...
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