Chapter 87 The Three-Year-Old Wild Goose
After hearing the answers given by Da Fei and me, Fang Taihe nodded with satisfaction and said:
"Yes, children can be taught! It's the big goose!"
As the saying goes, in the land name, one thing will bring down another, brine will make tofu, scorpions are afraid of roosters, and rice seedlings are afraid of mole crickets.
This statement sounds very crude, but it is full of experience accumulated by people over thousands of years.
In nature, no matter how powerful you are, you will always have natural enemies.
Similarly, no matter how weak you are, there are still species that are afraid of you.
The two animals this weasel is most afraid of are dogs and geese!
Generally, when we live in rural areas, every household raises poultry such as chickens and ducks, which will be targeted by weasels.
In order to avoid the damage caused by weasels, people will keep a dog or a few geese at home.
The reason for raising dogs is that dogs are brave by nature, so weasels do not dare to sneak attack during the day.
But at night, because the dog's vision is not very good, sometimes the weasel cannot be spotted in time.
But the goose is different. The goose's vision and hearing are both excellent at night.
If it finds a weasel invading, it will scream loudly and at the same time, it will flap its big wings and pounce on it.
In fact, this is not the only reason why weasels are afraid of geese.
But the goose is not afraid of the stench released by Huangpizi!
On the contrary, the goose will also emit feces and spray it on Huang Pizi's body.
If Huang Pizi accidentally steps on the goose's excrement, the soles of his feet will be rotten.
Therefore, this yellow-skinned goose can be said to be its ultimate nemesis.
Dafei and I are both children from rural areas, so we naturally know about this issue in Fangtai River.
As soon as they finished talking about how to deal with Mr. Huang, the landlady came out with the dishes.
We stopped discussing, picked up our chopsticks, and started eating.
On the other hand, the landlady stood aside and kept ogling Fang Taihe, which made Fang Taihe blush for a while and his neck became thick.
Seeing that Fang Taihe was confused by the landlady, Dafei and I leaned forward and backward in laughter and hurriedly said to the landlady:
"Sister, where does Mr. Huang Sangong usually live?"
Upon hearing this, the landlady was stunned for a moment and asked:
"What's up, brother, why are you asking where he lives?"
I coughed and then said, "Nothing, I'm just curious."
The landlady said "Oh" and said: "His home is in the city center. It is a small single-family villa called Huang Mansion. If you want to go, just take a taxi and tell him about this place."
Huang Mansion?
In what age are you now calling your own home a mansion?
According to my understanding, only the homes of ancient princes and nobles can be called mansions.
They had almost eaten, paid the bill, and the three of them were ready to set off.
However, when the landlady saw that we were leaving, she was a little reluctant to leave. She kept urging me and said:
"This little brother, my life-long dream is to win an Oscar. I hope I can have a few kind words for screenwriter Fang!"
I was given a headache by the landlady, but I couldn't say anything. After all, the trouble was caused by myself, so I had to keep saying yes.
After leaving the door, Fang Taihe lit a cigarette and said:
"Now that the method has been found, the most important thing now is to find a big goose!"
I wholeheartedly agree with what Fang Taihe said, and Fang Taihe said: "I know where the goose is sold!"
Unexpectedly, Fang Taihe shook his head and said: "No, the big goose this time is not an ordinary big goose. After all, Third Master Huang is not so powerful, so we are looking for a three-year-old big goose."
"!"
I almost want to vomit blood!
Fang Taihe, this old guy, asked me to get a "three-year-old big reed cock" in order to save Da Fei last time.
At that time, I spent all my efforts and spent a lot of money to find what Fang Taihe said.
Now this old guy proposes to find a "three-year-old wild goose". Isn't this making things difficult for me?
Although I am known as the number one Zhuge in Changlong Town and have the advantages of both intelligence and beauty, it doesn’t necessarily mean that he always gives me problems, right?
Fang Taihe probably sensed my dissatisfaction and said without even raising his eyelids:
"Why, I'm not the one who got involved, Mr. Chang. Anyway, I don't need to take revenge."
I was stunned on the spot. What Fang Taihe said was not unreasonable.
If I hadn't gone to Mr. Chang to ask for advice on how to solve the mud pond in Meizhuang, Mr. Chang would not have been killed by Mr. Huang for leaking the secret.
So Fang Taihe is right, no matter how hard it is to find three-year-old geese.
I will try my best to find it.
After calming down, Fang Taihe said:
"Uncle Fang, you are right, I just thought poorly.
This three-year-old reed rooster has its eyelids turned downward. Does this mean that the three-year-old wild goose does the same?"
Hearing this, Fang Taihe shook his head and said:
"No, a three-year-old wild goose has no eyes!"
Hearing this, my heart moved. No eyes?
What's going on?
If you don't have eyes, how will you subdue Mr. Huang?
Can it be seen?
Could it be that the goose was bitten to death by Mr. Huang before he could catch him?
He told Fang Taihe the questions in his heart.
Fang Taihe rolled his eyes at me and said:
"That's nonsense! If you say a three-year-old big rooster with reed flowers, it's a peacock.
That three-year-old wild goose is the phoenix!
When a phoenix catches monsters, does it still need to use its eyes? Just standing there is enough to scare the opponent to death!"
I scratched my head. I didn't quite believe what Fang Taihe said, and there was a look of distrust on my face.
Fang Taihe ignored it and said directly:
"Let's go, take me to the market you went to last time. Today, Pindao will take action in person!"
With that said, Fang Taihe took the lead and walked towards the roadside.
Seeing Fang Taihe's calm and relaxed expression, I couldn't help but relax.
It seems that we can definitely conquer Mr. Huang Sangong. Then, we can also avenge Mr. Chang!
Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard Fang Taihe's "ah" sound in front of me.
Pulling my thoughts back to reality, I saw Fang Taihe lying on the curb with a piece of watermelon rind next to his feet.
Apparently, this old guy was pretending to be serious in front of us. He didn't see the watermelon rind on the roadside and stepped on it directly.
Someone didn't pay attention and fell out like a dog eating shit.
When Da Fei and I met, we burst out laughing, almost to tears.
Fang Taihe, who was on the ground, saw that we were just laughing and cursed at us:
"You two little brats, don't just laugh, come and help the poor!"
Dafei and I then wiped our tears, walked to Fang Taihe, and helped him up.
After Fang Taihe stood up, he threw the watermelon rind into the trash can, clapped his hands and said:
"People nowadays have no sense of public morality, so how can they throw watermelon rinds around!"
As we were talking, a taxi passed by us. Seeing it, I quickly waved my hand and stopped it.
I told the driver to go to the market, and the driver agreed.
Then, send the car and drive towards the market...
Chapter completed!