Chapter 257 Recruitment (Part 2)
Li Feng paused and spoke again: "Are you ready?"
"Ready." Fatty Wang said first.
The others suddenly woke up and said in unison: "Ready."
"Okay, the next step is also a tongue twister, but it is very difficult. Once you pass it, you will become my employees. A reward of 10000 yuan and 10000 yuan of salary every month will be prepared for you.
But if you don’t pass, then you can go wherever you should, and it has nothing to do with me. Now, please listen to the question:
Some people have nothing to do. Some people have nothing to do. Some people who have nothing to do talk about doing things. Those who talk about doing things always have nothing to do. Some people who do things always have endless things to do. Some people who have nothing to do do not do anything.
In the way, someone who has something to do gets into trouble after doing it;
Some people who don't do things try their best to cause trouble, so that those who do things can't do things. Everyone doesn't do things because they don't want to do things; those who do things are sad when they can't do things, and those who don't do things are happy when they don't do things."
The expressions of the ten people changed. This was very difficult. This was not only a test of eloquence, but also a test of memory. Li Feng just spoke so fast that some people just remembered the previous sentence, and the next sentence appeared, which made them forget the previous sentence.
Forgot.
After Li Feng finished speaking, he asked: "This time is more difficult, who of you thinks it is feasible? You can take the initiative to stand up."
"I'll do it." The one who stood up was Fatty Wang. "Master Marquis, let me have a try."
"Okay." Li Feng smiled.
Fatty Wang took a deep breath and said: "Some things are not done by anyone, some people have nothing to do, some people who have nothing to do talk about doing things, and those who talk about doing things always have nothing to do, and some people who do things always have endless things to do.
Things, some people who have nothing to do will not be in trouble if they don’t do things, and some people who have something to do will cause trouble if they do;
Some people who don't do things try their best to cause trouble, so that those who do things can't do things. Everyone doesn't do things because they don't want to do things; those who do things are sad when they can't do things, and those who don't do things are happy because they don't do things."
"Huh~~" Fatty Wang let out a big breath, and then began to take a greedy deep breath.
Just now, Fatty Wang held his breath and finished speaking the tongue twister without taking a breath in the middle. When he finished speaking, his face turned red and his neck thickened, and his voice changed. He felt like he was going to die from suffocation at any time. Fortunately, he finished speaking at the end.
"Pa bang bang..."
Li Feng clapped his hands: "Not bad, not bad. You passed the test. Shangguan Yi, give him a lot of money, and at the same time give him an employment contract for him to sign. In addition, give him measurements and have someone make him a cotton coat."
"Yes, mentor." Shangguan Yi led Fatty Wang away.
Everyone could only look at Fatty Wang's leaving figure with envious eyes.
Li Feng smiled slightly: "Don't be envious, and I won't force you to say it now, but I won't wait for you for a long time, just one hour, just one hour, I will wait for you for one hour.
In this hour, whether you memorize it by rote or understand its meaning, I will test you again in an hour.
Li Yifu, write out the tongue twister just now and put it on the table for them to see. If they don’t understand any words, teach them word by word. After an hour, you will interview them."
"Yes, mentor."
"Okay, if you have any questions, just ask my students. I have something to do." Li Feng said.
Li Feng returned to his room and once again arranged the program for the second day of junior high school. There were only skits and cross talk. There were too few, so he added pole dancing that would make future generations blush.
This is his dream, he wants to go to a bar to watch a real person pole dance, instead of the executive dance shown on TV or computer.
The second type is hip-hop, which will make people's blood boil. There is also a piano and flute ensemble, as well as singing. Even Li Feng himself will perform.
After thinking about it for a long time, Li Feng finally added five more performances. Feeling that they were no different, Li Feng began to design the costumes for each performance.
After everything was settled, he went downstairs.
"Shangguanyi." Li Feng shouted.
"Yes, mentor." Shangguan Yi stepped forward and responded.
Li Feng handed the drawings he had just shortened to Shangguan Yi and said: "This is what I just drew. You can find someone to design it according to the requirements on the drawings. You must have it all done in the evening of the second grade of junior high school. No matter how much it costs, it will be done."
Make it for me."
"He is a teacher, and a student must live up to his teacher's expectations."
"Brother Li Feng." Yan Shuyi suddenly came to the Zhuangyuan Building.
Shangguan Yi immediately raised his hands to Li Feng and said, "Teacher, the students have to go and do their work first."
"Go." Li Feng said, then walked towards Yan Shuyi, "Why are you here?"
When Shangguan Yi passed by Yan Shuyi, he said very politely: "The student has met the teacher's wife."
Yan Shuyi immediately blushed and felt very happy. She hummed softly and trotted to Li Feng.
"Why are you blushing?" Li Feng asked again.
Yan Shuyi said quickly: "Nothing, my mother asked me to treat you to dinner. Today is New Year's Eve, a day for the family to eat, but His Majesty hosted a banquet for ministers, and my parents were also invited, so I want to invite you to my house for dinner tomorrow night.
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Li Feng said: "I'm afraid it won't work. I've been a little busy these days. You should know that on the second day of the second year of junior high school, I will invite His Majesty and the ministers to come to the Zhuangyuan Building for dinner."
"I know. But what does it matter?" Yan Shuyi asked.
Li Feng said. "What's the point of just eating? There must be a program, so I have to arrange the program these days, and Li Wan is coming back. I'm afraid I don't have time to pick it up. Please help me talk to her."
Say sorry."
"Okay." Yan Shuyi said a little disappointed, "Is there anything I can help you with?"
Li Feng thought for a while and said: "It's true, help me check the accounts. I promised Cheng Yaojin and the others that I would pay them dividends at the end of the year, but I never had time. Go to Baijiacai Tavern and look for Narcissus, and she will give you the account books.
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"Okay, I'll go to the tavern now." Yan Shuyi said.
Li Feng nodded slightly, and then watched Yan Shuyi leave. Then he walked to Li Yifu and said, "What's wrong?"
Li Yifu replied: "Teacher, there are three more people who have passed the test, namely Wang Ke, Qiuniang, and the other one is Wang Yan."
Li Feng frowned and said, "Why are there three people named Wang?"
Li Yifu said: "They are all from the same village."
"That's it. Since you have already interviewed them, give them a certain amount of money, sign an employment contract, measure them, and give them a cotton coat."
"It's my mentor." Li Yifu responded.
Li Feng also handed two more scripts to Li Yifu. After explaining the matter, he left the No. 1 Scholar Building with a group of beauties.
A carriage has been waiting for them at the door all day.
Chapter completed!