Chapter 214 Zhang sloppy fate(1/2)
Zhu Fan murmured "self-ringing bell" several times, and after a while he waved to Zhu Yunxi.
"Come on, come here!"
Zhu Yunxi walked by with a bang after hearing this, but before he could ask what he was doing, Zhu Fan grabbed his clothes, spun around and kicked his butt.
"Are you stupid!"
"Your grandpa is too old, and you gave him a bell!"
"Why don't you give me a bell? This is also a sign of filial piety!"
"You still have the nerve to ask!"
"bell!"
"end!"
"Send the bell to send the end!"
Yang Xinlu and others had already realized the problem when Zhu Fan kicked Zhu Yunxi, and their thoughts almost led to a catastrophe!
At first, they only cared about admiring the god of this thing, but they forgot the name of this thing and committed a taboo.
"Thank you, Prince Jin, for reminding me!"
Upon hearing this, King Jin waved his hands nonchalantly.
"Three gentlemen, you are serious. You are all very knowledgeable. It is normal for you not to understand the royal taboos."
"Since I am lucky enough to bump into you, I will definitely remind you."
Zhu Yunxi also reacted at this time, but he was still a little unconvinced.
"Third, you underestimate Grandpa Huang too much. How can Grandpa Huang be such a superstitious person?"
"Furthermore, in order to study this thing, I spent more than 20,000 silver, which is almost as much as the cost of building a workshop!"
When Zhu Fan heard this, he was so angry that he gave his eldest nephew a few more kicks. This brat didn't even think about it. If his grandfather was not obsessed, how could he let himself find Zhang Slutty?
But when he mentioned the workshop, a proud smile suddenly appeared on his face. His eldest nephew was Li. He only spent 30,000 taels of silver to build a workshop and sold it for 600,000 taels.
Although 300,000 of them were given to the palace and he only kept 30, that was ten times the profit!
Moreover, the money given to the palace is not enough, and so many people are doing it for him every day. No matter how hard-hearted the old man is, he will be softened, hahaha!
"Don't worry about the tens of thousands of taels of silver. Don't you have tens of thousands of taels of silver here? Third uncle doesn't want the money. You can keep it for yourself!"
"Anyway, this should never be used as a birthday gift!"
"If you develop this thing, you can bring it into the palace at any time. You must not mention the word ','!"
Zhu Yunxi asked unwillingly after hearing this.
"What if we change the name of this thing?"
"Like a self-timer?"
"Sending a watch?"
Zhu Fan frowned and pondered for a while, and felt that this seemed to be a solution. The structure of this thing was so exquisite, and it was obvious that his nephew had put a lot of effort into it. It would be a pity to abandon it just like this.
However, before Zhu Fan could figure it out, the three old men standing beside him all shook their heads.
"inappropriate!"
"After all, this thing is to tell the time. Your Majesty is old, and the most taboo thing is time..."
"If I offer this to Your Majesty, wouldn't it remind Your Majesty that there is not much time left?"
After Gao Ming said this, he saw Zhu Fan looking at him with an unkind expression, and quickly bowed and apologized.
"Your Highness, please rest. The common people are talking nonsense..."...
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"Mr. Gao, please be careful when speaking in the future. It is better not to say such taboo words."
Yang Xinlu and Qin Hengbo looked at each other when they heard this. They couldn't agree whether these words would offend the old emperor's taboo, but at least they would offend His Highness the King of Jin's taboo.
From this, His Highness the King of Jin's reputation for filial piety is truly extraordinary, countless times stronger than that of other princes and feudal lords.
King Jin really didn't like to hear this. Even sometimes when he subconsciously thought about his father's age, he couldn't help but feel sad and even panic.
Although he knew that day would come sooner or later, he hoped it would never come.
"Exchange the birthday gift, or if it doesn't work, just exchange it for something I brought."
"That broken rock?"
Zhu Yunxi turned over his head and said disdainfully.
"Then I'd better think about something else. If I can't change the clock to remove the time reporting and timing functions, let's see if this machine can be used for something else..."
When Zhu Fan saw that Zhu Yunxi was so stubborn, he also had some thoughts (this chapter is not finished yet!)
Chapter 214 Zhang Sloppy’s fate
Somewhat annoyed.
"As you wish!"
"But if you let me know, you dedicate this to your emperor and see if I don't break your legs!"
Zhu Fan threatened Zhu Yunxi and then left with his entourage.
When walking in Zhufan, Zhu Yunxi immediately consulted the three gentlemen about various auspicious things in ancient times.
The three gentlemen thought that their students wanted to fulfill their filial piety to His Majesty the Emperor, so they naturally knew everything and told them everything.
He couldn't even think of beating them to death. This guy was searching their intestines, writing down all the mysterious things they said on paper, and then ran away.
Not long after, a new shop suddenly appeared in the capital, specializing in selling magical items.
For example, there are stone slabs that glow at night, bronze tripods from the Shang and Zhou dynasties engraved with the inscription "Hongwu", a thousand-year-old Xuanwu with inscriptions on the back, artificial albino deer, etc.
And each item is equipped with a special story to increase the mystery of its background.
As soon as this store opened, it immediately caused a frenzy of looting by dignitaries inside and outside the capital. Within a few days, Zhu Yunxi earned tens of thousands more taels of silver.
However, the good times did not last long, and soon more "gods" appeared in the world, such as the Qing that could talk, the Xie with one horn, the unicorn with a long neck, etc.
Zhu Yunxi was shocked when he saw these things. The Ming Dynasty had very frequent foreign exchanges. Even rhinos and giraffes could be seen?
Originally, he wanted to buy a few giraffes and throw them into Xuanwu Lake Park, but he gave up the idea as soon as he found out the price.
It's just that there are more and more people selling sacred stones on the market, which has a big impact on his business and makes him very irritable.
Among them, the most irritated ones belong to Zhang Tianshi's lineage in Longhushan, but they don't directly open stores and sell goods like Zhu Yunxi. They have always done in-depth packages and carried out in-depth customization for customers.
For example, if officials in a certain place search for the wealth of the people, they will send a few Taoist priests to a certain place to investigate, and then they will create a premonition in advance, saying that something magical will appear in a certain place at a certain time.
Then one night, there will be strange phenomena such as red or loud thunder in a certain place. Then, a woodcutter or hunter who is unlucky will walk into the mountains by some chance, or
Fall into the depths and discover something magical...
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Then it will be seen by a Taoist, who will spend a lot of money to buy it, and then present it to a high-ranking official.
Then the dignitaries expressed their gratitude, built a road on the mountain, or sat down in Sanqing to donate tens of thousands of taels of silver and incense money.
They have done this kind of thing thousands of times and are already familiar with it.
But no one could have imagined that a miracle like Zhu Yunxi would appear in Ming Dynasty, which would directly drive the price to freezing point!
Zhang Yu, the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain, stood at the door of a shop with his teeth gritted. Next to him stood an ordinary Taoist with neat clothes and a burly figure.
This person was none other than Zhang Sulu, whom Zhu Yuanzhang was looking for so hard but could not see.
In fact, Zhang Sloppy is not usually so tidy. In fact, people all over the Ming Dynasty have recently been arresting Sloppy Dao, forcing him to do nothing but try to make himself tidier.
For this reason, he not only broke the tradition of not bathing for several years, but also changed his clothes for the first time and maintained good hygiene habits of washing every three days.
While Zhang Yuchu was gritting his teeth, Zhang Sloppy was staring at the store's plaque with great interest.
"Compulsory wholesale of small commodities?"
“Interesting!”
"I didn't expect that the Ming Dynasty would have such an interesting emperor. It makes me want to make friends with him."
Zhang Yuchu snorted coldly when he heard this.
"I mean, my Longhu Mountain is almost squeezed by him and I'm drinking the northwest wind!"
"But what you said is that you are not going to cheat and then go back to build your Wudang Mountain Taoist Temple, right?"
"I'm not saying that as long as you go to see Emperor Zhu, make him happy, and ask him to cover Wudang Mountain with Taoist temples for you, it will be a piece of cake!"
Zhang Sloppy smiled helplessly when he heard this.
"If the emperor asks me about immortality, how do you want me to deal with it?"
"If I really have immortality, I don't have to be so timid..."
To be continued...