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Chapter 273: Zhu Yunxi, I count you as ruthless, woo woo woo(1/3)

When Zhu Yunxi saw that the people were almost instigated by him, he immediately raised his voice and continued.

"Common people, Japanese pirates are not scary. As long as we obey His Majesty the Emperor's imperial edict and prepare knives, if these guys dare to bully us, we will kill them. There are not enough Japanese pirates for us to kill!"

The people around him all agreed when they heard this.

"The Third Emperor is right, as long as we pick up a knife and do it to them, those Japanese pirates will not dare to bully us!"

Zhu Yunxi secretly flattered Lao Zhu again and put a double insurance on his ass, and then he began to auction the Japanese pirate heads.

"Come on, come on!"

"The auction of Japanese pirate heads is now starting. The bidding starts at ten taels of silver. If you want to buy, hurry up!"

As soon as Zhu Yunxi finished speaking, all the people shouted the price like crazy.

"I want ten!"

"I want three!"

"I...I can't afford one. If someone joins a partnership with me, split it in the middle and give each person half!"

After hearing this, Zhu Yunxi exclaimed in his heart, "What a guy! This man used a Japanese pirate's head as a pig's head, and even split it in the middle..."

However, this person's words helped Zhu Yunxi open up new ideas.

Ten taels of silver is still too expensive for ordinary people, but if you sell it like pig head meat, with ears and tongues sold separately, can you still get more money?

When Zhu Yunxi was thinking about how to adjust his business direction, optimize his sales model, and refine and further process his products, he suddenly saw an old acquaintance.

"Uncle Tiger!"

Erhu was filled with joy when he saw that Zhu Yunxi was safe and sound. But when he thought about how often he had been blamed during this period and had received thousands of blows with the board alone, he felt a little resentful.

"If you don't dare to call me Uncle Tiger, the grandson of the Third Emperor, you should just call me Erhu!"

Zhu Yunxi felt that Erhu was a little moody, so he immediately jumped off the stage and shook his arm to coax.

"Uncle Tiger, don't be angry. I was afraid that you would stop me, so I didn't dare to tell you..."

Erhu threw away his arms with a look of disgust.

"Stop coming!"

"This humble position was almost tricked to death by you. Your Majesty pushed me to the ground and beat me every once in a while. What do you think of this matter?"

"I'll give you ten pieces of fine Hu silk!"

Erhu's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this. A piece of fine Hu silk is worth more than thirty taels. Isn't ten pieces worth three hundred taels of silver?

The grandson of the Third Emperor is so generous in his actions. This is almost as much as his own salary for a year!

"It would be disrespectful to refuse a humble position, hahaha!"

"Kneel down quickly, the emperor has a message!"

"oh oh!"

As soon as Zhu Yunxi heard the bad old man's instructions, he quickly knelt down respectfully. When the people nearby heard this, they also followed suit and knelt on the ground to listen to the order.

Erhu cleared his throat and said.

"His Majesty ordered the three emperors and their grandsons to enter the palace immediately and pay homage to the Imperial Ancestral Temple!"

"In addition, the heads of Japanese pirates are not allowed to be sold privately. They are all brought into the palace and sacrificed to the Ancestral Temple!"

Zhu Yunxi was not surprised at all when he heard this, and the people around him quit.

If this was brought to the palace, where would they go to buy the heads of Japanese pirates?

"My lord, please leave some for us!"

"I just boasted to my ancestors about Haikou. This year, I used the heads of Japanese pirates to commemorate them. You took them all away. How can we explain to our ancestors?"

"This old man is right. I have also said hello to my ancestors. No matter who comes today, the heads of these Japanese pirates will be sold!"

"Yes!"

"Let's surround them and won't let them go unless they are sold!"

The people around them cheered, and all crowded forward, surrounding the guards in royal robes brought by Erhu.

Erhu looked at the dense crowd of people around him and said to Zhu Yunxi with a grimace.

"Grandson of the Third Emperor, please ask the people to evacuate quickly. The Emperor is in a bad mood today. If you dare to keep the Emperor waiting for a long time, your ass will suffer!"

When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he quickly told the people to disperse.

"Fathers and fellow villagers, don't worry, this Japanese pirate head will be taken around the palace and will be put up for auction in two days!"

"I am here alone to express my gratitude to you elders.

The folks promise that I will personally auction it at the gate of King Wu’s Palace in three days!"

"Twenty-two pieces of a Japanese pirate's head will be shot together!"

"Those who can't afford one can still form a partnership with others, or sell them individually..."

When the people around them heard that they could continue to sell, they immediately became happy. But when they heard that Zhu Yunxi was raising the price, some people were not happy.

"Grandson of the Three Emperors, how can you still raise prices from the ground? You are not doing this in an honest way!"

"This is an act of a woman engaging in business. If His Majesty the Emperor finds out, he will slap you, hahaha!"

Before Zhu Yunxi could explain, some knowledgeable people spoke for him.

"What do you know, you idiot? If the head of a Japanese pirate enters the palace, it will be imbued with the immortal spirit of the Royal Ancestral Temple. The three emperors and grandsons have only doubled, so it is already considered a bargain!"

When the people around heard this, they happily let them go.

On the way back to the palace, Erhu quietly reminded Zhu Yunxi.

"Your Majesty is very short of money recently..."

When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he nodded secretly.

"Thank you, Uncle Hu, for reminding me that I have been ordered to destroy the Japanese pirates this time and I should hand over half of the loot to Grandpa Huang!"

Erhu had a happy smile on his face when he heard this. The Third Emperor's grandson is smart and knows everything he says!

As soon as Zhu Yunxi and his party entered the palace, they were taken to Tai Hospital for a full body examination.

However, just when Zhu Yunxi and others were stripped naked, Lao Zhu walked in with the whip on his waist.

When Zhu Yunxi saw Lao Zhu, he quickly and timidly called out to Grandpa Huang, and Zhu Gui and others also called out to Father Emperor.

"snort!"

"You, a rebellious grandson, still recognize our grandpa emperor!"

"We thought you were crazy and had already forgotten about this bad old man like us!"

After Lao Zhu taught Xiao Nisun a lesson, he pointed at several princes and scolded him.

"You guys are the same, you are all uncle Wang, why are you still messing around with that nun-sun!"

"After checking your body in a while, you can go outside and get beaten!"

"ah……"

When the three of them heard this, they all begged with grimaces.

"Father, please forgive me..."

Faced with the begging for mercy from the three traitors, Lao Zhu didn't even pay attention and just looked at Hao Wenjie with a sullen face.

"Check us carefully to see if there are any hidden injuries on your body!"

"promise!"

Hao Wenjie and other imperial doctors conducted a 360-degree inspection on three princes and one grandson.

Finally, he opened Zhu Yunxi's pants and checked the inside.

"Mr. Hao, there's no need to check here, right?"

Hao Wenjie rolled his eyes at Zhu Yunxi.

"Three Emperors and Grandsons, this is the key point!"

"This is related to the inheritance of the ancestral temple, and it is an important part to inspect!"

When Zhu Yunxi heard what Hao Wenjie said, he had no choice but to close his eyes resignedly.

Hao Wenjie checked it carefully and said.

"Third Emperor Sun, your skin is a bit long. Would you like me to cut it off for you?"

"Weichen has become very proficient in circumcision recently. He has helped several ministers' children to cure infertility."

"Although your impact is not big, in my humble opinion, I might as well just cut it off!"

Hao Wenjie has been obsessed with surgery recently, to the point where he wants to go under the knife when he sees any extra parts.

When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he quickly clamped his legs and looked at Hao Wenjie with a wary face.
To be continued...
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