Chapter 51: Grandpa Emperor, thank you very much!(1/2)
Are you cheating on me?
This old man must be scamming me!
Did he really think that I was a three-year-old child who could deceive me with just a few words?
Furthermore, even a three-year-old child knows that if you confess, you will be lenient and you will go to jail. If you resist, you will be stern and go home to celebrate the New Year.
If you want me to take the initiative to admit it, humph, we don’t have it!
"Grandpa Huang, you don't trust me so much. I am the kind of person who commits fraud..."
Lao Zhu sneered when he heard this, took out the stick from his waist, and slapped it on the table.
"Go and find a stool to lie down on, and we'll deal with you after we finish your homework!"
"Grandpa Huang, you don't trust me so much. I wrote until midnight yesterday..."
When Lao Zhu heard his grandson complaining, he ignored him and just picked up his homework and looked through it.
However, Lao Zhu only took one look, and his old face couldn't help but twitch.
"Xiao Nisun, are there no other papers in your room?"
"You have the nerve to write your dog-like words on Chengxintang's golden flower and jade leaf paper?"
"It's such a thick pile, there must be at least a hundred of them. If you put them outside, they could be sold for dozens of taels of silver!"
"What the hell, is this paper so expensive?"
When Zhu Yunxi heard Lao Zhu's words, he was also shocked, and then he felt extremely sad, and secretly scolded San Dezi for not knowing how to save, why didn't he tell him.
When Lao Zhu saw his grandson's surprised expression, he immediately realized that the child was still young and did not have the concept of money, so he was a little harsh.
"Later, we will send someone to bring you some ordinary rice paper. You can use that to practice calligraphy from now on."
"Uh-huh!"
"Even if Grandpa Huang doesn't tell me, I don't plan to use such expensive paper in the future."
"I want to take it out and sell it for money!"
Lao Zhu was just about to praise his grandson when he suddenly heard these words, which shocked him to the core.
"Sell for money?"
"That's not the case, are you short of money in the palace?"
"Grandpa Huang, just because I'm not short of money now doesn't mean I won't be short of money in the future!"
When Zhu Yunxi said this, he began to complain to Lao Zhu.
"I have asked people about it, and they said that when the vassal princes divided their mansions, the court only built a frame, and they had to buy decorations, furniture and other things themselves!"
"It will also cost a lot of money to go to the fiefdom in the future."
"It takes money to build the palace, it takes money to feed the guards, and it takes money to develop the local economy."
"I am an orphan without a father and a mother. It is destined that no one will prepare these things for me. Of course I have to find a way to make money on my own!"
When Lao Zhu heard this, he felt sad and at the same time he felt angry for no reason.
Is this what this kid has to offer?
Why can't you think about anything else when you spend all your time thinking about becoming a feudal king?
Although Lao Zhu was angry, he couldn't express his words clearly, so he could only scold him angrily.
"Stop thinking about these useless things. Your biggest thing now is to study hard for us!"
"oh……"
After Lao Zhu scolded Nisun, he continued to look through his homework patiently, until he had turned through about ten sheets, and then he felt that it was more pleasing to his eyes.
Then Lao Zhu began to speed up, reading almost one picture at a time, and soon he saw fifty pictures.
Lao Zhu saw the obvious change in his handwriting and sneered in his heart. This Nisun could write five hundred words, so it was difficult for him.
In fact, Lao Zhu never expected him to write a thousand words.
As the saying goes, if you take it from above, you will get it from above, you will get it from within. If you take it from there, you will get it from below. If you take it from below, you will get nothing.
The reason why Lao Zhu set such a high goal was to make his grandson feel the pressure and then try his best to achieve it.
Therefore, when Zhu Yunxi said that he had finished writing, Lao Zhu already knew that it was adulterated, but he didn't know how much he had adulterated.
If Zhu Yunxi admitted honestly, Lao Zhu would most likely spare him the beating because he had worked so hard to write 500 words.
However, the grandson's behavior of not shedding tears until he saw the coffin deeply stimulated Lao Zhu, and he decided to give his grandson a longer memory.
"Okay, lie down"
"ah?"
"Do you really think we can't see that you only wrote five hundred words?"
"Can this be seen?"
"Hmph!"
"You think our memorials over the years are in vain!"
"Hurry up, take off your pants and lie down on the stool. After we beat you, you have to go to the front to face me!"
When Zhu Yunxi heard this, his eyes immediately lit up and he discussed it.
"Why don't you go to court first and fight again after the court is over?"
When Lao Zhu heard this, his face immediately sank and he said to the eunuchs standing on both sides.
"Come here, help this naughty grandson find a comfortable stool for him!"
As soon as Lao Zhu finished speaking, several young eunuchs couldn't help but stepped forward and pressed Zhu Yunxi firmly on the stool.
"Grandpa Huang, let's discuss it. If you keep fighting, please don't take off your pants..."
When Lao Zhu heard this, he couldn't help but smile.
Xiao Nisun is still young, but he still knows how to save face!
Lao Zhu stepped forward, pulled off Nisun's pants, and then looked at the scars left the day before yesterday. Seeing that Nisun recovered very quickly and the scars were almost gone, he raised his wrist and made a "snap"
, slapped Zhu Yunxi on the butt.
Zhu Yunxi screamed in response, but after screaming, he suddenly found that it was not as scary as he imagined, and it didn't hurt at all.
Lao Zhu slapped him a dozen times. Seeing that the grandson didn't even say a word, he immediately gave him a hard blow.
"Oh ho...you really hit me!"
When Lao Zhu heard the loud howling, he suddenly felt much more relaxed.
"Do you know why we hit you?"
"Because I didn't finish my homework..."
"But when it comes to this, my grandson has to talk to you all the time."
"You always deliberately tease me and bully me that I am a poor child with no father and no mother. Who can finish all the homework, woo woo woo..."
When Lao Zhu heard what Nisun said, he gave him another hard slap.
"What nonsense are you talking about? We didn't know you couldn't finish it?"
"The reason why I'm beating you today is not because of your homework!"
This time it was Zhu Yunxi's turn to be confused. If it wasn't because of his homework, then what could be the reason? He hadn't provoked this old man, had he?
"We're beating you today because you're dishonest and playing tricks on us!"
"Bah bang bang!"
Three heavy blows in succession made Zhu Yunxi grin, and at the same time, he finally realized why he was being beaten.
It turns out that this bad old man had known for a long time that he could not finish writing, and was deliberately waiting for me to lie to him!
"It's okay to be mean-spirited, but you're more clever at it."
"Take a look at yourself, your flaws are revealed as soon as you enter the house, and your every word and deed reveals your guilty conscience!"
"What a big deal, it's all on your face. We don't even need to look at it to know that you are definitely cheating!"
After Lao Zhu scolded him, he hit him hard several times, which made Zhu Yunxi howl like a ghost.
Although Lao Zhu struck again this time, Zhu Yunxi didn't have any resentment in his heart. Even though the pain was heartbreaking, he gritted his teeth and endured it.
This old man is right, he is so poor at cultivating his Qi that he can’t even lie to others, so he deserves to be beaten like this!
"As the saying goes, if the king is not secretive, his ministers will lose their integrity; if their ministers are not secretive, they will lose their virginity."
"Writing all your thoughts on your face is a taboo for masters!"
After Lao Zhu said these words, seeing that Da Sun didn't react at all, he gave him another three consecutive blows.
"Remember?"
To be continued...