Chapter 366 Depressed Sun Wukong
"Monkey, it's time to go on the road!"
Zhu Bajie raised his voice and shouted at Sun Wukong who was ecstatic to the sky. The leaves around him trembled, and then fell. Some birds in the woods were also frightened and made a loud noise.
"well!"
Sun Wukong came to his senses, withdrew his scattered gaze, sighed, and then stood up slowly and set off on the road in a muffled voice.
"Monkey, what are you thinking about all day long? You are always so dazed. I'm afraid you don't know if we are caught by monsters!"
Zhu Bajie trotted over, and his fat body kept trembling, making people worried about whether a piece would suddenly fall. Every step he took was shocking. He hooked up with Sun Wukong's shoulders, and almost hung himself on Sun Wukong's body, and asked with breath.
"Go on the side!"
Sun Wukong glanced at Zhu Bajie with his eyes slanted, frowned, and said angrily. Then he moved his body and suddenly flew forward for a distance, causing Zhu Bajie to lose, danced and almost pounced on the ground.
"Damn Bimawen..."
Zhu Bajie calmed down and wanted to say something to Sun Wukong, but as soon as he said that, Sun Wukong became angry, "I haven't dealt with you for a while, you're itchy, right?"
"hey-hey!"
Not only was Zhu Bajie not afraid, he smiled and looked expectant, and all the pockmarks flowed out, "Come on, I haven't had a fight for a long time, my hands are itchy, hehe, let's fight for three hundred rounds!"
As he said that, he took out the nine-toothed rake, and began to roll up his sleeves and roll up his robe, looking impatient.
As a result, Zhu Bajie had already prepared, but Sun Wukong ignored Zhu Bajie and turned around and left, slowly embarking on the road, looking indifferent.
"Oh, Monkey King Sun, you are fighting with the old pig!"
Zhu Bajie was as depressed as before. He immediately depressed, carried the nine-toothed rake, caught up with Sun Wukong and begged Sun Wukong to fight him.
"Not interested!"
Sun Wukong only said three words, then ignored Zhu Bajie, stopped talking, and rushed to the road in a muffled voice. He was like a injured child. Although he had three junior brothers and one master around him, he seemed very lonely, and there seemed to be a gap between him and others.
"well!"
Whether it was Zhu Bajie, the monk Sha in front of him and Tang Monk, when they saw this scene, they were quite helpless, shook their heads silently, and sighed in a low voice.
Since arguing with Guanyin Bodhisattva, since passing through Jinhua Mountain, and since meeting several waves of new monsters in the past few months...
Sun Wukong became more and more silent, and he looked at everyone ignoring him. Even Zhu Bajie called him Bimawen. He wanted to anger him and let him vent his anger. He was only angry, but he did not take action, which made Zhu Bajie and others helpless.
He was like a wounded hedgehog, quietly licking the wound by himself and putting away all the sharp thorns. He looked so pitiful. He was as if he was dead. Zhu Bajie and others tried to make him "live", but no matter what they did, Sun Wukong ignored it.
During this period, Sun Wukong often stared blankly and was in a daze, staring at the bright starry sky and the nine heavens hanging high in the scorching sun. I don’t know what he was thinking, but Zhu Bajie and others were interested in asking, but they couldn’t get any answers.
"Cry!"
In the sky, a bird soars freely and unrestrainedly. It dives from the sky to the ground, glides, and exerts force from the low altitude, flaps its wings, and rushes straight up...
Sun Wukong looked up and looked at the bird in the sky, staring blankly. A smile gradually appeared on his face, and finally he looked envious and eager.
"free?"
Behind, Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong who was out of reach, looked at him and looked at the back of the bird. He suddenly understood and whispered, then shook his head bitterly. The tight spell was a cage. Freedom was too far away for Sun Wukong.
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Everyone walked forward, but on that day they came to the Western Liang Women's Kingdom. This country is full of women, and it seems that men are rarely seen.
Women in the entire Western Liang Women's Kingdom do not regard men as beautiful as women in other countries. Therefore, even if Zhu Bajie looks like a pig, they do not look ugly. Whether it is the beautiful women or the wrinkled old women, they are constantly pulling and pulling at the group.
Of course, as the saying goes, have you never eaten pork or seen pig run? Even if these women have never seen men, they can tell whether men are handsome or shabby, so most people are Tang Monk who looks like a niche.
This made Tang Seng and others very uncomfortable and it was too difficult to greet. It was even more helpless than meeting a large number of invincible monsters and they didn't know how to deal with it.
Of course, Tang Monk, Sun Wukong, and Monk Sha were all feeling uncomfortable, while Zhu Bajie was extremely enjoying. For him, this was a place of gentleness and something he had always dreamed of. He was bathed in this beautiful atmosphere and enjoyed it very much.
Not long after, everyone finally squeezed out of the crowd and escaped from the woman's clutches. They boarded a boat and crossed the river to enter the palace and exchanged the pass certificate.
"These women are so scary!"
As soon as he boarded the boat, Sun Wukong, who was silent along the way, couldn't help but speak with a pale face, with a look of fear on his face, and the cold sweat on his forehead was flowing.
When Tang Monk and Monk Sha heard this, they agreed and nodded constantly, their faces twitched. Even though they had seen many big monsters before, they did not look like they looked.
"Ah, it's so cool!"
Just as everyone was sighing about leaving the clutches of the demon, an inappropriate voice suddenly sounded. Zhu Bajie put the monk's robe on his nose and sucked a scent of rouge on it, revealing an intoxicated look on his face, and the pockmarked seeth was squirting.
When Tang Monk saw this, his face turned dark, and several black lines surged on his forehead, and he was furious. Monk Sha closed his eyes directly and was invisible. As for Sun Wukong, he was relatively simple and straightforward. Without saying a word, he slapped Zhu Bajie on the back of his head.
"Bang!"
The slap was very strong and strong, and almost slapped Zhu Bajie's head into a flower. The pain made Zhu Bajie grin and shouted, "Damn monkey, you are looking for death, oh, it hurts the old pig!"
"Look at your promising prospects. You have become a monk and can't change your greedy and beautiful virtue. I really embarrass Lao Sun!"
Sun Wukong grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear and squeezed it hard, looking very angry.
Zhu Bajie grinded his teeth and said with hatred. "Food, sex, and sex, you know what's wrong, let go!"
"Jiji..."
Sun Wu was extremely air-conditioned and said angrily, "Ah, you are still food, sex and nature. You are a dead pig and pretending to be a saint? If you don't give Lao Sun a more honesty, Lao Sun wants you to feel good!"
As he said that, he twisted Zhu Bajie's ear 360 degrees again, and then let go.
"This dead monkey, oh, it's so cruel to start!"
Zhu Bajie was so painful that tears were almost falling out. He carefully held his ears with both hands and rubbed them gently. To relieve the pain, he looked at the women on the shore who waved to them. Zhu Bajie licked his lips like a thief and murmured, "Tsk tsk, what a pity, alas!"
"Plop!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Bajie suddenly felt a huge force coming from his back. Then he suddenly flew up and fell into the mother and mother river in an instant.
"Die monkey, the old pig and you are endless!"
Zhu Bajie swam rapidly in the Mother and Child River, and yelled at Sun Wukong. Suddenly, he let out a light whisper, "Hey. The river water is so sweet!"
As he said that, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but take a few sips, then lay on his back in the Mother and Child River, drifting freely.
"Haha..." The women on the shore suddenly burst into laughter when they saw this.
"Sha Monk, let me scoop a bowl of river water to quench my thirst!" Tang Monk also felt a little thirsty, so he asked Monk Sha to fill water for him.
Monk Sha naturally did as he did. Tang Monk also drank a bowl of river water. Monk Sha was about to take a sip, but was suddenly stopped by Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong frowned and said, "There seems something is wrong with this river water. Look at those women..."
Sure enough, when the women on the shore saw Tang Monk drinking water from the Mother and Child River again, they laughed ignorantly, smiling with a smile on their faces, making Zhu Bajie in the river drool again, and his face was fascinated, which made Tang Monk, Sha Monk and Sun Wukong look dark.
"Idiot, can't I come up?"
Sun Wukong really couldn't stand it anymore. He felt that Zhu Bajie was too embarrassed and made people laugh.
Zhu Bajie came to his senses, reluctantly withdrew his gaze, and then returned to the boat when he swam and turned around.
Sun Wukong was about to teach Zhu Bajie a lesson, but unexpectedly, Zhu Bajie suddenly covered his stomach and screamed, "Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, hiss...Ouch, it hurts to death the old pig!"
Both Tang Monk and Sha Monk were stunned. I wonder why Zhu Bajie suddenly cried out in pain. Sun Wukong couldn't care so much. He beat Zhu Bajie up and said, "Stop pretending to be old Sun. No matter how you pretend to be hurt, this beating will inevitably be inevitable!"
"Damn Bimawen, are you doing this? Ouch, the old pig's belly... it hurts so much..."
Zhu Bajie cursed at Sun Wukong with anger on his face. He thought that Sun Wukong was making fun of it. Then his stomach felt a piercing pain and began to swell.
Tang Monk and Sha Monk also stared at Sun Wukong with a look of suspicion, which made Sun Wukong ask the sky speechlessly, but at this moment, Tang Monk's stomach also hurts, and he falls on the boat in an instant, rolling around in pain.
"Senior Brother, is this...?"
Monk Sha had no choice but to look at Tang Monk and Zhu Bajie who were in great pain, and then looked at the women on the shore who were laughing at it, looking puzzled.
"It must be that there is something wrong with the river, but it shouldn't be a big deal, otherwise they wouldn't be watching the fun."
Sun Wukong looked at the woman on the shore and made such a guess, but he didn't know what was going on.
"Master and the others..."
Monk Sha looked at the painful Tang Monk and Zhu Bajie with a sad face, not knowing what to do, and Sun Wukong also had no choice...
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