Chapter 035 Let Li Ke faint for seven days
"You're so angry with me! You're so angry with me!" Li Ke, who was already overwhelmed by jealousy, couldn't bear it anymore. He grabbed Du Fan's clothes and threatened ferociously: "Boy, just listen to me.
Break up with Yaoyao as soon as possible, or I will let you know how powerful I am!"
Du Fan pretended to be scared but gritted his teeth and said, "I, I will not break up with Yaoyao. I will only love her in this life!"
After saying that, Du Fan still muttered in his heart: "Although she just said she would rather marry a pig!"
"Hmph! Okay, I'll give you a chance. As long as you let him beat me, I won't let my father go to your house to propose marriage again. How about it!" Li Ke made the conditions.
"This!" Yang Ziwen, who was hiding behind Du Fan, hesitated. She didn't know what Du Fan's skills were, but she wanted to take this opportunity to ask Li Ke.
Li Ke is really shameless. Not only did he drive away all the male colleagues who talked to Yang Ziwen, but he also threatened them. Now he even encouraged his father to propose marriage at his home.
Moreover, Yang Ziwen heard from her female colleagues that this Li Ke was a promiscuous person outside and was not a good person. Ever since she came back from the army and met her again, he had been harassing her.
Don't think that Yang Ziwen didn't know what Li Ke was paying attention to. Yang Ziwen was just careless and not stupid.
"Big sister, can you do it?" Yang Ziwen asked Du Fan in a low voice with hope. She wanted to get rid of Li Ke so much, and she didn't want Li Ke's father to go to her house to propose marriage.
Du Fan did not answer Yang Ziwen, but looked at Li Ke making a desperate look and mustered up the courage to say: "Yao Yao, don't worry, you will definitely defeat him for me, because you are mine!"
"Well, I believe you, go ahead!" After hearing Du Fan's promise, Yang Ziwen pushed Du Fan out with all her strength and hid aside.
"This Yang Ziwen, her face changes so quickly!" Sensing Yang Ziwen's thoughts, Du Fan could only shake his head and smile bitterly in his heart.
"Hmph!" Seeing that Du Fan actually came out to accept his challenge, Li Ke showed a winning smile on his face. He had been a policeman for several years and had received orthodox training. The poor boy in front of him was definitely no match for him.
"How dare you steal my girlfriend from me, Li Ke? If I don't let you know how powerful I am, my surname will not be Li!" Seeing Du Fan standing there casually, not doing anything, Li Ke became more confident.
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"I-I'm telling you, don't, don't hit me in the face!" Du Fan swallowed hard and reminded Li Ke.
"Huh, I know that's the guy you eat for!" Li Ke agreed, but he smiled sinisterly in his heart, "I'm going to kill the guy for eating today, and let's see how you seduce Yaoyao in the future!"
"Li Ke, a duel is a duel, don't insult others by calling them a pretty boy!" Yang Ziwen on the side heard the meaning of Li Ke's words and said dissatisfiedly.
"Damn it, miss, you'll die if you don't tell me!" Du Fan was speechless. He was not stupid, he just didn't want to say it. It's better now that Yang Ziwen took the initiative to say it.
Sure enough, after listening to Yang Ziwen's words, Li Ke smiled proudly and said: "Yao Yao, I didn't say he was a pretty boy, you said it yourself!"
"Li Ke!" Yang Ziwen immediately realized the mistake in her words, but it was too late to change, so she could only count on Du Fan to teach him a lesson.
Seeing that Yang Ziwen was speechless by him, Li Ke stared at Du Fan proudly and said: "Boy, I'm giving you one last chance. It's not too late to break up with Yang Ziwen, otherwise you will regret it later.
It’s too late!”
"I, I will not break up with Yaoyao, you, you can't even try to snatch him away from me!" Du Fan still gritted his teeth and insisted on not breaking up.
"Okay, then don't blame me for being rude!" Seeing that Du Fan was still obsessing, Li Ke couldn't bear it any longer. You didn't want me to slap you in the face. I will smash your pretty face today.
While Du Fan was still nervous, Li Ke rushed to Du Fan without saying a word or saying hello, and raised his hand to slap Du Fan on the face.
"Ah!" Yang Ziwen screamed when she saw this scene, but it was too late to remind Du Fan. She could only watch as Li Ke slapped Du Fan on the face.
"Humph, I don't know whether to live or die!" Seeing that his hand was immediately slapped on the face of the poor boy in front of him, the anger in Li Ke's heart seemed to disappear with this slap.
But just when Li Ke was waiting carefully for the sound that excited him, Du Fan suddenly made an unexpected move.
"Whoosh!" Just when Li Ke's palm was about to touch Du Fan's face, Du Fan quickly squatted down.
Just like that, Li Ke was spared the slap he was sure to receive, and because the force used was so strong, his whole body was carried by inertia and took a step forward.
This step happened to be in front of Du Fan. Du Fan, who had already squatted down, quickly stood up again, showed two rows of white teeth at Li Ke, and smiled.
"You..." Li Ke was so angry that he could not speak. Moreover, there was still a strong smell of liquor in Du Fan's mouth, which made Li Ke choke and speechless.
"What am I? You idiot!" Du Fan chuckled and punched straight out.
"Bang!" Before Li Ke could react, he was punched in the nose. Immediately, the intense pain of tears emitted from Li Ke's nose.
"Ouch!" Li Ke yelled, then his nose felt warm, he touched it, and when he put it in front of his eyes, Li Ke screamed, "Ah! I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding!"
Then he rolled his eyes and fainted!
"Uh!" Seeing Li Ke's reaction, Du Fan was dumbfounded and thought to himself: "It couldn't be that this punch directly killed him, right?"
Yang Ziwen, who had been hiding far away, came over curiously at this time, lightly kicked Li Ke, and said tentatively: "Li Ke, don't pretend to be dead, don't beat my boyfriend.
Let’s do this!”
But there was still no movement from Li Ke. Yang Ziwen continued to test uneasily: "Li Ke, you will only make me look down on you even more!"
"Hey, bastard, someone was killed. Why did you beat him to death?" Seeing that Li Kezhen didn't move, Yang Ziwen panicked. He didn't expect Du Fan to be so harsh.
"Holy crap, how is it possible? How could I beat him to death with so much strength?" Du Fan glanced at Yang Ziwen speechlessly.
"Then what happened to him?" Yang Ziwen didn't believe Du Fan's words at all. If he wasn't dead, why was he lying on the ground motionless!
Shaking his head helplessly, Du Fan walked to Li Ke, squatted down, stretched out his hand to try on the artery in Li Ke's neck, and said: "Officer Yang, he is not dead, he is just fainted. I think it may be possible."
It must be bleeding!"
"Grandma, it turned out to be bleeding. I was scared to death. I thought he was killed by you!" Yang Ziwen patted her round and plump breasts with lingering fear.
Then he said: "But he is really a waste, he was so frightened that he fainted from his own blood!"
In fact, this can't be blamed on Li Ke. In the past, he beat people until they were bleeding all over their bodies. He had never experienced anything like this. Now that Du Fan broke his nose with a fist, he immediately didn't know what to do and fainted when he was anxious.
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"Damn it, I can't tell, you are so powerful!" Yang Ziwen patted Du Fan on the shoulder with a very satisfied look.
Just when Du Fan was about to settle the score with Yang Ziwen, he heard thunderous words. Yang Ziwen said: "If I also faint from blood, wouldn't I be unable to wake up for one week every month!"
"What a waste!"
"Uh!" Du Fan was directly burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. He didn't know what to do, so he could only smile brightly and said: "Yes, yes, this Li Ke is so useless that he fainted!"
"Hehe, he is still powerful! If I meet him again, I will make him faint for a week!" Yang Ziwen chuckled, not knowing that Du Fan was about to be knocked out by lightning.
"Let's go, I'll take you in!" In order to prevent Yang Ziwen from saying more shocking things, Du Fan took Yang Ziwen's hand and walked into the backyard of the Southern District Branch, Yang Ziwen's residence.
"Da**, how do you think I should thank you?" Yang Ziwen sat on the bed and looked excitedly at Du Fan, who was still speechless.
Looking at Yang Ziwen speechlessly, Du Fan said: "You're welcome, I just have a question to ask you!"
"No problem, big lady, you can ask! As long as it's not my girl's measurements, I can tell you anything!" Yang Ziwen was very generous.
"Measurements?" After hearing Yang Ziwen's words, Du Fan's eyes instantly burst out with intense light. How could I have forgotten this matter.
"Hey hey hey!" Then Du Fan unconsciously showed a very lewd smile.
"Hey, big ****, what are you thinking about!" Seeing Du Fan's lewd smile, Yang Ziwen gave Du Fan a kick and said, "Big ****, I'm telling you, I won't tell you about me.
My measurements are small, even though you helped me tonight!"
"Ah! It's okay, it's okay!" Du Fan quickly calmed down the little Jiujiu in his heart and said, "Don't worry, I won't ask you for your measurements!"
"Then what are you going to ask me?" Yang Ziwen asked doubtfully. She couldn't think of anything else the big woman in front of her could ask besides asking about her measurements.
"Could it be...?" Yang Ziwen suddenly had another idea in her mind, "No way, why is this big bastard so perverted!"
When he thought of the question he wanted to ask, Du Fan was speechless for a moment, and said with a dark face: "You just said that even if you marry a pig, you will not marry Li Ke, but then you said that I am your boyfriend.
, what exactly do you mean?”
"Ah?" Yang Ziwen didn't understand yet and said blankly: "No, it's not interesting! I just want you to pretend to be my boyfriend!"
Misunderstanding that Yang Ziwen was pretending to be confused, Du Fan's face turned even darker and he exposed it directly: "You just said you would marry a pig instead of Li Ke, but in the blink of an eye you said I am your boyfriend, do you want to tell me
, I am a pig! Ah!”
"Haha..." After hearing Du Fan's words, Yang Ziwen laughed directly, and she laughed so happily and directly, not caring about Du Fan's increasingly dark face.
Chapter completed!