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Spoiler Stinky Taoists and Rotten Zombies 05(1/3)

Time flies, three hundred years fly by in the blink of an eye, Chu Xin has been with Zhuang Yuchen for three hundred years

In the past three hundred years, she spent half of her time practicing in the Immortal Cave, and the rest of the time following Zhuang Yuchen in slaying demons and doing good deeds. She transformed from a demon into the lowest zombie. Three hundred years of patience allowed her to cultivate into a demon again.

Chu Xin herself never thought that she could stay with Zhuang Yuchen for three hundred years.

She actually served the stinking Taoist priests for three hundred years. During the three hundred years, even the Maoshan sect of Taoist priests did not know how many times they were replaced. She watched them live, then watched them die, and finally turned into a pile of loess.

Chu Xin was hungry at night and didn't want to go down the mountain to buy something, so she secretly went to the Taoist temple in the middle of the night to look for food. She heard the headmaster of Maoshan talking to his disciples about how to congratulate the founder's 700th birthday in a few days.

The zombie has a headache. How should he celebrate the Taoist Priest's birthday? She has been with him for three hundred years and has never seen him celebrate his birthday or congratulated him.

For three hundred years, she had racked her brains to serve Zhuang Yuchen, taking care of everything in terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation. She would even warm his bed if he wanted to, but he was always cold and cold, as if he could live better without her.

, it really makes the zombie unhappy. She serves him front and back. If he leaves her one day, he will die!

While thinking about how to give him a thoughtful birthday gift, Chu Xin, who was attentive, suddenly discovered that Zhuang Yuchen's shoes were slightly damaged, and suddenly had an idea.

Over the past three hundred years, she had bought his shoes. He had worn out hundreds of pairs of her shoes, but she was not moved at all. This time she took it upon herself to make a pair for him. If he continued to be ignorant, she would kill him.

Everyone has their share!!!

So, Chu Xin secretly prepared, but for her, a zombie, making shoes was like a big girl getting into a sedan chair - the first time

A few days before Zhuang Yuchen's birthday, the head of Maoshan went up to the mountain to invite him. Unexpectedly, Zhuang Yuchen didn't want to be disturbed and Qing Xiu set up a barrier in the Immortal Cave so that his disciples could not visit him at all.

Chu Xin was inexplicably excited. Zhuang Yuchen wanted her to celebrate his birthday, so she specially prepared some fine wine and food, took him to sit under the moonlight, and took out the pair of shoes she made.

Zhuang Yuchen looked at the pair of shoes with different sizes, and his voice was always cold, "Did you do it?"

The Taoist priest's disgusted look made Chu Xin so angry that she wanted to show her fangs and her eyes were sore. She had put a lot of effort into doing this, but he didn't appreciate it!!!

"Master" Chu Xin endured the grievance and stretched out ten hands that were pricked with needles and looked at Zhuang Yuchen, "In order to make you a pair of shoes, my hands were pricked. Who knew you were not happy yet?"

"

Zhuang Yuchen glanced at her hand and said, "Okay, I'll just take it. There is some medicine in the house. You can use it to rub it."

"Thank you, Master." Chu Xin burst into tears and smiled. She ran back to the room and handed the medicine bottle to Zhuang Yuchen. "My disciple's hand hurts. Master, please wipe it for me."

Zhuang Yuchen, who was like a zombie with a black line on his face, took the medicine bottle and lowered his head to apply medicine to Chu Xin's corpse claws.

Looking at his serious look, Chu Xin felt that he seemed more pleasing to the eye than before. Is it easy for her? After being abused for three hundred years, she finally showed signs of turning over.

She quietly moved closer to him and felt his clean breath coming through. It smelled good.

Chu Xin lowered her head, her face suddenly turned red for no apparent reason. She felt ashamed for the first time in six hundred years and did not dare to look directly at Zhuang Yuchen. Over the years, he has been silent, but he has not abused her very much.

Yes, sometimes when I'm in a good mood, I'll give her a good look.

"Master..." Chu Xin called Zhuang Yuchen tremblingly, with some expectation that she didn't even notice.

Zhuang Yuchen looked up at her, and Chu Xin turned away awkwardly, "No...it's nothing."

After giving the medicine, Chu Xin brought out the specially bought food and wine, and said with a smile on his face: "I wish you, Master, good luck every year, and good luck every year."

"That's all." Zhuang Yuchen glanced at her intentionally or unintentionally, "The bounden duty of a Taoist priest is to eliminate demons and subjugate them. Being with zombies is not something worth showing off."

"I..." Chu Xin was furious, "What's wrong with the zombies! I've been serving you like a cow for three hundred years, what else are you dissatisfied with? Who do you think you are! I don't even have my parents."

I've been waiting for you for a whole day, why should I wait for you..."

After cursing and cursing, Chu Xin suddenly burst into tears. He is such a shameless Taoist priest, so bad!

"Why are you crying!" Zhuang Yuchen opened the wine jar, took a sip, and handed the jar to Chu Xin, "I just said that to you, but you're not done yet."

The depressed Chu Xin curled his lips, took the wine from the jar and started drinking it. In a short time, he drank all the liquor that he had bought to honor Zhuang Yuchen.

After all the wine was drunk, the zombies were also drunk. The aggrieved Chu Xin raised the wine jar angrily and smashed it into pieces, "You scolded me!"

Zhuang Yuchen's face was full of black lines, "I just said something casually"

"Do you know how many nights I stayed up to make a pair of shoes for you?" Chu Xin grabbed Zhuang Yuchen's collar, "All ten of my fingers were swollen due to needle pricks, what else are you dissatisfied with?"

Yes! Zhuang Yuchen, let me tell you, are you hard-hearted? I have tolerated you for three hundred years, I have done so much for you, why are you not grateful at all, wuwuwu..."

The drunken head tilted, and he fell on Zhuang Yuchen and cried, "You bully me, oh oh oh..."

"Who bullied you?" Zhuang Yuchen looked depressed and raised his hand to pat her shoulder.

Tears burst into tears, and the grievances of the past three hundred years poured out. Chu Xin cried for a long time before she stopped crying. She wiped her eyes with her corpse claws, lowered her head for a while and then said, "Are you angry with me?"

"No." Zhuang Yuchen looked up at the deep night sky, worried.

Chu Xin's eyelids sank, and she fell asleep leaning on Zhuang Yuchen.

Zhuang Yuchen shook his head helplessly, picked up the drunk zombie and returned to the room. He put her on the bed and covered her with a quilt.

When Chu Xin woke up, it was already noon the next day. She yawned and sat up. She was stunned to find that she was sleeping on Zhuang Yuchen's bed. She was stunned for a while and suddenly laughed.

She lay on the bed again, pulled up the quilt to cover her body, and took a deep breath through her nose. She smelled of Zhuang Yuchen's clean smell, which made her feel inexplicably happy.

Zhuang Yuchen's cold face couldn't help but appear in her mind. Chu Xin deeply felt that his nose was as good as his eyes. He was more handsome than all the men she had ever seen, and more handsome than her own father, haha...

Chu Xin lay on the bed for a while. The room was quiet. She was curious about where Zhuang Yuchen had gone, so she got up and walked out of the house.

The zombie leaned gently against the door, looking out at the Taoist robe that was the color of sky and water. She looked at him quietly. The resentment of the past three hundred years disappeared without a trace. Maybe the smelly Taoist priest was not as bad as she imagined, then...

As long as he returns his spiritual power to her, she can spare his life

"Master, what are you doing?"

"Setting up the formation" Zhuang Yuchen cast spells around the Immortal Cave, attracting the spiritual energy from the sky.

Chu Xin asked in confusion: "What kind of formation are we setting up?"

"You will know in the evening." Zhuang Yuchen drew black and white Bagua in the center of the formation, bit his finger and smeared the blood on the talisman paper, and pasted it around the Bagua formation.

"Master, I..." Chu Xin stood beside Zhuang Yuchen excitedly, "I will help you."

Zhuang Yuchen lowered his head and was busy, "No, just stay here."

Chu Xin opened her mouth and sat on the side depressedly, holding her chin up and looking at Zhuang Yuchen.

A cloud floated in the sky, and two figures stood on the cloud, slowly landing in the Immortal Cave.

Chu Xin opened her eyes wide, and after a while she said in shock: "Steamed Bun, why are you here?"

Chu Xin was very familiar with the two figures who came here. One was Bodhisattva, and the other was his compatriot Tian. Why did Steamed Bun get mixed up with Bodhisattva? He would never be able to play the pole in eight lifetimes.

The teenage child saluted to the Bodhisattva. The Bodhisattva smiled and nodded. The child walked towards Chu Xin with a smile on his face and said, "Sister"

"What's going on?" Chu Xin patted Steamed Bun on the shoulder, "Why are you hanging out with her?"

She quietly glanced at the Bodhisattva and saw her holding a water purification bottle and walking towards Zhuang Yuchen with a smile. The two gods were talking softly to the side.

"The Bodhisattva accepted me as his disciple," Mantou said happily: "My father and mother agreed. I have been with the Bodhisattva for several years. I will go back to the corpse world to visit my father and my mother every once in a while. You haven't been back for a long time.

Yes, when will you go back?"

"Why did you follow her?" When she heard that Mantou followed Bodhisattva, Chu Xin suddenly became anxious, "You are my father and mother's favorite. In the future, the entire corpse world will be yours. If you do anything bad, you will have to worship her.

Master? Don’t you know that zombies and gods are incompatible with each other?”

"Sister, don't be angry." Steamed Bun smiled like the wind, "Zombies and Taoist priests are also natural enemies. Why did my sister get along with the benefactor of Nengzhuang for three hundred years?"

"Have you learned to teach me a lesson?" Chu Xin pinched the corner of the steamed bun's mouth, "Can we compare? My sister endured the humiliation to take back her own spiritual power. Children don't understand. Don't talk nonsense. I will teach you a lesson later. Go and listen.

, what are they talking about?" Humph, you stinky Taoist priest, he treated her with a cold face and smiled at that woman, so biased!

"It's a great thing for my sister"

Chu Xin's eyes lit up, "What's the matter?"

"Secrets must not be leaked"

"What kind of virtue!" Chu Xin rolled his eyes and pushed the steamed bun, "Just go ahead and play, why are you pretending to be serious?"

Chu Xin quietly observed Zhuang Yuchen and Bodhisattva, but he was too far away to hear what they were talking about, but things didn't seem to be settled, and Bodhisattva finally left the Immortal Cave with the steamed buns.

The zombie waited patiently until night, and Zhuang Yuchen finally stopped trying to be pretentious, "You've been here for three hundred years?"

"Yeah" Chu Xin nodded desperately

"It's time to return the things I left here to you."

"Really." Chu Xin was overjoyed, and immediately burst into tears, holding Zhuang Yuchen's hand tightly, "Thank you, Master, thank you Master!!!" It was great. The cold-blooded Taoist priest was finally moved by her, and his conscience found out that he wanted to

Returned her spiritual power to her

"You are now a demon. If I return my spiritual power to you, I'm afraid it will be the time for you to survive the catastrophe."

Chu Xin opened her mouth in surprise, "Master, do you mean that once you return your spiritual power to me, I will turn into a dragon?"

Zhuang Yuchen nodded, "It's just that you have too many distracting thoughts, so this disaster may not be a good thing for you." The evil thoughts are too strong, and the disaster may be annihilating for her.

"Then..." Chu Xin looked at the formation that Zhuang Yuchen had put in place and suddenly realized, "Master, is this the formation that was designed to survive the catastrophe?"

Zhuang Yuchen nodded, "The time is almost here, please prepare."

"Thank you, Master!" Chu Xin hugged Zhuang Yuchen excitedly, "I knew Master would be good to me."

"No matter how big or small you are," Zhuang Yuchen pushed her away with a cold tone, "Whether it is a blessing or a disaster, it is your fate."

Chu Xin clenched his fist and said, "As long as Master is here, I will definitely succeed. When I succeed in overcoming the tribulation, I will definitely serve Master well. I will serve you for the rest of my life."
To be continued...
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