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108 Molesting a Taoist Priest

"Shopkeeper, a pot of Longjing, a plate of pine nut cake, peanuts, vegetables, cucumbers, chicken feet..." Yang Qiyu ordered several snacks in one breath, then raised his head and asked Zhuang Yuchen: "Brother, please order some

What?"

"Foodie" Zhuang Yuchen looks down on someone indifferently

"Haha..." Yang Qiyu laughed, "I'm still growing, so naturally I have to eat more." I hate it, I'm only fourteen years old, and my body isn't fully developed yet.

"As you grow taller, you eat more. Why are you eating all this mess?"

"Senior brother, in Maoshan it's either rice or vegetables. I'll get tired of it and rarely follow you out. I'd be treating myself badly if I don't take the opportunity to eat something good."

As soon as the cakes arrived, Yang Qiyu stuffed them into his mouth directly, his cheeks bulging, "Senior brother, the guy wearing the hat by the window seems to have a very high level of spiritual practice. Do you want to go now? Can you wait until I finish eating?"

Someone said while eating, the pine nut cake sprayed all over Zhuang Yuchen's face. Zhuang Yuchen's face was covered with black lines. He stretched out his hand to wipe the cake foam from his face, "Don't talk when you are eating!"

"Senior brother, you see, even zombies are not exempt from vulgarity. Just like men, they like to have a beautiful girl by their side." Yang Qiyu chuckled and stuffed something into his mouth, "Well, it's delicious. It's really delicious. Senior brother, why don't you try a piece?"

"

"..." Don't be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but be afraid of partners who are like pigs

After eating a lot of food to fill his stomach, Yang Qiyu tasted a few mouthfuls of Longjing and discussed with Zhuang Yuchen: "Senior brother, after the gangster is cleared away, I want to go back. My mother sent me a message, saying that my sister Yun will be here soon.

It’s my twelfth birthday, and she wants me to go back and propose marriage, and marry Sister Yun as soon as I’m pregnant.” When Yang Qiyu mentioned getting married, all he could think about was his sister Yun.

"Okay, I just want to go home. Let's meet at the foot of Maoshan Mountain." It's been a few years since I left home. It's time to go back and have a look.

"Brother, what are you going home for?" Yang Qiyu asked curiously: "Are you planning to get married to your fiancée?"

"Lou Suo" Zhuang Yuchen rolled his eyes at him, "Eat your food"

"Senior brother, you rarely mention your family in the mountains. Tell me, senior brother is a talented person and very capable. In the future, the master will definitely pass on the position of head to you. Your future is limitless. In your hometown, are there many girls who admire you?

, the queue from the south of the city to the east of the city is endless.”

Zhuang Yuchen has a headache for the gossipy Yang Qiyu

"It's a pity that the second senior sister's heart is about to be broken." Alas, the master only has a precious daughter. She is usually arrogant, but she fell in love with the fifth senior brother at first sight. The master is also extremely satisfied with the fifth senior brother and hopes to have a son-in-law who will ride a dragon. Unexpectedly,

The fifth senior brother has been engaged since he was a child. Alas, what a goddess who has the heart to help Wang Wumeng.

It's a sin for a man to be handsome. Look, how many girls in the world have broken their hearts. Even zombies are no exception. They were originally extremely ugly, but they turned into handsome skins to seduce women. In fact, what he wanted to say was that the zombie's eyes were really good.

Pick, choose a peerless beauty to start with, tsk tsk...

Zhuang Yuchen scolded: "Eat your food, you are troublesome."

"Xiu'er, Sha, come here for something to eat." When the delicious food was served, Zhu Qiqi greeted the two live treasures who had never seen the world.

Hearing Zhu Qiqi's shout, Zhuang Yuchen's hand holding the tea cup froze, and his eyes turned to the back of the figure lying by the window.

"It's time to eat." Xiu'er patted Zongzi on the shoulder and returned to their seats.

But sitting down, Xiu'er's face turned stiff. Sitting directly opposite her, not far away, were actually two Taoist priests. When did Zhujia Town become so small that even turning around, one could bump into the Taoist priests?

What should I do if I look nervously at the rice dumplings subconsciously? There is a Taoist priest!

"Senior brother" Yang Qiyu noticed the clues of what was going on and quickly lowered his voice and said: "That woman seems a little strange."

"What's weird?" Zhuang Yuchen said lightly: "She knows that the people around her are zombies, and she also knows that we want to catch him."

"No," Yang Qiyu said in surprise, "She actually knows that the man is a zombie?"

Playing with the tea cup with his slender fingers, Zhuang Yuchen glanced at him casually, "She knows more than you."

Yang Qiyu opened his eyes wide and looked at the woman named Xiu'er in disbelief.

Two straight looking eyes were focused on Xiu'er and Zongzi. Xiuer was so panicked that he was on pins and needles. His hands under the table were tightly squeezing Zongzi's sleeves. What should I do? Should I go or not?

Compared with Xiu'er who was at a loss, Zongzi seemed much more calm and calm, holding Xiu'er's fingers under the table and playing with them.

"Why don't you eat?" Zhu Qiqi moved her chopsticks and began to eat happily. Facing the bastard, her ultimate goal was to be as imageless as possible.

Shao Yao echoed: "Xiu'er, Asha, you guys eat it."

"Eat, eat..." The corners of Xiu'er's mouth were stiff, and the hand holding the chopsticks couldn't help but tremble. She secretly glanced at the two Taoist priests from the corner of her eye. No, they were looking at the rice dumplings beside her with malicious intent.

With a flick of the chopsticks, the rice dumplings fell onto the table.

Zongzi's sharp eyes picked up the fermented rice balls with his hands and stuffed them into Xiu'er's mouth.

"..." Xiu'er wanted to die. She didn't seem to have told the zombie that things dropped on the table could not be picked up and eaten.

Before entering Zhu's house, she couldn't even fill her stomach. Let alone the food she dropped on the ground, even if it fell in the soil, she couldn't bear to throw it away. She still had to pick it up and eat it. After all, in the era of war, people used weeds and bark to eat.

It is a very happy thing to have a full meal. If she is not in a place where people come and go, she will pick it up and eat it. She does not waste food. But in the Zhu family, in front of the master of the Zhu family, this kind of injustice

You must not do elegant things as it will bring disgrace to the Zhu family.

"It's not clean anymore." Xiu'er put his hand on the table and used the chopsticks to knock off the meatballs in his hand.

"Xiu'er, eat." While Xiu'er was wiping his hands, Zongzi picked up a green glutinous rice dumpling with his other hand and tried to stuff it into her mouth.

Xiu'er's face turned red to the base of her ears. She hurriedly pulled off his hand and whispered: "You must use chopsticks to eat, and you are not allowed to hold it with your hands."

"Pfft..." Yang Qiyu, who was not far away, couldn't help laughing, "Haha, evil things are evil things, and they don't look like humans when they pretend to be human beings."

Zhuang Yuchen gave him a stern look. Yang Qiyu immediately did not dare to speak anymore and continued to be a foodie.

Xiu'er handed Zongzi a pair of chopsticks. Zongzi was confused and took the chopsticks blankly. However, he was also a smart zombie. He didn't know how to do it himself. He would first see how others acted.

She gave him a look, then slowed down her chopsticks and slowly picked up a glutinous rice ball.

Zongzi followed suit and tried to use his thumb, index finger, and middle finger to pick up the chopsticks. But even though he had the ability to kill dragons, swallow clouds, and walk like the wind, he couldn't find any way to fiddle with two small bamboo sticks dozens of times without success. Zombie

His violent temper was gradually exposed. He put his five fingers together, held the chopsticks tightly, and stabbed a glutinous rice dumpling with the tip of the chopsticks.

The glutinous rice dumplings were stuck, but with a "click", the plate cracked and shattered.

The faces of the three people present were all stunned.

"Pfft..." Yang Qiyu, peeping from a distance, squirted

Zhuang Yuchen's expression was serious. He didn't expect that zombies would be intelligent, and he could actually understand human speech. It seemed that it was not an ordinary monster. It seemed that things were not as simple as he expected.

"I'm sorry, Miss, Master Shao." Xiu'er apologized to Zhu Qiqi and Shao Yao repeatedly, "My cousin grew up outside the Great Wall. He always eats with his hands. He doesn't know how to use chopsticks..."

"It's okay, it's okay, you're a man, you have to speak, act and eat with vigor." Zhu Qiqi laughed and said, "Xiu'er, what is your cousin's staple food outside the Great Wall?"

"..." Xiu'er thought for a while, "pancakes, hand-caught mutton, etc. Anyway, the living habits there are very different from those in the Central Plains."

"Your cousin is a martial arts practitioner, and it's hard to control his strength for a while." Shao Yan couldn't help but laugh, and continued to care: "A new master came to Ruyizhai not long ago. It is said that the skill of making pancakes is very good. Do you want to try it?

"

"No, no, no, no," Zhu Qiqi hurriedly stopped, "Asha grew up eating pancakes, and everyone is crazy about eating them. It took a lot of effort to come to the Central Plains to order some food, but today all I ordered were sweets. Ahsha doesn't like to eat Xiu'er. Go back.

Make him a bowl of noodles and add an egg as a snack." She forgot for a moment that zombies don't eat, and almost revealed her secret.

"Thank you, Miss." With Zhu Qiqi coming to the rescue, Xiu'er's anxious heart finally calmed down a bit. However, when she thought of the two Taoist priests staring at her across the way, she suddenly felt on pins and needles. "Miss, I feel a little uncomfortable. Can you take Ah Sha first?"

Go back?" She secretly tugged on Zhu Qiqi's sleeves to indicate that there was a Taoist priest in front of her.

Zhu Qiqi turned around and looked over, wow, there was indeed a Taoist priest, and there were two handsome guys, one was a young handsome guy, and the other was a handsome guy like an iceberg, not bad, not bad...

She threw two flirtatious looks at Zhuang Yuchen and Yang Qiyu from a distance. All the men in the world are dead. Anyone who is handsome is either a zombie or a Taoist priest. What is wrong with this world?

"Ugh..." Yang Qiyu couldn't hold it back, and the tea in his mouth spurted out. Are all women nowadays good at showing off their looks? No wonder they are so ugly, they are born to be shameless!

"Okay, you go back first." Zhu Qiqi is also a bit big-headed, and her grandma is a bear. Even when she goes out to eat, she will encounter Taoist priests who interfere with her good deeds.

Zhu Qiqi has seen a lot of handsome men, but because of the incident between An Yueze and Meishan Taoist, she has no good impression of Taoist priests. They are all magicians who use mystery to deceive people out of money.

"Thank you, Miss." Zhu Qiqi granted amnesty to the world. Xiu'er took Zongzi's hand and left Ruyizhai quickly.

As soon as the zombie left, Yang Qiyu immediately paid the bill, picked up the guy and chased him out. Seeing this, Zhu Qiqi rushed over and put her arm on his shoulder, "Hey, this Taoist, why did you leave just after sitting down?

"

She stretched out her embroidered shoes and rubbed Zhuang Yuchen's legs with open eyes. Unexpectedly, Zhuang Yuchen's figure turned slightly and avoided Zhu Qiqi. Zhu Qiqi was not afraid that her every move would fall into the eyes of the bastard. She leaned forward,

He grabbed Zhuang Yuchen's sleeves and said, "Oh, it's rare for two Taoist masters to come to Zhujia Town. I'm the host today. I've invited the little girl to your table. If you have something to ask me, please come and sit down and help me solve it."

Please excuse me for a moment."

"Shameless!" Yang Qiyu pushed Zhu Qiqi away and broke into pieces.

Zhu Qiqi's face was immediately disgusted that she had grown so big. There were many people who scolded her in private, but he was the first one who dared to scold her for being shameless in person!

"Hey, little brother, your hair hasn't even grown yet, why are you speaking so ugly?" She reached out to push him, and while bumping her body against him, she quietly put her hand into her pocket, and sprinkled a stream of white powder on him.

"I've never seen you so shameless." Even though Yang Qiyu was young, he competed with the parrot of the head boss's wife in Maoshan. Over time, he developed a vicious tongue, "Being ugly is not yours. Wrong, it’s your fault for coming out to scare people.”

Zhu Qiqi asked herself that she was not very pretty, but she was not as ugly as he said. I wonder which woman in the world would like to hear a man say that she is ugly? Her lungs immediately exploded with anger, "Do you have the guts to say it again?" !”

"Ugly!" Yang Qiyu is a close disciple of Zheng Huoying. He is the youngest among the many disciples in Maoshan. In addition, he is loved by his master's wife and treats him as his own son. His fellow disciples naturally dote on him and treat him as his own son. Developed a character who acted lawlessly and regardless of the consequences

Not far away, Shao Yao heard Yang Qiyu's words and couldn't help but feel the same. Recently, Zhu Qiqi had been subjected to bad words and various insidious tricks. Now that he saw her being teased, no matter how well-educated he was, he could not hide his lips. upward smile

But after all, he is a man who has seen big events, and he is also a well-educated young man from a wealthy family. Although Zhu Qiqi teased the two Taoist priests rudely, but after all, she is a girl and has always been used to being pampered and rude. He should help her out of love

He had just taken a few steps forward when Zhu Qiqi suddenly got mad and rushed forward, throwing Yang Qiyu over her shoulder and slamming him to the ground. She rushed forward and punched him...

Things happened so suddenly that Shao Yan and Zhuang Yuchen were both dumbfounded. They quickly stepped forward and pulled away the two people who were fighting on the ground.

People in the Taoist sect have more or less some martial arts skills for self-defense, but after all, they are not martial arts people. They are very capable of exorcising and catching demons, but martial arts, in the eyes of outsiders, are just inferior fist and kick skills. But Zhu Qiqi is different. Although she is born In modern times, she has more than ten years of karate experience. In addition, Yang Qiyu despises women too much and is unprepared, so it is inevitable that she will be beaten.
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