"In this case, you must think of a way to stay out of the matter!"

Wu Jie does not intend to take risks with his own safety, even if the warning given by the system is not strong, it means that the probability of an accident will not be very high.

But as long as there is this probability, he feels that he should not take risks, including a few important teammates in the team, it is best not to be involved.

Besides, we have to consider the issue of ban, because once we go to the scene, it will be difficult not to be involved in such emergencies. The chances of being banned are very high, which will undoubtedly affect the combat plan of this season.

But what should we do to stop so many people from going to Liverpool?

Wu Jie watched the game time. The League Cup was held at Liverpool on January 2, and he had a lot of time to come up with solutions.

But sometimes you don’t need to think about the method, because it will come to your door.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the new style home in Fukushima is about to open! The ingredients we selected are airlifted to the store every week from the best water quality in Fukushima Prefecture, Japan, so you can taste the freshest in the world

Live blue-blooded tuna, Japanese real bream rich in depleted uranium, black thorns with IQs up to 60, various types of teppanyaki that can still jump alive at high temperatures of 250 degrees, as well as sea urchins that can survive on land, live red shells...

Even the living giant monster Tesla, we can catch it for you, who makes it always stop slowing down and stranding on our beach...Okay, just kidding...but except for the freshest seafood

, You can also taste the tritium-flavored rice, the conjoined eight-core peaches, Fukushima carbon tritium water... "

While Wu Jie was thinking, he suddenly heard an advertisement for a Japanese restaurant about to open on TV, which looked quite high-end.

He was not very interested in Japanese data, but this advertisement made him inspire, and soon an idea that Arsenal would not need to go to Liverpool was born.

In the last game in December, Arsenal defeated his city rival Tottenham at home!

This was a 4-1 victory. Wu Jie scored an ordinary second goal in the game, increasing his league goal to 40 in one fell swoop.

In the history of the five major European leagues, few people can score 40 league goals in a single season, but Wu Jie only took 22 games to complete the results that most superstars would never reach in their lifetime.

However, the whole world no longer knows how to express praise, because the jokes have been used up unknowingly.

However, Arsenal will definitely celebrate after such a big victory in the same city derby. It is a normal way to celebrate together.

Wu Jie invited the whole team to celebrate the next day, which was naturally not inappropriate. The only thing that was a bit abrupt was that the celebration location did not match the attributes of the English League One players, so he chose a newly opened Japanese restaurant.

This new-style home house named "Twin Leaf Bear" was opened only after Christmas, and it only took a few days to open. In addition to the location and decoration, the price is also a high-end restaurant, there are no Arsenal players.

Have you heard of the food at this restaurant?

Wu Jie didn't know whether the food was delicious or not, but it didn't matter. He had already booked the entire restaurant two days ago, and tonight it was like Arsenal's reservation.

Of course, he did not invite the team members to bring his female companion, because that was not ordinary unethical.

Arsenal's substitute players were not invited. Tonight they were invited to the team's starting and main rotation players, but they are still considered the entire Arsenal team.

The owner of this restaurant learned that it was Wu Jie who booked the venue tonight, and the guest was Arsenal, and he didn't even open during the day. He took out all kinds of ingredients carefully prepared early in the morning.

The entire restaurant was also in the excitement of greeting the emperor all day long, and everyone was extremely excited and motivated.

Arsenal is now the most influential and fans in Europe.

Such a team will be better for dining at a restaurant to increase its popularity and promotional effect than for advertising on TV.

Moreover, today they were also hosting the pride of Asia and the ultimate idol of Japan, and Mr. Alien whom they would remember for their lifetime after serving.

This is more than just a glorious glory, it is simply a honor that can make them explode on the spot!

So the restaurant dared not relax at all. They must leave a satisfactory impression on Wu Jie and Arsenal players!

"Boss, I like Japanese cuisine, but I always have diarrhea, but the restaurant you chose looks very clean!"

Quinn, a young high center, has made great progress this season. He didn't know whether he liked or resisted after coming to the restaurant, but his words really made Wu Jie smile bitterly.

"Japan is an expert in raw food. Although people who die from parasites every year rank first in the world," Wu Jie joked and also complained in his heart, "Boy, you are afraid that it will be unusual tonight.

Now!"

Wu Jie's method of staying out of the matter is very unethical. Arsenal will go to Liverpool tomorrow, but if the whole team is unable to stand firm that day, then naturally there is no need to go to Liverpool.

This method means that he will inevitably suffer once, but this kind of "pull" is not really a negative effect. He actually uses a drug-clearing card, and after pulling it, it will be beneficial to the body.

Of course, the owner of this restaurant basically booked a good time to close the door, and it is likely that the opening and closing of the door were both in the same week.

But he had no guilt. This was not because the boss was Japanese, but when he used the system to check the information of the restaurant owner, he had already clearly learned that this person was a descendant of the war criminals invading China and was even more a right-wing member.

, more than once he entered the Yasukuni Shrine to worship, and of course he had no guilt towards such a person.

"Wu Sang, we are so glorious that we can come here to have a meal!"

After Arsenal's people arrived, the boss quickly brought his wife to thank Wu Jie for his visit.

Of course, I was also indispensable to bowing and saying all kinds of compliments. Finally, I hope Wu Jie can leave a few photos with his team.

Of course, Wu Jie smiled and satisfied the boss's death request. The Arsenal players chatted for a while and then sat down quickly.

The environment of this restaurant looks really good, and the food on the menu looks very attractive. Many people have been aroused by greed and are ready to feast on them.

But before starting, Wu Jie naturally had to give a short speech. He raised his glass and whispered: "Thank you for being invited! Thank you for your elegant performance this season! Thank you for your whole life for doing it for the team.

Contributions made! Let’s toast now and wish you to kill the annoying Liverpool tomorrow!”

"Cheers, kill Liverpool!"

All Arsenal players raised their glasses, not knowing what was waiting for them for a while.

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"Report! The fourth round of the League Cup is about to start, but Arsenal suffered collective diarrhea and may not be able to go to Liverpool to fight!"

"Shocked! News came from London that Arsenal's entire team suffered from collective diarrhea after the dinner, suspected of food poisoning!"

"Big news! The collective diarrhea before the Arsenal war caused anger to fans, and the dining restaurant has been surrounded by hundreds of Gunner fans!"

"According to reliable information, aliens have to go in at least 7 times a night, and each time is not short. This is the reason!"

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Early the next morning, there is no need to guess about Arsenal's collective food poisoning. It must have been like a bomb dropped on the whole of England. Soon the media in the European continent were heard and frantically inquire about the news to report. European people also looked at it.

Sent to this explosive news.

Arsenal also urgently announced some news early that morning and informed the FA that 12 players of the team had symptoms of diarrhea and vomiting, hoping to postpone the fourth round of the League Cup match against Liverpool in the evening.

However, the causes of collective diarrhea caused by players, Arsenal only announced that the diarrhea was after the player had a dinner at a restaurant last night. However, the specific cause and condition must be confirmed after further diagnosis and adjustments by relevant departments.

Major media are obviously not satisfied with the news, because Arsenal only announced that 12 people had diarrhea, but did not disclose the situation of Wu Jie and several core players, and did not announce whether the players' situation improved at this time?

So what is the real situation?

The real situation at this time is: Wu Jie, an alien who was reported to have been pulled seven times overnight, just pulled him for the first time in the morning, and he just made him sick.

At noon, heavy news came from Arsenal again. This morning, six more players had vomiting and diarrhea from the ground and were sent to the hospital for treatment.

Wu Jie only got sick at this time and was the last of the six new players.

Wu Jie also considered this order of disease, because in the future, his physical fitness will be a certificate that is better than ordinary people. If you don’t believe it, you can see: even if it is pulled, aliens will be the last one!

In the afternoon, Arsenal had to announce the latest news. Wu Jie did become a member of the Latte army, but he did not attack until noon and was undergoing treatment at Princess Grace Hospital.

Gunners fans were completely desperate after receiving the news because it meant that Wu Jie would not be able to play in the evening game. Now they can only hope that the FA can agree to their request to reschedule the game.

When Arsenal set off for Liverpool at noon, he applied to the FA to postpone the game. The media also photographed Arsenal players boarding the plane, almost all of them were substitutes and youth training.

If anyone pretends to be a carnival against Liverpool in this lineup, there will definitely be no opera singing!

The FA finally made a notice in the afternoon, saying that after urgent discussion and research, the decision would not be made to postpone the game.

This is because in the British professional football league, there has never been a case where the team has collective diarrhea. Arsenal also has enough substitutes and youth training players to replace, so it rejected Arsenal's request to play again on a date.

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This means that Arsenal can only send a substitute + youth training lineup against Liverpool on the away game tonight, because their main players are in and out of seven in the hospital at this moment.

Of course, as soon as this news came out, countless people waiting to see Arsenal's unlucky were full of joy.

Liverpool is naturally the most excited, and countless fans are shouting "Hallelujah"!

This time, God really appeared!

The aliens who should be killed and the damn Arsenal were finally retribution!

In London, many media have shown their magical powers to learn a lot of inside information, and have even grasped the list of players who had food poisoning yesterday through the news leaked from the team and the hospital.

This list naturally made the Arsenal fans who could not go to Liverpool ran to another few hundred people surrounded the Japanese cuisine. In the end, thousands of people, led by extreme fans, even the restaurant next door was burned for several.

Home.

Not only that, the Gunners fans who were heading to the away game also had a fierce conflict with the gloating Liverpool fans before the game. Almost all fans of both sides were drunk outside the court, so naturally they had to say hello if they had a disagreement.

The other party’s female family is here.

If there were no large number of policemen to maintain order, it would be a scramble for ten thousand people before the game started.

But this is obviously a foreshadowing, because even if a large number of police officers maintain order, there were several fan fights outside the court before the game started, as well as arson incidents caused by unknown parties.

In the evening, the Daily Telegraph released a recording of the phone to the TV station. Everyone could hear Wu Jie's voice on the other end of the phone and felt a little weak. He said: "I also started to have diarrhea before I left, and then I kept observing in the hospital.

The situation has not improved completely yet.”

After that, the recording was obviously interrupted. I guess he ran to the toilet and sprayed it again. Then he heard Wu Jie's voice becoming more weak and told the reporter weakly about the incident.

According to him, nearly twenty of them went to a newly opened Japanese food store yesterday for a meal.
To be continued...