Chapter 594: Physics Does Not Exist
On June 14, 1990, the massacre known as the "Bolivia Massacre" shocked the entire football world!
The brutality of Chinese football has plunged the whole world into panic, especially the other two teams in Group F. They are really heartbroken, fearing that they will become the next victim.
After the Chinese team caused an unprecedented tragedy in the World Cup, they went back to prepare for the second game of the group in a low-key manner.
During this period, except for media such as CCTV and World Football Magazine, there was basically no contact with these most terrifying football stars on the planet.
However, the rise of Asian teams still attracted a lot of attention. The next day in the Group G match between North Korea and the Netherlands, the world was shocked again with a 0:0 score.
This game really shocked Europe. The Dutch team was the champion of the European Cup in 1988. With the strong rise of the Orange Army with the Three Musketeers, this World Cup has Ronald Koeman, Rijkader, Gullit,
There are four football superstars like Van Basten, and newcomers such as Witzger, Luo Yin, and Winter are also gradually rising. In short, the Orange Army's roster has a lot of famous figures in European football.
But such a seeded team that plays offensive football was actually tied by North Korea, which is currently only ranked fifth in Asia. This has to make the world football once again surprised by the progress of Asian football.
"Damn, just look at that terrifying Chinese team! These Asian teams always play against such a devilish team. It's impossible not to improve quickly!"
"That's right. I heard that many Asian teams train in China all year round. They are even in the same training base as the Chinese team. They have played against each other many times."
"What? This is so enviable! Don't they get to see aliens often?"
"..."
The level displayed by the Asian teams in this World Cup surprised many people, and they were immediately naturally associated with the Chinese team by media and fans from various countries.
This is not wrong. The fact that these Asian teams can perform such shocking performances is indeed related to the fact that they are often brutally beaten by the Chinese team.
It's like a low-star king playing training matches with a top professional team for a month, and then letting him go back to play a low-star king game, it will definitely be a relief and a relief.
In addition, this Dutch team, which was strong on paper, was originally very far apart for some reason. It failed to win a single match during the entire World Cup schedule, and finally went home in disgrace with 3 draws and 1 loss.
Therefore, today's draw with the tenacious North Korea is not too surprising. After all, North Korean football has always had a tradition of exploding in the World Cup. Even if they beat the Netherlands today, it would not be too upset.
"Bah, it's really not a real Asian team!"
But on the same day, when the Australian team lost 0:3 to Austria two hours later, European and American media naturally began to report that "Asian teams" were not always the creators of upsets.
However, the Asian media have cast disdainful glances at Australia, because they do not think Australia is an Asian team, and they are even dissatisfied with the forced merger with Oceania into one division.
Therefore, in this World Cup, under the leadership of the Chinese team and most Asian teams playing well, the Australian team that suffered a heavy defeat today has replaced Saudi Arabia and become the shame of Asia.
What, you said Saudi Arabia was given 6 goals?
Then there is a reason for the camels. What kind of team are they fighting?
Austria has been unable to fight back even though you have kicked a lot, so will it lose to Mexico by 6 points? After losing to Mexico by 6 points, will it lose to Spain by 9 points?
At this time, the eyes of the whole world are on the Chinese team, and of course his Asian followers.
But the Chinese team, which is at the center of public opinion at this time, is unusually quiet, as if all this has nothing to do with them.
This low-key situation lasted until nearly a week later, because the Chinese team's second group game was finally going to start on June 21.
This is indeed a lot of rest time. After this year's World Cup expanded to 32 teams, the schedule has also become much more scientific, especially the interval between each game in the group stage is six days, which makes everyone very comfortable.
The Irishman said: It’s so comfortable! Do you know how painful it is to wait for death?
This is really pitiful. Ireland, the most awkward of the first-tier teams, has become the object of everyone's sympathy and gloating since they were assigned to Group F.
But the small group knows that the strength of this team is not bad. Although their lineup is not as bright as the Netherlands, and they don't even have a leader who can be called a superstar, this team has many low-key talents.
The players, the starting lineup has no obvious shortcomings, the chemical reaction is very good, and the coaching staff is also among the best. Such a team is most likely to become a dark horse.
European football will always produce such dark horses, and there are even many dark horses who can really beat the odds.
This also proves from the side that European football has a strong foundation, especially that there are always many low-key and capable players who often perform better in competitions than those well-known superstars.
Of course, the opposite can also be said. Many famous club stars perform poorly in national team competitions.
The Netherlands this year is a typical example, and Ireland is another example.
But unfortunately, the Irish encountered a Chinese team that would kill everyone at the first sight. At this time, the ferocious rabbits would smash them to pieces no matter who the opponent was!
Ruda has publicly issued a "clean sheet declaration", which makes the Chinese team dare not neglect the defense at all. Even the last careless loss of the enemy may be strangled to death.
His military order that anyone who scores a goal for the Chinese team will immediately retire on the spot has been spread around the world this week.
In the history of the World Cup, no team has ever conceded a "clean sheet", or even conceded only one goal. The current record for the fewest goals conceded is only three goals.
Therefore, Ruda's "clean sheet declaration" caused an uproar around the world, and also made many people wait to see him retire on the spot.
But the Irish team obviously couldn't do this. In the entire first half of this game, the Irish team was undoubtedly at a disadvantage in terms of statistics. Among them, the number of shots was only 3, which was not much better than Bolivia.
On the other hand, the Chinese team was very aggressive. They completed 12 shots in the first half, 6 of which were on target, and created 4 goals.
It is worth mentioning that Wu Jie scored again in the first half today, and it was a "Wandering Dragon" after a long absence from the world stage.
In the 11th minute of the first half, Wu Jie took advantage of Wang Yuanlin's free kick on the right, about 27 meters away from the goal. Finally, under the eager eyes of fans around the world, he staged a goal that only Chinese players can do so far.
The "elevator ball" kicked out.
At that time, his ball drew an exaggerated C-shaped arc in the air. The Chinese commentator described it as "as graceful as a startling giant, as graceful as a swimming dragon." This was an exclusive goal for aliens!
Then these words were slapped in the face by a person in the second half, and this person's name is no outsider, but Ruda who has been firmly remembered in the hearts of the whole world and is waiting to see his joke.
This physics-defying goal that stunned even aliens occurred in the 66th minute of the second half.
Ruda was defending the Irish team's corner kick at the time. He effortlessly ejected from the crowd, overwhelming Whiteside and Armstrong, who were obviously tall but looked like two dwarfs next to him, and
He was half a body taller than everyone else and easily pushed the ball out.
This scene has such a strong impact on people. Every time Ruda defends corner kicks and free kicks, he is like a arrogant adult who has sneaked into the court exclusively for elementary school students to bully people.
Lin Yaodong, a goalkeeper who is extremely good at defending high-altitude balls, feels full of security every time he sees this scene.
Of course, it's also a bit painful, because with Ruda on the back line defending high-altitude balls, he really has nothing to do!
But this defense was just the beginning of Ruda becoming the public enemy of physics. Ireland's captain McGrath took control of Ruda's ball and immediately passed the ball to the forward who seemed to be unmarked in the penalty area for a moment.
hamilton.
"be cheated!"
But as soon as the ball was passed, McGrath knew it would not last seconds, because the next moment he saw Zheng Guohong and Shang Yun, who started today, including one of Luda's long legs, all of them were horizontal.
In the passing lane.
It was obvious that these three people had noticed this loophole early, and even deliberately released this loophole as a trap, just waiting for him to deliver the ball to their feet.
But they didn't expect that they weren't the only ones who had a million eyes on each other, because even Lin Yaodong moved to the direction where there might be a threat without leaving a trace the moment McGrath passed the ball.
So strictly speaking, even if this pass can bypass the saturation interception that was set up by three people in advance, Hamilton still has to face the goalkeeper who makes forwards around the world weak when he shoots.
But the reality is that this pass didn't even get past Ruda's first hurdle. His long legs directly intercepted the ball halfway.
After Ruda stole the ball, he moved forward. Although his strength was a bit too strong, he still relied on his amazing explosive power, especially his overbearing body, to directly launch McGrath, who was still trying to counterattack, five meters away.
, and then fell to the ground and rolled for several meters before stopping.
The referee on duty did not hesitate and did not call Ruda a foul at all.
Although McGrath was as exaggerated as if he was hit by a large truck, but faced with Ruda's monster-like body, it is estimated that even if the alien comes, he will have to fly several meters away.
It’s good that this guy didn’t get hit to death, but you still want a card?
"Fuck, I'll kick it myself!"
After Ruda broke through easily, or knocked away McGrath easily, he looked up and saw that there was no one in front of him. Even the goalkeeper on the opposite side seemed to be standing a little forward.
At this moment, he suddenly felt a wave of anger in his heart, and he was so angry that he immediately pushed the ball forward. After taking three big steps, he violently swung his thigh, which was almost as thick as other people's legs, and then
It was a loud "bang"!
"Holy shit! Did the football explode?"
This loud noise made the players from the two nearby teams couldn't help but have an exaggerated thought. They could not even see clearly the flight path of the football after it was shot out, because this ultra-long shot from the backcourt was really...
It’s so fucking explosive!
Ireland goalkeeper Jennings did not expect that Ruda would shoot from there, nor did he expect that the ball would explode to the extent that it might actually explode directly from the air.
But at the very first moment, he was sure of stopping it.
After all, this shot was more than fifty meters away, and it was time to slow down after the explosive force traveled thirty meters.
He was right. This non-human shot, which was later calculated to exceed 215 kilometers per hour, slowed down in the last twenty meters and showed its true shape. You can even see that the flight path of the ball has obviously deviated from the goal.
Jennings had retreated to the small penalty area at this moment. He just breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the black and white football suddenly jumping left and right.
"Damn it, did you masturbate too much?"
At this time, Jennings only had this thought, and then he saw the weird ball flying into the penalty area, as if physics no longer existed, and it actually continued in front of him like the curved shot of the protagonist of "Captain Soccer"
After moving left and right several times, it formed a weird "S"-shaped arc, and with an obvious sudden drop, it just floated towards the goal in front of him, as if the cartoon had come to life.
Facing this shot that was enough to lift the coffin of Einstein, Jennings didn't even raise his hand in a symbolic gesture at the last moment.
Judging from the TV screen, the audience thought he was under a petrification spell at that moment. After retreating to the small penalty area, he stood there stupidly, watching the flying football motionless.
"boom!"
At this time, Zhan Nings, who was motionless, heard a loud noise of something suddenly exploding from behind!
"Huh? There seems to be a sound? But no matter what, physics no longer exists anyway! Maybe the next second, this world will not exist either! Will I go to heaven by then?"
Zhan Ningsi was in a state of cognitive subversion. When he heard the sound of something exploding, he had no intention of looking back. He still stood there stupidly as if he had lost his soul, thinking in his heart whether he was
Dreaming? Are you qualified to go to heaven?
Chapter completed!