Author: Still Life JW

Lu Daguanren is new to England, but the rest of the Chinese team are tired of England.

So when they saw the Chinese team's starting lineup that night, even the Chinese fans were a little confused!

The Chinese team’s starting lineup——

Frontcourt: Luda (93↑), Wu Sheng (90↑)

Midfielder: Ren Zhihui (92↑), Zhou Haowen (90↑), Chen Haonan (99++), Zhou Yurong (81↑), Wang Yuanlin (91↑)

Backcourt: Wu Jie (99+++++), Zheng Guohong (91↑), Shang Yun (89↑)

Goalkeeper: Lin Yaodong (99++)

When the British man saw this starting lineup, he immediately touched his scalp, which was feeling cold and numb.

It’s no wonder they have chills on their heads. Wu Sheng’s height of 1.94 meters is already considered small in football. As for Luda, a guy with bare feet reaching 2.06 meters, he has basically hit the ceiling of football players.

Broken.

Therefore, any team that sees the opponent's forward combination with such a sky-shattering height will probably feel that there is an awesome person holding a gun over their head.

But this is not the only drawback of this starting lineup. Why did the aliens get to the backcourt?

"Yeah, why did the alien play as a central defender?"

"Playing as a centre-back? How can you break the scoring record?"

"Is it a role reversal?"

"..."

The positions of Wu Jie and Lu Da were exchanged, which was completely beyond the expectations of the outside world. This was somewhat of a random rhythm.

Also, how come Zhou Yurong, the rookie No. 1 pick, is also in the starting lineup?

The most disgusting thing is that you directly play the formation. Doesn't this take the English's long pass seriously?

No, you simply don’t treat British people as human beings!

"Who says you can't score goals if you play as a defender?"

Wu Jie's face at this time is very similar to Tang Bohu in the movie "Original Plane". He wants to show people tonight how he can steal all the tricks from a central defender!

As for today's formation, I really don't regard the British as human beings, but who knows that Lin Yaodong hasn't won the hundreds of millions of spinach yet.

Seeing that his investment might be ruined, this guy simply proposed to split the winnings 50-50 with Ruda.

So, Luda stood up and supported Zhou Yurong to start!

Now the two big guys wanted to give the young man a chance, so Wu Jie did a favor and even took the initiative to give up his position in the midfield, suggesting that the two-week combination should start together.

But in this way, he must use his full strength today, otherwise the three defenders will really be too busy.

"Too busy?" Lin Yaodong was unhappy when he heard this. During the pre-match meeting, he waved his hand and said, "You all press forward boldly. I will kick the guard again today!"

Chen Haonan said that his balls hurt. These teammates really don't regard England as human beings. They are just pretending to be better than the others. He hopes that the golden status of the Chinese team will not be broken tonight.

Of course, he doesn't think his team will overturn. At most, the achievement of "winning without conceding a goal" will be easily broken. Ruda can easily be forced to retire after winning, and how can a small England do that?

Qualification cost them so much.

At this time, the English people on the other side, after seeing the extremely arrogant lineup of the Chinese team, were of course furious at the first moment!

But after two jumps, the faces of the group of people became increasingly ugly and paler.

This is because they really don’t have the confidence to make the Chinese team pay the price for their arrogance!

In other words, Chinese football is qualified to ignore English football based on its strength!

This can be seen from the furious England team who still sent out a defensive lineup after their anger - they really put themselves in an absolutely weak position. This is a sign of being extremely aware of their own strength and status.

cognized.

As for what to do with this bad breath, the British happily chose to endure it!

You didn't expect this!

GB starting lineup -

Frontcourt: Gary Lineker (90), Peter Beardsley (87)

Midfielder: David Platt (88), Paul Gascoigne (89), Chris Waddle (86)

Backcourt: Stuart Pearce (87), Mark Wright (86), Steve Bruce (87), Terry Butcher (86), Lee Dixon (88)

Goalkeeper: Peter Hilton (83)

"Fuck, a forward who was able to become the core of the team in England is actually sitting on the bench in the Chinese team!"

At this time, when the English fans saw Yang Shuhua actually playing as a substitute, they couldn't help but let out an extremely sour roar after a burst of envy and jealousy!

"Made, why do I feel like the boss is trying to take advantage of me?"

Lin Yaodong and Lu Da suddenly thought of something. Wu Jie's real intention today was to take advantage of the situation to directly suppress Yang Shuhua and Wu Sheng, the two biggest opponents competing for the Golden Boot, right?

Although Yang Shuhua is on the bench now, the Serie A golden shoe will definitely come on in the second half, and the one who will be replaced then will definitely be Wu Sheng.

In this way, the two biggest opponents competing for the Golden Boot can only play half of the game today.

Even though Wu Jie is playing as a central defender, does anyone really think that the alien is not capable of playing at the defender position?

Doing this can even give people a feeling: Look, I have gone to play as a defender, and I have no intention of competing with my juniors for golden boots!

At this time, Yang Shuhua and his poor brother could not have imagined that their boss was not only on the fifth floor, he was actually on the 18th floor.

"Boss, long time no see!"

"Boss, we really miss you!"

"Boss, will you go back to Europe?"

"Boss, can you be gentler today?"

"..."

Before this game, the Chinese team finally saw their opponents coming up to say hello.

Lineker, Terry, Dixon, and Platt are all Arsenal players. Although the latter two were just younger brothers on the bench, the first two are indeed the generals of Alien. They are also

The hero of the Arsenal dynasty.

Of course, Lineker and Platt left Arsenal last season, but they do remember those glorious days of sweeping Europe.

"I'm really happy to see you. Although we are now going our separate ways, it is these scattered fragments of time that spell out scenes from the past and constitute our common memory. It is really the most glorious corolla of this era!

"

Of course Wu Jie couldn't say: "Be gentle? Go north! I'm afraid you'll die too peacefully!"

So he simply pretended to be mysterious and mysterious!

When dealing with English football players whose cultural level is generally low, this set of words is naturally enough to make the opponent stunned and speechless.

The two sides finished their polite greetings, and at 20:00 on the evening of July 4th, this world-famous World Cup quarter-finals finally officially started at the "Olympic Stadium in Rome"!

After the Canadian referee blew the whistle to start the game, the England team decided to try to take the lead when kicking off today.

However, Gascoigne's first breakthrough encountered a hurdle that even Maradona couldn't get over!

Who knows whether this man is the most talented midfielder in England, but in Chen Haonan's eyes, he is far inferior to the thirty-year-old Maradona.

Of course Gascoigne knows that Chen Haonan is the number one defensive midfielder in active service, but because English League One clubs have not been able to participate in the European war in recent years, their group of new English stars have not met with real superstars from other countries and occasionally played a game.

Not much can be seen at all in the warm-up match.

Therefore, Gascoigne, who was so praised by the English media, obviously did not have a clear understanding of his own strength, and today he still wanted to challenge Chen Haonan, the world's number one defensive midfielder.

Then, I saw Chen Haonan who had completely predicted Gascoigne's movements. He first used the death coil that frightened the stars all over the world, seriously interfering with his dribbling, and then directly knocked Gascoigne with an extremely precise shot.

Coyne connected the ball with the man and knocked him to the ground.

For such a clean and civilized steal, the referee would not have called a foul unless he was blind.

The Canadian referee obviously didn't play with a mission. After stealing the ball, Chen Haonan chased after him and pretended to poke the ball to his teammate. However, at the last moment, he used his toes to poke the ball past the crotch of Platt who came to fight for it.

Platt also obviously lacks the experience of fighting against real superstars, and he has never seen a top player like Chen Haonan who goes all out.

He never thought that Chen Haonan would play such a trick on him during this shot, and by the time he reacted, he could no longer hold back the inertia of his body rushing forward.

However, Chen Haonan made an emergency stop and passed the ball around. After catching up with the football, he stepped forward and accelerated directly towards the heart of the English half.

"Stop him! Put him down quickly! Don't let him rush past!"

The old Robson was kicked out of class by the Chinese team four years ago, but the British later discovered that no one except Robson was qualified to lead England, so they asked him to leave before this World Cup.

This England team, which is a continuous link between the previous three lions, is indeed a group with excellent paper strength among the previous Three Lions. If this group of young players were not affected by the British football ban and lacked real training, this England team would even be qualified to go.

The most outstanding generation in competition.

But the lack of a life-or-death battle with a truly strong team was fatal in the World Cup. After Chen Haonan stole the ball and counterattacked, he passed two people in an instant, and the English team's defense had no time to react quickly. No one could make up for it for a while.

Beware of Chen Haonan.
To be continued...