Chapter 485 What to do if you encounter a snake spirit(1/2)
"I thought you were going to climb out of the wall in front!"
Feng Chi came back to his senses, pointed to the shorter section of wall in front, then raised his finger to the side, and looked at Feng Yi in shock:
"Why did you turn over from this side? This side is so high! Did you fly here with wings?!"
The last time Feng Chi saw someone jumping from a two-story building, he was on a filming set, watching stuntmen jump from such a high place.
But there are enough safety preparations on the set, and it doesn’t look that easy!
Feng Yi patted him on the shoulder: "Don't do bad things."
Just now, he sensed that there was no one else here and his location was close to here. He didn't want to go around the house in front, so he took a shortcut and turned over.
Feng Chi took a deep breath, took back his cell phone, and clapped his hands: "You can't stand you on two floors. You are indeed a fierce man who can swim alone in the tropical rainforest!"
He didn't say anything about his plan to secretly film Feng Yi climbing over the wall.
"No wonder the directors and instructors of our program have always been obsessed with you. During daily training, when the guests stretch their crotches, they will take you out to stimulate them. Tsk!"
When talking about this, Feng Chi remembered another episode during the filming.
"One time, when the group was talking about survival in the wild, they somehow brought up the topic of your solo expedition into the mountains. One of the guests, an old man, wanted to say that you and us have different types of work and cannot be compared, but he accidentally said:
'Different species'!"
Feng Yi: "..."
Feng Chi sighed: "The old man corrected him later, but we all agree that mistakes create classics! Unfortunately, the slip of the tongue was edited out during post-production."
If it involves other celebrities, the slip of the tongue will be a mistake and can become a joke. But this program is quite special, and the program team also needs to consider the feelings of the UN Security Bureau, and Feng Yi’s identity is also not ordinary, which is not good
Feel free to take it out for fun.
Feng Yi didn't want to continue talking about this topic here, so he pointed to the courtyard next to him: "My friend's house, he doesn't live here now, I'll rent it temporarily. Let's go inside and rest for a while."
"I happen to be thirsty. Hey, this looks like a good place at first glance, but let's go to the club I booked later. It has more atmosphere there!"
Feng Chi said this. In fact, he didn't really want to talk about private matters in other people's places.
No matter how close the friends are, they can't really let Feng Yi regard this place as his home, right?
"Where is the door?" Feng Chi asked.
"The side door is sealed and not unlocked. Go around and go to the main door." Feng Yi said.
"okay!"
Soon, the two of them were holding hands, and Feng Chi and Feng Yi whispered some interesting things they encountered in class today.
Walk a little further and there are other people there.
Feng Chi's voice dropped a little, but when he started talking, he didn't stop. He came closer and whispered to Feng Yi.
An old man in front put his hands behind his back, glanced in the direction where they were, laughed loudly, and said to another cyclist beside him:
"Ha, I just saw two puppies over there biting their ears!"
Feng Chi immediately became unhappy and said to himself: Uncle, who do you think you are?!
Just as he was about to say something back, he saw two Pekingese dogs not far away, biting their ears (Physics).
...It really means it literally, not the two of them whispering inwardly.
Feng Chi coughed lightly and said sarcastically: "These two puppies are the same. Why are they biting their ears when they are fighting?"
"Okay, let's go quickly. There's a gate in front of us. Let's take a rest in the house first."
Feng Yi led him into the house.
After resting for a while, the two of them packed up and set off again.
There was a car ready in the garage of this courtyard house, so Xiao Jia sent the two of them there according to the address given by Feng Chi.
Feng Chi said that there are quite a lot of people in this club during the day.
After swiping his membership card, Feng Chi took Feng Yi upstairs to the reserved box.
"The private rooms upstairs are generally not open to the public and are only open to members. Many entrepreneurs discuss business here, so the privacy is very good. If you want to listen to music, you can listen to the live version. If you don't want to listen to music, just close the window."
Feng Yi nodded: "It is indeed suitable for loud conspiracy."
Feng Chi laughed and said: "It's not fun to chat in a low voice! You have to laugh loudly and curse loudly!"
The two sat down in the box without anyone else disturbing them.
Feng Chi picked up the bottle and poured wine: "Drink a little wine, don't drink too much. I have to attend training classes. I may have to practice more in the evening."
Feng Yi agreed: "I can't drink too much. I have to face many leaders of the Joint Security Bureau in the meeting tomorrow."
When facing people from the Federal Security Bureau, you need to be more cautious and have a clear mind. You must not be confused. He is planning to shift blame in the meeting tomorrow. Your brain must not be blinded by alcohol!
Neither of them wanted to drink. Before they had even two sips of wine, Feng Chi couldn't wait to talk about the follow-up to the old man's invitation to the Taoist priest.
"We also chose a day to go to the ancestor's grave in the middle of the night to perform a religious ceremony. It was said to be quite grand. I didn't see the scene, and no one else was there, so I can't provide any information, but I made up the scene in my mind of a disco dancing on the grave in the middle of the night!
"By doing this, can the ancestors really bless you? Is it true that they won't raise the coffin? Anyway, I haven't seen much effect.
"There are rumors within the family that the old man is contacting another sect, and it is a foreign sect. I am confused, can a foreign sect be useful? Will the ancestors be acclimated to the climate?"
Feng Chi's face was full of doubts, and he asked Feng Yi again:
"How are you? Is this time going well?"
"I'm fine." Feng Yi said.
Not only did she shed her skin, she also had a "friendly discussion" with the Butterfly Project team.
Everything went smoothly.
Feng Chi secretly complained: The old man paid people to do so many rituals, but if the ancestor really has a spirit and has to choose one of the two, it is more likely that Feng Yi will be chosen!
The old man was so lonely during this religious ceremony!
"I also heard that the old man spent a huge amount of money to buy a lot of magic weapons! Brother, do you have any magic weapons?"
Feng Chi originally planned to go find someone to buy two magic weapons to protect himself and ward off evil spirits when Feng Yi said "no".
Feng Yi thought for a while: "Yes."
Fengchi:?!
Feng Yi: "When I went on a mission to catch sea snakes, the director of an observation station over there gave me Fa Hai Bo."
Feng Chi: "..."
Feng Chi: "Is that the big bowl you used to eat when you were video chatting with me?"
Feng Yi: "Yes."
Feng Chi: "Does that count? Hey, maybe it really works! You see how smoothly you are catching snakes now, and the snakes you encounter are bigger than the others. You may encounter a snake spirit one day, so just use the handle of the alms bowl
It's gone! Bring to a boil over high heat and add a pinch of salt..."
Feng Yi: "What nonsense are you talking about? Pay attention to your words!"
Feng Chi: "Ahem, I'm sorry for being so quick-tongued. I shouldn't have said such cruel words in front of your experts."
Feng Yi: "Where did the snake spirit come from?!"
As soon as he mentioned this, Feng Chi came over and said mysteriously:
"I really can't say for sure. Look at the giant anaconda you met recently, which is on the hot search list. It's so big! It can become a spirit, right? Don't they all say that a snake becomes a python, and a python becomes an anaconda?
Great success!"
Feng Yi corrected: "Seriously, in taxonomy, the classification of pythons and anacondas is not based on absolute size."
Feng Chi waved his hand: "I don't care about taxonomy, just say whether it is unbelievably big! This is not ancient times, the time is very recent, only three hundred years ago, if the people found such a big snake at that time
, Either offer it as an offering, or kill it to sacrifice to heaven!"
When Feng Chi was searching for news, he saw the pictures and videos of giant anacondas restored by the computer. He got goosebumps all over his body and his hair stood on end through the screen.
So scary!
That snake is so big that it can really eat a person in one bite!
Isn't it said on the Internet that snakes that are six or seven meters tall can already eat people. If a snake that is more than ten meters tall can eat people, doesn't it just eat them one by one as a snack?
When posting comments, many netizens said that the snake must have become a spirit!
Feng Chi is really worried. His brother specializes in catching snakes. Will he be hated? What if he encounters a live snake spirit?
And over there in Yangcheng, the old man may be looking for some kind of demon to make Tiezi.
His brother really needs a magic weapon to ward off evil spirits!
The more he thought about it, the more worried he became, so Feng Chi continued to advise:
"Brother, it's just the two of us. Tell the truth. What was your first thought when you saw that really big anaconda in the tropical rainforest? Were you particularly shocked, shocked, dumbfounded, and speechless?
Believe it? Huh? Tell me, what do you think? Use one word to describe it!"
Feng Yi: "Pet."
To be continued...