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Chapter five hundred and eighty sixth: first floor offering sacrifices to Yuan Niang

At this time, the misunderstanding between Gongsun Xiao and me became increasingly bigger and bigger. Now the situation of full blooming peach blossoms is obviously not what I want to see: "Obviously, this is just a misunderstanding. If possible, I can help you catch the thin man and beat him hard." Although I said this, I still didn't dare to put down my hands. To be precise, I still covered my face tightly and airtightly.

Seeing my appearance, Gongsun felt relieved, his resentment was not as great as before, and he even laughed out loud. It can be seen that this girl is very scheming and is not the kind of petty person at all.

"Actually, I'm just here to ask you to have a meal. Don't you go? It's rare that I'll go out and buy something in person." The thin man looked at Gongsun and Xiao and said softly.

In general, this guy is indeed innocent, but if it weren't for him, there wouldn't be a second misunderstanding between Gongsun Xiao. Therefore, I finally came to a conclusion that the two misunderstandings had nothing to do with me at all. The first time was because Gongsun Xiao took the initiative to get forward, so I experienced that inadvertent incident. Therefore, this mistake was mainly on Gongsun Xiao.

As for the second time, it was obviously the cause of Gongsun Xiao. The reason was the same as the first time. It was because she took the initiative to move forward. In fact, it was just two steps. If she didn't take these two steps forward, maybe I wouldn't have happened to press her shuangfeng. The consequence of this second misunderstanding was the Skinny. If it weren't for his sudden push of the door, perhaps nothing would have happened after that. Therefore, in the second misunderstanding, I was still the one who was most hurt.

"I remember I haven't committed any evil in the past two days!" I whispered to the two of them.

When the thin man heard this, he gave me a blank look and said, "What else do you want to commit? When the sect team competition is playing, killing so many people is not called committing evil, right?"

"Let's go for dinner!" Gongsun Xiao touched his stomach, pulled us and started walking towards the living room.

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"Oh, today's food is quite sumptuous." I sneered at the table of fast food.

"By the way, Master Nian, do you want the formula of the potion developed by our Duzun Building?" The thin man sat down, handed the bowl to me and Gongsun Xiao, and asked softly.

When I heard Shouzi's words, I was a little confused. In fact, I had never told him about this: "How do you know? Shouzi, have you and I have already cultivated to the state of spiritual communication?" Looking at Shouzi, I made a joke, which made Gongsun Xiao, who was sitting beside him roll his eyes.

"In fact, you betrayed yourself. At the dinner party, your expression and eyes have already told me that you want the prescription from our Duzunlou." The thin man picked up a chicken leg and put it in his mouth, like a great swordsman of the world, with a completely arrogant expression on his face.

Seeing this, I also picked up a chicken leg, imitated the thin man, and said, "Is it because my acting skills have declined or your vision has become higher?"

"Hmph." The thin man sneered: "Everything!"

Standing up, taking the remote control, turning on the TV, Gongsun Xiao dialed a singing and dancing program to watch, and a charming elder sister on the TV was singing: "Spring Story~"

After dialing a program, Gongsun Xiao turned his eyes to me, looked at me in the eyes, and asked, "Who were you talking to before? Who was the person in that video? Does your face hurt?" He asked three questions in a row. Although the first two mean the same, her last question was full of warmth.

To be honest, I like her now, this gentle and considerate little girl next door.

‘The gentleness in her eyes is shown, shouldn’t I lie to her?’ Thinking of this in my heart, I decided to drag the cause and effect of the matter out: “If that woman is a male multi-dimensional player, logically speaking, she should know her, and she is Yuan Niang. As for my face, from the perspective of swelling, it may be a bit difficult if I don’t keep myself in a few days and want to reduce the swelling.”

As I said that, I subconsciously touched my face.

However, who knew that the moment I heard the word Yuan Niang, Gongsun Xiao and Skinny completely went wild: "This is not important. What's important is that the woman you talked to was Yuan Niang, known as the most beautiful beauty in the Forum of All Dimensions Times?" Gongsun Xiao said in shock. This made my heart cold, as if I had fallen into an ice cellar under the Nine Nethers.

"I think Mr. Shou has been on the forum for many dimensions for so long, but even Sailor Moon, who was spoofed by Bao Zhao, was not attracted to him by the second dimension. I didn't expect that you, a slag who has basically never been on the forum, could seduce Yuan Niang! Tell me, how did you do it?" Shouzi looked at me, narrowed his eyes, and his expression was like a monkey in the ages.

Seeing this, I responded to him: "The white dragon horse, with its hooves facing west, carrying Tang Seng and his three disciples, and went to the West to obtain the scriptures. It took tens of thousands of miles, such as demons and ghosts, beautiful women's skins, and the seventy-two transformed enemies. You are now the Sun Wukong, Master Shou." After singing a few sentences, I began to say to the two: "Actually, I didn't say anything, just wrote a 'First Floor Sacrifice to Yuanniang~' on the first floor of the post, so Yuanniang found my head."

When the thin man heard this, his eyes widened: "What? Are you so sure that you are indeed saying "First floor sacrifice to Yuanniang", rather than "First floor giving Yuanniang"?"

After thinking about it, I nodded to indicate that I was sure.

"Didn't anyone scold you?" The thin man pretended to be calm, but his trembling hand had completely betrayed him.

After thinking about it again, I began to pretend to be calm: "I was sandwiched between the second and fourth floors, and I became a mistress, and I was full of scolding." I responded softly.

The thin man sighed and said, "If those guys don't scold you, there will be a ghost. Let me tell you two of you. You must not say sacrifices or give such unlucky words in front of Yuan Niang, otherwise you will have to pay attention to your life. In the past, some rich second-generations relied on how much money they had at home, so they wanted to use this to attract Yuan Niang out. As a result, they are all beaten into a vegetable and lying in the hospital. I mean, without exception!"

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