052 Pink fungus
Zhang Siqian even forgot to take off the socks on his head. Not only Zhang Siqian, but everyone in the audience did the same.
Seeing this effect, Wang Ye didn't take it seriously and continued: "Students, please stop your hands, sit down, and listen to what I say. If what I say is wrong, I will personally take down Zhu Xiaotian. If what I say is right,
Then let’s just have fun and pretend that we just watched a bloody idol drama, treat Zhu Xiaotian as a fart and let him go.”
"Ha ha!"
All the students in the audience burst out laughing. They were all impressed by Wang Ye's sense of humor. They all returned to the stands obediently and did not continue to pursue Zhu Xiaotian. The two students who were knocked down by Zhu Xiaotian just now
They were all carried away by the school doctor, and the whole situation was brought under control by Wang Ye with a few words.
In fact, on the surface, Wang Ye's words seem to be nonsense, but they contain knowledge about interpersonal relationships that is invisible to others. Wang Ye knows that the cause of the riot is not because of himself, but because of Ma Ruo. Wang Ye only
It was just a trigger, the straw that broke the camel's back.
Precisely because Wang Ye knew that this was the case, Wang Ye did what he wanted and said some witticisms to attract the students' ideas, and then insulted Zhu Xiaotian. In this way, everyone's emotions could be restrained and the scene would be calm.
Being controlled.
This scene was something that Principal Zhang Siqian had not expected. When he saw this scene, he originally planned to invite several leaders of the Education Bureau to dinner tonight to let them keep their positions, but now it seems that it is not necessary, so now he will
He let go and did not obstruct Wang Ye. He continued to let Wang Ye speak with the microphone.
Wang Ye continued: "I am also a freshman. Many of you here are my senior brothers and sisters. If you were to put them in those fantasy novels, you would all be my fellow seniors. I ran out just now
I can’t even believe the time of 9.58 seconds, but what I can guarantee is that I will definitely not use doping. As for what instructor Zhu Xiaotian said about me using doping, it’s all nonsense.”
"In our bullshit society, there are many bullshit people and many bullshit things, just like this military training for new students. Many people say that this military training is not a normal military training, but a process of evolution from pink fungus to black fungus. This
That's right, but it's too extreme. Just imagine, what kind of girl would like such an African-looking instructor? So we can conclude that some freshmen have their brains kicked by donkeys, and it can also be said that they like Africans.
That’s why the theory of evolution emerged.”
Wang Ye looked down at the audience and continued: "Actually, everyone can think about it, would a normal girl do such an unreliable thing? The answer is, 10,000% not. What kind of girl would do such a thing?
I can tell you clearly that the first type is the nympho type. This kind of girl likes these soldiers, but obviously does not belong to this type. The second type is the money worshiping type. I can definitely be sure that this is the type.
If you say this, everyone will definitely ask, why?”
"The answer is very simple. The money-worshiping type puts profits first. As long as you give her benefits, let alone having sex, even having a child, she will be fine. But the students may say that Instructor Zhu has no money, what benefits can you give her?
"
"Speaking of this, many students studying economics must know that the benefits are not only money. For example, if you play online games and a priest is killed, she will definitely not be able to defeat the enemy herself, but he can find high-level
Soldiers, let the soldiers help him solve it, but the soldiers can't go in vain, but the priests have no money, so at this time, if they really want to kill the enemy, the priests will consider milking others. In online games, milking is equal to
Add blood, I don’t know in reality.”
"So, whether a school beauty is a school beauty or not is just a cloud. The real school beauty is always hidden among the people."
"In addition, sometimes the new students are not necessarily pink fungus, there are more black fungus these days!"
After Wang Ye finished speaking, he walked off the podium and sat next to the three girls, waiting for the next game. He was also very happy. He didn't expect that his skills on the spot were so good. He said these words that he would never think of normally.
, he actually opened his mouth and said it now.
Could it be...
Thinking of this, Wang Ye didn't dare to think about it anymore. He couldn't help but recall the situation during the 100-meter race just now. The feeling of being able to clearly feel the heartbeat came to mind.
If it can strengthen a person's body, medicine is scary enough. But if it can strengthen the brain, make the brain run at a high speed, and even increase the IQ sharply, it is not only scary, but also makes the world fear it. Because people who know Kung Fu
There are many, but there are very few very smart people, such as the principal Zhang Siqian just now.
It seems like I need to go home and ask Lin Xueyan what's going on.
…
After Wang Ye finished speaking, the whole place was completely silent. Even Zhu Xiaotian, who was disgraced, felt that he had suffered a loss. That Ma Ruo didn't seem to be a good girl. I really regretted going outside last night and not even seeing clearly below.
Big loss.
After a dead silence, the audience burst into thunderous applause again, and Zhang Siqian and others also said some reliable words. And the school committee temporarily decided to cancel the long-distance running competition in the morning and hold it in the afternoon, and convened an emergency school committee meeting.
, and decided to punish Zhu Xiaotian.
As for the result of the sprint competition, Wang Ye still came out on top. The theory is very simple. Even if ordinary people take stimulants, they cannot run as fast as 9.58 seconds. This is what the sports coach at the scene said. Look.
He was very excited when the news came out and really wanted Wang Ye to learn physical education, but would Wang Ye agree?
…
Seeing that he had nothing to do, Wang Ye quickly left with the girls. Now this school is a place of right and wrong, and the most important thing for Wang Ye now is not to go to school, but to think about how to develop his own power and for
Lin Qubing takes revenge.
On the way back to the villa.
An Xin, who was sitting next to Wang Ye, said: "Classmate Wang Ye, I didn't expect you to be quite sensible. You resolved this crisis with just a few words. Teacher, do you want me to help you apply for the title of Three Good Students?"
Wang Ye said in a sweet voice: "Teacher, I want to be the captain of the Five Stripes Team."
"Dizzy!" An Xin glanced at Wang Ye with disdain.
Xia Xiaoxiao blinked and asked: "Brother Wang Ye, what are the pink fungus and black fungus you just mentioned? Are there pink fungus? And when I saw you talking about these things, those boys' eyes were filled with tears.
Shine."
Yue Chan also said in agreement: "That's right, brother Wang Ye, what are these things? Xiao Chanchan, I know everything, but I have never heard of any pink fungus. You have to explain it to us."
"..."
Wang Ye has nothing to say, because this cannot be explained. (ps: If classmates don’t know, just Baidu it yourself.)
Chapter completed!