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Chapter 47 Welcome again

After the cold beer was served, Boss Chen generously opened several packages of peanuts, potato chips, shredded squid, spicy strips and other snacks and delivered them to the guests.

When he went to X City before, he bought a lot of goods that were not available in Bahe Town, and now they are all put to use.

Chen Xiwen drank a bottle of cold beer in one gulp, burped without any manners, and then said to Boss Chen: "Sit down, you drink too..." Thinking that this man really couldn't drink, he quickly changed his words,

"You also have a bottle of Coke and talk to me."

Chen Mu thought for a while, sat down with a bottle of Coke, and asked tentatively: "Should we continue talking about jokes?"

Chen Xiwen got you another bottle of beer: "Okay, tell me a joke. I happen to be in a bad mood today, so you can tell me something funny to make me laugh."

Chen Mu was well prepared and started talking without thinking: "A wolf fell into the Arctic sea of ​​ice. What do you think it will become?"

"Dead wolf."

"Hey, hey, you have to cooperate a little bit. Just let me tell you the answer without thinking about it at all. Not only will you not be amused, but I will also have no sense of accomplishment when talking about it."

Chen Xiwen quickly became more serious and thought for a while before saying: "A drowned dog?"

"wrong!"

Chen Mu shook his head and gave the answer: "Betel nut."

"ah?!"

"Look at the shape of my mouth, betel (ice) lang (wolf)."

"..."

Chen Mu took a sip of Coca-Cola himself and said with a smile, "Take a sip first and get ready. We'll come back later."

When Chen Xiwen took another sip of wine, Chen Mu continued: "Peacock or ostrich, who is the most suitable to be a bartender?"

"Peacock...right?"

"Why?"

"Because peacocks are more beautiful."

"no."

"Then why?"

"Because peacocks know how to open bottles."

"ah?"

"The peacock opens its tail (bottle), stupid."

"Pfft!"

Chen Xiwen couldn't help laughing, covered his mouth and said, "This is funny."

After she stopped laughing, she urged again: "Come again, come again."

"One night, Glass stood on the rooftop and was about to jump off the building. Do you know what his last words were?"

"..."



In this way, the two people started to play brain teasers again, talking for nearly two hours.

After drinking about half of a box of cold beer, Chen Xiwen's eyes were already watery and a little blurry. He had eaten a lot of potato chips, spicy sticks and the like on the table.

Boss Chen took one look at the situation and felt that tonight's income would be halved, so he was ready to mobilize the mood of the drinkers and asked tentatively: "It seems that you are in a really bad mood today. Last time you drank a box of

You’re not that drunk, but you seem to be drunk with half a box today. You’re not drunk and everyone is drunk!”

The girl fell silent for a moment, turned the bottle around on the table, and finally raised her head and drank the remaining half of the bottle.

"Oh, don't be impatient, drink slowly..."

Saying this, Boss Chen quickly opened another bottle and handed it to the drinker in a very polite manner, replacing the empty bottle with it to avoid dropping it.

Then, he said comprehensively: "You can tell me if you are unhappy with me. Anyway, I am not familiar with you, so you are not afraid of leaking it. Well, I guarantee that your words will be said here and dispersed here."

, I will never talk nonsense outside."

Chen Xiwen thought for a while, showed a depressed smile, and said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just the plot of a third-rate romantic drama. My family runs a private hospital, my dad is the director, and the guy I beat up that day

You still remember, his family is a shareholder of our hospital, and he kept pestering me about that little thing about men and women, and then even went to the company's board of directors over this nonsense."

Chen Mu listened with great interest. This kind of thing is rare for ordinary people to encounter. It sounds very novel, right?

He raised the Coke and touched it with the girl, then continued to ask: "Then what? Oh, looking at your mournful look, your family must not support you, right?"

Chen Xiwen took another sip of wine: "My parents are getting older, so they just want to run the hospital safely and then hand it over to me, so they have a tolerant mentality towards that guy and their family.

Today, their family was having trouble at the board meeting. My parents tolerated it again. When they came home, they said that I was too impulsive and shouldn't beat him. I couldn't get angry, so I had a fight with them and finally ran away.

come out."

Everything was clear, including the grievances and grievances of wealthy families. Chen Mu nodded, and could only comfort him with a few words of "It's always your parents" and other unnutritious truths, and continued to drink.

finally

after an hour

After Chen Xiwen finished drinking a box of cold beer, he passed out drunk.

Chen Mu sent the person to the guest room, threw him on the bed, closed the door and left out of breath.

"I didn't expect it to be quite heavy... huh?"

Chen Mu returned to the business office to clean up the mess, and was about to go back to his room to take a shower and sleep, when he suddenly heard a cell phone ringing from somewhere in the corner.

After looking around, I finally found a mobile phone on the bathroom sink. The mobile phone was covered with a metal and rock-like casing. It looked like Chen Xiwen's style at first glance.

The phone is ringing.

Chen Mu took a look at the caller ID on it and saw that it was "Home". He thought for a moment, then turned off the phone and pressed the button to turn it off.

Just kidding, if this was picked up, it would really be a romantic drama.

After doing all this, Chen Mu stretched himself and went back to his room to take a shower and sleep with satisfaction.



When I woke up the next day, Chen Xiwen had already left early.

Next to the pillow in the guest room, there was a thousand dollars neatly placed.

This money is very comfortable to make...

Chen Mu put the money into his pocket, said "Welcome again" with a smile, and walked out of the business room.

In the business room, when Yalikun saw him, he curiously asked: "Brother Xiao Mu, is that Sister Chen your girlfriend?"

"Oh, that's good, kid, you already know what their last names are."

Chen Mu went over and knocked the boy on the forehead, and said in an evil voice: "Children, don't be too gossipy, you won't grow up."

After saying that, he turned around and walked outside.

On the platform of the gas station, an old Uyghur man who was working saw him and frowned: "That girl is here to spend the night again. If you are really ready to get along with her, just make it clear to the big mullah. Don't drag it out like this. It's not good."

Miles."

"I...she..."

Chen Mu scratched his head and sighed again. He felt that nothing could be explained, and what should he explain? So he could only wave his hand feebly and continue walking towards the forest farm.

The wildly growing sea buckthorn tree was still standing there, standing out among the small shrub saplings.

Chen Mu walked over and selected a branch, broke it off, inserted it into the soil, and planted it.

After finishing, he squatted down where the branch was and observed it.

The branches were quiet and motionless, just like ordinary branches inserted into the soil, without any movement.

Chen Mu thought for a while, then walked to the front and observed some other branches and leaves inserted into the soil.

These days, he has been conducting an experiment.

Break off a branch and leaf of the sea buckthorn tree and insert it into the soil every day to see how much they grow and determine the effective time for the vitality value to act on the sea buckthorn tree.

It seems that today's sea buckthorn branch has no vitality value.

In other words, the vitality value is valid for about five days.

"This time...is a bit long."

Chen Mu thought secretly.

For him, it would be nice if the vitality value could be separated and used. The five-day validity period is a bit dangerous, and it is easy for others to discover its specialness.

Chen Mu thought that the most effective time in a day would be the most ideal. It would have enough time to cut off all the branches, plant them, and then quickly grow into saplings. No one would be able to notice anything in such a short period of time.

However, the reality is this. The vitality value is valid for five days, and you can only use it with caution in the future. Thanks to "Canfeng Wuxiang", "Tuba Jiuzhou", and "Or and 4" for the reward. It's a little small

Edit, please explain that in order to avoid being stared at by the mythical beast, I have modified some things about the Imam in the article. I have tried my best to write about the customs and customs of the northwest without causing the consequences of being pulled by my pigtails. Modifications do not count.

Big, after all, I am not a "bad" person in the first place. I was born under a red flag and grew up in the spring breeze. I am absolutely loyal and courageous. The modification is just to avoid those gods who get excited and automatically get excited when it comes to reporting.

Therefore, the modification will not affect reading, nor will it cause any disruption or change in the main plot line. I feel satisfied. After seeing the comments, I would like to thank "maxanakin" for the off-site recommendation. I sincerely appreciate the love. However, please

Don't go outside the site to recommend. After all, I just want to eat scraps at the starting point. I don't expect anything from the reputation of other places. I would be very grateful if you can add a book to my book list and vote for it. Let's talk about myself.
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