Ah San and Ah Liu's love battle Ah Liu won
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"What are you talking about?" Aunt Qi asked Liu Qing again, and at this time, A San also rushed to Aunt Qi. His dark face was covered with bright sweat. When he heard Uncle Six tell his father that the third brother, come and propose marriage, his calf was happily born. He couldn't wait for his father to prepare the gift, so he came with his beloved calf.
Liu Feng looked at his bad butt with cold eyes, which had no existence in his eyes. Is this a butt that was surly walking?
"Aunt Qi, this calf is born from me and the old cow from Dou Yacai. This is a gift for proposing marriage. Please accept it. I, A San, promise that I will be good to Dou Yacai in the future, like... like..." What does it look like? A San couldn't find a suitable metaphor for a moment, and scratched his head in a hurry.
A San's heart will always have Dou Yacai. Even when Liu Hao hugged Dou Yacai horizontally in his arms, he could not see anyone beside him. In short, within three meters, all he could see was Dou Yacai:
"Dou Yacai, I will be nice to you no matter how you want me to treat you well. I can guarantee that there are three things I can give you food, sleep, and be happy." Asan was devoutly almost swearing to the sky.
Indeed, if a man can be happy with a woman, it is worth marrying such a man.
"This kind of guy, it seems that I have said that Dou Yacai is a married woman. Could you seduce a good woman? The government will betray you and become a soldier." Liu Xuan threatened the ignorant Ah San, then put down Dou Yacai and took out the jade pendant that was hanging with him, which had the word "玉" on it.
"Aunt Qi, this is my gift. I want to marry Dou Yacai and I want a bridal chamber."
"...hole...breedroom..." I maiga, uncle, will you get into the topic too quickly? Dou Yacai pinched Liu Huang, but the Sixth Prince did not move.
On one side is the calf with blood on her body before her eyes were opened, and on the other side is the priceless jade pendant, which is engraved with the name of the Sixth Prince of the dynasty. The owners of both things are looking at Aunt Seven.
"This...you wait a moment..." Aunt Seven pulled Uncle Six aside, whispered again, and then the two nodded at the same time.
During this process, A San kept raising his face and looking at Liu Huang provocatively, while Liu Huang just glanced at him lightly, and the two people, one tall and one short, were filled with a strong smell of gunpowder.
"We have decided that it is better for jade pendants and calfs to be calves. When the calf is bigger, it is a big cow. When the calf is bigger, it can be plowed and calves can be edible. The beef can be eaten. It has a great effect. Moreover, we unanimously agree that men must have good butts to have good character..."
"This jade pendant can buy all the cows!"
Seeing that Aunt Qi's standards for looking at things were too different, Liu Qing was afraid that she would treat him, the thing given by the father, as scrap metal, and quickly said. "And... and... the butt will become. Does his butt now mean that his future butt will be good? I... my butt now is bad, and it may not be bad in the future."
Liu Xuan's statement about the theory of butt change is the most powerful theory in the history of the Liu Dynasty. Many years later, when a good person talked about this passage when the Sixth Prince was so arrogant that his butt would definitely become better, he was still shocked. Even for a while, the Sixth Prince Liu Xuan practiced volleys every day in order to prevent himself from losing to the good butt.
What was wrong with him? In front of this hut, in front of the farmer and the child, he compared the jade pendant that his father gave him with a calf. He also discussed such a explicit topic without blushing. He also saw Dou Yacai's strong smile. Is he crazy?
This is probably influenced by Dou sprouts.
"Dou Yacai, what do you think?"
Aunt Qi couldn't make any idea, so she asked the person involved.
Dou Yacai held back her smile and thought that it had been almost a day since she ran out of the capital. If she stayed there, she didn't know what was going to shocking things in the palace. If Liu Huang had not returned to the palace for a long time and the emperor went to see Liu Huang again, everything would be very bad. So she made a choice with great wisdom:
"Aunt Qi, we... should take this jade pendant."
When A San heard this, he sat on the ground again, buried his head on the calf, and tears flowed down.
"I think, this guy, you might as well be the main dish at the wedding banquet tonight."
"Sixth Prince, stop at this time." Dou Yacai pushed him, walked to A San, and pulled him up from the ground. She would not hurt others and smiled.
"Asan, stop crying. I'm really leaving. I'm just coming back to see Aunt Seven and Uncle Six. I feel very happy when she grazing cattle with you."
"Really?" Asan stopped crying, wiped tears with his sleeves, and asked Dou Yacai seriously. "Are you really happy?"
"Well." Although it was not the years she had experienced, the scene of a happy boy and an innocent and romantic girl grazing cattle in the fields and mountains appeared in her mind. The picture was clean and beautiful.
"Dou Yacai, will you come back to see me after you leave?"
"I……"
"No." Liu Feng snatched Dou Yacai's words and said. Dou Yacai glared at her. Do he think she would say it? She wouldn't be able to say it either.
"Okay, Dou Yacai, you're fine, I'll be fine too."
A San picked up the niu, finally glanced at Dou Yacai, and left slowly.
As before, even if Liu Hao put his hand on Dou Yacai's shoulder, he couldn't see it. The only thing he saw was Dou Yacai, the leaves that occasionally fell under the peach blossom tree a long time ago, the sound of the wind blowing through the treetops, and the sound of birds. All of this was so happy, so happy.
From then on, the young A San's love for the princess Dou Yacai came to an end. In this love battle between A San and A Liu, A Liu announced his victory.
"Dou Yacai, let's get married." Liu Feng took Dou Yacai's hand, "Aunt Qi, red flowers and green flowers, bring them all."
"No, I don't."
"Why don't you want it again?" Liu Feng had a headache.
“Because…because…”
"Girl, why?"
"Because... because I don't want to have a bridal chamber..." Dou Yacai broke free from Liu Huang's hand. She would not forget the different expression in his eyes when he just said "I want a bridal chamber". That day, he was given aphrodisiac, and it was like this, which was a bit terrible.
"One day I'll move. It's better to move early than to the late hole." Liu Xuan grabbed her hand that was about to escape.
"..." Dou Yacai was anxious and helpless, unable to break free from his shackles, so she lowered her head and took a bite on his wrist. Liu Huang made a "hiss" sound of pain, but she did not let go.
"Aunt Seventh and Uncle Sixth, time is tight. We are going to go back to the palace. Let's leave it to you next."
Dou Yacai was taken to the house by Aunt Qi, while Liu Qing and Uncle Six were sitting in another room waiting.
Uncle Six kept looking at Liu Huang quietly, and spoke several times, but he wanted to speak again. When he opened his mouth and was about to close it, Liu Huang spoke: "If you have anything, ask."
"Can you really ask?" Uncle Six was afraid that such a question would hurt the man's self-esteem.
"It's true."
"Dou Yacai is 12 years old this year, so the young master can't even have twenty-two."
“Twenty-four.”
"Oh. I don't know... how to solve that."
"...Cough... there is a solution, no need to worry." Liu Xuan didn't expect that Uncle Six asked this kind of question. The people in this "our village" spoke really straightforwardly.
"Oh, that's good. If you don't hold it in, you will get sick. I'll tell you something quietly. No one knows about this except me. Do you want to listen?"
Liu Huang looked at what Uncle Six wanted to say, but couldn't bear to let him down. Although he didn't want to hear it, he still nodded. When Uncle Six saw him, he patted him:
"I really didn't expect that the Sixth Prince, who is a talented person, also likes to inquire about other people's privacy." ( ⊙ o ⊙ ) "I tell you, don't tell others that Lei Laohu at the entrance of the village is poor and cannot afford to ask for his wife, and he solves it all day long. Now... it's already... no one, so you must be careful. Don't wait until Douyacai grows up and you have a problem again. That's really a waste of money. Be careful, do you know?"
When Liu Xuan heard this, he wanted to cry and laugh. In short, it was mixed and he didn't know how to answer. Do you know the answer? It was like he was solving it himself every day. Do you know the answer? He thought he was very idiotic, so he turned around and picked up the big red flower and handed it to his sixth uncle.
"Put it for me"
So Uncle Six wore big red flowers for the Sixth Prince here and put them on his head.
On the other side, Aunt Qi pressed Dou Yacai in front of the bronze mirror and spread all her hair. Both of them looked at the people in the bronze mirror and were also talking about private topics between women.
Men talk about women when chatting, and women talk about men when chatting, seem to be the same since ancient times.
"Dou Yacai, if your mother is there, this head should have been combed by your mother for you."
After hearing this, Dou Yacai turned his mind, hugged Aunt Qi's waist, and put her face on her body.
"Aunt Qi, you are just like my mother."
"Dou Yacai, can the one in that room really be your husband? You are quite different. You are twelve years old this year, where is he?"
“He is twenty-four.”
"Oh." Aunt Qi helped Dou Yacai with her hair while thinking about some important questions, "When you got married in the palace, there was no bridal chamber."
"No, I'm still young, I."
"Oh." Aunt Qi continued to think about some important questions, "There is no hole yet. I saw that he just said that he had finished the kiss and said that the wedding chamber was closed. It seemed that he had been suppressed for too long. Are you bedding?"
This question is a bit hard to talk about.
"Do you have a bed?"
"Same, but no hole."
"It's a problem to have a hole in the same place. I'll tell you something quietly. No one knows about it except me. Do you want to listen?"
"Listen." Listening to other people's privacy is exciting, especially when two people talk about other people's privacy together, it is even more exciting.
"I tell you, don't tell others that Lei Laohu at the entrance of the village is poor and can't afford to ask for his wife. He will solve the problem by himself all day. Now... it's no longer enough, so you must pay attention and find a way to help him solve it. Otherwise, when you grow up, what happiness will there be at all."
"...o(╯□╰)o" Ancient women were as sexy as before. Looking at Aunt Qi's stupidity, when they said such explicit words, they were like buying vegetables. Is it a blessing in nature? I bought it.
"What should I do?" Dou Yacai thought about it and felt that Uncle Liu Hao was very pitiful. He was in his twenties and asked for a wife like him. If he could help her, he would be willing to help her.
"So, come here and I will tell you..." Aunt Qi leaned against Dou Yacai's ear and said, but Dou Yacai blushed the more she heard it, and finally screamed.
[It was said that it was 8:30, but something was delayed, so can I forgive myself by adding one thousand words and seven thousand words to the six thousand words? In addition, please leave more messages and exchange ideas and other ideas]
Chapter completed!