my little sprouts(1/2)
"Otherwise, the emperor will punish him for treason, and then behead him in public, and he will be infamy for thousands of years."
Liu Yan was waiting for the opportunity to get rid of him legitimately. If he refused to marry the princess of Ivory Kingdom, it would be what he wanted.
"So what should we do now?"
Dou Yacai had completely believed Liu Hao's innocence through his fierce yet gentle performance. Looking back, the article about the sixth prince marrying the princess of the Ivory Kingdom seemed to be written in a very inconspicuous position.
, if you don’t look carefully, you won’t be able to find it.
"The only solution for now is to do something unethical." Liu Hao already had a solution.
"Improper? What is that?"
"I will figure it out on my own, so don't be careful." Liu Huan said like a man.
Now, this is the only last resort to be made. As long as the agreement stamped with his seal and the emperor's jade seal is not allowed to reach his hands, the marriage will not count, but the war will continue to be fought.
"What exactly is the method? Tell me so that I can have some idea."
Dou Yacai didn't like the appetizing feeling, as if a mouthful of fat meat was right in front of Zhu Bajie, but the monkey was teasing him here and there, so he couldn't eat it.
"If you act like someone who cries, makes trouble, and hangs himself again, I'll tell you." Liu Hao grabbed Dou Yacai's muddy hand and joked.
"Uncle... stop teasing me, it's serious."
"What, you're too embarrassed to do it but embarrassed to admit it?"
"Okay, I won't ask anymore. I fully believe in you. Uncle is the best."
"No, let Xiaolan come over and pick off the third fruit personally. If I do it myself and he is reluctant, then there is no point in it. Sister-in-law Six, do you think I am right?"
] Dou Yacai thought of the words of wisdom she had taught the Ninth Princess, who in turn taught her, and decided not to ask further questions.
When men say they will solve the problem, it is best for women to believe them with all their strength, rather than looking suspicious, or saying they believe it but unable to resist interfering.
"I originally wanted you to leave the palace to meet me, but I was afraid that you would be in danger, so I took the risk to enter the palace. If I had known this, I would not have come." Liu Hao lowered his head and smelled the stench on his body and said.
"Uncle...was I really a bitch just now?"
Now that he was no longer angry with Liu Huan, Dou Yacai began to worry about image issues. After all, Dou Yacai was rather ugly, and with her shrew appearance, she should be similar to the image of a devil.
"Even if I go out to fight, my clothes will not be stained at all. Look at the mess you are in now: covered in stinky mud, and your tongue is bitten until it bleeds. To me, you are worse than the elephants in the Ivory Kingdom.
It’s even more powerful.”
"Can you forget what I looked like just now?" At this moment, Dou Yacai wished that Uncle Wang's head could be turned into a camera. With one click, all the previous indecent images could be deleted.
"cannot."
"Uncle, have you ever heard of sleepwalking? The so-called sleepwalking is when you are asleep and do something you don't know about. There was once a sleepwalker who beat a person to death while sleepwalking and waited for him to wake up.
Come on, police... When the officer came to arrest him, he didn't know what happened. This kind of person is very pitiful. In fact, I was sleepwalking just now. I didn't even know what I did? Hey, uncle,
Why is there blood at the corner of your mouth? Oh, there is also mud on your body."
"Really? People who sleepwalk are pitiful, and those who are beaten are even more pitiful."
"It seems so. Come on, open your mouth and let me blow it for you." Dou Yacai pouted her mouth and blew on Liu Hao's tongue, "Uncle, it seems that you can't kiss with tongue for a short time."
"What kiss?" Liu Hao felt that his throat was a little dry at the moment.
"Tongue kiss is tongue licking. It's the kind we used to do. You did it to me outside just now. It felt very comfortable and enjoyable. Come on, open your mouth a little more and I'll lick the remnants on your tongue for you.
Bloodstains." Dou Yacai was born with an innocent face, but who would have thought that underneath that innocent face was an evil woman's heart.
"Dou...Dou Yacai...it would be better if you speak a little more reservedly."
"Oh, okay. Come on, keep licking."
O(╯□╰)o
After following this man for more than six years, her seduction skills have reached the point of perfection. It seems that the Sixth Prince cannot escape from her palm for the time being, because she always knows the strength of her palm very well.
For example, in the past, when Liu Hao was still busy at the desk when she went to bed at night, she would deliberately murmur, then turn around and let the quilt fall to the ground, exposing a small section of her legs. If she didn't return it, she would expose a little of her shoulders.
Otherwise, she simply rolled to the ground. At this time, he had to get up and carry her to the bed. As soon as he picked her up, she hugged his neck, hurriedly took off his clothes, and kissed him passionately,
There was no room for him to resist.
At this moment, although there was no fanaticism, the constant teasing made the Sixth Prince take off his serious mask.
"Hmm..." Liu Hao felt his tongue go numb for a while, and Dou Yacai's pink tongue swept across his tongue, giving him a strange feeling.
"Does it feel good?" She licked it for a while, raised her head, and asked with concern.
"It's...it's okay."
"Does it still hurt?" Her caring eyes deepened a little deeper.
"Okay...much better."
"That's good, there's no need to lick it." After the fire was ignited, she made an emergency stop.
"Wait!" Liu Hao stopped her from leaving, "It seems like it hurts a little again."
That night, under Dou Yacai's malicious provocation, Liu Hao risked his tongue to rot and fought fiercely with her in Jingyang Palace until dawn, still unfinished, until Dou Yacai shouted that he couldn't do it anymore and asked me to rest.
After a while, he stopped.
"By the way, is the pregnancy true or false?" Liu Hao's head was still conscious after being overwhelmed by sexual desire, and he struggled to raise his head from Dou Yacai's chest.
"Uncle, if you hope it is true, then it is false. If uncle, you hope it is false, then it is true. Uncle, do you hope it is true or false?"
"It's not that you don't know whether this matter is big or small. Tell the truth!"
"Uncle's seed is so bad, how can I get pregnant?"
"You...you mean I can't do it?" Liu Hao asked with raised eyebrows.
"It's... not bad. My performance improved last night."
"I went to call an imperial physician to check again, and then announced that the imperial physician had misdiagnosed me, saying that I ate too much and it was gastrointestinal bloating."
"Is this okay?" I had been rumored to be pregnant for several months, and then I ended up with gas and bloating, but no one laughed at me.
"Your purpose of tricking me into returning to the palace has been achieved, so what's wrong with you?" He glared at her angrily.
"Uncle... I just want to see you. I divorced you for no reason and even said I wanted to marry someone else." Dou Yacai pouted.
"According to me, Liu Yan has already seen through your tricks. Now he ignores you and lets you go. When you clearly propose to leave the palace or ask me to return to the palace, he will make it impossible for you to step down.
, the best way now is to tell this lie yourself first."
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Dou Yacai made a lot of troubles in the palace, and actually made Liu Kui come back from the border all the way. Long time later, looking back on the beginning, she was still intoxicated by her charm, and she also believed that she was the most awesome person in the world.
The thin man.
It is said that later in some unofficial history, some evildoers shaped Princess Dou Yacai into a woman who could perform witchcraft, saying that the Sixth Prince was bewitched by her and that only by absorbing her essence could he be invincible on the battlefield.
Invincible. Well, the so-called absorbing the essence of the body has something to do with men and women sleeping together.
A support group for Princess Dou Yacai was also established among the people, so Dou Yacai also had a fan group in ancient times. It is said that the members of the fan group were all poor wives or thin, ugly women who could not get married.
Consider Princess Dou Yacai as a spiritual leader.
Liu Hao mainly solved two problems when he returned to the palace this time. First, he clarified the matter of marrying the princess Xiangnu of the Ivory Kingdom and tore off Dou Yacai's jealous wife's face; second, he patiently warned Dou Yacai.
You must not act rashly in the palace, let alone put yourself in danger, and then just eat, drink and sleep in the palace.
And Dou Yacai mainly did two things this time: first, he bit the tongue of the sixth prince Liu Hui. When he left at dawn the next day, he had already started to speak with a big tongue; second, he bit the tongue of the sixth prince Liu Hui.
His clothes were covered in smelly mud, and he left wearing those disgusting clothes.
And one thing the two of them accomplished together was the things men and women love to do together.
After Liu Hao left the palace, he went straight to the place where he had arranged to meet Liu Hao. When he saw his embarrassed appearance, Liu Hao was shocked and asked in an unclear manner:
"Sixth brother, what's wrong with the ambush?"
"...Well, when he came out of the palace masked, he was regarded as an assassin."
"What?" Liu Hao's tongue was swollen, and he felt like he had a big tongue when he spoke. Liu Hao listened carefully, but he couldn't hear clearly, so he asked again.
At this moment, he was very concerned about the safety of his sixth brother.
"In short, he was treated as an assassin."
"Oh." All the guards in the palace actually used mud to attack people, but fortunately, this would not hurt people. It seemed that Liu Yan was not planning to take action yet.
"Buddy, please watch Dou Yacai more in the future. Apart from eating, drinking and sleeping, don't allow her to do anything else."
"Brother Six, don't worry, I will do it."
"Well, I'll be back after I finish one more thing."
Liu Hao got on his horse and wanted to leave.
"Sixth brother, there are rumors in the palace today that Liu Yan... intends to make Dou Yacai his queen."
"Princess Dou Yacai can't become Queen Dou Yacai."
After saying that, Liu Hao rode away. The story of Liu Yan kidnapping Dou Yacai six years ago and leaving hickeys on her neck came to his mind.
To be continued...