Chapter 58: The Story of the Scumbag
Ye Xuan:...
Is my name "Ye Da Shanren" so famous? If I don't even report my name, I can recognize who I am?
Then can I use this name in the future?
He placed the flashlight on his chin and let the light shine from below, forming shadows on his face.
Then he said in a slow tone:
"Little friend, look carefully, are you sure you are looking for me?"
With the light, the other person's face also decreased a lot less hesitation.
The tentacles supported her body, and then took her around Ye Xuan for a while.
Then the other party said affirmatively:
"It's you boy! Come and dig my grave at night?"
Ye Xuan put down the flashlight in his hand and then looked at the other person's face carefully.
I don't know it, but I look familiar.
Maybe an acquaintance from a long time ago?
Maybe you can remember it by giving some reminders.
"Who are you?"
"Hey! Do you want this? Why do we all mean couples? What's the point of pretending not to know each other?"
Ye Xuan:???
Impossible, I guarantee that with my decades of single boy skills, I absolutely have no girlfriend!
and……
I'm not a pervert, how could I like you this one-meter four!
…………
Just as Ye Xuan and his "girlfriend" reminiscing, Wang Jing patted Xuan Jie on the shoulder.
"I'll go! The news is that the child hidden in the pile of tentacles is Ye Xuan's girlfriend!"
"I didn't expect this kid to have such a unique taste! Hiss, no wonder..."
No wonder this guy is so perverted.
Xuan Jie subconsciously retorted:
"impossible……"
Then she closed her mouth tightly again, and she had never asked about his hobbies in this regard. How could she confirm the other person’s true preferences?
Then she looked at the little girl's figure, then looked down at her figure.
The other party looked like a rich woman.
And myself...
Well, I can't see the toes at first glance.
If Ye Xuan really likes that type, then she has no hope and can't even get married into the cloth.
Yan Shi, who was standing beside her, also subconsciously looked at her figure.
Well, I barely saw the toes.
Wait, why should I care about this?
Bah! What does that guy care about me? I am very confident about my figure!
…………
"Oh hehe, it's you! Since we have such a good relationship, don't be dissatisfied."
Tentacles wove a chair in the air, and then the little girl sat on it, holding her chin with her hands, and looking at Ye Xuan curiously.
"You kid... Why do you feel like you have become a different person? Are you not Ye Xuan? But you look exactly the same?"
You know, when we first met, Ye Xuan surrendered directly!
If he hadn't run fast, he might have been ready to get his certificate now.
Ye Xuan also looked at the little girl in front of him, and the memories in his mind kept rolling.
"I remembered that you are..."
“…”
“…”
“…”
"Give me some tips, thank you."
"Bastard, have you really forgot about my feelings? How long have we been separated? You actually forgot about me! Death! Scoundrel! Male!"
The "child" floated in front of Ye Xuan, poked his chest with his fingers, and said the word "death scumbag" word by word. It didn't look like he was swearing, but instead seemed like he was flirting.
Ye Xuan waved his hand quickly.
"Hahaha, don't do this, I'm not a pervert, okay?"
In fact, according to time, it was just a few months ago, and I shouldn't have forgotten it so quickly.
I was having a lot of chatting with a junior girl online, and then I naturally entered the online dating stage. After three months, everyone made an appointment to meet.
This meeting...
It was a 'surprise' for both sides!
For Xiao Xiao, the opposite side is really the same as in the photo, and she has never even pried the picture before, which is simply a surprise.
And for Ye Xuan...
When he saw a 1.4-meter-four-meter airport sitting opposite him, he even thought of his last words, and got a "iron rice bowl" and also included food, accommodation and work. This "surprise" was simply a little too heavy.
So, ten minutes after meeting, Ye Xuan officially proposed to break up.
The reason is that I have graduated and it’s time to change my hunting ground. I can’t be persistent in this novice area.
So, this online chat that lasted for nine months, three months of online dating, and ten minutes of dying ended.
In order to comfort the other party, Ye Xuan specially invited her to a set meal.
Of course not a children's package!
Ye Xuan is not the kind of guy with low emotional intelligence!
after all……
"You are still in your growth stage! Eating vegetarian food every day has no nutrition, so why don't you come and have sex with me in the future!"
"Ah~ You are still so slutty! Will you chat? If you didn't see you looking handsome, I would have dumped you long ago."
Sure enough, this guy is Ye Xuan!
"okok, since it's a family, then be more straightforward and I'll hang out with me in the future and I'll protect you!"
Ye Xuan looked at the black-bellied loli in front of him.
I remember, this guy seems to be a medical student!
Although I don’t know how to withstand stress, I’m pretty good-looking and it’s quite suitable to keep it at home.
Xiaoxiao looked at the "boyfriend" in front of her and smiled foolishly.
"Then why, you didn't stay?"
Before she could finish her words, a large number of tentacles were wrapped around her.
Ye Xuan avoided those tentacles at will. Since he knew that this was an acquaintance, he naturally could not fight casually.
"Don't make a fuss, do you still not understand the current situation?"
"Haha, it's you who can't understand the situation! Take a look around you! Your biggest mistake is that you shouldn't choose to fight me here! In my opinion, this is just a cat and a mouse."
The Tentacle Throne held Xiaoxiao to the distance, and she sat on the chair, looking at Ye Xuan and others panicked.
The plants in the entire cemetery surged with Xiao Xiao's command. In front of these seas of plants, Ye Xuan and the other four were just a small boat.
Ye Xuan looked at the sea of plants rushing in front of him, and his mouth was so surprised that he couldn't close.
Then he put away the surprised expression on his face and said with a smile:
"Okay, are you happy? You can stop. This excessive urges your ability will be very harmful to your body."
Perhaps for Xuan Jie and the three girls, Xiao Xiao's ability was completely unmistakable under the cover of the darkness.
But Ye Xuan has experienced many battles and has long seen what the other party's ability is when he was fighting.
Since he still dares to stand here under such circumstances, it means that he has enough confidence in this matter.
"Hahahaha! Do you think I will care about these things?"
Chapter completed!