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Chapter 340 The Daily Life of School (two chapters in one)(1/2)

"Dong."

After climbing over the wall, Chen Yu lay behind the snow and waiting for the patrol police officers to walk past. His body was like lightning and disappeared instantly.

When he appeared again, he was already at the east gate of the teaching building.

"If I hadn't been a rough skin and a thick flesh, I would have to cheat you police station and lose everything."

Covering his butt with a stick, Chen Yu went up the second floor and found that his class was studying (sleeping), so he slipped into the class quietly through the back door.

"Hey, Sand Sculpture, where are you sitting?" Walking to his seat, he knocked on Li Liang's bald head, making a "dangdang" copper bell ring.

"Hmm?" Li Liang turned around and found that it was Chen Yu. He was shocked: "Damn Chen Yu?"

"If you haven't seen each other for half a month, you have a very strong taste!" Chen Yu slapped Li Liang on the forehead: "Small sound, get out of here, take my seat and dry hair."

"Class Chen Yu?"

Hearing the noise, Xing Biqi in the front seat was like the classmates around him. He heard the sound and found it was Chen Yu. He covered his mouth in surprise: "Why are you here?"

"Look at the big star in our class." He squeezed Li Liang away with his butt. Chen Yu put down his schoolbag and looked up and down at Xing Biqi: "I heard you are popular? Very **, the reporters outside are like flies smelling shit, and they can't drive them away no matter how hard they are."

"...you...can you change the metaphor?"

"Oh yes, you can't use flies." Chen Yu corrected: "Dutch, the dung beetle prefers shit."

“…”

"Brother Chen. You..." Li Liang wanted to speak and stopped: "You are sitting here, where am I sitting?"

"Go back to your balcony?"

"Class...the class teacher won't let me sit."

"Why is she so awesome?" Chen Yu said seriously: "The balcony, it has been your own territory of Li Baitou since ancient times. If she lets you go, you will leave? Why don't you dare to fight her?"

Li Liang rolled his eyes and pointed behind him secretly.

Chen Yu looked back and found that the hallway outside the back door of the class was standing in the expressionless head teacher...

"Um..." He scratched the corner of his itchy mouth and pointed directly at Li Liang: "Teacher, he wants to fight you."

"fart!"

"Listen, he's going to fart on your face."

"You two..." The head teacher took a deep breath, tried to calm down, and hooked his fingers: "Come with me."

"Go quickly, the teacher is calling you."

"And you! Mad!" Li Liang cursed: "I can see that there will be no good things with you this year."

"Chen Yu..." Xing Biqi looked worried: "Don't have conflicts with the teacher."

"Conflict?" Chen Yu frowned: "I haven't seen each other for half a month, I'm so good at driving?"

Xing Biqi: "???"

"You! Come with me!" The head teacher roared in shame.

Soon, the two followed the head teacher to the office.

Li Liang stood honestly in the corner, while Chen Yu sat on the sofa casually.

"Stand up! Who asked you to sit?"

"Teacher, just talk less." Chen Yu raised his legs and crossed his legs: "I have to go back to the class to study quickly."

"Do you still know how to study?" The head teacher picked up the ruler on his desk: "Since the beginning of school, you haven't even finished your morning self-study, right?"

"It was the vacation you gave me, the teacher."

"Are you fooling a fool here?"

"Li Baldhead, she scolds you." Chen Yu looked at Li Liang.

Li Liang: “…”

"Don't make such a nonsense with me!" The head teacher swung the ruler and patted it hard on the sofa: "You, stand up!"

Chen Yu stood up reluctantly: "You are mad at me."

"...I have been in the industry for more than ten years, and you are the most ugly I have ever seen. I just took over the class during this period and didn't have time to deal with you. Now I have free time to do anything. What's your name?"

"Chen Shimei."

Li Liang held his forehead.

The head teacher was so angry that he trembled all over and blurted out: "Chen Yu! Be honest with me!"

"Look, aren't you so stupid? You know my name and ask."

"Chen Yu!!"

"Pan!" The ruler slapped the shoulder heavily.

"..." Chen Yu's expression was unchanged: "It doesn't hurt."

Holding the ruler tightly, the head teacher breathed rapidly: "Okay, tough. Classmate Chen Yu, I see when you can be hard."

"Teacher, let's calm down on each other. It's not worth it to be angry. I'll explain to you why I didn't come to school. Do you want to hear it?" Chen Yuchuan changed his face and said sincerely.

Upon hearing this, the head teacher narrowed his eyes: "Say."

"Actually it's very simple, I'm too lazy to go. It's hot and hot, hahaha..."

"Chen Yu!!!"

"I was wrong, tell you the truth." Chen Yu said seriously: "In order to get into a good university, I had no choice but to go to school."

"Can your explanation be more contradictory?"

"No conflict, listen to me to give you a detailed argument." He stepped forward a few steps and picked up the Chinese textbook on his desk: "Teacher, you just came to No. 6 Middle School and may not know much about the teaching staff of our school. Just tell you this. If you ask Guo Degang to teach mathematics, our school's science scores will increase by 40%.

“So you want to say that homeschool study is faster than school grades?”

"Yes." Chen Yu slapped his thigh and continued, without waiting for the other party to scold him, "I know you don't believe it, but Mr. Lu Xun once said that facts are better than words. You can just find me a set of papers to test my self-study results at home. If there is a subject that is less than 90, my brother Li Liang and I will drop out of school together, and we will not give up half of it."

"Mad!" Li Liang shouted: "Is there anything to do with me?"

"Don't talk." Chen Yu looked at Li Liang and patted his chest: "It's all brothers, I understand you in the wine."

"grass!"

"Ha." The head teacher looked at Chen Yu up and down a few times and sneered: "This is what you said."

Li Liang was anxious: "Teacher! Follow me..."

"He and I will do what we say." Chen Yu interrupted.

"You're such a fucking dog!!"

"Okay." The head teacher put down the ruler and pushed the door and left: "Come with me, and I'll find you a paper now."

"No problem." Chen Yu followed closely, passed by the door, and gave Li Liang a thumbs up: "Brother, wait for my good news."

"I***!" Li Liang was furious.

"Bang."

The office door was closed...

In two minutes, the two arrived at the second-grade substitute office. Without saying a word, the head teacher took out a paper from the desk of a math teacher.

"Do."

"Just one?"

"I'll talk about it after I can finish it." The head teacher raised his head.

I have been transferring to this school for half a month and I still have a rough understanding of the average level of students in Middle School No. 6.

If you can pass the exam, you will be an excellent student.

If you can pass 90, you will be a top student.

If you can surpass 120, you are the blind monk.

If you can get full marks, you will be ascended.

She doesn't believe that a bad student who trudged school and was able to reach the level of top students.

"Crash."

After turning on the paper, Chen Yu sat down and glanced briefly: "It's too simple, change another one."

"Do!"

"Okay."

Shrugging, he pulled out a ballpoint pen, which almost didn't count, and answered the questions quickly on the paper.

For a technology reviewer who often uses quantum glasses to learn and integrates quantum information, although it is impossible to become a big shot, it is still okay to be a top student in a school like No. 6 Middle School.

Sure enough, in just fifteen minutes, the front of the mock exam paper was completed.
To be continued...
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