When the smoke slowly dissipated, Chen Yu was struck by lightning and opened his mouth blankly.

I saw a man wearing a long skirt, long hair, and bulging chest and buttocks walking out of the dormant cubicle.

"Do I look like it?" Xiao Taohong raised her arms slightly, turned around in place, and a white shorts appeared under her flying skirt.

"Ah...my eyes." Chen Yu covered his face in pain.

"I replaced my voice so I can't recognize it, right?"

"You can't recognize it?" Chen Yu stretched out his hand, grabbed the face that was exactly the same as himself, and shouted: "It's useless to change a face?!"

"No...it doesn't matter, you can wrap your chest with cloth."

"The god tm wraps it with cloth! What about that hair? What about the butt? The complexion of the face and neck is different. Hello!"

Xiao Taohong's face was pulled around like rubber and she said vaguely: "It's normal to grow hair overnight."

"This is the 21st century! It's not normal at all!"

"Fuck...there's more butt and skin tone...wear more clothes..."

"Where is the hand?"

“Wear gloves.”

"Where is the neck?"

“With a scarf.”

"Can't you replace your body with a man?"

"No, overall replacement can only be carried out in the future Tesla Company. Only partial replacement is supported in the dormant warehouse."

"...Then...Okay." Chen Yu let go, frowned and looked at Xiao Taohong up and down, and couldn't help but say, "I always think it's so ugly!"

"Maybe it's the reason for this face." Xiao Taohong explained seriously.

Chen Yu: “…”

"I'm sorry, I said it wrong. It has nothing to do with your face."

Chen Yu: “…”

"Is that really relevant?" Xiao Taohong panicked and took a timid step back.

"...Forget it." Chen Yu waved his hand weakly: "That's it. I'll take you to get a haircut and cut it into my hairstyle."

As he said that, Chen Yu turned around and walked to the "portal portal in the star system", connected the space to the other side of the earth and dropped from Los Angeles, pushed it away, and stepped out.

Xiao Taohong quickly followed.

At this time, it was dark in Los Angeles. The quiet needle can be heard in the cover of the breath of freedom.

Street lights, dim.

A night wind blew up, rolling up plastic bags and drink bottles, hitting the homeless man in the distance, and it turned out to be a bit depressed.

After taking Xiao Taohong for a few rounds, Chen Yu walked into a barber shop and said to the black man on the chair: "Cut her hair and cut it into my hairstyle."

"Watt?" The black man stood up and looked up and down with his big belly.

"I'm not good at English, tell him to cut it into my hairstyle."

"good."

Xiao Taohong nodded, spread her hands, and spoke English for a while.

The black man widened his eyes and started talking "guzzling".

"Do you speak English?" Chen Yu was suspicious: "What did you say?"

"He said I'm ugly."

“…”

"It would be even uglier if I cut my hair." Xiao Taohong added.

“…”

Standing there for a moment, Chen Yu turned around silently and walked out the door.

“Where are you going?”

"Take my golden middle finger."

...

Fifteen minutes later, the two returned to their bedroom.

Chen Yu took out his cell phone and looked at the time. He immediately took off his coat and threw it to Xiao Taohong: "Hurry up, it's getting late, go to the kitchen to have dinner first, then go to the exam, and change your clothes quickly."

"good."

Xiao Taohong turned her back, took off her skirt, wrapped her chest with a long towel, and tied it hard.

"squeak!"

Chen Yu felt sour when he heard it: "You... don't you feel pain?"

"What is pain?" Xiao Taohong turned around in confusion.

"...No...nothing, you keep going."

"oh."

Xiao Taohong couldn't figure it out, so she didn't think much about it. She put on Chen Yu's clothes, scarves, and gloves, wrapped them tightly inside and outside, and turned around: "Mr. Chen, do you look like this time?"

Chen Yu took a step back and looked carefully at his chin: "Hey, there is still a little more meaning."

"Then I'll go to school now!" Xiao Taohong jumped happily, picked up Chen Yu's schoolbag and carried it on her body, and was about to push the door and leave.

"Wait a minute, do you know where No. 6 Middle School is?"

"have no idea."

"Do you know where the exam room is?"

"have no idea."

"What are the teachers' names? Which subject is taken?"

"I don't know." Xiao Taohong lowered her head: "I don't know what you said. I'm just a love robot..."

"Is this related to whether you are a robot? You have to learn to be careful! It's as thick as me and thin as me."

"I understand, it can be thick or thin."

"It's so thick and thin! Fuck!"

"There are fine in thickness." The little peach red repeats.

"..." Chen Yu was silent. He suddenly felt that he could not look directly at this idiom in the future.

"Okay, skip this topic and talk about something else."

After saying that, Chen Yu turned around Xiao Taohong and frowned: "I always feel a little awkward."

"Where is it awkward? Why would I tighten my chest?"

"...It doesn't matter to that? OK? This way, you take two steps and take two steps."

"Is it...is it true?" Xiao Taohong took her legs tentatively and took two steps.

"Bang!"

Chen Yu clapped his hands: "I understand! Your walking posture is not good, just like a sissy, walk openly, don't walk on the cat steps."

"So?" Xiao Taohong took her eight-character legs and took two steps majestic.

"You will get beaten if you leave like this..."

"What about this?" Xiao Taohong changed her walking position again.

"Well... it's okay, it's almost done." Chen Yu looked at the time on his phone again, pulled Xiao Taohong over, and told him seriously: "Sixth Middle School is not far from here. If you go downstairs and walk left along the sidewalk, you will pass by a kindergarten, an elementary school and a middle school, then turn left and walk by two traffic lights..."

After talking in detail for ten minutes, Chen Yu picked up the water cup and drank it all, clearing his throat: "Cough. Have you remembered what I said?"

"Remember."

"Then you go. This exam is not a single room, but I am taking the exam with my classmates, so you have to talk less and pretend that your throat is broken."

"clear!"

"Today I was taking physics and chemistry. You can write according to the handwriting I taught you just now, write whatever you know or not, write the test papers full, and let's find an opportunity to correct it."

"clear!"

"Don't do weird things! Don't let me down!"

"I understand! Absolutely not!" Xiao Taohong patted her chest and promised.

"I always feel uneasy about you."

"Don't worry, Mr. Chen, Xiao Taohong is very stable. I'm already thick and thin now."
To be continued...