Chapter 80 Happy to be a father
Ding!
Bang!!!
There was a muffled sound in the bedroom, and not only Xu Jiang, but also Uncle Lei was startled.
In order to give full play to the mechanical self-discipline, Xu Jiang would turn on the silent wall of the training ground during the day to allow Qianji to train.
Uncle Lei felt that Xu Jiang was preparing a secret weapon and had no doubts.
But now, the rebellious knees seemed to have escaped from the prison and began to fly freely in his bedroom.
Xu Jiang quickly blocked Uncle Lei: "Teacher, that's it for today's class. I have some things that need to be dealt with right away."
The abnormal behavior naturally made Uncle Lei suspicious.
But with Uncle Lei's temperament, the direction of suspicion must be in that direction.
A lewd smile appeared on his face, he glanced at the bedroom, patted Xu Jiang on the shoulder and said: "No wonder I haven't been allowed to go to the inner room. Young man, the days are still very long, so you have to be restrained!"
Xu Jiang doesn't know how to explain why I control your uncle.
"Teacher, it's really not what you think. That one inside..."
"Okay, okay! I was young too, and I understand." Uncle Lei stood up and taught him earnestly: "As a man, it is normal to have needs. Do you still want to live with a machine your whole life?"
After saying that, Uncle Lei left, but with these words, he made a big mistake!
"Hey, this old man is so hateful. What do you mean you can't live with machines for the rest of your life? He is discriminating against us!"
"That's right, the little girl wants to serve the General all her life."
"Hey, if you have the ability, come back and see if I don't show up to you!"
…
The two people here were already planning how to harm the old man. Xu Jiang didn't care and quickly returned to the bedroom.
All he saw was a blue hard shell that looked like a knee pad, running around in his room.
I looked through Baozi's picture of the fairy fight, then looked at the flower pot on the table, and then gently pushed it and knocked the flower pot to the ground. This is not appropriate for a naughty child. Let's take care of it mechanically!
"I'm sorry, General. This subordinate has neglected his duty. Please punish me, General." Qianji knelt on one knee in front of him.
You can punish your sexy figure however you want, this is really...
"Ahem! Qianji, please get up first and tell us what's going on."
"Yes, General, to be precise, this is the child we conceived together."
Xu Jiang:???
Is this news a little sudden? I am so happy to be a father?
Moreover, he has been rebellious since he was born and is running around making trouble.
Although he has merged with Qianji many times, he will not recognize this child. Even if his [Quick Draw Gun] skill has reached level 10, whether he has done it or not is still in his heart.
Not counting?
After asking the reason in detail, the reason was very simple.
The strengthening secret technique of the Shenden Clan allows Qianji to continuously increase the strength of his knees. Recently, Xu Jiang has used [Enhanced Knee Bump] repeatedly, and he has also experienced the power of the skill.
In order to become stronger, Qianji suggested using wild dragon scales to strengthen his knees. The initial thought was that the scales were very hard and could withstand the strengthening power of the rune secrets.
But who would have thought that this wild dragon scale was surprisingly good, and it actually strengthened its sanity.
Qianji doesn't have any impact. After all, she is a liquid mecha. She only has a hole in her leg and can be regenerated.
But the strengthening rune was completely taken away by the knee, and the appearance was fixed in the shape of a knee pad. It was completely independent and flying in the air. Qianji named him: Flying Knee.
As for the issue of being a father, Qianji is Xu Jiang's mecha, so a piece of kneepad that split off from the mecha is naturally the child of Qianji and Xu Jiang.
This logic really...has no biological basis at all.
But there is no time to worry about it now, the unfortunate child must be stopped quickly, otherwise the house will be demolished by him.
"Come on, let's talk about how to solve this little kid's problem." Xu Jiang wanted to reach out and claw at him, but it was obvious that he wasn't fast enough.
Flying Knees even stayed in the air to seduce him, as if he wanted to play hawk and catch the chick with him.
Fortunately, Qian Ji had already thought of a countermeasure: "General, he is still a child and has a low level of intelligence, so he is naughty and rebellious. All he needs to do is discipline him a little."
"For example?"
"Hit him."
Although Qianji is a new mother, she is relatively open-minded. If a naughty child is born, he should be spanked. If he is used to it, something will happen to him sooner or later. He should be taught a lesson.
"But its material seems to be very hard! What should I use to hit it with?"
"Sand Eagle."
"Here, General, are you calling me? I'm on standby to help you shoot your son."
Xu Jiang:……
Is this the mechanical world?
Human parents use rattan, and the machine family just loads it with bullets, so don't blame me.
Click!
Xu Jiang held Sha Ying in his hands, with a sneer on his lips, and looked at the flying little kid with an unkind look.
As if he knew he was going to be beaten up, Flying Knee suddenly turned and flew out of the window.
"Want to run away from home? Come back!" Xu Jiang rushed to the window, holding the sand eagle and shooting wildly.
Bang bang bang!
The three bullets quickly hit Flying Knee in a vertical pattern. It was obvious that Flying Knee wanted to dodge and completed an emergency change of direction in the air.
But Sand Eagle's bullets were also wrapped in telekinesis and changed direction along with Flying Knee.
when!
The knee was shot, like a downed bird, spinning and falling in the air.
You're just a little brat, wouldn't it be easy to deal with you?
"But, will this child be injured?" Xu Jiang began to worry again.
Qian Ji said with certainty: "Don't worry, it won't happen. His body is very strong. It won't hurt him if he hits it lightly."
Knock it lightly? The family education of the mechanical family is indeed very manic.
Sure enough, not long after, Flying Knee flew back.
The hard material became soft, and the knee pads suddenly pulled down, like a wronged child. As soon as he came back, he clung to Qian Ji's wrist and acted coquettishly. It seemed that he was completely tamed.
Xu Jiang also checked the flying knee skill at this time.
【Flying Knee(Minor)】
[Quality]: White
[Skill]: Dragon raises its head.
[Dragon Heads Up: An upgraded version of Knee Strike, which can adjust its position independently, knocking the enemy away and stunning them. The effect is determined by the size and strength of both the enemy and ourselves. 】
…
Qianji's [Knee Bump] skill is gone and has been moved to Flying Knee. The effect is of course better than the original one.
Xu Jiang's previous [knee bump] had to adjust the angle correctly to kick the person into the sky.
Now with [Dragon Head Up], Xu Jiang doesn't even need to make any movements. He only needs to get close to the enemy, and the knee pads can take off by themselves, adjust the best angle, and complete the flying action.
However, the disadvantages are also obvious. This rebellious child is difficult to control.
He had just shot him to death, and now he has been acting like a spoiled child for a while and started to lively again. We must think of some way to let him grow up.
Just at this time, the security personnel of the property sent a message.
Security guard: [Hello, Mr. Xu, we are from the Security Department. You were shooting out of the window just now, right? Are you in danger?]
Xu Jiang: [Oh, it’s okay, I was just shooting my son.]
security guard:【???】
Security guard: [It’s okay, just let us know if you need anything. I wish you... have a good time.]
Xu Jiang: [By the way, wait a minute. Help me find a complete set of textbooks for primary school, middle school, and university.]
Security guard:【Full set of textbooks?】
Xu Jiang: [Yes, I want to teach my son how to be a good person.]
After saying that, he saw a little bear sleeping carefree in the corner.
Xu Jiang: [Two sets, and bring the review questions with you by the way. I also have a bear here, which I also need to educate.]
"Cuenca!!"
The troubled bear suddenly woke up from his nightmare.
He glanced left and right. Someone seemed to be calling him just now. Why did he feel a chill on his back? It was really strange.
Security guard: [Okay sir, let’s go and do it. In addition, a lot of media have appeared at the door and want to interview you. Do you need to be released? 】
Xu Jiang: [Media? Interview me? Why?]
Security guard: [Because you and Miss Ying Xiaoxiao have just won the title of the top ten civilized youths in this city.]
Xu Jiang: [The two of us? Civilized young people? Who are you insulting!]
Chapter completed!